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helvetica

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the family isn't home
« on: August 14, 2009, 09:15:34 PM »
and i am bored and alone
what should i do


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


Gpop

Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2009, 09:16:12 PM »
Fap.

Sodium

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2009, 09:16:40 PM »
Talk on ir-wait. You already do that.

Moerin

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2009, 09:17:51 PM »
Murder someone.  Anyone.  Just go out and stab the first person you meet, just to watch them bleed~

Or, y'know, watch some DVDs or something, I dunno...
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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2009, 09:18:09 PM »
You locked yourself outside again didn't you?

helvetica

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2009, 09:18:46 PM »
I don't fap


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


helvetica

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2009, 09:21:40 PM »
And no I didn't lock myself out.  They're gone on vacation for the next two weeks.


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


Sodium

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2009, 09:22:33 PM »
Bake a Cake.

Pesco

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2009, 09:23:30 PM »
Drop Sodium in the pool.

helvetica

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2009, 09:23:47 PM »
Actually I could bake... I'm not normally allowed to :<


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2009, 09:25:16 PM »
Cookies and cupcakes for everyone :V

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2009, 09:26:51 PM »
Build an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine that drops a chainmail net on your family the moment they step through the front door.

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2009, 09:28:19 PM »
Hm, time to do some thinking, TSO. Why do they not allow you to bake? This is a critical question in order to determine whether or not you should bake a cake.

helvetica

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2009, 09:29:01 PM »
Because baking is for girls :V


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2009, 09:29:21 PM »
I think I can agree that it is naked cakebaking time.


Moerin

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2009, 09:30:28 PM »
I think I can agree that it is hadaka apron cakebaking time.

Fixed~
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helvetica

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2009, 09:30:31 PM »
Noone wants to see me naked... not even me ><;;


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2009, 09:31:07 PM »
You'll get used to it!

Pesco

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2009, 09:32:22 PM »
Pics of Purvis naked ITT NAO!


Spoiler:
Not really

Sodium

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2009, 09:32:57 PM »
Pft, Fuck that. Go bake an awesome cake.

helvetica

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2009, 09:33:18 PM »
Being TS with stupidly traditional/religious parents sucks ass.  Can't do anything orz.


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


Sodium

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2009, 09:34:25 PM »
TSO, why did you turn your profile into a house of LIES!

Gpop

Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2009, 09:34:59 PM »

helvetica

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2009, 09:35:08 PM »
What about my profile ._.?


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


Sodium

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2009, 09:35:26 PM »
Gender:
Female

Apotheosis

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #25 on: August 14, 2009, 09:35:48 PM »
dress up all pretty-like :3
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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #26 on: August 14, 2009, 09:35:58 PM »
Quote
Being TS with stupidly traditional/religious parents sucks ass.  Can't do anything orz.

I have friend with parents like that, well mainly his mom. He tries to do bad stuff when ever he can.

Pesco

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #27 on: August 14, 2009, 09:36:05 PM »
There are no lies. Only truths too awesome to behold.

Gpop

Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #28 on: August 14, 2009, 09:37:06 PM »

helvetica

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Re: the family isn't home
« Reply #29 on: August 14, 2009, 09:37:35 PM »
What about my gender...? :<?


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."