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Title: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: HakureiSM on May 05, 2010, 10:41:35 PM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/vmzq76.jpg) (http://i39.tinypic.com/xpr6n4.jpg)

19:32 - HakureiSM: BV
19:32 - dustyjo: POWERTHIRST
19:32 - dustyjo: PATCHY EDITIOn
19:33 - HakureiSM: IT'LL MAKE YOU READ
19:33 - HakureiSM: ABNORMALLY FAST
19:33 - dustyjo: POWER READING
19:33 - dustyjo: POWER SLEEPING
19:34 - dustyjo: POWER COUGHING
19:34 - dustyjo: POWER INHALING
19:34 - dustyjo: POWER FAINTING
19:34 - HakureiSM: BOOKS!
19:34 - HakureiSM: YOU'LL READ SO MANY BOOKS
19:34 - HakureiSM: FOUR HUNDRED BOOKS
19:35 - dustyjo: TIME FOR SOME VENN DIAGRAMS
ITT powerthirst
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - PATCHOULI EDITION
Post by: Bananamatic on May 05, 2010, 10:44:29 PM
POWER CLIPDEATH
POWER BULLSHIT
POWER WALLING
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - PATCHOULI EDITION
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on May 05, 2010, 10:45:39 PM
POWER DIAMOND HARDNESS INTO ROYAL FLARE

It works against Polaris!

/me spams 5/2A
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - PATCHOULI EDITION
Post by: Kuma on May 05, 2010, 10:50:48 PM
DANMAKU! YOU'LL SHOOT SO MUCH DANMAKU MARISA WILL BE LIKE"Calm dooown" AND YOU'LL BE LIKE "FUCK YOU!" AND BLAST HER IN THE FACE WITH YOUR ROYAL FLARE
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - PATCHOULI EDITION
Post by: theshirn on May 05, 2010, 11:12:55 PM
KNOWLEDGE! ENERGY! KNOWLEDGE! ENERGY! FIRE SIGNS! WATER SIGNS! EARTH SIGNS! MORE SIGNS THAN YOUR HITBOX HAS ROOM FOR!!
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - PATCHOULI EDITION
Post by: dustyjo on May 05, 2010, 11:15:37 PM
400 BOOKS


A DAY
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - PATCHOULI EDITION
Post by: Kuma on May 05, 2010, 11:21:21 PM
( I think we should incorperate this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6rE0EakhG8) )
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - PATCHOULI EDITION
Post by: Fetch()tirade on May 05, 2010, 11:23:41 PM
Hey, do you wanna feel so anemic? Try Powerthirst (Patchouli Edition), energy drinks for people who need gratuitous amounts of coughing fits. With all new flavors like Streptococcolate. Streptococcolate energy, it?s like adding chocolate to an asthma attack. Sound the alarm, you?re gonna be uncomfortably nauseous.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - PATCHOULI EDITION
Post by: dustyjo on May 05, 2010, 11:51:38 PM
DRINK PATCHYTHIRST

SHOOT THE BULLET

HIT BYAKUREN

STRAP HER TO KEINE
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - PATCHOULI EDITION
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on May 05, 2010, 11:55:43 PM
SNAP INTO A POWERTHIRST

YOU'LL TAKE IT EASIER HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, AND STRONGER THAN THE OTHER GUY WHO WISHES TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - PATCHOULI EDITION
Post by: HakureiSM on May 06, 2010, 01:08:15 AM
POWERTHIRST

PARSEE EDITION

(http://i42.tinypic.com/zwjcc7.jpg) (http://i44.tinypic.com/2r3xb0w.jpg)

SOUND THE ALARM - YOU'RE GOING TO BE UNCOMFORTABLY JEALOUS
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - PATCHOULI EDITION
Post by: Rin Kagamine on May 06, 2010, 01:12:18 AM
I fucking love Powerthirst and I literally do this shit all the time.  Let me find one of them:

Me: /r/ Powerthirst anime
Tristan: That'd be AWESOMELY ENERGETIC
Me: You'll have so much moejii, Moe-gy! (AHHHH!) Just being cute ALL THE TIME!  Moewalking Moeeating Moesleeping Moecleaning Moedressing Moelaughing Moedating losers!  You'll date so many losers!  400 LOSERS!
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - PATCHOULI EDITION
Post by: Kinzo the Astro Curious on May 06, 2010, 01:28:11 AM
POWER CLIPDEATH
POWER BULLSHIT
POWER WALLING

YOU'LL JUST BE RAGEQUITTING ALL THE TIME
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on May 06, 2010, 01:35:32 AM
NAMUSAN

BECAUSE FACTS ARE FOR PUSSIES (http://littleshrimp.deviantart.com/art/We-re-In-The-Club-Now-162865275)
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: HakureiSM on May 06, 2010, 01:37:54 AM
YOU'LL HAVE SO MANY LIBRARIANS

(http://i42.tinypic.com/11vjoti.jpg) (http://i42.tinypic.com/14eatcx.jpg)

FOUR HUNDRED LIBRARIANS
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Suikama on May 06, 2010, 01:48:41 AM
YOU'LL HAVE SO MANY LIBRARIANS

(http://i42.tinypic.com/11vjoti.jpg) (http://i42.tinypic.com/14eatcx.jpg)

FOUR HUNDRED LIBRARIANS
And one Meiling~
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Fetch()tirade on May 06, 2010, 02:31:50 AM
READING - a sport you'll invent because you'll be TOO WEAK FOR NORMAL SPORTS
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: HakureiSM on May 06, 2010, 02:36:19 AM
I think you mean

READBLASTING
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Serela on May 06, 2010, 02:38:02 AM
I think you mean

BOOKBLASTING
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Kinzo the Astro Curious on May 06, 2010, 02:40:12 AM
YOULL 1CC AT EVERYTHING

EVEN COMMON SENSE

RAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG

TOP SCORE
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 06, 2010, 03:02:55 AM
WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LIVES
YOU FIND A NEW GOD
CAN IT
IT'S POWERTHIRST
1LC FLAVOR
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: theshirn on May 06, 2010, 03:06:23 AM
YOU'LL BE 1CC'ING SO FAST, YOUMU WILL BE ALL LIKE "SLOOOOOOOOOOOWWW DOOOOOOWWWWNNN"
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Fetch()tirade on May 06, 2010, 03:06:58 AM
Powerthirst now comes in KOAKUMAs!
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: HakureiSM on May 06, 2010, 03:09:06 AM
NOW WITH ABSURD AMMOUNTS OF READING

ABSUREADING
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: theshirn on May 06, 2010, 03:52:46 AM
MADE WITH SPELLCARDS
REAL SPELLCARDS
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: HakureiSM on May 06, 2010, 04:12:42 AM
HUMPREADING


SIMILAR TO BOOKBLASTING
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Esifex on May 06, 2010, 05:04:02 AM
This is making me laugh harder than it should. Like, seriously, PowerThirst is old news, but this is fuckin epic. I love you guys.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 06, 2010, 05:19:42 AM
This is making me laugh harder than it should. Like, seriously, PowerThirst is old news, but this is fuckin epic. I love you guys.
Same here. I trust that someone will make a video of the Patchy Edition later, right~?
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Benny1 on May 06, 2010, 05:22:17 AM
MERRYBERRY

QUEEN OF THE JUICE
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: HakureiSM on May 06, 2010, 05:55:35 AM
BOOK SPRINGSTEEN
Title: MENERGY
Post by: Tengukami on May 06, 2010, 07:59:17 AM
As punishment - or reward - for making me laugh embarrassingly loud on the bus, please change your name to BOOK SPRINGSTEEN. Patchy avatar optional.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: TNinja on May 06, 2010, 11:33:14 AM
This is awesome.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Kinzo the Astro Curious on May 06, 2010, 12:05:48 PM
BOOK SPRINGSTEEN

What tengukami said  :V I lol'd hard.

TOUHOU EATING
TOUHOU SLEEPING
TOUHOU LIFTING
TOUHOU SPAWNING

DOUJIN

YOULL HAVE SO MUCH DOUJIN

400 DOUJIN
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: HakureiSM on May 06, 2010, 04:18:09 PM
This is making me laugh harder than it should. Like, seriously, PowerThirst is old news, but this is fuckin epic. I love you guys.
Why, thank you.

As punishment - or reward - for making me laugh embarrassingly loud on the bus, please change your name to BOOK SPRINGSTEEN. Patchy avatar optional.
~
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: ravaens on May 06, 2010, 04:28:28 PM
Who said there wasn't man (or at least more than four of them) in Gensokyo?
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: HakureiSM on May 06, 2010, 04:36:47 PM
THINK YOU'RE A MAN? WELL, MEET RAN

(http://i41.tinypic.com/athko.jpg) (http://i44.tinypic.com/4js2u8.jpg)

POWERTHIRST -
MANRAN EDITION
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: dustyjo on May 06, 2010, 04:53:46 PM
YOU'LL BE SO STRONG CHEN WILL BE LIKE "Raaaan-saamaaa" and you'll be like FUCK YOU and hit her in the face with your



ENERGY TAILS
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: TNinja on May 06, 2010, 05:04:43 PM
AND YOU WILL BE LIKE "CHEEEEEEEEN" THEN YOU'LL WILL NOSEBLEED SPARK ON HER!
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: dustyjo on May 06, 2010, 05:10:06 PM
Will all new flavors like

SPARKOLATE


It's like adding spellcards to AN ELECTRICAL STORM
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: theshirn on May 06, 2010, 10:16:49 PM
WHAT'S THAT?  YOU WANT STRAWBERRY CRISIS?

WELL HOW ABOUT RAWBERRY CRISIS!!

MADE WITH CROSSES
REAL CROSSES

PHYSICS!!  YOU'LL BE GOOD AT THEM!
IT'S AN ENERGY DRINK FOR UNIFIED THEORIES! UNERGY!!

SCIENCE!  BLASPHEMY!  SCIENCE!  BLASPHEMY!
STAR BULLETS!  CROSS BULLETS!  HEXAGRAM BULLETS!  MORE BULLETS THAN YOUR SCREEN HAS ROOM FOR!!
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Hello Purvis on May 06, 2010, 10:30:30 PM
There is nothing I can add to this thread.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: theshirn on May 06, 2010, 10:31:59 PM
There is nothing I can add to this thread.
I...I'm...dumbfounded.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on May 06, 2010, 10:34:01 PM
WHAT'S THAT?  YOU WANT STRAWBERRY CRISIS?

WELL HOW ABOUT RAWBERRY CRISIS!!

MADE WITH CROSSES
REAL CROSSES

PHYSICS!!  YOU'LL BE GOOD AT THEM!
IT'S AN ENERGY DRINK FOR UNIFIED THEORIES! UNERGY!!

SCIENCE!  BLASPHEMY!  SCIENCE!  BLASPHEMY!
STAR BULLETS!  CROSS BULLETS!  HEXAGRAM BULLETS!  MORE BULLETS THAN YOUR SCREEN HAS ROOM FOR!!
This has made the thread for me.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on May 06, 2010, 10:34:54 PM
WHAT'S THAT?  YOU WANT STRAWBERRY CRISIS?

WELL HOW ABOUT RAWBERRY CRISIS!!

MADE WITH CROSSES
REAL CROSSES

PHYSICS!!  YOU'LL BE GOOD AT THEM!
IT'S AN ENERGY DRINK FOR UNIFIED THEORIES! UNERGY!!

SCIENCE!  BLASPHEMY!  SCIENCE!  BLASPHEMY!
STAR BULLETS!  CROSS BULLETS!  HEXAGRAM BULLETS!  MORE BULLETS THAN YOUR SCREEN HAS ROOM FOR!!

Holy shit I love you.

An IP has been won.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: HakureiSM on May 06, 2010, 10:38:32 PM
There is nothing I can add to this thread.
Success.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 06, 2010, 10:41:21 PM
WHAT'S THAT?  YOU WANT STRAWBERRY CRISIS?

WELL HOW ABOUT RAWBERRY CRISIS!!

MADE WITH CROSSES
REAL CROSSES

PHYSICS!!  YOU'LL BE GOOD AT THEM!
IT'S AN ENERGY DRINK FOR UNIFIED THEORIES! UNERGY!!

SCIENCE!  BLASPHEMY!  SCIENCE!  BLASPHEMY!
STAR BULLETS!  CROSS BULLETS!  HEXAGRAM BULLETS!  MORE BULLETS THAN YOUR SCREEN HAS ROOM FOR!!
It's over.
It's all over.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: ES-Anthy on May 06, 2010, 10:58:43 PM
WHAT'S THAT?  YOU WANT STRAWBERRY CRISIS?

WELL HOW ABOUT RAWBERRY CRISIS!!

MADE WITH CROSSES
REAL CROSSES

PHYSICS!!  YOU'LL BE GOOD AT THEM!
IT'S AN ENERGY DRINK FOR UNIFIED THEORIES! UNERGY!!

SCIENCE!  BLASPHEMY!  SCIENCE!  BLASPHEMY!
STAR BULLETS!  CROSS BULLETS!  HEXAGRAM BULLETS!  MORE BULLETS THAN YOUR SCREEN HAS ROOM FOR!!

Oh man, there's only one thing to do now.
Edit:Wait, nevermind my voice doesn't work for it. :x
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Esifex on May 07, 2010, 12:05:36 AM
I don't have any recording software that I know of - can I make recording with Ventrilo and convert them to mp3, perhaps? Cuz everyone in my guild says I sound just like the guy from the Old Spice Body Wash for Men commercial and make me recite it a bajillion times, and then they want me to try the Powerthirst stuff.

If I can record myself somehow, I'll take a shot at this! And I'll post a recording of me doing OldSpice.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: HakureiSM on May 07, 2010, 12:09:14 AM
lol WoW

Try Audacity. It's free and easy to use.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Rin Kagamine on May 07, 2010, 12:28:14 AM
WHAT'S THAT?  YOU WANT STRAWBERRY CRISIS?

WELL HOW ABOUT RAWBERRY CRISIS!!

MADE WITH CROSSES
REAL CROSSES

PHYSICS!!  YOU'LL BE GOOD AT THEM!
IT'S AN ENERGY DRINK FOR UNIFIED THEORIES! UNERGY!!

SCIENCE!  BLASPHEMY!  SCIENCE!  BLASPHEMY!
STAR BULLETS!  CROSS BULLETS!  HEXAGRAM BULLETS!  MORE BULLETS THAN YOUR SCREEN HAS ROOM FOR!!
http://tindeck.com/listen/skos
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Sapz on May 07, 2010, 12:49:00 AM
http://tindeck.com/listen/skos
Oh man, this will be tough to beat. I'll give it a shot tomorrow, though~
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Suikama on May 07, 2010, 01:37:15 AM
http://tindeck.com/listen/skos
(http://i41.tinypic.com/24y1o4x.jpg)
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Kinzo the Astro Curious on May 07, 2010, 03:04:14 AM
^ Second that.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Rin Kagamine on May 07, 2010, 03:10:39 AM
Hey, do you wanna feel so energetic? Try Powerspark. Energy drinks for people who do gratuitous amounts of stealing. With all new flavors like Sparkolate. Chocolate Sparking, it?s like adding chocolate to a  MASTER SPARK! Cause an icident, you?re gonna be uncomfortably kleptomaniac.

What?s that? You want red? Well how about Kouhaku? Made with miko, real miko. Spellcards (aaahhhhhh!). You?ll be good at them. It?s an energy drink for thieves. Thievery. These aren?t your ZUN's puns, these are Gensokyo puns. Touhoupuns.

Science, spellcards, science, spellcards, Sealing orbs, Yin-yang orbs, Hakkero reactors, more curiousities than Kourindou has room for. You?ll be so fast, Patchouli will be like, ?Sloooooowwww dooowwwwnn.? And you?ll be like, ?Fuck you!? and stuff another book in your ENERGY BAG!

You?ll have so much energy, energy (aaaahhhhh!) just stealing all the time. Power stealing, power flying, power shooting, power dodging, power sparking, power flirting, power solving incidents. You?ll solve so many incidents. 400 incidents.

Give Sparkolate to your harem and they?ll be good at danmaku. Make your harem shoot abnormally fast. They?ll shoot as fast as Reimu. Youkai will watch them shooting and think they?re Reimu. They?ll shoot as fast as Reimu, against actual Reimu, and Reimu will win and they'll all have tea at the HAKUREI SHRINE!

Hey, go with the sure thing. Don?t gamble on your danmaku (da ze!). Try Powerspark, the energy drink that will make you (aaahhh!) spellcards (aaahhh!). (http://tindeck.com/listen/qbdz)

My throat really hurts, I might re-record it later
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Kinzo the Astro Curious on May 07, 2010, 03:13:50 AM
DAAAAAAA ZEEEEEEEE  :V
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: HakureiSM on May 07, 2010, 03:14:49 AM
I LOVE YOU VIC VIPER MARRY ME


edit: can I upload that to YT? :3 I can make a video tomorrow
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Benny1 on May 07, 2010, 03:18:08 AM
oh my god

Vic, wow, you're like, my hero.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: theshirn on May 07, 2010, 03:18:52 AM
I am not to be one-upped.  Gimme a few hours. :V

No seriously, that's just awesome.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Rin Kagamine on May 07, 2010, 03:22:05 AM
I LOVE YOU VIC VIPER MARRY ME


edit: can I upload that to YT? :3 I can make a video tomorrow
Yeah, go nuts
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 07, 2010, 03:26:24 AM
Vic.
VIC.
You're my hero.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: HakureiSM on May 07, 2010, 03:28:03 AM
Yeah, go nuts
K, tomorrow when I'm home I'll video this
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Esifex on May 07, 2010, 04:05:11 AM
We're creating a monster.

It is mans nature to create monsters, and it is in the nature of monsters to destroy their makers.

But the forward march of SCIENCE will not be stopped.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Dead Princess Sakana on May 07, 2010, 05:58:31 AM
K, tomorrow when I'm home I'll video this
YES!

God, Vic and Sho, that was awesome. Best thing to wake up to  :D
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Kinzo the Astro Curious on May 07, 2010, 06:27:00 AM
This is god damned horrible but I thought it had to be posted all the same :V

Quote
DaiTorpedo: MANNOTHIRST
DaiTorpedo: for shop owners who need GRATITOUS AMMOUNTS OF ENERGY
DaiTorpedo: sound the alarm, your gonna be UNCOMFTABLY MANLY
DaiTorpedo: whats that? you want it?
DaiTorpedo: its yours my friend
DaiTorpedo: BOMBS
TL777: 400 BOMBS
DaiTorpedo: your gonna be so MMMMMMMMMMMMM
DaiTorpedo: morshu will be like sorry link, i cant give you credit
DaiTorpedo: and youll be like FUCK YOU
DaiTorpedo: and kick him in the face with your ENERGY RUPEES
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Tengukami on May 07, 2010, 06:53:35 AM
This is the second morning in a row that I visit this thread first before going to work and man, does this ever put me in a great mood.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: HakureiSM on May 07, 2010, 10:20:31 AM
Yay, good mood-inducing thread :D
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: theshirn on May 07, 2010, 08:12:49 PM
TOUHOU THE THIRST MUTILATOR

IT'S LIKE A MASTER SPARK YOU CAN POUR INTO YOUR FACE!

IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES!  WHAT'RE ELECTROLYTES?  I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY' RE EXTREMELY AWESOME!  AND TOUHOU IS FULL OF THEM!  AND THEY HELP PLANTS GROW!  WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD DRINK TOUHOU AND NOT DODONPACHI BECAUSE DODONPACHI HAS BEES AND I'VE NEVER SEEN PLANTS TURN INTO BEES!

IT'S GOT SPELLCARDS!  SUPER EXTRA SPELLCARDS!  AND FIVE KINDS OF DIFFICULTY!  WHICH MAKES IT DELICIOUS AND MUCH BETTER THAN OTHER SHMUPS THAT ARE NOT DELICIOUS!

DRINKING IT WILL MAKE YOU WONDER WHY YOU HAVEN'T EVER CRUSHED A HUMAN SKULL WITH LITTLE GIRLS!  BUT YOU WON'T HAVE TO, BECAUSE YOU'LL ALREADY KNOW THAT TOUHOU TASTES HOW THAT WOULD FEEL!  WHICH IS LIKE GETTING HIT WITH A SUBWAY TRAIN ON THE MOON!!

HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I JUST SPLIT MY KEYBOARD LIKE THE ANGRY GERMAN KID!  SEE THAT?  TOUHOU WILL MAKE YOU NEED NEW KEYBOARDS!  AND WHILE YOU'RE OUT BUYING NEW KEYBOARDS YOU SHOULD BUY SOME NEW HARD DRIVES!  BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO FILL UP YOUR HARD DRIVES FROM DOWNLOADING MUSIC AND DOUJINS ALL THE TIME!  TOUHOU WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO DOWNLOAD MUSIC AND DOUJINS ALL THE TIME!  WHICH MIGHT BE GOOD OR BAD, BUT EITHER WAY YOU'RE GOING TO WIN!  BECAUSE TOUHOU CAN MAKE YOU WIN AT THINGS YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO WIN AT!  LIKE RAGING!  TOUHOU WILL MAKE YOU WIN AT RAGING!!  OR MAYBE INSTEAD OF RAGING SOMETHING ELSE LIKE HEADDESKING OR SCREAMING!  BECAUSE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SCREAM REALLY LOUD!  AND YOU'LL PROBABLY BECOME INVINCIBLE!  WHICH DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!!

BUT IF THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN THEN YOU'LL PROBABLY JUST END UP SHOOTING SOMETHING!  WHICH IS GOOD IF YOU LIKE SHOOTING!  BUT EVEN IF YOU DON'T, TOUHOU WILL MAKE YOU WIN AT SUICIDE!!! (http://www.toofiles.com/en/oip/audios/mp3/touhouthirst.html)



...okay, I think I'm done.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Serela on May 07, 2010, 08:37:39 PM
Quote
BUT EVEN IF YOU DON'T, TOUHOU WILL MAKE YOU WIN AT SUICIDE!!!
EmoThirst
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on May 07, 2010, 08:49:39 PM
TOUHOU WILL MAKE YOU WIN AT SUICIDE!!!
I knew I was clipping too much bullets.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: TNinja on May 07, 2010, 10:33:35 PM
Vic-shama got the best one.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Doomsday on May 07, 2010, 10:34:46 PM
TOUHOU THE THIRST MUTILATOR
I approve of this post
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Sapz on May 07, 2010, 11:28:50 PM
Quote from: theSho
TOUHOU THE THIRST MUTILATOR
Oh hey, this sounds really g-
Quote from: theSho
NOT DODONPACHI
>:V
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: theshirn on May 07, 2010, 11:40:11 PM
Oh hey, this sounds really g->:V
:getdown:
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Hello Purvis on May 07, 2010, 11:57:49 PM

I JUST SPLIT MY KEYBOARD LIKE THE ANGRY GERMAN KID!  SEE THAT?  TOUHOU WILL MAKE YOU NEED NEW KEYBOARDS!  AND WHILE YOU'RE OUT BUYING NEW KEYBOARDS YOU SHOULD BUY SOME NEW HARD DRIVES!  BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO FILL UP YOUR HARD DRIVES FROM DOWNLOADING MUSIC AND DOUJINS ALL THE TIME!  TOUHOU WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO DOWNLOAD MUSIC AND DOUJINS ALL THE TIME!  WHICH MIGHT BE GOOD OR BAD, BUT EITHER WAY YOU'RE GOING TO WIN!  BECAUSE TOUHOU CAN MAKE YOU WIN AT THINGS YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO WIN AT!  LIKE RAGING!  TOUHOU WILL MAKE YOU WIN AT RAGING!!  OR MAYBE INSTEAD OF RAGING SOMETHING ELSE LIKE HEADDESKING OR SCREAMING!  BECAUSE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SCREAM REALLY LOUD! (http://www.toofiles.com/en/oip/audios/mp3/touhouthirst.html)

STOP STALKING ME
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: TNinja on May 08, 2010, 12:05:54 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7KIt1kyT3Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7KIt1kyT3Y)

Awesome now have it's own commercial.

:V
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: HakureiSM on May 08, 2010, 12:28:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7KIt1kyT3Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7KIt1kyT3Y)

Awesome now have it's own commercial.

:V
what the fuck I was doing it right now :<
y u do dis
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: TNinja on May 08, 2010, 12:29:50 AM
what the fuck I was doing it right now :<
y u do dis
Uhm... hmmm...

Ni-ninja'd?
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: HakureiSM on May 08, 2010, 12:30:52 AM
It's looking so much better too :<
Read the thread, next time.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Rin Kagamine on May 08, 2010, 12:36:42 AM
Of all the times for YouTube not to work on my phone :<  I wanna see both of them though.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: TNinja on May 08, 2010, 12:38:12 AM
Well then, do not let my little ninjaing disturb your plan of domination. Please continue with your work, as I am quite curious about your video.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Rin Kagamine on May 08, 2010, 01:26:08 AM
OK, watched it now and I love it.  I'll try and have part 2 up tomorrow
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on May 08, 2010, 01:29:14 AM
Transcribe audio works with it.

you're looking at someone who chanted sharp past the hour
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Serela on May 08, 2010, 01:32:06 AM
Transcribe audio works with it.
ooh that you subject energy tax
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: dustyjo on May 08, 2010, 02:33:23 AM
needs more ECHO EFFECT
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: HakureiSM on May 08, 2010, 03:21:16 AM
needs more ECHO EFFECT
I planned on adding some but :effort:

Halfway through. hurr it's processing

There. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfTmvFeLjUI) :V
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: dustyjo on May 08, 2010, 05:29:53 AM
like I said, needs more AAUUUGH ECHO AAUUGH


also I think vic talks a little bit too fast at some parts
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: Rin Kagamine on May 08, 2010, 06:53:37 AM
also I think vic talks a little bit too fast at some parts
Possibly, but I tend to talk fast all the time.  Also, some of my syllable counts were fucked, but speed makes up for those!  :v
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: HakureiSM on May 08, 2010, 10:49:18 AM
Dustyjo you're a boring person =3
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: Spidere on May 08, 2010, 03:23:51 PM
Dustyjo you're a boring person =3

DUSTYJO WILL BE ALL LIKE "SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW DOOOOOOOOOOOOWN" AND THEN YOU'LL BE LIKE "FUCK YOU!" AND KICK HIM IN THE FACE WITH YOUR

ENERGY LEGS.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: E-Nazrin on May 08, 2010, 07:07:48 PM
I planned on adding some but :effort:

Halfway through. hurr it's processing

There. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfTmvFeLjUI) :V

Holy balls, I cracked up at the first Powerspark image.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: An Odd Sea Slug on May 11, 2010, 03:54:20 AM
I think Littleshrimp read this thread gaiz. (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/664607)
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: Spidere on May 11, 2010, 03:55:52 AM
I think Littleshrimp read this thread gaiz. (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/664607)

That came before this thread.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: HakureiSM on May 11, 2010, 04:34:32 AM
I think Littleshrimp read this thread gaiz. (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/664607)

ur so sloooow gtfo mang u suck Kinda slow there, brah :D
That comic was kind of what inspired us all and put CPM4C in the Powerthirst mood.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: Rin Kagamine on May 11, 2010, 04:51:57 AM
ur so sloooow gtfo mang u suck Kinda slow there, brah :D
That comic was kind of what inspired us all and put CPM4C in the Powerthirst mood.
I'm always in a Powerthirst mood!

Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Matsuri on May 11, 2010, 04:55:39 AM
I planned on adding some but :effort:

Halfway through. hurr it's processing

There. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfTmvFeLjUI) :V

Yeah I think that deserves IP

I'd give it to Vic too but he's already a Janitor

so he gets a pat on the back

EDIT: oh, TNinja did one too

that's another

More IPs than this post has room for

why am I still up

tiredposting is not good posting
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: HakureiSM on May 11, 2010, 05:01:23 AM
Mats, ilu, go to bed :V I should really go too k I'm going

Edit: oh look the IP tag and color fit surprisingly well with my avatar.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: Shizumarashi Mayuzumi on May 11, 2010, 05:02:25 AM
why am I still up

Because we <3 you.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: theshirn on May 11, 2010, 05:10:43 AM
do Brawndo commercials 2 and 3 y/n
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION
Post by: TNinja on May 12, 2010, 09:38:44 AM
More IPs than this post has room for

why am I still up

tiredposting is not good posting
IP huh. I wonder what to do about this.
Title: Powerthirst
Post by: Tengukami on May 12, 2010, 10:39:03 AM
You challenge an IM for their spot. That's what you do with IP.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: Nietz on May 17, 2010, 03:33:32 PM
I regret nothing. (http://www.gensokyo.org/archives/1357)
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: Suikama on May 17, 2010, 04:04:44 PM
I regret nothing. (http://www.gensokyo.org/archives/1357)
:getdown:
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: Hello Purvis on May 17, 2010, 05:02:22 PM
I regret nothing. (http://www.gensokyo.org/archives/1357)

Nor should you.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: Infy♫ on May 17, 2010, 07:11:19 PM
PATCHUNEYIT ARKIN ODOR BLOCKIN POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: E-Nazrin on May 17, 2010, 11:09:29 PM
I gotta wonder what Hal thinks of that.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 07, 2010, 02:57:41 AM
Hey, do you wanna feel so super player? Try Gareggathirst. Energy drinks for people who do gratuitous amounts of chaining. With all new flavors like Rankolate. Chocolate Ranking, it?s like adding chocolate to a  MASS OF BULLETS! Start a war, you're gonna feel UNCOMFORTABLY SHOOTY.

What?s that? You want Golden? Well how about MAX MEDAL? Made with score, real score. Bosses AAAAAAAAAA. You?ll be good at them. It?s an energy drink for Gunners. GUNNERY. These aren?t your Touhou puns, these are Raizing puns. BLACKHEARTPUNS.

Rank up, Rank Down, Rank up, Rank Down, Silver Sword, Grasshopper, Flying Baron, more shottypes than your money is worth for. You?ll be so fast, Madball will be like, ?Sloooooowwww dooowwwwnn.? And you?ll be like, ?Fuck you!? and shoot it down with your ENERGY BOMB

You?ll have so much energy, energy AAAAAAAAA just shooting all the time. Power grazing, power streaming, power bombing, power scoring, power shooting, power bossing, power chaining . You?ll chain so many medals. 400 MEDALS.

Give Rankolate to your babies and they?ll be good at scoring. Make your babies shoot abnormally fast. They?ll shoot as fast as Wild Snail. Bosses will watch them shooting and think they?re Wild Snail. They?ll shoot as fast as Wild Snail, against actual Wild Snail, and Wild Snail will win and they'll all GIVE YOU AN EXTEEEEEEEEEEND

Hey, go with the sure thing. Don?t gamble on your credits. Try Gareggathirst, the energy drink that will make you AAAAAA bomber AAAAAAAA.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: Sapz on June 07, 2010, 03:05:00 AM
Oh my God, I completely cracked up reading that. Gonna voice it tomorrow SO HARD
and maybe finally get around to the Gundam thing while I'm at it
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EDIT: Done. Not perfect, but decent and I'm probably not going to manage a better one in the time it takes me to lose my voice. :V
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on June 07, 2010, 04:44:01 PM
EDIT: Done. Not perfect, but decent and I'm probably not going to manage a better one in the time it takes me to lose my voice. :V
GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNNNNN
 :o
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: Matsuri on June 07, 2010, 04:54:19 PM
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Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: sammy t coleridge on June 08, 2010, 01:59:18 AM
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Matsy showers Sapz with her love danmaku.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: dustyjo on June 08, 2010, 02:05:58 AM
Matsy showers Sapz with her love danmaku.

Eww.
Title: Re: POWERTHIRST - TOEHOE EDITION (now with videos!)
Post by: Matsuri on June 08, 2010, 07:41:52 PM
More danmaku than your hitbox has space for. :smug: