Author Topic: ATTENTION SEFAM - CEASE YOUR UNFORTUNATE ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS (Read 12066 times)

[⑨] Suzuran · « **on:** April 25, 2011, 06:32:54 PM »

If you have something to say about the IRC, say it to me.
Pestering my friends behind my back is NOT a good way to win my CANDY.
If I wanted to make a thread to make fun of you for HARBORING ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS, I would make a thread that called you a HARBORER OF ILL-INTENTIONED COMPLAINTS (like this one)

You were JUDICIOUSLY REMOVED for deliberately, maliciously, and in an uncreative and unfunny manner violating BOTH of the spoiler prohibitions in the channel topic.
Both carried a clear warning of permanent JUDICIOUS REMOVAL on violation.

I made the decision to EXPORT you of my own volition, Edible and Momiji and whoever the EXPLETIVE else you feel is responsible for persecuting you had nothing to do with it.
There isn't some MYSTERIOUS conspiracy hunting you or whatever other FLYING RODENT POOP crazy idea you have.
You ANGERED ME RIGHTEOUSLY, and I had you banned from MY server. This is my right as the server owner. I pay the bills, so I decide who EATS and who DEPARTS.
I don't have to be PURO about it, you aren't OSAISEN me and it's not my job. I can do whatever the JIGOKU I please.

Do you have anything to add?

Tengukami · « **Reply #1 on:** April 25, 2011, 06:35:01 PM »

Hey, welcome back, Suzuran!

Sefam · « **Reply #2 on:** April 25, 2011, 06:35:48 PM »

I apologize, but calling out/UNFORTUNATING users like this is against the forum rules. This isn't your IRC network. If you want to address me like that, do so in PMs. This has nothing to do with the rest of them forums.

http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,6261.0.html

[⑨] Suzuran · « **Reply #3 on:** April 25, 2011, 06:40:07 PM »

Oh, now you want the rules to apply?
You had no MORAL QUALMS with it before.

Yes, VERBALLY FROWNING AT users like this is against the rules.
Oh noes, I might get JUDICIOUSLY REMOVED.

You had no problem DEPRIVING OTHERS OF CANDY over here, why can't I do it?
I'm just being a bit more NAKED about it instead of telling different stories to different people like a POST-EGG LIFEFORM trying to get PARENTAL UNIT to approve something PARENTAL UNIT, BUT DIFFERENT FROM THE FIRST denied.

Sefam · « **Reply #4 on:** April 25, 2011, 06:40:52 PM »

Quote from: [⑨] Suzuran on April 25, 2011, 06:40:07 PM

Oh, now you want the rules to apply?
You had no MORAL QUALMS with it before.

Yes, VERBALLY FROWNING AT users like this is against the rules.
Oh noes, I might get JUDICIOUSLY REMOVED.

You had no problem DEPRIVING OTHERS OF CANDY over here, why can't I do it?
I'm just being a bit more NAKED about it instead of telling different stories to different people like a POST-EGG LIFEFORM trying to get PARENTAL UNIT to approve something PARENTAL UNIT, BUT DIFFERENT FROM THE FIRST denied.

This isn't your private IRC server where you can COMMIT HOOLIGANRY without PARTYING. You cannot just VERY LARGE SHIP into the forums, and UNFORTUNATE people as you please, without APPLYING CONFUCIOUS to the forum rules. Please keep that in mind.

[⑨] Suzuran · « **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2011, 06:42:54 PM »

Having SLAM-DUNKED that, what makes you PONTIFICATE that I should ignore the CANDY for you on the IRC and rescind your LACK OF CANDY?

Tengukami · « **Reply #6 on:** April 25, 2011, 06:43:24 PM »

Not your personal fight club guys, please, take it to PM.

Sefam · « **Reply #7 on:** April 25, 2011, 06:44:54 PM »

Quote from: [⑨] Suzuran on April 25, 2011, 06:42:54 PM

Having SLAM-DUNKED that, what makes you PONTIFICATE that I should ignore the CANDY for you on the IRC and rescind your LACK OF CANDY?

If you can talk to me without resorting to DETHRONIFYING and VERBALLY FROWNING AT me, I will ZIP CODE your DOT. Can you VACUUM what you said YESTOMORDAY?

That said, even though you do not have to ALIGN CANDY TO my Gline(The IRC rules CLEARLY state this), I never went around your REAR END to say GUARANA about you to other users, you Glined me, when I queried moderators on the IRC. Was a AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A G-LINE necessary when the /ignore function DOES NOT DISPENSE CANDY?

Now take that OBESITY to PMs, this isn't the forum's WRISTWATCH.

Infy♫ · « **Reply #8 on:** April 25, 2011, 07:40:33 PM »

Quote from: Sefam on April 25, 2011, 06:44:54 PM

words

this thread suddenly became gold.

Sefam · « **Reply #9 on:** April 25, 2011, 07:45:47 PM »

Quote

Now take that OBESITY to PMs, this isn't the forum's WRISTWATCH.

Whoever did this, I can't stop laughing.

But please, that's not very DESERVING OF CANDY. hahahahahahaha. Okay, nevermind.

Iryan · « **Reply #10 on:** April 25, 2011, 07:49:20 PM »

Edible, please have my OFFSPRING.

Suikama · « **Reply #11 on:** April 25, 2011, 07:52:54 PM »

Quote from: Sercan on April 25, 2011, 07:40:33 PM

this thread suddenly became QUITE APPETIZING.

Shizumarashi Mayuzumi · « **Reply #12 on:** April 25, 2011, 07:57:58 PM »

Quote from: Iryan on April 25, 2011, 07:49:20 PM

Edible, please have my OFFSPRING.

Byaaakuren · « **Reply #13 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:01:36 PM »

Quote from: Iryan on April 25, 2011, 07:49:20 PM

Edible, please have my OFFSPRING.

This. I can't stop laughing XD

Sefam · « **Reply #14 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:10:51 PM »

Quote

this thread suddenly became QUITE APPETIZING.

I have to VERBALLY FROWN at this EXCERPT OF LETTERS, since it is TOO PRETENTIOUS to BE AUTHENTIC. I have already DEPRIVED OF CANDY the ENJOYERS.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #15 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:22:10 PM »

EATABLE, you are AUSPICIOUS

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #16 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:27:47 PM »

Turning arguments into comedy gold

Edible you are excellent

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #17 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:30:22 PM »

This reminds me of when someone posted a really shitty god of war inspired fiction on another forum I used to go to, and an associate of mine edited out all the violence in all caps.

My favorite was replacing blood with NICKELODEON GAK.

Yakitori · « **Reply #18 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:31:19 PM »

Quote from: Rou You Can on April 25, 2011, 08:27:47 PM

Turning JUNK FOOD into A HEALTHY SALAD.

Shizumarashi Mayuzumi · « **Reply #19 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:31:58 PM »

Quote from: Sefam on April 25, 2011, 08:10:51 PM

I have to VERBALLY FROWN at this EXCERPT OF LETTERS, since it is TOO PRETENTIOUS to BE AUTHENTIC. I have already DEPRIVED OF CANDY the ENJOYERS.

Just don't DEPRIVE me OF my CANDY. I have CADBURY CREME EGGS and if you take them I will VERBALLY FROWN.

Suikama · « **Reply #20 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:42:11 PM »

I will only be SATISFIED by the taste of GLUCOSE in the HIGHEST CONCENTRATIONS

HakureiSM · « **Reply #21 on:** April 25, 2011, 09:01:08 PM »

I will PHYSICALLY MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE lest you cease this VERBAL SPIT.

Suikama · « **Reply #22 on:** April 25, 2011, 09:02:44 PM »

Quote from: MomiSM on April 25, 2011, 09:01:08 PM

I will PHYSICALLY MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE lest you cease this VERBAL SPIT.

I would be HIGHLY PLEASED to OBSERVE such a REDICULOUS FEAT of YOURS

triangles · « **Reply #23 on:** April 25, 2011, 09:09:20 PM »

Edible get out of my head I just watched this episode on Star Trek like yesterday

Shizumarashi Mayuzumi · « **Reply #24 on:** April 25, 2011, 09:10:04 PM »

Quote from: Suikama on April 25, 2011, 08:42:11 PM

I will only be SATISFIED by the taste of GLUCOSE in the HIGHEST CONCENTRATIONS

I APOLOGIZE Suikama, we currently only have GLUCOSE in stock in HOMEOPATHIC CONCENTRATIONS. You'll need to BUY an additional 10³²⁰ UNIVERSES to obtain ONE MOLECULE of GLUCOSE.

Drake · « **Reply #25 on:** April 25, 2011, 09:21:25 PM »

CINNAMON BUN this LINEAR PROGRESSION OF DISCUSS IN FORM OF TEXT

Unassuming Squid · « **Reply #26 on:** April 25, 2011, 10:24:05 PM »

I needed this. I really did.

Alice★f · « **Reply #27 on:** April 25, 2011, 10:41:20 PM »

SANCTIFIED DROPPINGS, MY BROTHERS. Put a PAN on it, like, seriously.

I'm sure you BROTHERS know that two NOT-RIGHTS don't make a WRONG.
Want BOKU to start PONTIFICATING about the WHERE-DID-IT-GO of DOORKNOBS in the BELFRY?

Kasu · « **Reply #28 on:** April 25, 2011, 10:47:57 PM »

C-can't stop laughing...

Letty Whiterock · « **Reply #29 on:** April 25, 2011, 10:49:59 PM »

Quote from: Izoyakimura❖Sakureiza on April 25, 2011, 10:41:20 PM

SANCTIFIED DROPPINGS, MY BROTHERS. Put a PAN on it, like, seriously.

I'm sure you BROTHERS know that two NOT-RIGHTS don't make a WRONG.
Want BOKU to start PONTIFICATING about the WHERE-DID-IT-GO of DOORKNOBS in the BELFRY?

Actually, yes.

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