Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: Hello Purvis on August 10, 2010, 08:14:38 PM
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So. I've been doing holiday pictures in create.swf for a year now. I really like doing this. But, alas, I have exhausted my original source =[
This is where you come in! You can request holidays for me to make a daily picture for!
THE GUIDELINES
Name of Holiday: "Today is <Date>, <name of Holiday>" Don't worry about the date. I'll fill it in.
Descriptive Blurb: This must be in first person. Write your blurb as though you were personally describing it to another. I prefer it be between 1-5 lines long. Feel free to add quips, puns, profundity, and plays on words. Make it sound like something a person would say! Make it fun to read! Wild ARMs references are a plus.
Some examples!
July 31: Today is July 31, Desire Day. A desire strong enough to summon
Luceid... I thought my desire for holidays were strong enough to be
approved... But Luceid told me, 'Yours is just an obsession, so no go.'
Don't you think he's pretty stingy for being a Guardian of Desire?
July 8: Today is July 8, Adventurer Day. Adventurers are rare people fated
to die unless they continue adventuring, just as sharks must continue
swimming to survive. To protect this rare species from extinction, radio
programs release bits of adventure rumors to spark the adventurer spirit.
Just the other day, they broadcasted news about another floor discovered
in the Ruins of Memory! But this could be just another groundless rumor.
June 5: Today is June 5, Mist Day. Mist is scary, because there might be
a mist spirit hiding somewhere. The dunes are scary, because there might
be a sand spirit hiding somewhere. The sky is scary, because there might be
an air spirit hiding somewhere. Come to think of it, there isn't much point
to a day just for mist when you're scared of so many things.
April 30: Today is April 30, Jeans Day. Jeans are often called denims
lately, but who cares? Rose will be rose and jeans will be jeans, I say.
April 2: Today is April 2, Pillar Day. Pillars are the most important part
of buildings: psychologically, architecturally, and geomantically. That's why
we must thank our pillars and give them a nice pat. The pillar in Baskar must
be patted by many people today.
FAQ
-Can I use real holidays?
You sure can! Just adhere to the guidelines, and give me a real date for them. And, um, don't ask for it too far ahead of time.
Can I make a touhou-related holiday?
You sure can! Just adhere to the guidelines.
Can I make forum-based holidays?
You sure can! Just adhere to the guidelines. And make 'em good. I'll be fairly picky with these.
Can I have some more examples to work from?
Okay. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,701.msg56780.html#msg56780)
And that's all there is to it. Get crackin'!
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Today is _____ ___, Holiday Day. Today is named in honor of
the declaration that holidays can be created not just by one's ancestors,
but by anyone who wants to celebrate something. It's almost like
everyone has a little bit of magic. So today, I'm creating Holiday Day.
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Today is _____ ___, Holiday Day. Today is named in honor of
the declaration that holidays can be created not just by one's ancestors,
but by anyone who wants to celebrate something. It's almost like
everyone has a little bit of magic. So today, I'm creating Holiday Day.
A good example.
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Today is August 18, Tengu Day. This day was created in response to the stupidity and horror of the 6th and the 9th (18 is divisible by both 6 and 9), and is meant to be as joyous and celebratory as possible. You can celebrate it any way you like, so long as you do so while seeing the best in everyone. No one's perfect, after all, but everyone has some good in them. Taking candid photos is also encouraged. At the end of the day, I like to look at the candid shots I took, and laugh heartily. Caw caw!
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Today is August 18, Tengu Day. This day was created in response to the stupidity and horror of the 6th and the 9th (18 is divisible by both 6 and 9), and is meant to be as joyous and celebratory as possible. You can celebrate it any way you like, so long as you do so while seeing the best in everyone. No one's perfect, after all, but everyone has some good in them. Taking candid photos is also encouraged. At the end of the day, I like to look at the candid shots I took, and laugh heartily. Caw caw!
Another good example!
And yeah, it's okay to request specific days, just give me a poke when they come up, so I don't forget.
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Today is qqrbrrbll, Clown Day.
Everyone goes on about how clowns are scary these days, but when I was a kid I actually liked them.
Though, maybe that was just me keeping a balloon dog as a pet...
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Today is MMDDYYYY, Zombie Day. Despite being undead, grotesque
terrors of the night, zombies are a common staple of modern-day media
in films and stories. If you're worried about zombies, just be sure to
carry around some salt - and whatever you do, keep them off of the lawn.
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Today is ______, Sweet Candy Day. There was a strapping
young lad who captained an equally strapping young ship by the
name of Sweet Candy. She travelled all across the seas of Filgaia
but she met a terrible fate at the hands of demons. Though alive,
the heartbroken lad ended up drowning himself. Sweet Candy forever!!
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Today is _________, Acronym Day. Today we celebrate by making up acronyms. But I've always wondered if the word acronym is an acronym for something. Or what came first - the acronym or the full phrase? It's a real chicken or the egg mystery, or Mystic Yellow Shrimp Tastes Extra Really Yummy.
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"I know where you live" made me crack up.
Today is octarine, Irony Day. Irony is a powerful force,
but curiously unrelated to magnetism. Ironically,
nothing is done to celebrate the holiday. Alas,
speaking of it is a failure in my celebrations.
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I somehow don't think that's what was meant by balloon dog. :(
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I somehow don't think that's what was meant by balloon dog. :(
No. It's better.
Today is XXXXXX, reference day. Today is the day
where everyone goes around joking about their
favorite shows and books! Except the librarians,
who sort out a different sort of reference...
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Congratulations on a new thread and a new year of holidays.
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Today is &($^(, Canned Air Day.
Canned air is one of the most wonderful
inventions in Filgaia! It's something that
everyone needs, in convenient can form!
Wait, isn't air free?
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Today is &($^(, Canned Air Day.
Canned air is one of the most wonderful
inventions in Filgaia! It's something that
everyone needs, in convenient can form!
Wait, isn't air free?
The Schwartz is strong with this one.
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Today is **%*$^, Laser Sword Day.
We have to call them "Laser Sword"
because Filgaia has bad lawyers.
But it doesn't make any sense anyway
- lasers don't end like that! Or do they?
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rip bartholomew : (
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Today is xyzzy, Epidermis Day.
Today is the day we celebrate the Epidermis,
the most embarrassing human organ!
It's always showing, it can't be hidden,
but it's always trouble. If only mine behaved...
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What a strapping young lad she was
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rip bartholomew : (
Indeed. =[
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... none of those are acronyms. >=| </pedant>
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Today is MMMMMMDD, Caterpillar Day. People generally
seem to hate bugs, and I don't blame them - they're
ugly and feel creepy. But caterpillars are cute and fuzzy,
almost like the dachsunds of the insect world. Plus, they
turn into butterflies!
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... none of those are acronyms. >=| </pedant>
You're not very up to date on your TLAs, (http://www.scribd.com/doc/819188/Shadowrun-Cyberpunk-Slang-Glossary) Arashi. =[
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You're not very up to date on your TLAs, (http://www.scribd.com/doc/819188/Shadowrun-Cyberpunk-Slang-Glossary) Arashi. =[
"acronym: a pronounceable name made up of a series of initial letters or parts of words; for example, UNESCO for the United Nations Educational, Scientific, and Cultural Organization"
If you say every letter separately it's not an acronym.
EDIT: I do feel that I should clarify that this is just one of my irrationally pedantic pet peeves. =P
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If everyone calls something an egg, but a dictionary says it's a rock, the magic of language means the users are right and the dictionary is wrong.
Colloquialisms redefine language.
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Today is _/_/_, Celebration day,
what do we celebrate? I have no
idea but at least I don't have to
attend work...actually maybe that's
what were celebrating. YAY!!
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Today is plugh, Toupee Day.
Tupees are a must for any distinguished gentleman wishing to hide their own age.
The hard part is finding a good one.
The worst was that uncle of mine that wore a beaver pelt for hair...
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Today, we borrow a page from Everett True. Or rather the whole body of work.
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"acronym: a pronounceable name made up of a series of initial letters or parts of words; for example, UNESCO for the United Nations Educational, Scientific, and Cultural Organization"
If you say every letter separately it's not an acronym.
If you don't think those aren't being pronounced like words, you are not very familiar with the Cyberpunk Way (tm).
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Today is 0x00, Equestrian Day. I say we should take
some time off the rough days and partake in some
good ol' horseriding. Back when the sea didn't exist,
and in its place was a giant desert, the major mode
of transportation were horsies! Let's be grateful.
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Today is [error 404], Forum Day.
I was a member of a forum once.
It was nice, but everyone kept
asking me personal questions so
I told them to back off. Then they
sued me for tax evasion.
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So. I just realized I forgot Ammy's holiday. I'm really sorry about that, man. ._.
But this what I mean about reminders. =[
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So. I just realized I forgot Ammy's holiday. I'm really sorry about that, man. ._.
Ha, it's totally fine. If Tengu Day appears at some day of the year, I'll be very happy.
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Today is snarfblat, Cat Hair Day. Cat hair is a big problem in Filgaia. It keeps falling off and getting into everything. But today, everyone gathers up all the cat hair they can for barbers to make wigs out of them! A pity they don't sell well...
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Ha, it's totally fine. If Tengu Day appears at some day of the year, I'll be very happy.
Feel free to rewrite it a bit to redo the numerical references, and I'll kick it to the front of the line.
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Today is MMDDYYYY, Cocktail Day. Cocktails are
mixtures of two or more things, and are generally
alcoholic in nature. But did you know you can make
cocktails out of fruit? Or cocktails out of dresses? Or
cocktails out of molotovs! What's a molotov?
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rofl i died
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Feel free to rewrite it a bit to redo the numerical references, and I'll kick it to the front of the line.
Today is [blarnt], Tengu Day. This is meant to be as joyous and celebratory as possible. You can celebrate it any way you like, so long as you do so while seeing the best in everyone. No one's perfect, after all, but everyone has some good in them. Taking candid photos is also encouraged. At the end of the day, I like to look at the candid shots I took, and laugh heartily. Caw caw!
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Caw caw!
caw
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Awesome.
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Today is XXX, Future Day. All my teachers tell me the future is going to be awesome, except we're celebrating it today and not in the future so we don't know exactly what we're excited about. But if we wait until the future to celebrate how great it is, we'll have to call it Today Day instead wouldn't we?
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Hatate, you villain. Ho ho ho!
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Today is -hurr-, Face Punching Day. Twiddlebert
the Second really liked boxing, so he decreed a
day where you shall punch everyone you meet in the
face. Because too many people complained, eventually
he had to scrap that idea. Now everybody just plays
Scrabble instead.
I miss the old times...
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Is it me or Byakuren keeps growing every picture?
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Today is August 31st, the National Day of my country.
This day is to celebrate freedom from the grasps of the British Army.
This is the 53rd year after that event back in 1957.
I guess it's enough that the land where I am born in
was invaded for more than 446 years.Let there be no more invasion...
I'm reviewing every nook and crane of history in old books.
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Today is wafflesston, Crossdressing Day. Crossdressing Day got started by a small-town mayor of Filgaia that liked to do it in secret, so he made it a holiday after getting into office. Lots of people expected it to end after he left, but there are still groups that celebrate it, especially teenaged girls. I'm not entirely sure what to think about that.
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The implications of Yukari's presence there make me laugh so much.
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Lacks Boxing Chen ={
Today is albatross, Escher Day. Escher is some artist that apparently makes some really confusing stuff that defies the laws of physics. I haven't seen any of them, and I don't want to - everyone else trying to confuse me for the holiday is bad enough!
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Today is @=('.'Q), Night Day.
All holidays are called "Days", but why is that? Shouldn't we celebrate the nights just the same? So today, we celebrate all other holidays' hollynights.
Wait, then why don't we call it "Night Night"?
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suuuuubteeeeext
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suuuuubteeeeext
hyyyyypeeeerteeeext
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Should I try to have any idea of how that relates to the day name?
Today is plugh, Hummingbird Day. Hummingbirds are really unique - they're the smallest birds, the only ones that can hover, and I'm pretty sure they're the only ones that drink nectar from flowers. Then again, bees do a lot of those things, too... does that mean hummingbirds are actually giant bees?
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THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING
ROUND 1
DECIDE THE DESTINY
I wonder how well Rumia plays fightan gaems?
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+1 for "muchango".
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Should I try to have any idea of how that relates to the day name?
Crosses.
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Chen weeps at physics' defiance. Who knew she was such a stickler?
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Because Yukari is also naked.
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Rumia totally deserves this.
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Today is arglesnap, Welfare Day. "Farewell" and "Welfare" have pretty different meanings, even though they're made from the same words. Maybe that extra 'l' has a really deep meaning...
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Today is MMDDYYYY, Trinket Day. Check your room or closet,
search your desk and pockets, and sure enough you'll find some
items that might look neat, but have no real use. Maybe they're
souveniers from a past trip, or a gift from someone. I wonder if
someone organizes them secretly?
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Today is mrf, Queue Day. I love standing in a queue. I also love words that start with "Q." Queen, quiet, quick...
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Today, Day Month, is Four Leaf Clover Day. This is celebrated by bestowing some anonymous act
of good fortune or generosity onto someone. Like the time I found that 20 on the sidewalk. Whoever
dropped that in my path must have really liked me!
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Today is bees, Aluminum Day. Aluminum Day celebrates the wonders of Aluminum! Which is kinda weird, since it was started shortly after a miner said he found the biggest deposit of silver in Filgaia...
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Today is ??????, Expletive Day. Today is the day where everyone goes around swearing without any guilt at all! Well, usually. There was that one year where Uncle Shrill insisted on us making lots of promises instead...
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This is why fairies/faeries/(insert preferred spelling here) are awesome.
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This is why fairies/faeries/(insert preferred spelling here) are awesome.
I like you.
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That is a wonderful exchange. Especially the marriage proposal line.
Today is 8), Web Day. Whether the web is made of thread, silk, tubes, or lies and deceit, today is the day to celebrate it! Just don't get too tangled up in one - Dad really yelled at me once when that happened.
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Today is QQQQQQ, Kidnapping Day. Today is the anniversary of the infamous kidnapping of King Ralph. Story goes, some foreign bandits captured him on the road and held him hostage, but were killed when the cheese they demanded had a poison the king was resistant to. Kidnapping is wrong! I'll be careful not to kidnap anybody.
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Today is XXXXXX, Nostalgia Day. Remember when we were kids? Those building blocks and old action figures were awesome! I remember spending days and days playing video games... I wonder why they're not as fun anymore? Oh well. In celebration, I'm going to build a submarine out of blocks!
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Today is XYZ, Freshman Day. Freshmen are students in their first year at a school - even if they aren't men! Today, people recall their first time entering their schools, and go to a lot of awkward reunions with people they got drunk with twenty years ago.
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Oh man, I laughed heartily.
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Today is September 9th, old meme day. Today is the day people go around celebrating old memes. Like that one that involves a number... 5 I think it was? So go out and remind people of memes they've forgotten about! Unless you hate those memes. Then I guess today really isn't a holiday so much as a grim reminder of what the internet is like.
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Today is fuckhorn, Poodle Day. A rebellious princess of Filgaia insisted on putting skirts on her dogs, especially her favorite poodle, Charlotte. For her sixteenth birthday, her father made this day a celebration of her beloved pet.
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Dedicated in honor of Bob the Cat.
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Bokura no Hisoutensoku came onto winamp as I posted this. It is a sign.
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Dedicated in honor of Bob the Cat.
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It is always a little weird, can't help but think: "Bob is not a cat." Regardless, repose restfully Bob Cat.
September 12: Today is Grandparents Day. This day celebrates grandparents of the present, and honors the memory of those whom have past. Our grandparents have done a great many thing for us, bake snickerdoodles, accidentally teach us how to swear, and care for us in their own way. May I one day be great enough a grandparent to fill their shoes.
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Dedicated in honor of Bob the Cat.
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Bokura no Hisoutensoku came onto winamp as I posted this. It is a sign.
Why the couch? I have to know the backstory behind this.
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Today is emptiness, Belt Day. Belts are a wonderful invention that keep your pants up, even if they're a little larger than your waist! And you want to wear pants. I wonder what girls' clothes use instead?
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Today is ><><><, Holiday Day,
where we have a holiday to celebrate holidays.
Now if only we could make a holiday day for each
holiday there is, including Holiday day.
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Why the couch? I have to know the backstory behind this.
Luna Child found a vial of dissembler nanomachines that had fallen from the moon, and when she opened it they chewed through the old couch before running out of juice.
Today is ><><><, Holiday Day,
where we have a holiday to celebrate holidays.
Now if only we could make a holiday day for each
holiday there is, including Holiday day.
We already had this one. =[
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Today is ns-13, Recliner Day. Recliners are made for rest and relaxation, but they're good for more than that! Like being used as an outdoor countertop for little kids. Or a bludgeon once it's folded up and the kids start complaining again. Yeah, that wasn't a very fun summer...
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Tenshi and Keine are both tied in the Top Ten Best Hats of Gensokyo.
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Today is QQQQQ, Millionaire Day. There was a time when being a millionaire meant you were really rich, but now it just means being relatively well-to-do. Although, a million in cash would probably still attract a lot of attention... but there aren't many good reasons to do that. Unless you like eating cash or something, I guess...
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/me catches on fire.
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Today is :V,Cheese Whip Day. We all know cheese as the multi-colored goodness that comes from cows, but what if it came from a spray can? Great idea? Yes. An easy way to get cheese? Yes. Tubular? Err...yes.
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Today is qwerty, Demo Day. Demonstrations are a useful way to teach and learn, most of the time. But it can get really confusing when you don't know if a demonstration is for what to do, or what not to do. With sis, sometimes it was difficult to tell...
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(http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/8814/webday.th.png) (http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/8814/webday.png)
But that one about reggae is a fact.
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(http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/431/kidnappingday.th.png) (http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/431/kidnappingday.png)
But that one about reggae is a fact.
Says the guy who listens to punk.
I'll have you know I asked No one, and she mentioned she much prefers Bluegrass.
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Ah, the punk rock of country. Excellent choice!
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Hooray, arson!
Today is mrf, Sound Effect Day. Today celebrates the many strange words used to express sounds that aren't words! Most people do this by going around making weird noises all day. I should get started. Preeet!...pooooot!...
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(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/4057/nostalgiaday.th.png) (http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/4057/nostalgiaday.png)
Ah, the punk rock of country. Excellent choice!
No Bluegrass is the good one.
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I wonder if that's Aya fearing for her life or covering up an embarrassing old hobby of her own! Or if there was supposed to be something more between those "shut up"s.
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I don't think Aya looks worried enough to be fearing for her life... And she's probably an old enough youkai to remember hoop rollin'.
That's just my take, of course. Part of the brilliance is how you can read it as you like.
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Today is foobar, Retail Day. Today, Filgaia celebrates the sacrifices of the oft-trodden, oft-disrespected personnel of shops around the world, paid for giving the public a fake smile while doing the last difficult bits of actually selling things. Unfortunately for them, it's not a very popular holiday.
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Today is xxxxxx, Yesterday! Wait, what? I'm so confused. Could someone explain to me what is going on?
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Bitches chase chairs.
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(http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/1269/oldmemeday.th.png) (http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/1269/oldmemeday.png)
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I have no idea why Hatate's expression made me laugh so hard.
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Today is paradox, Alternate Universe Day. Today's holiday is born from speculative fiction wondering what other worlds would be like. For example, there's a rather popular one about Filgaia being populated with lesbians shooting at each other all the time. And another where abdominals are worshiped as gods. Their fans get in a lot of arguments...
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(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3622/poodleday.th.png) (http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3622/poodleday.png)
I have no idea why Hatate's expression made me laugh so hard.
Because you know what she's thinking, and what Hatates do.
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Today is ######, Large Hadron Collider Day. Apparently, a Large Hadron Collider is some sort of nation-sized series of tubes where particles get flung into each other at absurdly high speeds, in order to find out what happens, even though there are people wondering whether playing with it could create a black hole. So why did we make one? For Science!
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(http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/4640/beltday.th.png) (http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/4640/beltday.png)
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AND DON'T LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOUUUUUU
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(http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5343/reclinerday.th.png) (http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5343/reclinerday.png)
AND DON'T LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOUUUUUU
I didn't even realize I was channeling that until some time later. Then I thought about it and decided to say to hell with it, I like the line it's going on.
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Today is qqrbrrbll, Demolitions Day. As awesome as a big, fancy building can be, tearing it down can be even more impressive! Whether it's with a wrecking ball, explosives, bulldozer, or simple deconstruction, today celebrates the destruction of buildings for new space. Especially the dramatic methods.
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Today is MMDDYYYY, the Greatest Day I've Ever Known. I can't live for tomorrow, because tomorrow's much too long. I'll burn my eyes out before I get out. I wanted more than life could ever grant me, and I'm bored by the chore of saving face.
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(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/1382/millionaireday.th.png) (http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/1382/millionaireday.png)
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....hmmm I wonder how point items taste, now seeing how Dai loves 'em.
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....hmmm I wonder how point items taste, now seeing how Dai loves 'em.
Numeric deliciousness.
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Clearly we must now find out what point items do in the Z-Machine.
Today is percentsign, Cave Day. Caves are a great way to live underground and save a bunch on housing maintenance! Just, they tend to be cold, or fall apart a lot. Still, the price is right.
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I hate getting distracted.
(http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/252/cheesewhipday.th.png) (http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/252/cheesewhipday.png)
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"Cheese Whip"? You mean Easy Cheese?
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Today is ampersand, Shower Day. Showers are a much more convenient way of getting cleaned off than baths. Today celebrates the time and water saved through this hygenical miracle! Though, I guess not bathing saves even more...
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(http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/673/demoday.th.png) (http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/673/demoday.png)
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(http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/673/demoday.th.png) (http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/673/demoday.png)
And what is the name of Nitori's newest invention?
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(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6332/soundeffectday.th.png) (http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6332/soundeffectday.png)
And what is the name of Nitori's newest invention?
The Drilltatorship.
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/me highfives Tewi
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ffyeah tewi
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(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/1716/retailday.th.png) (http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/1716/retailday.png)
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Today is NeoCanadia, Panic Day. Today is a celebration of that heart-stopping terror that comes from completely losing your cool an-AAIIIIEEEEEE! I screamed... 'cause I didn't know what else to do!
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(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/7729/yesterdayv.th.png) (http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/7729/yesterdayv.png)
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(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2548/alternateuniverseday.th.png) (http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2548/alternateuniverseday.png)
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(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/7729/yesterdayv.th.png) (http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/7729/yesterdayv.png)
ahaha
(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2548/alternateuniverseday.th.png) (http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2548/alternateuniverseday.png)
I would like a Reimarisa.
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large... vuvuzela danmaku collider?
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large... vuvuzela danmaku collider?
LARGE VUVUZELA DANMAKU COLLIDER
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OH MY GOD WHAT
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Today is muffins, Popcorn Day. Popcorn is made by heating up tiny vegetables so much that they explode - but only corn, apparently. I tried making some popbroccoli once, but it didn't work as well...
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Today is [hernk], Eavesdropping Day. Today we celebrate people who discuss personal matters in public places. Or even in private. In fact, most of the good stuff you can eavesdrop on is said in private. Which is why you should use sign language when discussing something you don't want anyone else to hear.
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(http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/7629/demolitionsday.th.png) (http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/7629/demolitionsday.png)
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(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/4768/caveday.th.png) (http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/4768/caveday.png)
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Which one is the burrito fan?
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September 31
Did September just get a promotion? What happened to February? Why is poor, poor February being taunted by giving months with 30 days a 31st?
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Yamame has a guitar?!
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why is a burrito roasting on a violin bow?
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Did September just get a promotion? What happened to February? Why is poor, poor February being taunted by giving months with 30 days a 31st?
You know? It's surprising my inability to keep numbers correct in my head hasn't bit me in the ass before this.
Editing is a pain in the ass, so let's do it this way.
(http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/4101/showerday.th.png) (http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/4101/showerday.png)
Yamame has a guitar?!
How else is she supposed to shred hot licks without out?
why is a burrito roasting on a violin bow?
Because she doesn't have a proper spit.
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Today is [diamonds], Nostalgia Day.
Nostalgia is a feeling that many people
seek both to embrace and to avoid. But
nostalgia is literally the pain of going
home. Which is weird because I've never
hurt myself walking into my house. Well,
except for that time I ran into the door.
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(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5783/panicday.th.png) (http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5783/panicday.png)
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And then Tokiko exploded.
Today is albatross, Amnesia Day. Today is the day where... day where... wait, what? Sorry, I can't remember. I'm pretty forgetful. I even forgot why I'm here. Hmm... I just forgot something else... who am I? Am I a man?
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I like how Wriggle just looks mildly displeased
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Today is ???? Belt Day. Without belts our pants would fall down around our ankles and then we'd trip and get terribly injured and all be at the hospital for falling related injuries which would cripple the day-to-day operations all around Filgaia. Hooray for belts!
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I like how Wriggle just looks mildly displeased
Getting 'recruited' by Yuuka to help with pollenation efforts has dulled her somewhat to the feeling of impending doom.
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Oh hey guess what I forgot to upload.
(http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/8798/popcornday.th.png) (http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/8798/popcornday.png)
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Minoriko doesn't seem worried that she's hanging over a bonfire
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It's a weekly thing.
Today is *%*&$, Prophet Day. Prophets are really smart people that try to predict the future! They're really accurate, except when they're not. Prophet Day celebrates the times they are! And means a lot of gifts for them. I forget who started the holiday...
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Today is [insert], Bird Feeder Day. It was on this day that bird feeders first came to Filgaia, but should they really be called that? I thought bird feeders were people who sat on park benches and threw bread crumbs, and we already had those. Maybe they migrate or something?
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Today is blahblahblahTIDALWAVE, Sand Day. Today we celebrate the invention of sand! Sand is made when some guy hits a rock really hard with a hammer and it turns to dust! I heard Filgaia used to have an ocean of sand... that must have been hard work!
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Today is ampersand, Frying Pan Day. Fried food is delicious, but not entirely good for you. Does this make frying pans bad? I really don't know. Well, I guess they'll be remembered as weapons either way...
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So I did this one before realizing we already had a Nostalgia Day, like until I saw the filenames overlap. And like hell I'm doing two of them in a day without a good excuse. And I'd feel bad to abandon this one, since I wanna encourage more of yalls to dive in.
So today is Not Nostalgia Day.
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8772/notnostalgiaday.th.png) (http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8772/notnostalgiaday.png)
Fake edit: For extra hilarity, I uploaded the other one first by accident =[
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I'm going to slam both of your heads into the front door thirty--seven times.
In a row?!
Today is (blah), (blah). Today celebrates... er... wait, isn't that redundant? Maybe we should rename this one Redundancy Day...
(For clarity, both '(blah)'s are the day's date)
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So I did this one before realizing we already had a Nostalgia Day, like until I saw the filenames overlap. And like hell I'm doing two of them in a day without a good excuse. And I'd feel bad to abandon this one, since I wanna encourage more of yalls to dive in.
So today is Not Nostalgia Day.
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8772/notnostalgiaday.th.png) (http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8772/notnostalgiaday.png)
Fake edit: For extra hilarity, I uploaded the other one first by accident =[
Sorry. :ohdear:
I was just remembering the good old times, back when it was nostalgia day... Actually I didn't know there was already a nostalgia day.
Today is [postal code], Duplicate Holiday Day.
Today is the day we celebrate all of those holidays
we already celebrated. Twice! Like that year April
Fool's Day was held on the second of April. And also
the third. and so on. I know because I heard it from
a reliable source on April first.
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(http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/4818/amnesiaday.th.png) (http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/4818/amnesiaday.png)
Sorry. :ohdear:
I was just remembering the good old times, back when it was nostalgia day... Actually I didn't know there was already a nostalgia day.
Salright, Purvis still loves ye. =]
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why can I see koishi actually trying this
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Today is quills, Childhood Punishment Day. Childhood punishments may often feel undeserved, but sometimes, they really have your best interests at heart. Like that one time I got ice cream all over the couch. My dad really got after me. He said I get no dessert for the rest of the decade...
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Today is ???? Belt Day. Without belts our pants would fall down around our ankles and then we'd trip and get terribly injured and all be at the hospital for falling related injuries which would cripple the day-to-day operations all around Filgaia. Hooray for belts!
We had a belt day =[
(http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/3152/prophetday.th.png) (http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/3152/prophetday.png)
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Today is dishwasher, Ascension Day. Every day, we ascend in some manner, whether it's climbing ladders, going up stairs, or even getting out of bed. Everything that ascends has to come down sooner or later, though... Why do you suppose that is?
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Today is MMDDYYYY, STD Awareness Day. I didn't have a clear
explanation of this day. All I know is that it involves wearing
rubber all the time, or something. But if that's the case,
wouldn't it be something else, like "how to avoid lightning day"?
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Today is qqrbrrbll, Verbosity Day! Rather, were I truly practicing the intent of this holy day of the year named in celebration of the excess of eloquence, it would be far more precise to speak of this 24-hour period in terms of the aforementioned description. Unfortunately, such uncharacteristic brevity was a necessity for initially describing this joyous occasion.
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(http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/113/birdfeederday.th.png) (http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/113/birdfeederday.png)
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GET BENT GET BENT GET BENT GET BENT
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(http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/7388/sandday.th.png) (http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/7388/sandday.png)
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oni dorfs
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and this is how all the touhou beach pictures came to be
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hey guys.. ITS ACCUALLY LEIF ERIKSON DAY. <3 http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/october.htm :3
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I nominate tomorrow to be
October 10th, HAM DAY.
The day when people do not speak - THEY DECLARE. This will oftentimes lead to TALKING OVER EACH OTHER and trying to always get THE LAST WORD IN! Like that one guy who kept trying to upstage me all the time, who TRULY MET WHAT HE DESERVED!
Just wanted to get a head start on that :3 Cuz I know I'm gonna be actin HAMMY ALL DAAAAAAAY LOOOOOOOOOOONG
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I am confused in a wonderful fashion
Today is walrus, Made-Up Ancient Civilizations Day! Today celebrates the many fantastic cities of the past used in works of fiction, with so many strange quirks and unique technology! And who knows, maybe some of them are real? Filgaia still has many mysteries, after all...
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(http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/5497/october11.th.png) (http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/5497/october11.png)
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Today is Droog, Obscure Mythical Figure Day. Today celebrates the many long-forgotten gods, heroes, and legends that were never popular enough to make it to today. In fact, it started as a holy day for one of those forgotten gods, but no one remembered which one. So, it was expanded to honor that god and all others struck with its plight.
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(http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/6990/duplicateholidayday.th.png) (http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/6990/duplicateholidayday.png)
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After the whole "Satori's playing Neopets, hang on" thing in Okuu Quest, I'm not surprised she watches kids' shows too. ...Though I have to question how kid-friendly it is if that's a bomb on screen.
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After the whole "Satori's playing Neopets, hang on" thing in Okuu Quest, I'm not surprised she watches kids' shows too. ...Though I have to question how kid-friendly it is if that's a bomb on screen.
Ever seen Tom & Jerry? :flamingv:
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Ever seen Tom & Jerry? :flamingv:
Ah, I probably should have clarified "modern kids' shows". Older cartoons such as Tom and Jerry were a bit more loose on what went into them.
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Ah, I probably should have clarified "modern kids' shows". Older cartoons such as Tom and Jerry were a bit more loose on what went into them.
"Now that they have taken out the dynamite gags out of children's cartoons, do you find your kids are using less explosives?"
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Today is narf, Political Correctness Day! This holiday was declared to show respect to the many terms made to avoid offending the delicate sensitivities of Filgaia's many minorities. Sadly, I don't think I remember any of them...
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(http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/9537/ascensionday.th.png) (http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/9537/ascensionday.png)
Ah, I probably should have clarified "modern kids' shows". Older cartoons such as Tom and Jerry were a bit more loose on what went into them.
Ever seen Eek the Cat?
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(http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/9537/ascensionday.th.png) (http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/9537/ascensionday.png)
"Destroy the thief, my pets!"
Chen just misses!
Ran hits!
Ever seen Eek the Cat?
Not that I'm aware of.
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Ever seen Eek the Cat?
Oh god sharkdogs D:
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(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5140/stdday.th.png) (http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5140/stdday.png)
"Destroy the thief, my pets!"
Chen just misses!
Ran hits!
I was wondering if someone would get that =]
Oh god sharkdogs D:
The best part was when sharkdog became an actual language.
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*falls off his chair from laughter*
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daiyousei broke : (
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Kisume's little anecdote just about made my day.
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(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7706/verbosityday.th.png) (http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7706/verbosityday.png)
Kisume's little anecdote just about made my day.
=]
Someday I need to collect up Kisume's hobo stories.
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Someday I need to collect up Kisume's hobo stories.
Release it as a book. It will be an instant win.
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Huh. Not the person I expected to be verbose. Interesting!
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Today is xyzzy, Gardener Day. Gardens are kinda weird - some people grow stuff to get a little extra food, some grow them to make the place look pretty, and some grow them just for fun. And some grow things because you can't get the results anywhere else... but you don't see people bragging about those.
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koakuma <3
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Today is qqrbrrbll, Monster Day. Monsters are scary! They're creepy critters that do all sorts of nasty things, and look like all sorts of weird things! Lots of people say they don't exist, but then why is everyone afraid of them? Well, as long as those monsters aren't actually people, at least...
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Today is snarfblat, Day of the Furies. Today pays tributes to these spirits of vengeance, lest they show up to celebrate in, uh, their own way. Make sure to take out your vengeance before someone else sends theirs to you! It really hurts that way.
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pffffffffffffffahahahahahahahaha
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I laugh every time you use that sadface expression Iku has. Every time.
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Does this comic mean that the sequel to Hopping Tenshi will be Hopping Koishi? I'd play that.
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Does this comic mean that the sequel to Hopping Tenshi will be Hopping Koishi? I'd play that.
A sequel/reskin already exists, starring Yamame. I think.
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(http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/2263/politicalcorrectnessday.th.png) (http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/2263/politicalcorrectnessday.png)
A sequel/reskin already exists, starring Yamame. I think.
Mus has been unable to locate it. I promise all the pearls of the Orient to the one who can deliver this.
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It is another version of the same game, but I don't know how to access it.
On time I wanted to play hopping tenshi and suddenly instead it was yamame hopping around with bouncy nets. Now it is just tenshi again. It may very well be that the newest version doesn't even habe yamame any more. :derp:
For reference. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2x4_7xTWow)
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OTL
Today is bees, Inexplicable Crossover Day! Today celebrates the bizarreness that comes about from bringing together two unrelated works of fiction. Or maybe a work of fiction with reality? No, that's usually a different category... either way, things get really weird if there's lots of differences between them!
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Brick gardening...
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I wonder if Yuka wants to grow golden fiddles so she can sell them to the devil to replace the ones he keeps losing to Johnny.
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Today is bums, Ketchup Day. Ketchup is a wonderful condiment made of tomato paste and water. Today celebrates the sacrifices of the many tomatoes used to keep our fried foods delicious!
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(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6896/monsterday.th.png) (http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6896/monsterday.png)
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GUYS I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN
HELP
Today is ???, Cue Day. Oh, it's my line now? Ooops! Sorry! Today everyone in Filgaia waits for a cue from someone else to move on with the act of their lives! People that live alone really hate it, though...
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Today is [date], Mollusk Day. Today we honor our boneless undersea brethren. They're also quite tasty, when not planning to conquer humanity. Shellfish are also tasty, but let's face it - they're basically underwater insects. That's right - shrimp are the cockroaches of the sea.
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GUYS I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN
AMERICA STILL NEEDS YOUR HELP!
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AMERICA STILL NEEDS YOUR HELP!
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT MAKE HOLIDAYS?
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Today is meeple, Vaccine Day. Today celebrates the scientific breakthrough of making people immune to diseases before having them! Or at least, only having a weak version of it to be ready for the real deal. I just wish there was a vaccine for failing classes...
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Today is [phlange], Noisy Neighbor's Day. Today we may give thanks that we do not have noisy neighbors, or come to terms with the fact that we do. In which case, it's important to consider starting with a diplomatic approach. Past that point, get creative!
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(http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/8145/inexplicablecrossoverda.th.png) (http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/8145/inexplicablecrossoverda.png)
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT MAKE HOLIDAYS?
THAT'S SWEETHOLIDICULOUS!
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Today is cheez, Flying Piano Day. Pianos don't normally fly, but when they do, things get wacky! Especially when they're flying straight down in those old cartoons... careful where you stand!
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So I had to take a friend across the county to work today. And in the process, didn't get home til nearly noon, and had completely forgotten about this. Also first ascension in Nethack and stuff.
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Today is Hiuhnger, Standoff Day! Standoffs are tricky situations where it's not clear who has the upper hand, if anyone, and no one really knows what to do. So nothing happens for a while until someone gets up the courage to do something. If you see someone today, don't look away from them until they make a move!
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If Mystia is out of quarters that must make it hard for her to make change.
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(http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/2802/cueday.th.png) (http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/2802/cueday.png)
If Mystia is out of quarters that must make it hard for her to make change.
Damn son. I walked right into that. Well played.
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Today is hhhh, Felicitations Day! Despite the word, today is a day of celebration for congratulating everyone you meet for something they've done! Of course, with so many people in Filgaia, sometimes it's difficult to come up with something on the spot. I'm not sure who you are, but congratulations!
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(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9008/molluskday.th.png) (http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9008/molluskday.png)
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I almost missed the fact that Marisa was there :V
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Today is hbugb, Polka Day. On this day, the streets are filled with dancers, with singers and instruments on every corner! The accordions aren't especially popular, though - a lot of them end up reported stolen...
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(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8854/vaccineday.th.png) (http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8854/vaccineday.png)
Borrowing from the book of Everett True again.
I almost missed the fact that Marisa was there :V
Can't let a good distraction go to waste.
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Eirin layin' down the cold, harsh truth, once again.
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Today is quark, Commerce Day! Today celebrates the basic cornerstone of Filgaia's economy: Buying and selling stuff between people! It's quite sensible, really, though I don't understand a lot of it. Now who can I sell this description to...
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(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6468/sday.th.png) (http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6468/sday.png)
Eirin layin' down the cold, harsh truth, once again.
You get tired of conspiracy theories when you're actually behind conspiracies.
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Eirin layin' down the cold, harsh truth, once again.
I'd take Parsee's DNA : (
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(http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/2549/flyingpianoday.th.png) (http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/2549/flyingpianoday.png)
I'd take Parsee's DNA : (
This is what you think. Then you'd get to the part where she wouldn't shut the hell up about the Rothechilds and the Reptilians and Chemtrails for like five minutes, then you'd strangle her.
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This is what you think. Then you'd get to the part where she wouldn't shut the hell up about the Rothechilds and the Reptilians and Chemtrails for like five minutes, then you'd strangle her.
When you have a Father who believes that the Moon Landings were fake and the dinosaurs were killed by humans with laser guns who just arrived from Mars to populate the planet or a Mother who believes every deity, including God and Jesus were aliens, it's not that bad.
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(http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/2549/flyingpianoday.th.png) (http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/2549/flyingpianoday.png)
Relevant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCYan_jHrIw)
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DECIBELS!
This is what you think. Then you'd get to the part where she wouldn't shut the hell up about the Rothechilds and the Reptilians and Chemtrails for like five minutes, then you'd strangle her.
my sister does this every day, I am immune now
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(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6468/sday.th.png) (http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6468/sday.png)
I do not know what is going on in this image, nor whether I should want to.
my sister does this every day, I am immune now
But does that mean you enjoy it? This is important.
Today is uuuuu, Apathy Day! Today is a day of... not really caring about the holiday, actually. Or about a lot of things. It's sort of depressing, really, but I guess it isn't THAT big a deal...
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(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/6176/standoffday.th.png) (http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/6176/standoffday.png)
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FIGHT THE MONOPOLY, DAI-CHAN!
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Today is KINNlnbub, Chair Cat Day. Cats like to sleep in chairs, particularly pre-warmed ones that you were just using until you got up. Sometimes this can be troublesome, especially when the cat in question tries to rip up your arms when you try to pick them up. Not to mention the guilt from interrupting the poor thing's rest...
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But does that mean you enjoy it? This is important.
....
.....I-I enjoy Parsee
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Your hesitation speaks volumes.
Today is sdga, Band Names Day! Today celebrates the many bizarre names given to musical bands of the modern era, especially the bizarre and nonsensical ones! Some of the odder ones strut their stuff today, though not very many of them are all that good. The Federal Duck wasn't that bad, considering, but...
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(http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/5779/felicitationsday.th.png) (http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/5779/felicitationsday.png)
FIGHT THE MONOPOLY, DAI-CHAN!
She will demand to be the dog, and things will stall.
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Today is [bwaaaairnt], Forgotten Board Games Day. On this day we open up the guest bedroom closet, the attic, or the crawlspace and blow the dust off of Parcheesi, Hungry Hungry Hippos or Don't Tip the Waiter and give them another shot. Mousetrap is surprisingly more fun played many years after the fact.
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Today is knlkgae, Day of the Purple Sun. Today is the anniversary of a legend in Filgaia about the sun turning purple one day. Of course, it also happened on the birthday of a king well-known for promoting mind-altering drugs, so people are pretty skeptical of whether it actually happened...
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(http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/8945/polkaday.th.png) (http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/8945/polkaday.png)
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Today is IOibg, Coolness Day! Today, everyone tries to be as hip and cool as possible. Of course, part of being hip and cool is not acknowledging when other people are, so not much is really accomplished. Yeah, sure, you're cool! Whatever...
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(http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/8945/polkaday.th.png) (http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/8945/polkaday.png)
this looks like beerfest in gensokyo
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(http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/8945/polkaday.th.png) (http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/8945/polkaday.png)
Wriggle will be an Accordion Thief in a future Z-Machine adventure. This picture confirms it.
...Maybe.
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Today is ugbigez, allergy day. Achoo! Allergies are that nasty thing that happens when your body decides to start overreacting to something that's probably benign. I don't know how they get started, but they're really annoying. I really liked cats...
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(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/558/commerceday.th.png) (http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/558/commerceday.png)
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(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/558/commerceday.th.png) (http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/558/commerceday.png)
Wriggle will be an Accordion Thief in a future Z-Machine adventure. This picture confirms it.
...Maybe.
I have not seen enough demonstrations of cyberpunk slang from the playerbase to properly consider a Wriggle Quest =[
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Today is MMDDYYYY, Akiyuki Shinbo Day. Once, life was normal. Suddenly, the background became surreal! Look down. Back up. Your head has been replaced with typographic art! Hopefully the budget will return by the final episode, or else we'll need to finish the series on DVD.
I have not seen enough demonstrations of cyberpunk slang from the playerbase to properly consider a Wriggle Quest =[
Today is MMDDYYYY, Alternate Dialect Day. I'm no SINner but at least those wage-slave shaikujins got solid employment; you know you're having a bad day when your creds come outta some whacked organlegger paying for a bag job and you wonder if he'll be jonesin' after your meat next.
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(http://img574.imageshack.us/img574/9761/apathyday.th.png) (http://img574.imageshack.us/img574/9761/apathyday.png)
Fittingly enough, it took several tries to get imageshack to care enough to want to upload this.
Edit: Holy shit, I might have to skip that one up a few days, Edible.
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Today is MMDDYYYY, Alternate Dialect Day. I'm no SINner but at least those wage-slave shaikujins got solid employment; you know you're having a bad day when your creds come outta some whacked organlegger paying for a bag job and you wonder if he'll be jonesin' after your meat next.
man I understood all of this I'm so proud of myself
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(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7564/chaircatday.th.png) (http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7564/chaircatday.png)
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I love how Yukari is actually hesitant to kick Chen off, while Utsuho is not hesitating to resort to ultraviolence.
Today is uohbo, Tome Day. Take a look, it's in a book! In this case, a monstrously huge and heavy one that may or may not be magical. Today, everyone risks opening a local tome, hoping it's not the one that turns into into rhubarb when you read it.
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So guess who went to Sugoicon today?
(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/876/bandnamesday.th.png) (http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/876/bandnamesday.png)
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Your sister? (http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/735/picture317f.jpg)
Today is gbsub, Basket Day. Baskets are a low-tech, convenient way to carry more stuff around! I'm not sure how they're really different from buckets, though. Maybe it's the shape? Or the material? I don't think I've ever seen a straw bucket before...
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So guess who went to Sugoicon today?
(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/876/bandnamesday.th.png) (http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/876/bandnamesday.png)
I dunno about Sugoicon, but judging from the band name there, I see someone's been to the Palindome recently.
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One--winged?
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(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/2856/forgottenboardgamesday.th.png) (http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/2856/forgottenboardgamesday.png)
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The best piece has and always will be the car.
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lol no
Thimble owns.
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(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3140/dayofthepurplesun.th.png) (http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3140/dayofthepurplesun.png)
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cleanest vampire innards in gensokyo
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lelelelelele
Today is 89hgg, Slime Day. Today celebrates those weird half-liquid things you find in the fridge, rising out of food uneaten for months or years at a time! People want to research whether it's actually capable of thinking, but it tends to be a lot safer to just throw it out.
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(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/5864/coolnessday.th.png) (http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/5864/coolnessday.png)
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chicks in suits
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lelelelelele
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(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3812/allergyday.th.png) (http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3812/allergyday.png)
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Is That So Yamame is fine in my book.
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Today is 2352, Neglect Day! Today is a day that no one does anything for, because no one bothers to. I mean, it's nice and all, but I keep forgetting, and it's not always worth the effort! Or at least, that's the theme of the day. Wait, didn't I have a pet turtle a few years ago?
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(http://img602.imageshack.us/img602/6707/akiyukishinboday.th.png) (http://img602.imageshack.us/img602/6707/akiyukishinboday.png)
Originally I was going to do this in full out ASCII and dedicate it to Dudley's Dungeon, but when you blow up some of those text boxes to 20 times their proper size, it's easy to accidentally scroll their clickable bits offscreen. =[
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YES
YES
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In order to compensate for the extended summer holidays which were introduced as a result of Ramadan, the Winter holiday this year is only about two weeks in length, and we return to school on the 2nd of January. It is tyrannical to demand the return of all students immediately after New Year's... but because the holiday is so short in length, I won't be able to go anywhere... for the first holiday in a long time I'll be staying at home with nothing at all to do :/
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(http://img602.imageshack.us/img602/6707/akiyukishinboday.th.png) (http://img602.imageshack.us/img602/6707/akiyukishinboday.png)
Hat.
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Today is 89t69gg, Danger Dance Day. In days of old, there was a very dangerous dance done on this dangerous day to defeat the dangers of dangerous demons. Dastardly!
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(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/7707/alternatedialectday.th.png) (http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/7707/alternatedialectday.png)
Hat.
It would have been less fun without them.
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... okay, I'm not going to try and decipher Kogasa's Wingdings. Someone cover that for me.
Shit, I had a good holiday idea but now I can't remember it.
Today is jubgwq, The End of Work! Really? Today no one has to work anymore?! Huzzah! Now I can catch up on my reading and go back to goofing around all day, just like when I was a kid! Wait, you mean it's only for the year?
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(http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/4668/tomeday.th.png) (http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/4668/tomeday.png)
... okay, I'm not going to try and decipher Kogasa's Wingdings. Someone cover that for me.
"What are you people even saying? what's going on? Why do I have to wear this stupid thing, Wriggle? You said there would be snacks!"
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(http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1580/basketday.th.png) (http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1580/basketday.png)
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She 'borrowed' that from Parsee, didn't she?
Today is yukata, Lateness Day! Today is a celebration of that little mistake of getting somewhere a little after when you're supposed to, usually leading to embarrassment and maybe getting yelled at by people that wanted you there earlier. Er... wait, or was this yesterday's holiday? Oh well!
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She 'borrowed' that from Parsee, didn't she?
What would Parsee have been doing with Kisume's bucket?
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What would Parsee have been doing with Kisume's bucket?
blocking government radio waves from space
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I meant the knife, you louts.
Today is uobg, Cane Day! Cane Day is a celebration for the elderly, where they can walk around and smack those rascally kids on the lawn with their canes all they want! Well, if they can catch them, at least... so I guess it's not much of a holiday.
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(http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/3379/slimeday.th.png) (http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/3379/slimeday.png)
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Today is ******, Oddball Day. Everyone knows that there are things in life we can never understand. Like why people hit each other with skulls. And why people love someone who has nothing in common with them. And so we celebrate these things on this day. Of course, it wouldn't be the same without something... odd happening... Right?
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Today is uobg, Dick Punching Day! The traditional punishment for marital infidelity in Filgaia is a good haymaker to the groin. Lots of people think it's just cruel and unusual punishment these days, but today still celebrates this highly effective deterrent by providing an opportunity to practice delivering them just in case! And trying to avoid being on the receiving end, for that matter...
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(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5228/neglectday.th.png) (http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5228/neglectday.png)
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(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/5545/dangerdanceday.th.png) (http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/5545/dangerdanceday.png)
Today we borrow a page from the Slaves School of Art and Design. And Death!
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Weirdbutt makes me think Suika's butt has a weakness.
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(http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/9707/theendofwork.th.png) (http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/9707/theendofwork.png)
Weirdbutt makes me think Suika's butt has a weakness.
Ex Boss of the sequel to Reisen Sniper.
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Ex Boss of the sequel to Reisen Sniper.
sayonara
sayonara
sayonara
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But who was Daredevil?
And does this mean Atlantis is canon?
Today is bubg, Power Strip Day! Today isn't about steam-powered strippers - it's about those things with lots of outlets on them that you plug into the wall in order to plug in a lot more things at once! Just don't use them on each other, or they can really mess themselves up...
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(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9909/latenessday.th.png) (http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9909/latenessday.png)
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Murasa got them drunbk, didn't she?
Today is ionbbv, Excitement Day. Oh my god! Today is the greatest day! Where everyone is excited and everything is fun! Where there's no need to be quiet and you can scream your lungs out! And why, you ask? Because!
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(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/9035/caneday.th.png) (http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/9035/caneday.png)
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(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/9035/caneday.th.png) (http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/9035/caneday.png)
The best part is that Kaguya is also an acceptable target.
Today is ubga, Antifreeze Day! It's awful when your car refuses to start in the dead of winter - then you can't go anywhere, and it's freezing while you try to fight with it to get it to work! Well, I guess it's not terrible if you can use it as an excuse to not go to work. Unless it refuses to start while you're AT work.....
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(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/7181/oddballday.th.png) (http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/7181/oddballday.png)
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Yukari censored by something that wasn't her usual gap? That IS odd. XD
I need to write these things more often.
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Today is >:D, Intrigue Day.
Today, everybody is encouraged to act as mysterious and insidious as possible. I bet you wonder why that is, eh?
Well, I could tell you, of course, but then I'd have to kill you!
...maybe.
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(http://img547.imageshack.us/img547/3227/dickpunchingday.th.png) (http://img547.imageshack.us/img547/3227/dickpunchingday.png)
Yukari censored by something that wasn't her usual gap? That IS odd. XD
I need to write these things more often.
The bars are easier to conceal a body with.
Also very yes.
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So now we have both face- and dickpunching day? I'll have to think about more things to punch.
Also this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WUcKgOav0c).
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chombatta
ahahaha christ
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(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/3351/powerstripday.th.png) (http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/3351/powerstripday.png)
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So does this mean that we can plug things into Iku's power strip if there's not an outlet nearby?
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I'd plug my thing into Iku, if you know what I mean.
Today is MMDDYYYY, Beep Day. Beep boop! Bop whirr bip blart. Beedlebeedlebeedle. Beep beep beep. Boopwhirr, bip bop beep honk. Awooogah!
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(http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/8325/excitementday.th.png) (http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/8325/excitementday.png)
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HOLY FLAMING JESUS ON A POGO STICK IS THAT A CAT?!?!?!
Today is [nyeeeeerrrrrn], Language Day. Correct language is that which is spoken by people, even if it doesn't jive with what some dude in a powdered wig who was totally crushing on Latin had to say. Today we split our infinitives, end our sentences with a preposition, and use "decimate" to mean "utterly destroy". Ain't it grand?
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(http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6503/antifreezeday.th.png) (http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6503/antifreezeday.png)
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"deck cowboy"
Mokou needing to "burn" some "ice"
Ahahahahaha fuck. :V
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Today is iboga, Bullshit Day! There is no holiday today. There's a pig fluttering through the air right behind you. Everyone loves to get spam mail. I am Iron Man. Filgaia does not exist.
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(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/9886/intrigueday.th.png) (http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/9886/intrigueday.png)
Mokou needing to "burn" some "ice"
Ahahahahaha fuck. :V
Was it intentional or a happy accident? You'll never know~
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Today is uobag, Laundry Day! Today is... uh, when everyone in Filgaia tends to run out of clean clothes. Usually people don't just go naked while cleaning them off, but sometimes there are people that really, really don't like wearing dirty clothes...
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[(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9539/languageday.th.png) (http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9539/languageday.png)
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[(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9539/languageday.th.png) (http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9539/languageday.png)
Yukari the Prescriptivist. I knew it.
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(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7705/bullshitday.th.png) (http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7705/bullshitday.png)
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(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7705/bullshitday.th.png) (http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7705/bullshitday.png)
Three days earlier:
(http://i53.tinypic.com/34g3szm.jpg)
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Yay, my first fanart!
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I probably should have replaced her hat with a lampshade or something.
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(http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/6470/laundryday.th.png) (http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/6470/laundryday.png)
I probably should have replaced her hat with a lampshade or something.
I wonder if anyone has ever actually done that? And if so, if they have since the fall of Hitler?
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(http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/6470/laundryday.th.png) (http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/6470/laundryday.png)
Took me a moment, but then I giggled. Well played.
I wonder if anyone has ever actually done that? And if so, if they have since the fall of Hitler?
Hey, someone has to be wearing these 'life of the party' lampshade hats.
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So not having sleeves is the equivalent of a pick-up line in Gensokyo...hmm.
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Ugh, I really gotta stop not doing things, don't I?
Today is iobga, Game Guide Day! Sometimes, it's just too much trouble to try and figure out all the secrets of a game yourself. So instead, you can get a book describing everything about the game in order to understand things before having to fight with figuring them out! Of course, sometimes this runs into problems when the guide's based on a beta or an incomplete translation...
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(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/128/gameguideday.th.png) (http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/128/gameguideday.png)
So not having sleeves is the equivalent of a pick-up line in Gensokyo...hmm.
In particular, Reimu approaching you while sleeveless is only a step or two above approaching while only wearing a smile.
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I am disappointed in all of you. =[
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So today is Disappointment Day, then?
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Today is Lateness Day! It's the day where everyone in Filgaia fails to meet their deadline, and we appreciate the fruits of being on time! But I'll get to that later, I have a paper that was due an hour ago!
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Fits the theme of all the people who missed their college application deadlines actually.
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I am disappointed in all of you. =[
You skipped my last one on accident, I think! Was waiting for it to come up again before submitting another.
Today is MMDDYYYY, Crying Babies Day. It's 1 in the freaking morning, family next door! Do something about the brat that screams himself to sleep every night, please - or move him away from the wall so he's not screaming next to my bed. ... But it might be best to let the kid cry himself out, or he'll grow up to be one of those children who yells at the top of his lungs for attention. That might be even worse.
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In particular, Reimu approaching you while sleeveless is only a step or two above approaching while only wearing a smile.
What if she's only wearing a smile and her sleeves?
Today is ibog4a, Paradox Day! Today is a day of contradictions, as things that never happened cause things that make it so that those things never happened. It's a really confusing cycle, so a lot of people end up getting dizzy and spinning around on the floor today... it's kinda silly.
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(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3580/cryingbabiesday.th.png) (http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3580/cryingbabiesday.png)
You skipped my last one on accident, I think! Was waiting for it to come up again before submitting another.
Naw, it was just useless =|
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Today is blargh, Chainsaw Day. Today we honor our favorite zombie-slaying weapon. Chainsaws are the reason that the zombie plague is too afraid to attack Filgaia. To tell you the truth chainsaws are one of the least effective things to use as a weapon, unless you're fighting a zombie tree or something... but the zombies don't know that.
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(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7641/paradoxday.th.png) (http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7641/paradoxday.png)
What if she's only wearing a smile and her sleeves?
Then she probably just got out of the bathroom.
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(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7641/paradoxday.th.png) (http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7641/paradoxday.png)
The foxtail apocalypse?
... sign me up.
Today is uioba, Bridge Day! Bridges are a great way to cross rivers without getting your feet wet - or ravines without having to climb down and up so far. Just make sure they're in good shape, or you might be in for a nasty fall! Or at least, a good soaking.
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Today is Farfegnugen, Tempura Day! Today is the day when we celebrate all the beautiful artworks that were made with this paint. ...Wait, that's tempera, not tempura? Why does the spelling matter? They sound exactly alike!
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(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7641/paradoxday.th.png) (http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7641/paradoxday.png)
Then she probably just got out of the bathroom.
Best day of the year <3
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Best day of the year <3
You say that now, but next year she has to do that with Komachi. =(
Today is snarfblat, Severed Head Day! I don't know if guillotines are the best way to execute people, but they're certainly dramatic - heads removed from the body are pretty scary! But what's REALLY scary is when the body keeps moving after that...
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Today is ________, Semi-obscure Reference day! Nothing feels quite as enlightening as following along an injoke for a long while and then figuring out the source of the joke! Like, for example, finding out why everyone talks about Filgaia. Boy, I feel pity for any poor sap that never got that reference until half an hour ago! A ha - ha...
Today is ________. Disappointment day! Actually it was suppose to be December 2nd, but someone missed out on the chance to fully flesh it out. I'm kind of disappointed that it worked out that way, to be honest.
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(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5457/chainsawday.th.png) (http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5457/chainsawday.png)
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(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5457/chainsawday.th.png) (http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5457/chainsawday.png)
Shortly thereafter:
(http://i53.tinypic.com/2jb3xgp.png)
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Today is ________, Alternate Spelling Day! Once upon a time, there was a Monkey King, "Goku". His story had many retellings. One such retelling became so popular that it became a TV Series where the Main character ended up growing into adulthood and having Grandchildren. Ever since then, the Monkey King had changed his name to "Gokuu".
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(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/3584/bridgeday.th.png) (http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/3584/bridgeday.png)
Shortly thereafter:
(http://i53.tinypic.com/2jb3xgp.png)
Holy shit, more fanart ;_;
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2-holiday-combo!
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Today is XXX, Vandalism Day.
Today everyone is allowed to let out the frustration they built up over the rest of the year by spraying curse words on statues, kicking over trash cans and taking down buildings with a sledgehammer.
I hope it won't be celebrated as much as last year, though. I am still paying for the new wall in the living room...
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Today is XXX+1, National Monument Day.
Today we celebrate our national monuments, reminders of our proud history and culture.
In Filgaia it is also the day where the new national monuments get chosen, becuase the old ones usually get blown up the day before...
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(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4479/tempuraday.th.png) (http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4479/tempuraday.png)
The recent influx of new entries pleases my gristled heart =]
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Today is \m/ (^A^) \m/, Obscure Music Day.
On this day we honour the countless great musicians that nobody has ever heard of because they are too busy listening to the new Justin Bieberlake single.
No matter how niche your taste, turn up the volume and be proud of yourself!
Let's dance!
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(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4479/tempuraday.th.png) (http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4479/tempuraday.png)
And this is why you smell your food before eating it. If it smells like paint, don't.
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(http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/2861/severedheadday.th.png) (http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/2861/severedheadday.png)
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Second best day of the year.
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Second best day of the year.
You have a headless people running into trees fetish? Holy shit!
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[quote author=It's Purvis! link=topic=6832.msg502759#msg502759 date=1291812057
You have a headless people running into trees fetish? Holy shit!
Yeah it sucks.
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(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1023/disappointmentday.th.png) (http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1023/disappointmentday.png)
How convienient! I have a lot of dissapointment to some people I know.
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Today is Broken Heater Day. We've all been there haven't we? Winter hits hard, windows freeze up and your heater decides to cut out when you need it most. For some it isn't too bad since piles of blankets aren't hard to find. But what about that one guy who lives in a shop? What could he possibly use to keep himself warm...
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Kanako couldn't keep her cupcake calm.
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(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8283/alternatespellingday.th.png) (http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8283/alternatespellingday.png)
[11:03] <rdj522> @dice 1d96
[11:03] <Keine> rdj522: 71
I see no problem with Marisa's assessment.
Today is e=mc^2, Garbage Day! Today is the day when you take out all that trash that's been piling up in your house. ...Maybe there'd be less of it to take out if Garbage Day came more than once a year...
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Patches is a good name for a kitten, right?
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(http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/4888/vandalismday.th.png) (http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/4888/vandalismday.png)
Patches is a good name for a kitten, right?
More of a dog name, really.
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(http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/4888/vandalismday.th.png) (http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/4888/vandalismday.png)
More of a dog name, really.
-15 catness, then
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(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/6883/nationalmonumentday.th.png) (http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/6883/nationalmonumentday.png)
Today's Holiday delayed by Grans playing solitaire for like two hours straight.
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(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/116/obscuremusicday.th.png) (http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/116/obscuremusicday.png)
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Grrreat.
I am still proud of "Justin Bieberlake". :P
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(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/116/obscuremusicday.th.png) (http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/116/obscuremusicday.png)
You know, I'm starting to think that maybe someone should probably beat the crap out of Reimu to curb her violent tendencies. :(
Today is MMDDYYYY, Stress Toy Day. My office has these squishy foam balls with our logo plastered on them. We're supposed to squeeze them rapidly to relieve stress, but they don't seem to be doing much good. As a result, we've just been using them as ammunition...
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(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9350/brokenheaterday.th.png) (http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9350/brokenheaterday.png)
You know, I'm starting to think that maybe someone should probably beat the crap out of Reimu to curb her violent tendencies. :(
We tried this in IaMP, IN, and SWR. Arguably she got worse.
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You'd think Alice would get out of the way before telling Shanghai to splode.
Today is ____, Fruit Juice Day! Fruits eventually rot, so in order to preserve their great taste, you can make juice out of them. It's usually a good idea to add something extra, too, if the fruit you're juicing is ordinarily sour. I wonder if the same could be done with meat, too?
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(http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/6750/garbagedayn.th.png) (http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/6750/garbagedayn.png)
You'd think Alice would get out of the way before telling Shanghai to splode.
She's immune to her own bombs, mook.
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(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8111/stresstoyday.th.png) (http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8111/stresstoyday.png)
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Today is BV , Wasted Science Day.
On this day we celebrate all the discoveries and inventions that seem completely useless and unnecessary.
The waterproof toothpaste; The exploding office chair; The nuclear powered sandwich;
Actually, I could think of a few uses for these...
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(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8111/stresstoyday.th.png) (http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8111/stresstoyday.png)
Daiyousei's a fairy, she'll grow back. ;_;
Today is MMDDYYYY, Gin & Tonic day. Tonic water used to be really bitter, because it was used to help fight malaria. People added gin to make it taste better. Today, tonic water is less bitter, but also isn't very helpful in fighting malaria - instead, it's mostly used to go with gin. And I'll take mine on the rocks.
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(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9350/brokenheaterday.th.png) (http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9350/brokenheaterday.png)
This one consistently fails to fully load for me.
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(http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/921/fruitjuiceday.th.png) (http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/921/fruitjuiceday.png)
This one consistently fails to fully load for me.
That is super weird. =I
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Today is asdghak, Spell Check Day. You know all those little mistakes you make in your writing sometimes? Today is the day when we correct them. It's more difficult to change the damage done by these typos after the fact, though...
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(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9287/wastedscienceday.th.png) (http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9287/wastedscienceday.png)
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(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9287/wastedscienceday.th.png) (http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9287/wastedscienceday.png)
Meanwhile, Orville Wright brings to the attention of his brother, Wilbur, the idea of "a blade that is designed to slice cucumbers." And feels somewhat embarrassed when Wilbur points out that they have a mandoline in the kitchen.
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Today is (http://i52.tinypic.com/2njftc4.gif), Crab Day. On this day we honor crabs the world over by doing everything sideways. That's right, not just walking, EVERYTHING. Plus, we spread the holiday spirit by acting crabby to anyone still doing things the forwards/backwards way.
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Today is thingammajing, Crustmas
This is the holiest day for followers of Pastrianity. It celebrates the time when their seviour Cheesus Crust gave his own life to redeem humanity from the Cornflakes and bring about the joyous era of Pizza.
...and now I am hungry.
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Oh, before I forget, I assume you know which date is supposed to go with Crustmass, yes? :3
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Today is Mrphlgh, the Day of Glorious Victory.
We celebrate this Glorious day, because on this day, Eternal President and Dear Leader Kim Il Sung swam to the bottom of the ocean on the back of a blue whale and killed the Great Crab Spirit to save Korea from typhoons, then resurfaced to defeat the Japanese army with his fists.
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I like this day, because I only had think about it for like five seconds before I knew what I wanted to do with it. More like this, please.
(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9584/spellcheckday.th.png) (http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9584/spellcheckday.png)
Oh, before I forget, I assume you know which date is supposed to go with Crustmass, yes? :3
New year's. Got it.
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I like this day, because I only had think about it for like five seconds before I knew what I wanted to do with it. More like this, please.
(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9584/spellcheckday.th.png) (http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9584/spellcheckday.png)
Now the chosen time has come! :derp:
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(http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/8716/crabday.th.png) (http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/8716/crabday.png)
Now the chosen time has come!
Exchange this world for...
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Exchange this world for...
A slightly larger one, with significantly fewer religious extremists?
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(http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/3386/thedayofgloriousvictory.th.png) (http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/3386/thedayofgloriousvictory.png)
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Today is @-,'-,'-- , Innuendo Day.
On this day we enhance our intercourse by passionately inserting things into it that make it seem as if we were talking about something else. Although I myself don't really enjoy such premature ejaculations...
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Today is @-,'-,'-- , Innuendo Day.
On this day we enhance our intercourse by passionately inserting things into it that make it seem as if we were talking about something else. Although I myself don't really enjoy such premature ejaculations...
I'll innuendo your day, if you know what I me--
/me is shot
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(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5751/innuendoday.th.png) (http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5751/innuendoday.png)
<rdj> Fixed the destination URL for you.
Edit: Gracias
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Today is zort, Children's Book Day. Today we relive our childhood and thumb through the books our parents used to read to us. Once I figured out how to read from them, though, my parents made me start reading books without pictures... Why did it have to be like that?
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I'll take a stab at this.
Today is blargh, Milk Day. On this day, we celebrate the chock full of calcium that we get from drinking milk. We thank the cows for giving us strong bones, teeth, and a healthy life. No sexual content was created because of this day.
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(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4908/sbookday.th.png) (http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4908/sbookday.png)
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Today is gluhwein, Backstabber Day. Today we think back of all backstabbers in history, and we honor them! Backstabbers, this day is for you!
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(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4908/sbookday.th.png) (http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4908/sbookday.png)
Komachi, your daughter does not need to be fixing your boat for you. You should have read something more suited to her talents, like "Introduction to Highway Robbery" or something.
Today is KHAAAAAAN, Day of the Rock of Ages. There once was a rock that could tell you the age of any object brought to it. ...Or, wait, maybe it was a legendary rock 'n' roll band that would be remembered through the ages... There are so many things it could be! Maybe that's its appeal?
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(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/424/crustmas.th.png) (http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/424/crustmas.png)
Komachi, your daughter does not need to be fixing your boat for you. You should have read something more suited to her talents, like "Introduction to Highway Robbery" or something.
I'd like to think it's more along the lines of "Oh shit I need a book and I need it fast before the corpses start piling up"
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(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/679/milkday.th.png) (http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/679/milkday.png)
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Today is ???, Overpowered Superheroes Day.
On this day, we celebrate the fact that the defenders of the world are so ridiculusly strong that no evil villain could ever defeat them. Thanks to the likes of Incredible Man, Mr. Awesome and God Bob, I can sleep peacefully every night!
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Today is (http://i52.tinypic.com/2njftc4.gif), Glow-in-the-Dark Day. Today we secretly coat random things with glow-in-the-dark paint, then when it gets dark we enjoy others' reactions to things glowing. But if anyone gets caught painting, they have to paint themselves too. Shame, shame!
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Today, the 26th of December, is Rehydration Day, during which the souls of humanity who thirst are fed water so they may survive to thirst again; their suffering is cured to bring about the re-occurence of suffering.
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(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3816/glowinthedarkday.th.png) (http://img28.imageshack.us/i/glowinthedarkday.png/)
So many things coming up and delaying this. =I
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Today is jarate, Weird Accent Day.
Awn zees deh wee saylebraid ze coaltooral deafvercity orf Feelgaia buy umbrahzing id's mayknee diefferunt exxents, prayferrebluy ull awt ze sawm teim.
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(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8766/rehydrationday.th.png) (http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8766/rehydrationday.png)
Edit: You know, I'm surprised it's taken me this long to dyslex that.
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Today, the first of January, is the day upon which all humans unite to celebrate the conception of the Calendar, the invention of which has allowed us to schedule our days, and thus bury our lives beneath the burden of repetition.
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(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8766/rehydrationday.th.png) (http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8766/rehydrationday.th.png)
I don't think this is what you wanted to link...
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(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4189/weirdaccentday.th.png) (http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4189/weirdaccentday.png)
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Today is HURTZ!, Unhealthy Food Day.
I love this holiday! Grab your Cockatrice Nuggets and down some Mushroom Dew, it's a feast for everyone!
*NOM*
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(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8766/rehydrationday.th.png) (http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8766/rehydrationday.png)
Edit: You know, I'm surprised it's taken me this long to dyslex that.
Oh my god I just realised you did mine :derp:
Today is lucky quarter day. Everybody today shall discover a lucky quarter. What they do with it is entirely up to them.
Bear in mind that this is in excess of 1.5 billion dollars.
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(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/8620/unhealthyfoodday.th.png) (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/8620/unhealthyfoodday.png)
Oh my god I just realised you did mine :derp:
Today is lucky quarter day. Everybody today shall discover a lucky quarter. What they do with it is entirely up to them.
Bear in mind that this is in excess of 1.5 billion dollars.
Sure did! But that one, and this one:
Today, the first of January, is the day upon which all humans unite to celebrate the conception of the Calendar, the invention of which has allowed us to schedule our days, and thus bury our lives beneath the burden of repetition.
Need to have their formatting fixed, as per da OP.
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Come on, people, I we need more holidays!
Today is ?3 section a), Scratching Day.
Scratching is contagious, but why is that? Whatever the reason, today we scratch ourselves to get other people scratching themselves, too. I hope nobody gets sore...
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Today is (http://i52.tinypic.com/2njftc4.gif), It's Probably Nothing Day. This is a day when we can just relax! Don't worry about that sound, it must be the wind or something! There isn't anyone back there...r-right? Right?? RIGHT?!
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Today is NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED., Star Day! Today, we celebrate all the applications of stars out in the cosmos! Of course, most are too far to move to, and you can't see by their light. Really, they're kinda useless...
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(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/3073/sprobablynothingday.th.png) (http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/3073/sprobablynothingday.png)
Koakuma will maintain that expression after Kogasa inevitably urameshiyas in front of her.
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Nah, I say Patchouli Royal Flares her first. :3
Today is Troll Day. No, not that kind of troll. You see, many people have a laugh out of somebodies mis-placed hopes; especially when it can't possibly be anything else BUT that thing you never thought about. So, let us do something really evil to someone today... And announce our latest rip-off!
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Today is *stabbed*, Apathy Day.
As life becomes more and more stressful and complicated, sometimes one just needs a day where you don't give a duck about anything. Then again, I am not really interested in telling you about this holiday. Not today.
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(http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1681/starday.th.png) (http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1681/starday.png)
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Today is MMDDYYYY, Miscellaneous USB Device Day. Humans are brilliant at inventing things that plug into other things, and USB is a great combination of a low-power supply and a data transfer method. A miniature fridge? A singing flower? A reading lamp? A crystal ball? A USB hub, which - if you like USB hubs - allows you to plug a USB hub into your USB hub so you can use USB devices while you use other USB devices? Not to mention it's shaped like a doggie bowl.
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A USB hub, which - if you like USB hubs - allows you to plug a USB hub into your USB hub so you can use USB devices while you use other USB devices? Not to mention it's shaped like a doggie bowl.
:o
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Today is *stabbed*, Apathy Day.
As life becomes more and more stressful and complicated, sometimes one just needs a day where you don't give a duck about anything. Then again, I am not really interested in telling you about this holiday. Not today.
We had this one already.
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We had this one already.
Ffffffffffcryptomnesia gets me again.
Okay, fine, screw you. :derp:
Today is HURRR, Cryptomnesia Day.
Sometimes you remember something, but your mind thinks you came up with what you are remembering on your own. So on this day, we uphold memory of all the poor souls who got tickled to death for unwittingly committing plagiarism.
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Today is MY MIGHT CANNOT BE MATCHED, Roleplaying Day! Today, we all pretend to be someone or something else. The really devoted fans even come up with elaborate disguises. Since there are a lot of really devoted fans in Filgaia, it can get really confusing at times... but that's half the fun! At least, that's what they tell me.
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Today is (http://i52.tinypic.com/2njftc4.gif), ███████ Day. On this day we █████████████████████ by ████ing everyone ███████████████████████. Many ██████ists ███████ this holiday, calling it "██████████████████████████████████████████████" But anyone with half a █████████ knows better than to █████████ to them, so it's ████ if we go ahead and █████████!
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Ahahahaha, greatness!
Today is [Here could be your advertisement!], Shoelaces Day.
Could you imagine a world without shoelaces? People would loose their footwear all the time, and we couldn't laugh at other people tripping over them anymore! So today, we celebrate these magical threads that tie the world together!
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Today is KWEH, Tactics day.
today is the day where we must carefully plan out every move, and then enact on those moves. Most people cheat, and try to change tactics as things progress! Then again, they say no plan survives contact with the enemy.
Today is WARK, Imaginary Animals day.
Today is the wonderful day where we celebrate our companionship with the mystical creatures that don't actually exist. Sadly, unlike real animals, you can't pet them, or rub their belly. I wonder if they feel lonely because of that.
Today is KUPO, Apathy da-*shot*
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Censored Yukari always worries me.
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How can you loose footwear that don't have shoelaces?
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How can you loose footwear that don't have shoelaces?
By kicking them off.
8)
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I'm surprised Marisa isn't stealing books behind Patchouli's back.
Today is (http://i52.tinypic.com/2njftc4.gif), Upper Class Food Day. On this day we eat nothing but the fanciest of fancy and expensive food! Just remember, whatever you do, DON'T EAT THE PARSLEY.
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Today is BALLZ TO YOU!, Excuse Day
On this day everyone gives flimsy reasons for things they do and have done.
I would, too, but I, uh... have a... food... in the oven... Bye!
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I'm surprised Marisa isn't stealing books behind Patchouli's back.
She's still back at home trying to figure out how to write "Walk in, take books, leave." In a way that both doesn't restrict her movement, and also seems more detailed than her usual plan of "Walk in, take books, leave."
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5979/imaginaryanimalsday.th.png) (http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5979/imaginaryanimalsday.png)
"...Alice? where's Shanghai?"
I actually got a chill just reading that phrase, somehow.
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In a curious turnabout, this took forever to upload.
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Come on people, the Dr. is almost running dry again!
Today is [][][][][], Yesterday Day
On this day we not only look back on the past days, we also look back on all the times we looked back on the past days. This also means that with each new year, there is more to look back to!
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Today is VIVIVIVIVIVIT, Time Capsule Day. On this day we get a container, fill it with things that represent the present (and things we just don't want anymore), then bury it so that every year, people in the distant future can dig one up and be totally confused as to what the hell the stuff in it is. We would dig up a time capsule from the distant past, too, but there aren't any yet since this holiday was only recently established.
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Today is ?????, Body-Swap Day! What's that? Impossible you say? PAH! You're now an idiot then! For the next 24 hours, you will be zapped into the body of another. Now go and have fun. Because you'll be in for a surprise when you find out what I'VE been doing... Sorry, YOU'VE been doing. <3
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Today is [blegh], Donut Day. Today, we celebrate these rings of sweet sugary goodness by forcing all places that sell donuts to give them away for free. Hopefully, there won't be a shortage of jelly-filled like last year...
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I am now imagining Mystia using her night-blindness in conjunction with BROFIST.
...Yes. Very yes.
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Oh gosh. And there's me thinking what Rinnosuke would do as one of the girls... I'm not sure if I want to picture it.
Today is ?@$!, Pain Day. Oh yes. People like pain, or so I've heard. Apparently people go round town asking others to hit them; I can't remember what they were called though. Whatever the case, today we take a leaf out of their book and ask to be pleased. Just... don't over do it; no one likes an overkill... I think.
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I am now imagining Mystia using her night-blindness in conjunction with BROFIST.
...Yes. Very yes.
You're a cruel man.
Oh gosh. And there's me thinking what Rinnosuke would do as one of the girls... I'm not sure if I want to picture it.
Is the opposite no less horrifying?
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Today is (? )<, Whale Day.
On this holiday we celebrate the majesty of our giant singing underwater relatives. People eat krill, take long swimming trips and communicate entirely in song. If only my neighbours weren't tone deaf...
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Today is XXX, Lalli Day. According to legend, freeholder Lalli slew Bishop Henry of Finland with an axe on the ice of lake K?yli?nj?rvi in K?yli?.
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Today is YYY, Noobrance Day. This is a day for us to have flashbacks of when we were newbies. Why, I remember back when...
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Today is >:{, Unreasonable Rage Day.
No! I don't WANT to talk about this holiday! It makes me angry!
AND WHY THE HELL IS THE SKY NOT GREEN?!
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Today is }{}{}{}{, Pillow Fight Day.
Most adults don't want to admit it, but come on, pillow fights are fun! Although I hope the free-for-all on the town square will have less casualties than last year...
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Today is YODAWG, Break Break Day. On this day we take a break from our break by celebrating a holiday for the first time in two or three days! Just don't overdo it?otherwise you'll need to take a break from taking a break from your break!
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Today is AAAAAAH, Spontaneous Combustion Day.
There is an urban legend that anyone could burst into flames any moment, simply because the cells in their body are badly coordinated. Scientists deny this, of course, but I am still wonde- *FOOF*
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Today is OMGASH'SPIKACHU, Pointless Giveaway Day. On this day, a certain store begins offering a nearly (if not completely) useless free gift just for visiting them. Most people won't pay it any mind, but some collector types will go all the way to another city in order to get it.
EDIT (not part of the description): No offense to the collectors; I am one of them.
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/me falls off his chair*
Ahem, as I was saying:
Today is SPARTA, Blasphemy Day.
Being pious sure is tough. Go to the temple every day, don't eat eat pork...
So today, everyone is encouraged to do the opposite of what their religion tells them to do! Except for the Church of Oxymoros, which tells its followers to celebrate this holiday...
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Today is February 2, Groundhog Day. On this day, a time loop occurs, traditionally broken by positioning lights around a groundhog's burrow so that it will have exactly half a shadow. Nobody knows why, but this half-shadow somehow breaks the time loop. In recent years, though, people tired of this tradition break the time loop simply by staying up all night.
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Today is Interrobang, Antiquated Language Day.
Lo, t'is a glorious day! Every man hath to speak in tongues from the days of yore!
Well, at least what ye movies maketh them believe they sounded like. Forsooth!
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