What would bizarro Gensokyo be like?

[OkashiiKisei]

What would the tengu do? They have both!

They would wear no hats and walk around bare feet.

[Forte Blackadder]

- There is no Gensokyo.

[GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em]

For instance:

• Marisa would give things to people

Robin Hood...?

[youkai_R_US]

Hina would give out good luck and any type of spinning would make her nauseous

[Patorikku]

Kaguya would do most, if not all, her work by herself, manipulate mortal objects, and be someone I would respect.

[DA]

Sariel (from th1) would be the angel of life.
Mimi would try helping the living more then wanting to be vengeful.
Alice would stop blowing crap up with her dolls and maybe give them to people.
Yuka would..... be the same. 

[Spidere]

Nooo...Yuuka would never have been corrupted into a killer from fanon.

[Toasty]

Yuuka would have been portrayed a flat chested, scrawny loli that loves everyone and hands out flowers by fanon, despite being a healthy woman who beats people down with flowers in canon.

[Alice Fact]

Mima would return.

Actually Mima would either leave or would never have been mentioned

[Bias Bus]

Orange would have not only dodged being sealed but was an EX Boss and only lost because she 'Held back'.

On a completely unrelated note: Lite, Your name suspiciously rhymes with 'Light Yagami' now...mental images are in bound, sir

[OkashiiKisei]

Orange would have not only dodged being sealed but was an EX Boss and only lost because she 'Held back'.

The season quartet (Letty, Lily, Orange and the Aki's) would be the most popular and overpowered characters in the entire series, gaining loads of fan art and recognition. Whenever Yuuka is mentioned, everyone asks 'who?'

[Spidere]

Whenever Yuuka is mentioned, everyone asks 'who?'

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lol jk

[Thata no Guykoro]

This may have been mentioned but:

-The series centers around a priest and a wizard/magician, and a huge male cast. A few token female characters show up, most of which are completely different creatures.
-ZUN is known for his strict anti-alcohol policies, to the point where he has never been drunk a day in his life.

[Patorikku]

-ZUN is known for his strict anti-alcohol policies, to the point where he has never been drunk a day in his life.

Sounds kinda like me, which is funny because I'm of Irish blood, but I digress...

- I would stop forgetting who... Who uhh... That one poison doll is... What was her name... Prescription? Because she's the most popular character in the whole series.