Ruro, this is your fault. I blame you
fully.
Go read the thread where I
read My Immortal if you want to understand what the hell I'm doing here.
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AN: Hot knivez (get it, coz I like nives) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) ruro, bloodylegz666 for helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Remi ur da luv of my deprezzing life u rok 2! VAMPS ROX!
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Hi my name is Sakuya Izayoi and I have short silver hair that's colored like the moon (that's how I got my name) with braids beside my face tied with little bows and icy-blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Eirin Yagokoro (AN: if you don't know who she is then get da hell out of here!) I'm not related to Flandre Scarlet but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie! (AN: I'm not a pedo tho you perv so don't think it) I'm not a vampire so my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a time-bender, and I live in the Scarlet Devil Mansion in Gensokyo (I'm seventeen). I'm a maid (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly blue. I love The Gap and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a blue dress and a white apron with pleated frills on the cuffs and a v-neck that didn't show off my boobs too much. (I'm not a slut and I'm not a pedo). I was wearing no makeup because I was busy cleaning fairy puke off the floorboards in the SDM music room which I wasn't very happy about.
"Hey Sakuya!" shouted a voice. I looked up at them. It was... Patchouli Knowledge!
"What do you want, Patchey?" I asked
"You suck at schoolworks!" said Patchey irritatedly. "You need to do better maths and memorize old Japanese words ans stuff."
"No scohol work sucks," I said angryly. "You help me cleans the house and then I'll do schoolwork.:
Patchey looked all huffy upsettedly. She's a youkai and that mean's she's pretty hot, but she's being a big bitch here so I didn't want to do her right now.
"Fine then I won't be your teacher anymore!" Patchey spat out disgruntledly. She walked out all upset, but her butt kind of waggled sexily as she left and I watched her as she went.
I was gonna get back to work cleaning up the mess (the fairies had a party last night) when someone else came into the room! It was... Meiling Hong!
"Sakuya!: she shouted confrontationally. "Your a human so you suck and Flandre is our new ruler!"
This is Meiling Hong, or as we call her China. She's a super hot bitch, with big boobs and a tight little butt and everything. She's wearing a green-n-gold ninjia suit with slits up the legs that kinda makes it look like a dress, and a hat with a big gold star on the front. She has long red hair and little braids like mine, and I TOTALLY THOUGHT OF THAT STYLE FIRST SHE'S RIPPING ME OFF though I'm not gonna caller her a poser because she's a youkai and she's hot and youkai rocks!
I looked at her and kicked her in the face (gotta do that, she gets otta controle) then I ran out of the room. I went upstairs to the observatory (I did China once here) and saw someone standing on a big pile of furnitures. It was... FLANDRE SCARLET!! She's a little girl like ten years old and she wears a red frilly dress with a red vest and a pink hat. She has blonde hair that's tied into a braid on one side and she's super sexy hot. (Omg you rule I love you so much, I'm not a pedo though.)
"Sajkyua!" she said belatedly, swining her rod around like a guitar. "My sister sucks join me instead!"
"Oh god!" said surpisiungly sadly. "But I can't do that, I love you you're not and you rox! (I'm not a pedo, though) But I love your sister too I can't CHOSE BETWEEN YOU TWO!" I shouted angstily.
Flandre started crying tears of blood (she's a vampire you know, vampires r hot) and she fell down the furnitures and got stuck under them. I went under the couches with her and started making out with her sexily (I'm not a pedo, tho). And she moaned "Oh Sakuya Sakuya ooooh!" And I put my hand under her skirt and touched her you-know-what hottly and she had an organism.
Then I put her to bed and went to see my mistress.
I went into her study and saw her standing there my super hott love bishie REMILIA SCARLET! (Omg you rule so hard please marry me, I love you vamps). She's like eleven years old and she wear's a red and white dress and a white hat and she has short blue hair and blood red eyes (Like mine, I dyed my eyes red so I could look lik her, I love herso much I'm not a pedo though.)
Sakuya!" she chirped happily when i came in. "I'm glad you came. I gotta something bad to tell you."
"I know mistress!!!" said. "We're running out of food and it sux."
"So here take this," Remilia gave me a jar with a pink little cherry petal in it, and it glowed and lit up the room hottly like a lava lamp (We don't have thoughs in Gensokyo, tho.) "Go take this and find Reimu Hakurei and bring her back here."
I gasped all offendedly!" No I hate that bitch. She's soooo human I don't wanna see her."
Remi put her hand on mine sexily, and it turned me on. Her hand is pale white and mine is too though not as pale. "I know Sakuya but if you go and get her I'll give you a french right now."
And I was like, omg I get to french Remi!!! So I kissed her laid-backedly and it didn't stop there, we also had it there. I took off my dress and she took off her dress and we got undressed. She's all flat and got no boobs but thats okay she's a vampire sho she's sooo hot! And I did you-know-what with her and it's okay because I'm totally not a pedo. (rEALLY, I'm not! You suick purv)
"Oooh ooh Remi OOOOHO!" I organimed cutely. And she had one orgrnanimg to and we laid there together all hot and naked and sweaty
And then someone burst open the door and shouted at us all excitedly and angry. It was............ KOAKUMA!
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"
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(Moar to cum!!!1)
