the family isn't home

[Greyn]

I am now helping myself to a bowl of freshly picked blackberries and blueberries.  (Plucked from the bushes yesterday.)

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Astroblahblah Record's new CD is fab.

link plox

I didn't even know they have one.

[Easy Mode]

Sent.

It's a pretty good CD, imo. Volcano in CHINA is great.

[helvetica]

OK what the fuck are my dogs barking at.  I've went upstairs twice and there's nothing I can see D:

[Easy Mode]

Maybe it's a ghost. Dogs can see those.

[Cadmas]

My dog barks at nothing all the time as well, but he barks at everything.
Boxes, Brooms, Vacuums...

[Easy Mode]

My dog just wants my salad.
He's starting at me.

[Greyn]

OK what the fuck are my dogs barking at.  I've went upstairs twice and there's nothing I can see D:

It's me, striding through the wilderness and carrying a white glove with which to stroke your silky legs with.

[helvetica]

My dog barks at nothing all the time as well, but he barks at everything.
Boxes, Brooms, Vacuums...

Well we have two dogs.  The ankle biter will bark and run terrified if you look at it wrong, but the lab NEVER barks unless it's at someone or something she doesn't recognize.  I can't even teach her to speak, she just refuses to bark any other time.  And it was the lab barking like mad so it had to be something outside.

[Hello Purvis]

It's me, striding through the wilderness and carrying a white glove with which to stroke your silky legs with.

Yay! Tso has a friend =]

[helvetica]

Pesky lines of text

[Easy Mode]

I gave the dog my salad. Or what was left of it.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

I always why cats are obsessed with lines of thread.

I once found my sister's cat attempting to strangle itself.

[Easy Mode]

Autoeroticcatasphyxiation.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

i see whut you did thar.

I had to free it, and I sent it to the vet because its face was literally 'I am fucked'
When I did, it looked like it was relieved, I think animals learn from mistake too, it never played with thread ball again.

Wanna know the irony? '

it died last week.

It strangled itself under a tree root.

[Easy Mode]

Ha.

Cats are dumb.

[Greyn]

Looks like it didn't learn enough.

[Bias Bus]

I used to have a dog, well he was my sisters dog but she had to give him up after it attacked her (actually he was just playing with her, the dog was really big compared to her).

He ran away later on...we never found him.

Why the hell do animals always run away from me...it ain't right...

[helvetica]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/1265642730.html this owns

[Hello Purvis]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Easy Mode]

Oh god that's hilarious!

Did they do it for the lulz? Or where they serious?

[Hello Purvis]

Does it matter?

[♛ Apher-Forte]

they say you can get anything and everything on craiglist, I believe it now.

Also, the cat got stuck because it was too fat.

[helvetica]

I don't even want to know what he's doing now.  He's stomping around upstairs and I hear the clatter of things being tossed around.

[Pesco]

Take cover!

[helvetica]

lols
I'd go upstairs but... I'm kinda dressed up ._____.

I dun think seeing me in an orange dress and purple tights would smooth over well.

[Hello Purvis]

Hey, you got a dress! Good work, soldier =]

[Pesco]

If he's too befokked out of his mind right now, he's not going to notice.

[helvetica]

I figured if he came down here I'd have enough warning to go dart in my bed and under the covers.

Plus I thought he was still asreep oTL

[Hello Purvis]

Well, as long as he's not throwing your stuff around.

It'd be a good idea to set up a quick-change system, though. It'd be real bad if he came down and demanded you go somewhere; or do something that you couldn't hide in bed through. =[