PURVIS WHEN YOU ARE GONNA JUDGE THIS THING!?
When I can get it all to load, shut up! God!
Alrighty then, let's have a look at these!
-Rumia (not EX Rumia) defeating any character first introduced in Mountain of Faith
Theorist: Looks like a pin, looks like Sanae is not pleased with her defeat: Five points!
Bitmap: Mmm, this is really more a prelude. Minoriko certainly isn't pleased with what is come, though. Two points!
T: 5
B: 2
-Suika enjoying a nice iced tea
Theorist: I am seeing neither Iced Tea nor Ice-T in this. Zero points.
Bitmap: Well, it's iced. 3 Points.
T: 5
B: 5
-Utsuho on a dirtbike.
-Theorist: Disobeying the rules? Zero Points.
-Bitmap: I am not seeing pedals or a small cc engine, I am not seeing dirt. One point for Utsuho riding something with two wheels.
T: 5
B: 6
-Letty Whiterock and Lily White making out
Theorist: You do not make out with someone's chest! That's a different thing altogether. 2 Points
Bitmap: The implication is there, but her mouth is taped over. These are not makeouts at all! 1 Point
T: 7
B: 7
-Any Touhou character using violence against a computer.
Theorist: A KEYBOARD IS NOT A COMPUTER! Five Points
Bitmap: Clever. Five Points
T: 12
B: 12
-Reimu running a game of three-card monte.
Theorist: No entry
Bitmap: I do not see reds setting you ahead or blacks setting you back. One point for the implication she won big.
T: 12
B: 13
-EX Tokiko
Theorist: Yes! YES! Five points!
Bitmap: I am seeing no EX Here. One point for Tokiko
T: 17
B: 14
-Any PC-98-only character on fire
Theorist: I see Shinki, I see fire. I don't see Shinki on fire. Two points.
Bitmap: I see Yumemi, I see fire, I don't see Yumemi on fire. Two points
T: 19
B: 16
-Any Touhou character driving or using a crane.
-Theorist: I see touhous, I see cranes, I don't see the former using the latter. Two points.
-Bitmap: YOU DIDN'T CHOOSE AN ENTRY. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS! I'll ask Keine
<PurvisHasLeftThisTimestreamNWS> @choose Yukari or Cirno or Disregard both
<@Keine> PurvisHasLeftThisTimestreamNWS: I choose...Yukari! ^_^V
Well, Ran's not really a crane, but it's close. Four points.
T: 21
B: 21
-Kanako underwater
-Theorist: Yep, there she is. Five points.
-Bitmap: Hmmm, water piled in that leaf. Clever. Four points.
T: 26
B: 25
-Shou asleep and half falling off a bed.
Theorist: No entry
Bitmap: FLASHES ARE NOT IMAGES. No Entry
T: 26
B: 25
-Sakuya arm wrestling anyone.
T: No entry
B: There's Sakuya, there's Arm Wrestling. Five points.
T: 26
B: 30
Congrats to our new IM, Bitmap! Long may he rain.
AS FOR THEORIST! YOU HAVE BEEN PLACED UNDER A GEAS!For the next week, all of your posts are to be made in haiku. Extended haiku is permissible. Do not forget the seasonal reference! Should you choose to lurk out and not post for a day that day shall not count toward the total. Should you try to be a clever dick and only post once a day for the week, you will be feemed. Should you fail to do this, you will be unfunnied for the rest of the week.SHOULD ANYONE CATCH THEORIST NOT HAIKU-POSTING AFTER THIS POINT, REPORT HIM. That is all, thank yous go to all the people made their own entries and ran interference. Special thanks to Godspeed the Black Emperor, who may identify his or herself at leisure. And most of all, thanks to me. You're welcome.
