Author Topic: This thread started out as halloween then BDSM then gendertalk then states  (Read 46858 times)

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Re: My state sucks more than your state thread
« Reply #840 on: September 29, 2009, 09:26:55 PM »
Illinois is great because we have Chicago, least corrupt city in the world!

Michigan is great because the high today is 45, with a windchill of 35.

Chichago is also the 9th most dangerous city in the world, have fun :D

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #841 on: September 29, 2009, 09:57:09 PM »
Reasons California is shit:

-The whole state, home to a wide diversity of ethnicities, economic backgrounds, and sexual orientations, is somehow controlled by Orange KKKounty.
-Arnold Schwarzenegger, who's been governor for as long as anyone can remember, doesn't know anything about economics.
-There's very little water in Southern California so we have to steal it from Mexico via dams and irrigation.
-We've been ranked behind Arkansas and Alabama in average IQ. Public schools are among the worst in the country, and people wonder why our economy is in bad shape even compared to the rest of the US. No seriously, people actually haven't made the connection.
-Private schools are nice, if you like to overpay to drive your kids in the Hummer across the city to a corrupt school where teachers are underpaid and all quit after a year. And if your kids want to be disrespected and misunderstood because their public school friends label them "privileged".
-A large number of people eat ONLY fast food and blame it on being poor, saying it's the only thing available in their neighborhood, which is a bullshit claim, I've seen lots of healthy food that makes McDonalds look like a ripoff.
-There are almost literally no buses. The government won't spend a dime on public transportation.
-Everyone else won't shut up about how they think we have the best weather. In fact, having no seasonal variation makes things pretty boring.
-Celebrity tabloid news is unavoidable, no I don't give a damn about Britney Spears or Brad and Angelina or whoever else is on the cover, I would like to hear some real news stories.
-Also inescapable is gangster rap and the violent culture surrounding it. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is pretty much a documentary.

Don't forget that your state is not legally able to raise taxes without a super majority in state legislature, meaning it's also nearly impossible to fund anything. (Which actually feeds into a lot of those points!)

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #842 on: September 29, 2009, 10:15:38 PM »
California is the worst state ever, truth

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #843 on: September 29, 2009, 10:20:31 PM »
California is the worst state ever, truth

Not the worst state, but immensely overrated. People have gone mad with envy toward Californians, but nobody really understands what it's like for most of the people living here.

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #844 on: September 29, 2009, 10:21:33 PM »
Not the worst state, but immensely overrated. People have gone mad with envy toward Californians, but nobody really understands what it's like for most of the people living here.

So it's like a vicious cycle of terribleness is where you're going with this, right?
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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #845 on: September 29, 2009, 10:24:51 PM »
Yeah, back in the day I had a glorified view of California.. but i'll admit that was largely because when I went there they actually had stores selling anime merchandise, and this was in like the late 90's. :3

New Jersey or Massachusetts is actually sounding pretty sweet now that you guys mention it.
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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #846 on: September 29, 2009, 10:25:14 PM »
So it's like a vicious cycle of terribleness is where you're going with this, right?

It really sucks. In elementary school we went of a field trip to Washington DC, and and we would tell people we're from California. And they would get this scornful look on their. And we were like, "Teacher, why is the tour guide so bitter?"

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #847 on: September 29, 2009, 10:25:45 PM »


This is the best state.

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #848 on: September 30, 2009, 12:03:23 AM »
Eh?  Dragoshi?  You're from Jersey and you didn't say anything until now?!

I am heartbroken my guido comrade ;_;

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #849 on: September 30, 2009, 12:19:27 AM »
Eh?  Dragoshi?  You're from Jersey and you didn't say anything until now?!

I am heartbroken my guido comrade ;_;

I thought I mentioned it once thousands of years ago. I mean, I'm not Jersey-born, but I've lived there for pretty much most of my life. About 12 years at the least.
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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #850 on: September 30, 2009, 12:22:52 AM »
I thought I mentioned it once thousands of years ago. I mean, I'm not Jersey-born, but I've lived there for pretty much most of my life. About 12 years at the least.

No shit, son. Whereabouts were you in?  Born and raised in Essex County near Caldwell, lived in Lyndhurst in Bergen Co., now outside of Rutgers.

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #851 on: September 30, 2009, 12:32:52 AM »
Washington sucks. However, my home state of montanna kicks ass in a redneck way. :3

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #852 on: September 30, 2009, 12:33:31 AM »
Well, I don't really remember where in california I was before I moved to Jersey, but. I'm currently living somewhere in the depths of North Cape May. Don't really remember the specifics though due to my comically bad memory.
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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #853 on: September 30, 2009, 12:35:43 AM »
Dude, awesome, my friend has a house in Stone Harbor.  Kickin' place, we had my bachelor party there of nerdly proportions. 

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #854 on: September 30, 2009, 01:25:25 AM »
Born overseas, raised in Texas, committed to Japan.

Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #855 on: September 30, 2009, 01:30:07 AM »
My dad's from New Jersey. He encourages responding to "I'm from New Jersey" with "I'm from Joisey! Which exit?"

He has a very ... fatherly sense of humor.

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #856 on: September 30, 2009, 01:31:04 AM »
I was born in Texas, (am being) raised in Texas, and I'm going to move out as soon as I can because the weather sucks here and it's full of crazy people :|

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #857 on: September 30, 2009, 01:39:36 AM »
I was born in Texas, (am being) raised in Texas, and I'm going to move out as soon as I can because the weather sucks here and it's full of crazy people :|

Or you could move into Houston, San Antonio, Austin... those are the nice parts.

But if you want a smaller town, the area between San Antonio and Austin is all good. I've been through San Marcos, Seguin, and New Braunfels, they're all great towns.

I actually like the weather in Texas, the wind feels nice.
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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #858 on: September 30, 2009, 01:53:18 AM »
New Jersey or Massachusetts is actually sounding pretty sweet now that you guys mention it.

I like how I didn't have to do anything to plug Massachusetts other than saying I was from it to get it listed amongst someone's top choices.
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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #859 on: September 30, 2009, 01:56:14 AM »
I like how I didn't have to do anything to plug Massachusetts other than saying I was from it to get it listed amongst someone's top choices.
I had a girlfriend from Boston. She made the state sound appealing.

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #860 on: September 30, 2009, 01:57:42 AM »
Or you could move into Houston, San Antonio, Austin... those are the nice parts.

But if you want a smaller town, the area between San Antonio and Austin is all good. I've been through San Marcos, Seguin, and New Braunfels, they're all great towns.

I actually like the weather in Texas, the wind feels nice.
Haha, wind? None of that here in Plano. =\

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #861 on: September 30, 2009, 02:03:16 AM »
Haha, snow? None of that here in Plano. =\

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #862 on: September 30, 2009, 02:03:45 AM »
Hi guise I love Nebraska.

If anyone lives there or in Iowa you should come say hi.

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #863 on: September 30, 2009, 02:12:31 AM »
I like how I didn't have to do anything to plug Massachusetts other than saying I was from it to get it listed amongst someone's top choices.

Weh duh, it's Massachusetts. :P

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #864 on: September 30, 2009, 02:13:28 AM »
It's so lonely down here in Alabama :(

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #865 on: September 30, 2009, 02:13:36 AM »
Haha, snow? None of that here in Plano. =\
True as well. D;

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #866 on: September 30, 2009, 02:14:31 AM »
It's so lonely down here in Alabama :(

you're air tastes scary so i can't go there :(

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #867 on: September 30, 2009, 02:15:33 AM »
you're air tastes scary so i can't go there :(

But I took a shower

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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #868 on: September 30, 2009, 02:17:39 AM »
I had a girlfriend from Boston. She made the state sound appealing.

I'm surprised someone from Boston made this state sound appealing.
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Re: My state kicks more ass than your state thread
« Reply #869 on: September 30, 2009, 02:20:13 AM »
I'm surprised someone from Boston made this state sound appealing.
I didn't say she made Boston sound appealing.