Author Topic: The Official Holiday Thread: The Requestioning (Read 47836 times)

Edible · « **Reply #390 on:** December 16, 2010, 05:16:11 PM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on December 16, 2010, 04:57:58 PM

Daiyousei's a fairy, she'll grow back. ;_;

Today is MMDDYYYY, Gin & Tonic day. Tonic water used to be really bitter, because it was used to help fight malaria. People added gin to make it taste better. Today, tonic water is less bitter, but also isn't very helpful in fighting malaria - instead, it's mostly used to go with gin. And I'll take mine on the rocks.

lumber_of_the_beast · « **Reply #391 on:** December 16, 2010, 09:37:40 PM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on December 14, 2010, 04:20:12 PM

This one consistently fails to fully load for me.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #392 on:** December 17, 2010, 04:49:12 PM »

Quote from: lumber_of_the_beast on December 16, 2010, 09:37:40 PM

This one consistently fails to fully load for me.

That is super weird. =I

Janitor Morgan · « **Reply #393 on:** December 17, 2010, 04:55:51 PM »

Today is asdghak, Spell Check Day. You know all those little mistakes you make in your writing sometimes? Today is the day when we correct them. It's more difficult to change the damage done by these typos after the fact, though...

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #394 on:** December 18, 2010, 07:21:21 PM »

WHMZakeri · « **Reply #395 on:** December 19, 2010, 01:24:06 AM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on December 18, 2010, 07:21:21 PM

Meanwhile, Orville Wright brings to the attention of his brother, Wilbur, the idea of "a blade that is designed to slice cucumbers." And feels somewhat embarrassed when Wilbur points out that they have a mandoline in the kitchen.

Whatthe · « **Reply #396 on:** December 19, 2010, 06:25:09 AM »

Today is

, Crab Day. On this day we honor crabs the world over by doing everything sideways. That's right, not just walking, EVERYTHING. Plus, we spread the holiday spirit by acting crabby to anyone still doing things the forwards/backwards way.

Iryan · « **Reply #397 on:** December 19, 2010, 11:10:36 AM »

Today is thingammajing, Crustmas
This is the holiest day for followers of Pastrianity. It celebrates the time when their seviour Cheesus Crust gave his own life to redeem humanity from the Cornflakes and bring about the joyous era of Pizza.
...and now I am hungry.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #398 on:** December 19, 2010, 06:11:18 PM »

Iryan · « **Reply #399 on:** December 19, 2010, 06:21:21 PM »

Oh, before I forget, I assume you know which date is supposed to go with Crustmass, yes? :3

Infy♫ · « **Reply #400 on:** December 19, 2010, 06:49:06 PM »

Today is Mrphlgh, the Day of Glorious Victory.
We celebrate this Glorious day, because on this day, Eternal President and Dear Leader Kim Il Sung swam to the bottom of the ocean on the back of a blue whale and killed the Great Crab Spirit to save Korea from typhoons, then resurfaced to defeat the Japanese army with his fists.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #401 on:** December 20, 2010, 05:30:10 PM »

I like this day, because I only had think about it for like five seconds before I knew what I wanted to do with it. More like this, please.

Quote from: Iryan on December 19, 2010, 06:21:21 PM

Oh, before I forget, I assume you know which date is supposed to go with Crustmass, yes? :3

New year's. Got it.

Edible · « **Reply #402 on:** December 20, 2010, 08:03:10 PM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on December 20, 2010, 05:30:10 PM

I like this day, because I only had think about it for like five seconds before I knew what I wanted to do with it. More like this, please.

Now the chosen time has come! :derp:

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #403 on:** December 21, 2010, 08:20:45 AM »

Quote from: Edible on December 20, 2010, 08:03:10 PM

Now the chosen time has come!

Exchange this world for...

Edible · « **Reply #404 on:** December 21, 2010, 01:50:56 PM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on December 21, 2010, 08:20:45 AM

Exchange this world for...

A slightly larger one, with significantly fewer religious extremists?

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #405 on:** December 22, 2010, 09:57:54 AM »

Iryan · « **Reply #406 on:** December 22, 2010, 06:11:15 PM »

Today is @-,'-,'-- , Innuendo Day.
On this day we enhance our intercourse by passionately inserting things into it that make it seem as if we were talking about something else. Although I myself don't really enjoy such premature ejaculations...

Janitor Morgan · « **Reply #407 on:** December 22, 2010, 06:15:07 PM »

Quote from: Iryan on December 22, 2010, 06:11:15 PM

Today is @-,'-,'-- , Innuendo Day.
On this day we enhance our intercourse by passionately inserting things into it that make it seem as if we were talking about something else. Although I myself don't really enjoy such premature ejaculations...

I'll innuendo your day, if you know what I me--

* Byakurdj Hijiri is shot

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #408 on:** December 23, 2010, 07:52:03 PM »

<rdj> Fixed the destination URL for you.
Edit: Gracias

Janitor Morgan · « **Reply #409 on:** December 23, 2010, 07:58:59 PM »

Today is zort, Children's Book Day. Today we relive our childhood and thumb through the books our parents used to read to us. Once I figured out how to read from them, though, my parents made me start reading books without pictures... Why did it have to be like that?

Bitmap · « **Reply #410 on:** December 23, 2010, 08:05:57 PM »

I'll take a stab at this.

Today is blargh, Milk Day. On this day, we celebrate the chock full of calcium that we get from drinking milk. We thank the cows for giving us strong bones, teeth, and a healthy life. No sexual content was created because of this day.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #411 on:** December 24, 2010, 10:20:19 AM »

Infy♫ · « **Reply #412 on:** December 24, 2010, 04:25:49 PM »

Today is gluhwein, Backstabber Day. Today we think back of all backstabbers in history, and we honor them! Backstabbers, this day is for you!

Janitor Morgan · « **Reply #413 on:** December 24, 2010, 05:25:40 PM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on December 24, 2010, 10:20:19 AM

Komachi, your daughter does not need to be fixing your boat for you. You should have read something more suited to her talents, like "Introduction to Highway Robbery" or something.

Today is KHAAAAAAN, Day of the Rock of Ages. There once was a rock that could tell you the age of any object brought to it. ...Or, wait, maybe it was a legendary rock 'n' roll band that would be remembered through the ages... There are so many things it could be! Maybe that's its appeal?

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #414 on:** December 25, 2010, 05:23:22 AM »

Quote from: Byakurdj Hijiri on December 24, 2010, 05:25:40 PM

Komachi, your daughter does not need to be fixing your boat for you. You should have read something more suited to her talents, like "Introduction to Highway Robbery" or something.

I'd like to think it's more along the lines of "Oh shit I need a book and I need it fast before the corpses start piling up"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #415 on:** December 26, 2010, 07:56:01 AM »

Iryan · « **Reply #416 on:** December 26, 2010, 01:39:46 PM »

Today is

, Overpowered Superheroes Day.
On this day, we celebrate the fact that the defenders of the world are so ridiculusly strong that no evil villain could ever defeat them. Thanks to the likes of Incredible Man, Mr. Awesome and God Bob, I can sleep peacefully every night!

Whatthe · « **Reply #417 on:** December 26, 2010, 02:22:23 PM »

Today is

, Glow-in-the-Dark Day. Today we secretly coat random things with glow-in-the-dark paint, then when it gets dark we enjoy others' reactions to things glowing. But if anyone gets caught painting, they have to paint themselves too. Shame, shame!

andrewv42 · « **Reply #418 on:** December 26, 2010, 02:30:22 PM »

Today, the 26th of December, is Rehydration Day, during which the souls of humanity who thirst are fed water so they may survive to thirst again; their suffering is cured to bring about the re-occurence of suffering.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #419 on:** December 27, 2010, 09:51:30 AM »