You're wearing one, Nitori. :V
My hat is my friend.
"Would"?
For want of hat...Marisa was lost.
Along with parts of Southern China and Vietnam.
That Marisa always did reply to questions about stolen missing hats quite suspiciously...
Not shown: Marisa getting the crap kicked out of her by Suwako's posse before she gets her hat back, then getting cleaned up and everyone having tea.
Funny enough, something like that actually happens in the actual book :V