I'll try my best!
THE PRELIMINARY SOBEBR AWARDS
Most frequent huggler: suki. She huggles everyone!
Frilliest frill lover: Gappy. She also gets the "Ribbon" award for most accessories!
Best user who is secretly a vacuum cleaner: Vac Voop-I mean, Vic.
Most efficient doctor's office: Purv. Look how prompt he is! Clearly he spends all his money on helping people, otherwise we would't live in a garbage can!
Best sock thief: Pesco, but only when Tewi is driving.
Worst at staying dead: UD
Most likely to spam TK Flametongue: Benny, judging by his Cammy antics. >:<
Most tilde-y: Xan. Bet you didn't see THAT coming!
Bubbliest Bobble: Kilga. Who needs Tetris when we've got Bubble Bobble?
BOinG aWarD: Mousse, BoiNg BOinG~!
Worst at eating hamburgers: No-bun. I mean, who eats them with no bun?!
Spaciest user: Ruro. She always seems to be talking about people who sail to the moon and stuff. How silly!
Meanest iScribbler: Anathe. Why would you do that ;_;
Bad romancer: Kanako. I bet it's in your head again now, isn't it? :3
Most metallic: Arasheen. I mean, "sheen" is in her name!
Maybe more to come if I get to a compy today. :S