Author Topic: What if...? (Read 165019 times)

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #960 on:** January 07, 2012, 04:01:55 AM »

UNL? Oh, you mean Hisoutensoku!
Anyway, fans would rejoice that Mima made it into a game; but would probably rage too because she's not in the danmaku games.

What if Yuyuko carried around a mini-gun?

game2011 · « **Reply #961 on:** January 07, 2012, 04:12:53 AM »

Actually, that's how she invokes death; the mini-gun is invisible the whole time.

What if the canon relationship between Momiji and Aya is far worse than it actually is?

BTW, about my previous question... I think a better way to put it would be "What if in the final game of the series, it is revealed that the Moriya Conspiracy is the cause behind all the incidents in Gensokyo and that Suwako is the mastermind it?"

Eh, whatever...

Irate Researchers · « **Reply #962 on:** January 07, 2012, 05:40:28 AM »

The idea of a murderous Momji who barely keeps herself from killing Aya appeals to me...

What if Rika was a player character?

CS · « **Reply #963 on:** January 07, 2012, 07:03:39 AM »

Players will be forced to watch her die over and over again, trapping herself in a Groundhog Day Loop just like the other Rika... except this one's CoD is the hail of colourful bullets...

What if Koakuma switched places with Daiyousei?

iK · « **Reply #964 on:** January 07, 2012, 12:09:04 PM »

Cirno would be the cold shut in obsessed with studying ice magic, and Patchouli would be the strongest pajama wearing fairy.

What if Ellen's shop bought out Marisa's?

Hatateru · « **Reply #965 on:** January 07, 2012, 05:07:11 PM »

Ellen will replace Marisa as the new playable character.

What if Touhou in Rose of Versailles?

Yukari-Chan · « **Reply #966 on:** January 07, 2012, 07:14:26 PM »

Staring the History of the Rose Killing Vampire! Remilia Scarlet before! ~~Am I right :3?~~

What if Sakuya sees this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1chdKuujI_w

CS · « **Reply #967 on:** January 07, 2012, 09:50:16 PM »

She would be wondering, what is a Krusty Krab?

What if all Spongebob characters were replaced by Touhous?

Yukari-Chan · « **Reply #968 on:** January 07, 2012, 11:15:33 PM »

It would be staring Cirno as Patrick, Wriggle as Spongebob, Parsee as Squidward, and Marisa as Mr. Krabs. I would pay to WATCH that!

What if Patchouli X Alice?

zephyredx · « **Reply #969 on:** January 08, 2012, 02:00:50 AM »

You get |Patchouli||Alice|sin(θ) where θ is the angle between the Patchouli and Alice vectors.

What if you landed in Gensokyo...but were Japanese illiterate?

Irate Researchers · « **Reply #970 on:** January 08, 2012, 02:21:35 AM »

Quote from: zephyredx on January 08, 2012, 02:00:50 AM

You get |Patchouli||Alice|sin(θ) where θ is the angle between the Patchouli and Alice vectors.

What if you landed in Gensokyo...but were Japanese illiterate?

Craaaaaaap. WAIT! Marisa can read English! all I have to do is hunt down a psychotic kleptomaniac witch! Whew!

What if the lunarians lost the next lunar war to America, and had to leave the moon?

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #971 on:** January 08, 2012, 02:28:50 AM »

Some how, I think someone is not going to take that lightly... And in turn, will destroy America as a result.

What if all the characters in the next Touhou game, including the main playables, wore a swimsuit?
[Phwee~]

AJS · « **Reply #972 on:** January 08, 2012, 02:33:32 AM »

The fandom would rejoice....and the makers of ecchi doujin stuff would have A FIELD DAY.

(following up on a question I asked earlier) What if Toyosatomimi no Miko became the ruler of the world?

Yukari-Chan · « **Reply #973 on:** January 08, 2012, 03:06:35 AM »

Byakuren would be her personal slave. Taoist will rechoice!

What if Vegeta challenged a pissed off sakuya?

CS · « **Reply #974 on:** January 08, 2012, 05:04:30 AM »

Vegeta: IT'S OVER NINE-
Sakuya: ZA WARUDO! *takes out pad* GIIIIGAAAAAA... PAAAADDDOO!!! BUREIIIIIKKKAAAA!!!

What if Yoshika became a Mahou Shoujo?

Irate Researchers · « **Reply #975 on:** January 08, 2012, 06:57:05 AM »

Adventures of the lovely living dead girl!

What if Isami Asama caused the next incident by breaking into Gensoyoko from the Twilight Bar room and going on a drunken rampage, the likes of which none have ever seen?

AJS · « **Reply #976 on:** January 08, 2012, 07:56:51 AM »

Touhou 15 ~ Drunken Phantasmagoria. Playable characters: Suika, Yuugi, and Mamizou. Asama will be the final boss, obviously, and the extra boss can be.....that afro guy....thus marking the first male Touhou Extra Boss. :V

What if perfecting every Touhou game on Lunatic caused Yukari to appear and gap you to Gensokyo?

CS · « **Reply #977 on:** January 08, 2012, 08:15:59 AM »

A part of me wishes that I can do it. Another part of me is blowing sighs of relief. I mean, Gensokyo is one scary place if you think about it...

Anthony (from Smosh): I mean come on, can you imagine what a scary place it would be if Gensokyo were actually realistic?

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #978 on:** January 08, 2012, 11:27:19 AM »

I'd go feral should it be that way.

What if Buster the CT-Dummy became a youkai there?

Irate Researchers · « **Reply #979 on:** January 08, 2012, 03:47:42 PM »

His ability? To die in new and creative ways.

What if Tails Doll became a gensoyoko youkai?

game2011 · « **Reply #980 on:** January 08, 2012, 04:40:28 PM »

He'll team up with Medicine to liberate all the dolls in the world.

What if Chen is actually afraid of mice?

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #981 on:** January 08, 2012, 04:53:16 PM »

Mice are trolling your cats; because she's Nazrin! [Is shot]

What if Sanae broke Reimu's neck?

Hatateru · « **Reply #982 on:** January 08, 2012, 05:06:00 PM »

She must've gotten tired of being called 'Player 2 Reimu' all the time. To show us that she was really serious, she used Reimu as an example of what would happen to us if we ever call her that again.

Oh, and Reimu will probably die and Gensokyo go bye-bye :V

What if Touhou in Lion King?

CS · « **Reply #983 on:** January 08, 2012, 05:29:49 PM »

~~Mufasa~~Minoriko: ~~Scar~~Shizuha... nooo... *falls into stampeding fairies*

What if Touhous received Mirai Nikki's (the diaries I mean, if that wasn't clear enough)...

Vael · « **Reply #984 on:** January 09, 2012, 06:06:18 AM »

The perfect maid will become god-like!

What if ZUN needed five Touhous with attitude?

Angelfire · « **Reply #985 on:** January 09, 2012, 12:28:16 PM »

He gets Mokou, Nue, Mamizou, Komachi, and Sakuya after mentioning pa

What if Bishop and Markov were Touhous?

Ivan The Mouse · « **Reply #986 on:** January 09, 2012, 05:40:00 PM »

Harder game mechanics.

What if Yukari saw Lemon Party?

AJS · « **Reply #987 on:** January 09, 2012, 06:12:46 PM »

She'd shrug it off because she's probably seen worse.

What if the Touhou girls saw cosplayers dressed up as them at an Anime convention?

iK · « **Reply #988 on:** January 09, 2012, 06:26:18 PM »

Many, many humourous things:

Cirno enlisting an army of followers
Mouku fervently attacking every Kuguya she sees
I'm sure plenty of other cases of characters mistaking the cosplayers as other characters.
And if we go by fanon

Alice going all deredere over the Marisas.
Ran loses 8 gallons of blood from the Chenergy in the air

Or, worst case scenerio,

All the actual characters are mocked for their "Crappy costumes"

What if Yuuka was narcoleptic?

Jett · « **Reply #989 on:** January 09, 2012, 07:59:44 PM »

Yuuka: "Oh, I will tear you limp from lim- Zzzzzzzzzzz......."
Reimu: ...

What if Keine gave Mokou a quiz over chemistry?