Author Topic: OMNOMNOM K4u! This is Shadoweh Quest 3!  (Read 26259 times)

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #60 on: September 12, 2011, 07:09:10 PM »
> Realize this is all a dream, and conjure up a Kaleidoscope Magic Stick. :)

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #61 on: September 12, 2011, 07:16:51 PM »
> Realize this is all a dream, and conjure up a Kaleidoscope Magic Stick. :)

> You realise that by jove, this is all just some crazy dream you're dreaming! Well, whatever. You conjure up a Kaleidoscope Magic Stick, whatever the hell that may be, and add it to your inventory.

>_

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #62 on: September 12, 2011, 07:17:03 PM »
> Transform into a magical girl and fly!

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #63 on: September 12, 2011, 07:18:49 PM »
> Transform into a magical girl and fly!

> Wait, you're already a magical girl. That said, you weren't flying yet. You focus, you prepare, you lift off!
> Contrary to popular belief, it's actually hotter when you're flying closer to the sun than when you're on the ground. oh shit this is hot

>_

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #64 on: September 12, 2011, 07:20:19 PM »
>Look down and around. Can we see where we are? Are there any landmarks besides the tower? If not, approach the tower.


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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #65 on: September 12, 2011, 07:21:15 PM »
> Learn Protection against the Wind

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #66 on: September 12, 2011, 07:22:47 PM »
> Look down. Back up. Where the hell are we?

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #67 on: September 12, 2011, 07:32:50 PM »
>Look down and around. Can we see where we are? Are there any landmarks besides the tower? If not, approach the tower.

> You're in a desert. With nothing but sand surrounding you, and a tower in the distance. With your vast knowledge of the world... you have no goddamn clue where you are.

> Learn Protection against the Wind

> You have no idea how to learn a spell without a spellbook or some other source of teaching material nearby; that means the only way is to try it out yourself! You cast a number of enchantments on yourself; surely one of them will protect you from wind! And you find that ALL OF THEM protect you from wind. So complete is this protection that you feel not a bit of wind on your body. The air is still and motionless, granting you no degree of refreshment from the scorching heat, but also not carrying more scorching heat with it.
> Or oxygen. Shit. You don't have any oxygen. Oh shit. Shit shit. Why the hell did you have to cast a protection so complete it guards against ANYTHING the wind might carry?!

> Look down. Back up. Where the hell are we?

> You're in a desert with the man your man could be like. What's in your hand? It's in his. It's a Kaleidostar Magic Stick. Look again, the Kaleidostar Magic Stick is now a beer. Anything is possible when you're a wizard. He's on your head.
> Wait, what?
> Some kind of fairy-like thing is on your head, dangling a can of beer in front of you where there was previously a Kaleidostar Magic Stick.
> He's definitely male; you can tell by the OHGODWHY IS HE NAKED.

>_

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #68 on: September 12, 2011, 07:36:24 PM »
> Somehow cast Blizzard,
oh and Cancel protection against Wind.

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #69 on: September 12, 2011, 07:38:03 PM »
> Fall

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #70 on: September 12, 2011, 07:39:19 PM »
>What are the wildest dreams which we must deem to fulfill?
>Ask the naked fairy to politely get off our head. Acquire the beer in the confusion.


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #71 on: September 12, 2011, 07:41:12 PM »
> Somehow cast Blizzard,
oh and Cancel protection against Wind.

> You conjure an ice storm. It freezes one of the hills. Your Protection Against Wind prevents any of the chills from reaching you.
> Being Shadoweh is suffering so much.

> You quickly dispel your protection against wind. Whee! Oxygen! Sweet god you needed oxygen. You can think rationally again! Rationally!
> You still have a fairy on your head.

> Fall

> You cancel your flying spell and fall to the ground, face first.
> You are now submerged in scorching hot sand.
> You have no idea if there is still a fairy on your head.
> Did I mention you're in scorching hot sand? You might want to fix that. Because it hurts.

>What are the wildest dreams which we must deem to fulfill?
>Ask the naked fairy to politely get off our head. Acquire the beer in the confusion.

> [21:43] <Bardiche> @whatis Dream
> [21:43] <@Keine-tan> Bardiche: "Dream" is (#1) Break the fourth wall, or (#2) Defeat apartheid, or (#3) Alcohol (fulfilled), or (#4) Find a girl worth fighting for!, or (#5) Have a drinking party with all the Mafia players, especially Kitten4u.

> You would ask the fairy, but the attempt only opens your mouth for more sand to come in. Congratulations, not only are you submerged in scorching hot sand, you're also eating it.

> You're thirsty.

>_

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #72 on: September 12, 2011, 08:11:41 PM »
...
hm...
> Teleport back to our room.

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #73 on: September 12, 2011, 08:47:53 PM »
...
hm...
> Teleport back to our room.

> Screw this shit, you're going home! You commence teleportation. Beam us up, Scotty!
> When you're done being blinded by the blinding light of the teleportation (what the hell is up with that anyway?), you find yourself in a huge, vast desert with a tower somewhere far off in the distance.
> Wait, didn't you just teleport back to your room?

>_

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #74 on: September 12, 2011, 09:00:33 PM »
>We'll just have to deal with it.

>See if the fairy thing is still with us.


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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #75 on: September 12, 2011, 09:04:49 PM »
>We'll just have to deal with it.

>See if the fairy thing is still with us.

> You immediately resign yourself to your future in a desert with a naked fairy. Goodbye, beer! You knew it well.
> The fairy is floating in front of you now, looking at you with a puzzled expression. It says something, but you have no clue what because goddamnit you don't speak Fairy.
> It's pointing at the tower in the distance.

>_

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #76 on: September 12, 2011, 09:07:54 PM »
>Name the fairy Navi

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #77 on: September 12, 2011, 09:08:18 PM »
>Fly butterfly fly!  Onward to the tower.

>Take a look at the fairy, what does it look like besides being naked?

>Name the fairy Navi

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #78 on: September 12, 2011, 09:13:25 PM »
> We shall become an Overlord!...
(Never played it though)

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #79 on: September 12, 2011, 09:21:38 PM »
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ... you know the rest.


>Summon a horse with no name that carries you to the tower.
Bella gerant alii, tu felix Gensokyo nube. Nam quae Mars aliis, dat tibi diva Venus.

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #80 on: September 12, 2011, 09:31:02 PM »
>Name the fairy Navi

> You promptly decide the Fairy's name is Navi. Nothing shall stray you from calling it Navi. Nothing! It is forever truth in your mind. Of this, you are absolutely sure.
> The Fairy stares at you.

>Fly butterfly fly!  Onward to the tower.

>Take a look at the fairy, what does it look like besides being naked?

> You'd fly, except you cancelled that spell just so you could land face-first in the sand and be submerged. You decide to walk instead.
> You take the time to closely examine the Fairy. It's got jet-black hair, eerie golden eyes, two translucent wings that you somehow know are there vaguely, and the cutest, tiniest little [redacted] you've ever seen.
> Not that you've seen that many. Actually, this might be your first time seeing [redacted].

> We shall become an Overlord!...
(Never played it though)

> You shall become an Overlord! Someday!

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ... you know the rest.


>Summon a horse with no name that carries you to the tower.

> You attempt to summon a horse! ... Nothing happens.
> The Fairy makes a gesture, and a bar appears above it, reading clearly:

> Shadoweh, Level 100 Magical Girl
> HP: 020/100
> MP: 000/999

> Being Shadoweh is suffering.

>_

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #81 on: September 12, 2011, 10:16:28 PM »
>Remember that fairies supposedly have restorative properties and attempt to consume Navi.
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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #82 on: September 12, 2011, 11:41:24 PM »
>Remember that fairies supposedly have restorative properties and attempt to consume Navi.

> Faeries and restorative powers? Well, you're a magical girl, there's a fairy here... it must be true! There's nothing to it but to EAT HIM EAT HIM EAT HIM.
> Before Navi understands what's going on, you lunge upon him and seize that tiny, miniscule body within the palm of your hand. Ahahahahahaha you are so going to EAT HIM.
> But will you cook him first? Have him raw? Bake him? Ah, hell with it, you're in a scorching hot desert. Surely you can eat it raw!
> You start chewing down on the fairy like some kind of ravenous, crazy wench.
> When you gulp down the last of the Fairy, you feel somehow... evil. And dirty.
> You also feel a little ill. Are you getting feverish?

>_

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #83 on: September 12, 2011, 11:48:13 PM »
> Reach inside out selves...
WITH THIS STICK I SHALL PIERCE ...

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #84 on: September 12, 2011, 11:50:56 PM »
> Reach inside out selves...
WITH THIS STICK I SHALL PIERCE ...

> And now, you shall reach within...!! You plunge a hand into your chest. Okay, fuck, you didn't think this through. Do you have healing magic? Is the Fairy going to heal you?
> No, the Fairy is dead. Because you ate him. Shit. Shit shit shit shit.
> The bleeding's not stopping. You don't have any MP left, apparently.
> So this is how it ends?
> The light dims. The world becomes dark. You can feel your life seeping through your fingers.
> You were... so... close...

> YOU HAVE DIED

Restart? Y/N

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #85 on: September 12, 2011, 11:52:27 PM »
> Y

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #86 on: September 12, 2011, 11:56:03 PM »
> Y

> You feel as if you just wasted one of your three lives. That's nonsense, you only have one life and you certainly didn't just stupidly commit suicide by literally reaching within yourself.
> You just ate a fairy, you're in a desert, and there's a tower off in the distance.

>_

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #87 on: September 13, 2011, 12:05:17 AM »
> Float
> Walk to the tower.

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #88 on: September 13, 2011, 12:09:28 AM »
>Walk to the tower while suffering.
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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #89 on: September 13, 2011, 12:15:14 AM »
>Walk to the tower while suffering.
> Float
> Walk to the tower.

> You're in a desert in scorching heat after just eating a naked fairy and god knows where it's been, I think you're suffering well enough without consciously attempting to!
> Being Shadoweh is suffering.

> You walk. And walk. Then walk some more. And ultimately you end up walking EVEN MORE.
> You finally arrive at the tower.
> It's a completely normal, stone tower. There is nothing special or magical about it.

> At its base is a black-haired, golden-eyed boy wi-- this somehow seems familiar. He looks like a more Shadoweh-sized variant of the Fairy.
> The one you just ate.

> He doesn't look too happy to see you, and begins saying something.
> You have no goddamn clue what he's saying.

>_