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~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => The Special Anniversary Board => Topic started by: Alfred F. Jones on April 21, 2010, 09:01:51 PM

Title: Waifu thread
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 21, 2010, 09:01:51 PM
Just as the title says. Who in Gensokyo would you sleep with and why? Limit to five Touhous.
Also, I wanna see what game has the highest percentage of hot characters, so that's why the poll is structured the way it is. :derp:

Me, I'd like to sleep with Satori, Murasa (who has grown on me lately thanks to lgb's posting of shorts!Murasa), Koishi, Shikieiki, and Sanae. Especially Sanae, yum. She's my age and everything~

Honorable mention goes to Kogasa. She's more cute than sexy, but mmmm, those legs.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Benny1 on April 21, 2010, 09:16:25 PM
1. Akiha
1. Seifuku Akiha
1. Akiha Vermillion
4. Giant Akiha
5. Wriggle Nightbug

I put fightan gaem because four of them are from a fightan gaem, where the top 3 is a tie, but obviously IN has Wriggle.  And Wriggle is female and if you call her male I will not hesitate to ban you fucks.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Tengukami on April 21, 2010, 09:17:27 PM
Aya, Remilia, Reimu, Marisa, and Byakuren.

The first one's the obvious choice, I know, and Remilia has those wings. Sue me for picking Reimu and Marisa. I'd just have to, you know.

Also Byakuren because I think she would be a very giving lover.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Matsuri on April 21, 2010, 09:19:36 PM
Satori ~ so prettyyyyy
Suika ~ drunk chicks are easy, right? :derp:
Marisa ~ she can unleash her annihilation of love on me anytime
Keine ~ we'll make history, all right
Patchouli ~ I love shy girls~
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Seventh Holy Scripture on April 21, 2010, 09:23:57 PM
Benny don't bring Tsukihime into this thread, only Touhou allowed. Tsukihime was a horrible anime and I don't know why anyone would name characters from it.

BTW I claim Remilia and Ichirin. Vampires and nuns are hot. After that... Sakuya I guess, maids aren't bad either.

Edit: Drat, Tengukami beat me to Remilia. I guess I'll take Flandre then. The power to destroy anything with her eyes is cool, though it's not really what I look for in a waifu.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Rin Kagamine on April 21, 2010, 09:29:17 PM
I was wondering what happened to this thread.  Did the other one get saved?  :ohdear:

Ran - the obvious choice
Hong - still the hottest human type character
Hina - I'd give her my misfortunes, giggity
Byakuren - Get an answer to the gradient pubic hair question once and for all
Nitori - my vision of kappas has been forever warped by her

What if my top character is in more than one game?
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 21, 2010, 09:30:35 PM
What if my top character is in more than one game?

I'm leaning more towards debut game. Or else Reimu would be in all of them.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Rin Kagamine on April 21, 2010, 09:31:09 PM
I'm leaning more towards debut game. Or else Reimu would be in all of them.
Ick, who likes Reimu?  Armpits are gross
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Tengukami on April 21, 2010, 09:31:47 PM
Drat, Tengukami beat me to Remilia. I guess I'll take Flandre then. The power to destroy anything with her eyes is cool, though it's not really what I look for in a waifu.

No reason we can't swap on weekends, eh? I'm know Remi would be down for that.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Helepolis on April 21, 2010, 09:37:24 PM
You horrible people took my waifus ! (Remilia / Sakuya)

FINE, I guess I'll have no choice but to donate my faith to Kanako.

Maybe after that I should get busy with Shiki Eiki-sama's legs.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Pesco on April 21, 2010, 09:37:51 PM
Komachi got dem tits :3
Yuyuko got nice boobies too
So does Eirin
And Iku (she does sound effects I hear)
Yorihime is hawt
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 21, 2010, 09:40:38 PM
Maybe after that I should get busy with Shiki Eiki-sama's legs.

(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/1827/shikiblush.jpg)

Shikieiki is too good for you. Go back to masturbating to Remilia wingsex porn.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Helepolis on April 21, 2010, 09:42:14 PM
Blame Tengukami and 7hs. If they hand over my Ojousama and maid, I will consider leaving Eiki-sama. Right now she seems to be enjoying my butler service so far. Because a lazy titted shikigami isn't helping her.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Tengukami on April 21, 2010, 09:44:14 PM
Looks like Remilia's gonna get passed around like a collection plate at Sunday Mass. By the time were done with her, that thing's gonna look like a bulldog eating oatmeal.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Rin Kagamine on April 21, 2010, 09:48:12 PM
Y'all can have Remi, those wings are weird man
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Nobu on April 21, 2010, 09:51:53 PM
Ick, who likes Reimu?  Armpits are gross

Get the fuck out. >:|
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Tengukami on April 21, 2010, 09:52:44 PM
Don't mind Vic. He can't feel any sexual attraction for anything that isn't furry.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Rin Kagamine on April 21, 2010, 09:55:00 PM
Don't mind Vic. He can't feel any sexual attraction for anything that isn't furry.
One of mine has a tail or non-human ears.  Y'all just jealous I realized it before you, ain't that right?
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Nobu on April 21, 2010, 10:06:43 PM
One of mine has a tail or non-human ears.  Y'all just jealous I realized it before you, ain't that right?

Lay off the booze man, this didn't make sense.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Rin Kagamine on April 21, 2010, 10:24:09 PM
Lay off the booze man, this didn't make sense.
Makes total sense to me, quit analyzing and tryin' to get in my head
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Gpop on April 24, 2010, 02:06:40 AM
i lay claim to iku and eirin forever,

also koishi because fuck gpop

I already claimed her WAY before you did :smug:

Don't try to outwit the  ORIGINAL creator of this abomination.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: trancehime on April 24, 2010, 02:07:10 AM
Maybe if they all had di--(ry

I'm a terribke person  :derp:
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Gpop on April 24, 2010, 02:09:05 AM
Maybe if they all had di--(ry

I'm a terribke person  :derp:

Who said they di-

/me is shot brutally.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Serela on April 24, 2010, 02:09:46 AM
Rumia.

Although I don't want to sleep with her, I don't swing that way :X

If we're picking 5, then add in... Kogasa, Maribel, Alice, Satori.

...*shot*
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Tengukami on April 24, 2010, 02:10:12 AM
I can't believe how well EoSD is doing in this poll.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Gpop on April 24, 2010, 02:15:57 AM
I also have Toyohime, Yuka, Parsee, and Flandre as side orders.

you didn't post in this thread first so no dice

:smug:

I claimed permanent claim from the first incarnation of this, which claims that no matter what I still get her :smug:

Don't try to avoid it boy.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Toasty on April 24, 2010, 02:36:17 AM
Rei Ayanami.

Not even on your poll, yeah.

I'm posting in a waifu thread squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: dustyjo on April 24, 2010, 02:37:51 AM
lol only 1 PCB vote
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Ghaleon on April 24, 2010, 02:47:32 AM
I can't believe how well EoSD is doing in this poll.

Mine adds one more, bwahahah.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: nintendonut888 on April 24, 2010, 03:19:53 AM
Five I'd sleep with~?

Kurumi: Like oh god in a heartbeat.
Gengetu: Fluffy wingz. =v=
Reimu: Why not? :3
Kaguya: She pretty. :<
Yuyuko: If it were possible. D:
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Momiji on April 24, 2010, 03:27:43 AM
Ran - the obvious choice
Hey!  I claimed Ran in the original Waifu thread!  She's MINE!



...well you can be her loyal #1 fan, but STILL.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Ghaleon on April 24, 2010, 03:29:11 AM
Five I'd sleep with~?

I wasn't aware that was what this was asking. eek.

Yuyuko is the most attractive IMO, but she's still not my fave (though she's pretty high on the list, I like her attitude...it's...very Touhou-like).
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 24, 2010, 03:31:29 AM
Claiming Byakuren, Utsuho, Shizuha, Yuyuko, and Meiling.

You already claimed them? Tough shit, they're mine now. I'm more awesome than you and I'll whup your ass. >=|
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Iced Fairy on April 24, 2010, 03:36:21 AM
Utusho shall be mine!  Cute wings.  Nice figure.  Insane destructive power.  What more could be desired?   :V

Let's see 4 more?

Orin, because I'd hate to split the two.
Mystia
Mokou
Keine (Night Sparrow Love Trio  :* )
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: dustyjo on April 24, 2010, 03:37:44 AM
Hey!  I claimed Ran in the original Waifu thread!  She's MINE!



...well you can be her loyal #1 fan, but STILL.

WHAT ABOUT ME ;_;
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Toasty on April 24, 2010, 03:38:52 AM
Five?

....I don't have any touhous on that list. Oh well, random choices are fine too.

Orin Kanako Sanae Hina Yumemi
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Gpop on April 24, 2010, 03:39:59 AM
Mine adds one more, bwahahah.

Doesn't matter. SA leads :smug:
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 24, 2010, 03:42:39 AM
Posting into a waifu thread with no content at all!
Shocking!
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Ghaleon on April 24, 2010, 03:44:33 AM
Doesn't matter. SA leads :smug:

Why do I have the feeling that you wouldn't have bothered to say that if someone else said what I did...

Anyway I don't really care who wins the poll, clearly I know better than all you SA fan-zombies. SDM cast rules.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 24, 2010, 03:45:24 AM
Utusho shall be mine!  Cute wings.  Nice figure.  Insane destructive power.  What more could be desired?   :V

Too late, Homsar   ::smug::
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Gpop on April 24, 2010, 03:47:30 AM
Why do I have the feeling that you wouldn't have bothered to say that if someone else said what I did...

Anyway I don't really care who wins the poll, clearly I know better than all you SA fan-zombies. SDM cast rules.

Because I hate you.

No, I just hate Remilia and her gang, only Meiling and Flan are awesome from that. Inferior to all other crews anyways :smug:
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Suikama on April 24, 2010, 03:49:56 AM
Don't try to outwit the  ORIGINAL creator of this abomination.
ahem

:smug:
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Iced Fairy on April 24, 2010, 03:50:47 AM
Too late, Homsar   ::smug::
Hah.  We'll see who wins.  I'm the one who's happy to let her keep her pet cat.  BV
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Spidere on April 24, 2010, 03:53:59 AM
There's really only one character I'd say , but I'm not going to say because this shit is weird.

It isn't Yuuka, I assure you. I have more class than that. Think of it as a...situation of respect. Want to get that out of the way, since I'm sure the thought is on a few minds.

Koakuma. Mmm, that woman is fine. lol jk waifu's creep me out
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 24, 2010, 03:55:31 AM
Hah.  We'll see who wins.  I'm the one who's happy to let her keep her pet cat.  BV


That's like saying we'll see who wins the 1980 Olympics.

It's all well and done, and Purvis got all the gold. ::smug::
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: E-Nazrin on April 24, 2010, 03:57:37 AM
Lord Tenma.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: ふねん1 on April 24, 2010, 03:58:14 AM
Utsuho for obvious first choice, followed by (in no particular order) Orin, Koishi, Aya, and Reimu.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 24, 2010, 04:01:51 AM
Utsuho for obvious first choice

Hope you believe in reincarnation, son, because that's your only hope.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Kilgamayan on April 24, 2010, 04:03:58 AM
I can't believe how well EoSD is doing in this poll.

It's pretty well-known that the Touhou fandom is dominated by pedophiles.

:V
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: ふねん1 on April 24, 2010, 04:04:46 AM
Hope you believe in reincarnation, son, because that's your only hope.
Not even sure what that means. Then again, I'm tired and can't think at 100%. :V
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 24, 2010, 04:12:34 AM
Means it ain't gonna happen this like, because you gotta deal with



this guy.




You don't wanna tangle, ese.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: dustyjo on April 24, 2010, 04:13:34 AM
Ran
Mokou
Kaguya
Suika
Rin

hi I'm a furry
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: ふねん1 on April 24, 2010, 04:19:21 AM
Means it ain't gonna happen this like, because you gotta deal with



this guy.




You don't wanna tangle, ese.

Just as the title says. Who in Gensokyo would you sleep with and why? Limit to five Touhous.
I'm doing what the admin says, posting my opinion of who I'd like to sleep with. You don't mess with an admin's instructions. And no need for posters to interfere with each other unless they so desire (which I don't).

I wonder why I'm even responding seriously to your comments...
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Serela on April 24, 2010, 04:26:09 AM
To be honest, Koishi's character is actually pretty boring - the whole "happy character :D" shtick is pretty boring. I like girls who can show more than one expression, see.
She's also shown to be a love-starved girl. But yeah, she only seems to have one "emotion" since the sealing of her Third Eye. Apparently, not only can you not read other people's minds anymore, you can't even have your OWN.

She should have read the goddamn disclaimer.  :derp:

I wonder why I'm even responding seriously to your comments...
Seriously.

hi I'm a furry
asl... err I mean hey there
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: HakureiSM on April 24, 2010, 04:31:51 AM
There's is no "every single fucking game and fuck everyone else" option :(
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Matsuri on April 24, 2010, 04:33:13 AM
Since when?
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Suikama on April 24, 2010, 04:34:57 AM
Actually everyone is already Reimu's waifu (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/647497/alice_margatroid-bow-brown_hair-cigarette-detached) (nsfw)
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: HakureiSM on April 24, 2010, 04:39:17 AM
Since when?
ilu
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: communist unity (comm-unity) on April 24, 2010, 04:40:21 AM
sorry, but utsuho is the best character in the series  :smug:
that or yukari
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: E-Nazrin on April 24, 2010, 04:42:08 AM
I'm doing what the admin says, posting my opinion of who I'd like to sleep with. You don't mess with an admin's instructions.

This amuses me for horribly ironic reasons.

Also Nameless Fairy.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: dustyjo on April 24, 2010, 04:47:16 AM
I would also like any touhou if they grew animal ears
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on April 24, 2010, 04:55:53 AM
sorry, but utsuho is the best character in the series  :smug:
that or yukari
I agree with both of these statements.

The latter a bit more, though.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 24, 2010, 05:02:58 AM
I wonder why I'm even responding seriously to your comments...

Maybe when you're older, kid.

Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: HakureiSM on April 24, 2010, 05:43:16 AM
What's the cat 88? :S
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Kilgamayan on April 24, 2010, 05:51:05 AM
hi my name means the cat 88

hi your name means the cat 88
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: HakureiSM on April 24, 2010, 06:21:45 AM
Yeah but what does that mean
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: dustyjo on April 24, 2010, 06:29:10 AM
it means the cat 88


obviously
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on April 24, 2010, 06:30:18 AM
Lord Tenma.

Only if it is the black guy in a towel.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: E-Nazrin on April 24, 2010, 06:30:47 AM
Only if it is the black guy in a towel.

That you contemplate any alternative is a depressing notion.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: JT on April 24, 2010, 09:07:36 AM
Wait are we seriously doing a waifu thread?

Alright, here's the how it this would go down. Keep in mind it's 5 AM on a Friday night. I'm pretty drunk right now and not the fake internet kind and this will probably won't seem anywhere near as funny to me tomorrow but here we go.

First I'd be like, "KOMACHI YOUR EYES ARE LIKE TWO STEAKS OF THAT I WANT TO BATHE IN. WITHOUT YOU MY LIFE IS NOTHING BUT A CARNIVAL OF RUST AND POOP AND BAD THINGS." Like I'd just give this long flowery romantic soliloquy. Then she'd be all like no wait, actually first I'd smack her on the ass. Not like spank her or anything, but just a good firm authoritative slap. Her ass would be soft, but springy. Like a fine mattress. Then shed be all like, "OH JOHNNY! TAKE ME INTO YOUR ARMS AND NEVER LET ME GO" or some shit, and we'd ride off into the sunset on my rocketpowered flying motorcycle as the screen slowly fades to black and Def Leppard plays over the credits. Then there'd be a montage of black and white photos of us fucking or something I guess.

Also Byakuren because she is a snappy dresser. I would call her "Byaku-hatsu" because she is fucking dynamite.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 24, 2010, 09:21:42 AM
Also Byakuren because she is a snappy dresser. I would call her "Byaku-hatsu" because she is fucking dynamite.

You are a worthy foe, but neither -a hero- nor -the dead- shall stand in the way of my pure ideals.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Solais on April 24, 2010, 10:28:38 AM
Sanae is my waifu
Daiyosei is my lover

Then they find out about each other, first they quarrel, then we have hot threesome.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Moerin on April 24, 2010, 10:44:05 AM
To be honest, Koishi's character is actually pretty boring - the whole "happy character :D" shtick is pretty boring. I like girls who can show more than one expression, see.

She has no emotion.  She only seems to be "happy" because it's the only expression she knows how to fake.  It explains why her smile looks so creepy and false.

Anyways, since it seems no-one wants to touch them, I shall claim all of the ZUNfiction characters to be my own personal harem, ufufu~
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 24, 2010, 11:00:16 AM
Real characters only.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Bananamatic on April 24, 2010, 11:24:31 AM
Satorin
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Kinzo the Astro Curious on April 24, 2010, 11:36:08 AM
NITORI     (ENGINEER)
REMILA    (ever since this picture (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/488941/curtains-minazuki_noumu-moon-noomu-red_eyes-remili))
UTSUHO  (hot and cool :V)
MARISA    (I think she'd be fun wih competitiveness. If she brings along alice she can go above utsuho in the list.)
HINA         (she spins me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round)

And I'm adopting suwako. Just because.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Bias Bus on April 24, 2010, 12:12:52 PM
Shinki. No one else but the beautiful goddess, Shinki.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: OkashiiKisei on April 24, 2010, 12:30:09 PM
Truth to be told, I'm not really into sexual relationships. I still love the characters, but for who they are, not how they do in bed. Maybe I'm asexual. But I'll cast my vote anyway to indicate with whom I would like to have a nice day out with.

As expected, I vote for PC-98 era, for Shinki of course. Not only is she drop-dead gorgeous and godly beautiful, but (if we DO go for a sexual relationship after all) she could use her power of creation to create a harem of Koakuma's and have a eightsome or even more :V

Here are my other choices:
Yamame
Wriggle
Yuuka (Sorry Thundr)
Yukari (Power perversion potential GO!)

I'm still only aiming for a casual relationship with them. Especially in the case of Wriggle and Yamame, since if I would ever do it with them they would devour me after the job's done. :ohdear: And Yuuka's sheer power would break my entire bone structure if I ever got it on with her.

Shinki. No one else but the beautiful goddess, Shinki.

Darn, ninja'd to it.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Pesco on April 24, 2010, 12:31:46 PM
Anyways, since it seems no-one wants to touch them, I shall claim all of the ZUNfiction characters to be my own personal harem, ufufu~

Yorihime has already crimsoned the sheets in my house.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Tengukami on April 24, 2010, 12:44:07 PM
Better wash them fast before it stains!
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on April 24, 2010, 12:57:40 PM
I would Alice like a snail to a shell.

like

always
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Thaws on April 24, 2010, 01:44:08 PM
always

This must be Suikama's fault.

I think of ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU OH HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE stuff everytime I see the word always.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Rin Kagamine on April 24, 2010, 02:10:00 PM
Guten tag, ich heisse Die Katze 88!

Momiji:  What would Momiji say if she knew you liked Ran?
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Suikama on April 24, 2010, 02:29:06 PM
At this point it's probably Unzan BV

This must be Suikama's fault.

I think of ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU OH HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE stuff everytime I see the word always.
BV
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Nobu on April 24, 2010, 03:47:15 PM
My five choices are all magic stones. Oh bby.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Bias Bus on April 24, 2010, 03:55:44 PM
I'm still only aiming for a casual relationship with them. Especially in the case of Wriggle and Yamame, since if I would ever do it with them they would devour me after the job's done. :ohdear: And Yuuka's sheer power would break my entire bone structure if I ever got it on with her.

Darn, ninja'd to it.
Yamame isn't really going to eat you if you sex her up, her species doesn't really follow through with that (overused) notion. If Wriggle were the same way she would probably be the species of fireflies that dupe males into thinking they want to mate then eat them as soon as they get close (I forgot the name of them, but they're called femme fatale fireflies or something).

Also, sorry brah, but I was with her first :smug:
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Kojiremi on April 24, 2010, 04:06:46 PM
Wow a waifu thread? haha brings back memories.  Well taken or not these are my fave characters

Remilia Scarlet (....duh right?)
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa11/kojiros/3D%20custom%20girl/th_F09C02AA.png) (http://s202.photobucket.com/albums/aa11/kojiros/3D%20custom%20girl/?action=view&current=F09C02AA.png)

Flandre Scarlet (at first by association but there are more legit reasons)
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa11/kojiros/3D%20custom%20girl/th_EF604FCC.png) (http://s202.photobucket.com/albums/aa11/kojiros/3D%20custom%20girl/?action=view&current=EF604FCC.png)

Nue Houjuu (her theme was really dam cool and I love her simple design and wings)
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa11/kojiros/3D%20custom%20girl/th_F277869E.png) (http://s202.photobucket.com/albums/aa11/kojiros/3D%20custom%20girl/?action=view&current=F277869E.png)

Yuyuko Saigyouji ( her fanart gives me the "perfect body" feel. too bad she's DEAD hehe)
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa11/kojiros/3D%20custom%20girl/th_F12D8130.png) (http://s202.photobucket.com/albums/aa11/kojiros/3D%20custom%20girl/?action=view&current=F12D8130.png)

Satori Komeiji ( her abilities to on the fly copy others abilities and she has her own spells, she's like Kirby only she doesn't suck)
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa11/kojiros/3D%20custom%20girl/th_EEC0E7CA.png) (http://s202.photobucket.com/albums/aa11/kojiros/3D%20custom%20girl/?action=view&current=EEC0E7CA.png)

Special mention:
Youmu Konpaku ( if I was to be a touhou character, I'd be Youmu, she's a samurai-like serious character. I love samurai and katanas and she's pretty level-headed though inexperienced and naive, but she's still strong in her own right. Self discipline is important)
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa11/kojiros/3D%20custom%20girl/th_F3E43450.png) (http://s202.photobucket.com/albums/aa11/kojiros/3D%20custom%20girl/?action=view&current=F3E43450.png)

No matter what Remilia is mine-wait...rather I belong to her haha
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa11/kojiros/3D%20custom%20girl/th_EEA6F860.png) (http://s202.photobucket.com/albums/aa11/kojiros/3D%20custom%20girl/?action=view&current=EEA6F860.png)
Perfecto :blush:
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Rikter on April 24, 2010, 04:09:22 PM
My five choices are all magic stones. Oh bby.

Why you gotta be so greedy Nobu?
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Kuma on April 24, 2010, 05:24:08 PM
I am not even kidding when I say Unzan is mai Hasubando
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Matsuri on April 24, 2010, 05:26:31 PM
My five choices are all magic stones. Oh bby.

Wait a second
how would you
uh
wait
what
you can't sleep with
gah

I don't understand ;;

Nobuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Pesco on April 24, 2010, 05:30:00 PM
Wait a second
how would you
uh
wait
what
you can't sleep with
gah

I don't understand ;;

Nobuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Take the 5 stones
String them together
What do you have?
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Kuma on April 24, 2010, 05:31:40 PM
Take the 5 stones
String them together
What do you have?

A pretty necklace? :3
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on April 24, 2010, 05:31:50 PM
Take the 5 stones
String them together
What do you have?
A weapon
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Matsuri on April 24, 2010, 05:32:00 PM
!!

Nobuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :matsuri:
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Nobu on April 24, 2010, 08:22:35 PM
A pretty necklace? :3

A sex-lace, more like it. :3

@Mats: I'll tell you when you're older. And I want a :nobu: emote. :< You and your damn godhax.

Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Momiji on April 24, 2010, 10:37:20 PM
Momiji:  What would Momiji say if she knew you liked Ran?
It's MomiRan.  :V
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: E-Nazrin on April 24, 2010, 10:44:14 PM
Take the 5 stones
String them together
What do you have?

Wow.

Why didn't I think of that?
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on April 25, 2010, 01:02:02 AM
Has anyone claimed Ruro yet? :3

whatdoyoumeanthat'snotthepointofthisthread
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: OkashiiKisei on April 25, 2010, 01:10:11 AM
Take the 5 stones
String them together
What do you have?

.......

Maybe I'm incredibly dense.

Maybe I'm not that well-known with sexual items and terms.

But I don't get it.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: dustyjo on April 25, 2010, 01:24:58 AM
.......

Maybe I'm incredibly dense.

Maybe I'm not that well-known with sexual items and terms.

But I don't get it.

Beads.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: MysTeariousYukari on April 25, 2010, 02:11:09 AM
My "Waifu" is between 4 characters. Utsuho-chan, Sakuya-sama(?), Flan-chan and Yukari-sama.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: JT on April 25, 2010, 02:57:55 AM
Has anyone claimed Ruro yet? :3

whatdoyoumeanthat'snotthepointofthisthread

Hope you like dudes :derp:

Quote from: myself
here's the how it this would go down

Ahahahahaha oh Christ.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on April 25, 2010, 03:06:34 AM
Hope you like dudes :derp:

I like dudes too so it's all cool 8)
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Paul Debrion on April 25, 2010, 03:29:01 AM
I don't think I can even pick five since I have trouble thinking of most Touhou characters as "hot", I think most of them just too "cute" to be "hot".

I guess if I had to pick one to sleep with it would be Keine.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: dustyjo on April 25, 2010, 03:38:45 AM
I don't think I can even pick five since I have trouble thinking of most Touhou characters as "hot", I think most of them just too "cute" to be "hot".

So do I, though I think cute things are hot
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Gpop on April 25, 2010, 03:41:26 AM
So do I, though I think cute things are hot

Cute fetish~
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: E-Nazrin on April 25, 2010, 04:11:39 AM
Hope you like dudes :derp:

You're trolling, right? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgShD1OQunU)

So do I, though I think cute things are hot

If nothing else, they're not mutually exclusive.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on April 25, 2010, 05:05:05 AM
Beads.

in where?
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: HakureiSM on April 25, 2010, 06:14:27 AM
in where?

Your breakfast.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 25, 2010, 06:15:55 AM
I don't have time to address everyone trying to front, so I'll do it in a general format.

I will knock you all down.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Mr_Bob on April 25, 2010, 07:31:14 AM
The hell is Wai-Fu? Some martial art where you act as creepy as possible so the opponent is reviled and doesn't touch you?
What would I want to sleep with? Why, a flying tank should keep me safe enough to catch 40 winks.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on April 25, 2010, 09:39:03 AM
Your breakfast.

butts? it is a cereal now?
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Valentinya on April 25, 2010, 10:43:02 AM
Alice ~ wouldn't want to be with anyone else after that dream I had
Yumemi ~ capes <3
Shikieiki ~ love those legs <3
I think I've been hanging around Ruro too much
Byakuren ~ so nice it's impossible not to love her
Parsee ~ jealous moe  :3

This must be Suikama's fault.

I think of ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU OH HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE stuff everytime I see the word always.

For me it's whenever I see or hear the word rainbows.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 25, 2010, 10:50:13 AM
Byakuren ~ so nice it's impossible not to love her

We're going to have to have a tournament, I see. >=[
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Valentinya on April 25, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
We're going to have to have a tournament, I see. >=[

She's too good for a hobo like you! Besides I thought you had a thing for buckets? :P
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 25, 2010, 11:51:08 AM
While she's too good for a hobo like me, I'm too good for the likes of you; which makes the lot of ye double plus not good enough for her.

And we can arrange for a bucket after the fact. She'd totally love it, it would seem all holy person devotion and she'd be down.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Valentinya on April 25, 2010, 12:22:25 PM
While she's too good for a hobo like me, I'm too good for the likes of you; which makes the lot of ye double plus not good enough for her.

And we can arrange for a bucket after the fact. She'd totally love it, it would seem all holy person devotion and she'd be down.

Oh, well in that case you can have her then. But Alice is still mine! <3
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Hello Purvis on April 25, 2010, 12:39:47 PM
Deal!

/me shakes on it.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on April 25, 2010, 05:30:02 PM
What would I want to sleep with? Why, a flying tank should keep me safe enough to catch 40 winks.
This is a good idea. I commend you for it.

Also, I totally beat Nobu to the five magic stones.
Title: Re: Waifu thread
Post by: Kerigis on April 25, 2010, 08:12:37 PM
Come on, you all already know mine.

A Momiji is fine, too.