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Re: I am locked out of my fridge
« Reply #60 on: May 20, 2009, 02:56:14 AM »
Me too.
Generic poptarts, anyone?
Oh, I mean... TOASTEM'POPUPS.

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #61 on: May 20, 2009, 03:04:12 AM »
Nope this time she actually bothered to lock them all, and the only open ones were on the upper floor with no ledge to get under.

See? Their is always an unlocked window, just usually out of reach. You need a grappling hook!

I'm hungry

To the new topic, eat sunflower seeds.

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Re: I am locked out of my fridge
« Reply #62 on: May 20, 2009, 03:07:16 AM »
Hopefully not all of your food is in your fridge.

If it is, then well, good day to you, sir.

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Re: I am locked out of my fridge
« Reply #63 on: May 20, 2009, 03:23:26 AM »
Eat some chips...or cookies...or anything NOT in the fridge.

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Re: I am locked out of my fridge
« Reply #64 on: May 20, 2009, 03:32:48 AM »
Rend, slaughter, Devour your enemies.

You have neighbors, right?

I'm sure the fridge is not to only place with food in your house. After all, you're in there.
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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #65 on: May 20, 2009, 04:22:42 AM »
To the new topic, eat sunflower seeds.
Sunflower seeds? Murder.

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #66 on: May 20, 2009, 04:24:17 AM »
Sunflower seeds? Murder.
Someone shall die tonight...

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #67 on: May 20, 2009, 04:44:37 AM »
Sunflower seeds? Murder.

But they are soooo good!

Someone shall die tonight...

really? who is go--


Oh crap.

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Re: I am locked out of my fridge
« Reply #68 on: May 21, 2009, 01:54:43 AM »
TSO evolves muscles

Breaks door.

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Re: I am locked out of my fridge
« Reply #69 on: May 21, 2009, 01:56:42 AM »
TSO. Eat your fridge. Problem Solved. Eye am so smart!

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Re: I am locked out of my fridge
« Reply #70 on: May 21, 2009, 01:59:36 AM »
TSO, break fridge with jEDI POWERS
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Re: I am locked out of my fridge
« Reply #71 on: May 21, 2009, 05:13:31 PM »
TSO evolves muscles

Breaks door.
Not happening :V Muscles are not kawaii

TSO. Eat your fridge. Problem Solved. Eye am so smart!
I've already got enough chrome in my diet :(

TSO, break fridge with jEDI POWERS
Now it's mad at me and wants to see other people because I tried to persuade it to open :(


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Re: I am locked out of my fridge
« Reply #72 on: May 21, 2009, 05:30:09 PM »
Now it's mad at me and wants to see other people because I tried to persuade it to open :(

TSO versus Fridge, GO!

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TSO: Let me see your vegetable tray.

Fridge: You don't need to see my vegetable tray.

TSO: ... I don't need to see your vegetable tray.

Fridge: These aren't the carrots you're looking for.

TSO: These aren't the carrots I'm looking for.

Fridge: You can go about repairing the window you broke to get into your house.

TSO: I can go about repairing the window I broke to get into my house.

Fridge: Stay cool.

TSO: Stay cool fridge! Stay cool.

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Re: I am locked in my fridge
« Reply #73 on: May 22, 2009, 02:56:59 PM »
Now the fridge locked me inside :(


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Re: I am locked in my fridge
« Reply #74 on: May 22, 2009, 03:01:23 PM »
that's cool

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Re: I am locked in my fridge
« Reply #75 on: May 22, 2009, 06:43:44 PM »
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: I am locked in my fridge
« Reply #76 on: May 22, 2009, 10:29:56 PM »
I saw this title change coming long before TSO even thought of it.

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Re: I am locked in my fridge
« Reply #77 on: May 22, 2009, 10:36:15 PM »
Cirno says hi.

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Re: I am locked in my fridge
« Reply #78 on: May 24, 2009, 02:03:03 AM »
Do FALCON PUNCH on the door. Or GANON PUNCH! Or PK THOUGHTS! or just push.

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Re: I am locked in my fridge
« Reply #79 on: May 24, 2009, 03:06:50 AM »
I second the above, also try a Chuck Norris styled roundhouse kick.

Those tend to solve most of life's problems.   


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Re: I am locked in my fridge
« Reply #80 on: May 24, 2009, 07:22:23 AM »
You must negotiate with the EU on your conditions for Release.
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Re: I am locked in my fridge
« Reply #81 on: May 24, 2009, 01:04:05 PM »
Are Fridge even allowed to negotiate dude?

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Re: I am locked in my fridge
« Reply #82 on: May 24, 2009, 01:10:52 PM »
I second the above, also try a Chuck Norris styled roundhouse kick.

Those tend to solve most of life's problems.  

That reminds me, one of my conmates mentioned a Chuck Norris anime.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: I am locked in my fridge
« Reply #83 on: May 24, 2009, 09:03:39 PM »
Now the fridge locked me inside :(

I wonder if that's a myth or if it's really possible.

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Re: I am locked in my fridge
« Reply #84 on: May 24, 2009, 09:29:09 PM »
I wonder if that's a myth or if it's really possible.

I remember my uncle saying that my cousins got in a fight and the older sister locked her younger brother in the fridge. Apparently he went to get something to drink and my cousin fell out gasping for air. They were little at the time so maybe he panicked inside the fridge and didn't actually try to open it.


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Re: I am locked in my fridge
« Reply #85 on: May 24, 2009, 11:52:30 PM »
I've never seen a fridge that locks. Maybe older ones do?

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Re: I am locked in my fridge
« Reply #86 on: May 24, 2009, 11:55:43 PM »
The newer ones, actually.

It keeps fat people from getting to the ice cream and other assorted foods.

There's also an alarm on the door that goes off, so SWAT can snipe the offending midnight muncher.

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Re: I am locked in my fridge
« Reply #87 on: May 24, 2009, 11:57:41 PM »
We used to have a chest style freezer when I lived in Hawaii, and uhh, I put my little brother in it >>  And yeah I had a freezer once that had a key lock on it.


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Re: I am locked in my fridge
« Reply #88 on: May 24, 2009, 11:58:02 PM »
The newer ones, actually.

It keeps fat people from getting to the ice cream and other assorted foods.

There's also an alarm on the door that goes off, so SWAT can snipe the offending midnight muncher.

Reminds me of Rochester.

And this

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Re: I am locked in my fridge
« Reply #89 on: May 25, 2009, 01:36:03 AM »
Yikes. O_O She ate five pounds of bacon for a SNACK?

Reminds me of my dad. When I had to live with him for three weeks while my mom and sister were off on a trip abroad, one of the dinners he gave me was half a pound of bacon. I mean, it was GOOD, but...eh...

And don't worry TSO. Even if you're locked in the fridge, you have edibles with you.
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