became the undisputed leader of Touhou-related written works.
...who are you again?Isn't it sad, UD? D:
oooooh. Shits hit the fan(http://img2.gelbooru.com//samples/85/sample_434bdd96aef7b161ea7c067aadedc312c9119c55.jpg?574459)
Get in line, UD! Ruro, I, and our respective manliness have a score to settle first! Ruro! It is time to face the music, smell the coffee, and open your eyes to the fact that I AM A MANLIER MAN THAN YOU CAN EVER HOPE TO BECOME, MADE OF MANLINESS FAR MORE MANLY THAN YOU CAN EVER ASPIRE TO HAVE!Says the godmother to the global mod.
This is MTG - MANLY TESTOSTERONE GUY, pulling off the Cho-Aniki pose!
/me pulls off pose....albeit rather comically~
You guys are so mean to each other D:You have the most fitting title ever.
Clearly we need to see a UD+Ruro colab.
Also Gap is trying too hard
Remixed Cherry Blossom had Yukari being extremely out of character and malicious.
Yukari
malicious
out of character
I don't understand.(http://img1.gelbooru.com//images/476/e00f55dc5eb4b7fe3b69aae7fb397d2154fc46a8.jpg?601317)
scuse me but what exactly is going on here oh goshGoodyear is one word, that's what!
Also, your favorite Touhou character sucks. Shikieiki sucks. Phantasmagoria of Flower View? More like Crap Crap of Crap Crap. You don't really like flowers, Ruro. It's all base, empty sex appeal, you shallow woman.
Goodyear is one word, that's what!Letty changed my name to this. :C Not me.
Letty changed my name to this. :C Not me.And with good reason too :V
I'm gonna say right now that it was Ruro who has inspired me to write a fic.She's also trying to steal your waifu :V
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5046/touhouorinwatches.gif)
Letty changed my name to this. :C Not me.Khumo (Khumode) is also spelled wrong
You have the most fitting title ever.But it's hard ;_;
Now get out there and get MANLY!
I say there should be a contest.
They have to create the best writing piece they've ever made. Three actually.
There are three writing pieces that they must write, each with a different theme.
The first must include detail,
The second must include comical stuff,
and the third must contain seriousness.
You have a week to complete this challenge
The winner takes all.
Touhou yaoi!RinnosukeX??
But it's hard ;_;Okay here I'll give you somewhere to start.
I DON'T KNOW HOW
Okay here I'll give you somewhere to start.That...sounds like it'd be really cold. There's snow outside! D:
Go outside, rip off all your clothes off your body by tearing them to shreds with your bare hands, and scream on the top of your lungs "WHO WANTS SOME!"
Your testosterone is sure to shoot up to astonishing levels.
That...sounds like it'd be really cold. There's snow outside! D:All the better man.
That...sounds like it'd be really cold. There's snow outside! D:
RinnosukeX??
Unless you're willing tofutamake another character into a man...
I went outside and took my jacket off....I immediately started shivering.Not quite, but you're getting there.
Does that count? :S
Hahahaha oh wow, UD. You really have sunk low.fixed
Time for me to come clean. When I was seventeen years old, I looked up to you. Yes, I know. How shameful it is for me to admit it!
You were the awesome trailblazer who had set a standard for all of us aspiring fanfiction writers; one day, we too could put pen to paper, fingers to keyboard, and with dedication and hard work, create a masterpiece that would set right all the wrongs of the fanfiction genre. So I clawed my way to the top, in the harsh environment of the Touhou Imageboard-- I had no money, so I couldn't afford a fancy website like Usually Dead dot fucking com-- and slowly made myself a reputation, as the new literary paragon of Touhou fanfiction.
And who else was up there but you! You, my idol, who then turned around and wrote Remixed Cherry Blossom. I mean, what the fuck was that all about?! You cater to your fanboyism and create YUYUKO OF NAZARETH, SAVIOUR OF HUMANKIND and make her the focal point of RCB?! What the fuck was that?! You talk big about "life experience" and "wisdom", but your many years (and oh man, there are plenty of them) have obviously not helped you learn that you shouldn't let your gushing fanboyism over your Mary Sues-- whoops, I meant "favourite characters"-- take precedence over basic things like PLOT.
You are nothing but a disappointment, UD. When I got to your level, I saw that I hadn't even come very far from the bottom. Yeah, I'm young, I concede that. But after seeing what your countless millenia of experience have given you, ie: the writing skill of a pimply thirteen-year-old who bangs his Yuyuko dakimakura to the tune of Border of (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqqy-NHlHmI)Extacy every night-- it's no mark of shame to say that I'm young, since my sheer raw talent is what makes me write better than you do.
Also, Shikieiki bashing? Coming from a committed boobghost fan? I'm sorry, I've got to clean off my monitor, that sentence made me spit my juice all over it. Next time you decide to bash my choice in characters, make sure yours isn't a shallow, pathetic excuse for a final boss.
And if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go draw Shikieiki fanart now. Yeah, you heard me. Draw. Not all of us are confined to one artistic talent, you know. Peace, bitch.
I went outside and took my jacket off....I immediately started shivering.
Does that count? :S
No, do fight. I've got 50 bucks on Ruro!yes,but with love...with stories! (waiting for a shounen-ai (well...at least is good have hope XD))
You guys both suck. Everyone knows who the true greatest writer in the western Touhou Fandom is.(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8644/tumblrkse41ywklo1qa6tp5.jpg)
KRIEG.
SAFFE.
NUMBER.
NINE.
BITCHES.
You better not fight with kindness. I've got money on this, I expect to see some fisticuffs!
You guys both suck. Everyone knows who the true greatest writer in the western Touhou Fandom is.
KRIEG.
SAFFE.
NUMBER.
NINE.
BITCHES.
You want to watch an old man and a girl slappy fight?I want someone (Ruro) to kick the shit out of someone else (UD) So I can win some fucking money ($$$)!
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5046/touhouorinwatches.gif)
AlsoWhat is it from anyway?
Thanks for taking my gif =(
What is it from anyway?
No this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkjtctcuQ9Q)(http://i33.tinypic.com/b8wfb6.jpg)
Let no one make little of you because you are young.
for the posterity.
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o20/Heiwa_album/UDVSRURO.jpg)
Freaking awesome picture.Oh god thank you, that is amazing.
The best one is the one that comes to visit me.
and what of the looser? what if a tie?
WHAT IF A BEAR!?
If it's a bear, I'll send them to you.
UK, your thoughts: is UD a candidate for having a master and getting dom'd? Because frankly, there's a fine line between self-effacement and getting off on suffering, and since I'd rather not try the opposite by praising UD in order to bring him down (what's to praise? I am disappoint) and he's crossing it with a whip pointing in the wrong direction.
Anyone can get dommed given a sufficiently dominant presence. Just as anyone can dominate given a sufficiently submissive presence. As for UD, he doesn't give off a submissive presence so much as um...willfully puts himself in situations where he should be taking emotional damage. I don't know what he is, but he doesn't really register for me as far as BDSM goes. He doesn't play the submissive part very well, but he certainly seems to enjoy humiliation. I guess...whatever makes him happy :S.
At any rate, has anyone compared UD's fanfiction to that of Chris-chan's Sonichu yet?
Ruro on the left , UD on the right. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TalkingIsAFreeAction)
(http://h.imagehost.org/0010/supesvshulk18sq.jpg) (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0010/supesvshulk18sq)
CLASH OF THE TITANS
Ruro, UD, I'm happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Kilgamayan's one of the best fanfic writers of all time.This man here knows what be up.
it's only a matter of time before you remake Haru as a staggeringly handsome polylinguist who is a mathematical wizard, a sports all-star, with a gorgeous singing voice and plays multiple instruments, has psychic powers, and will be irresistable to the opposite sexSo basically the male version of the Sikieiki in your head? No wonder you managed to type that out so easily.
Keep this thread going, maybe UD will get caught up enough to not post anywhere else :V(http://i45.tinypic.com/2igd4qw.jpg)
WHY THE HAET PEOPLE?This.
WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE LOVE IN THIS FORUM GUYS? D:
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!But then where would the entertainment come from?
You 3 are auto-/in for Kilga's game of mafia ya'hear.
You 3 are auto-/in for Kilga's game of mafia ya'hear.Ruro would rather die than play Mafia.
Why exactly are they even fighting in the first place?
Go UD! Your so much better then that ruro. :V
Ego
Zewi's avatar
You're ancient, UD.
though only 31
only 31
Usually Dead
Age:
24
You're ancient, UD.
Fight hard, for the embodiment of terror is at your side giving you strength to do the impossible.
imgSorry Mouse but
I'm outie.And I'm innie.
I'll slowly forget about you, just as the rest of history will, as I write the fiction that defies philosophical meaning, swashbuckling misadventure and heart-aching romance for Yuyuko
I have here a volume of Mafalda(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3166/20060412011117gibiartig.jpg)
Hmm, yeah, true ...Meiling is Awesome :V
But on the other hand, A-F isn't the one who did basically the only original thing I've ever seen anyone do with the "lol sakuya is jealous of china-tits" thing. Sorry, A-F, for the purposes of this thread, I'm sticking with my Kilga write-in. |3
A-F clearly wins for writing THE CHAIRthis until i see a sequel
In the end none of you win because it was Ammy who did that fanfic of Cirno humping a table corner.
There are many empty places in the world which, in secret, contain multitudes. Some are fragile paradises: Strawberry Heaven, where at the peak of the vine-strewn mountain one can count the seats in the Invisible Clergy. Some simply are: the House of Leaves, whose empty darkness is vast enough to swallow the earth. Some are dismal hells: the Maw, the vast digestive organ whose every mouth is a Bag of Devouring. Then there are places so unspeakable they frighten the hells themselves. There is one that is worst of all.
Its name is Gensokyo.
* * *
It began with Yukari.
One day, in the Emperor's court, Yukari Yakumo rose from a portal bedecked with crimson ribbon. The Emperor cried, "Sorceress! You have teleported from my wife! Now her life's blood is spilled, her sweetbreads scattered across the floor! My joy, my love, is dead! Why have you done this, witch?"
Yukari was heard to say, "Well, I was going to borrow some rice, but I guess this means I'm queen now. That's the rule." Before the king could raise protest, Yukari sat across his lap and addressed the people of Japan: "Create for your queen a monument that will rise to the heavens and dwarf the works of man; it is this, or I shall bridge the gap between the Beginning and the End, and all the universe shall end. Now git! That bitch isn't going to reach the moon by itself."
When progress on the monument seemed lacking, Yukari said, "Well, what's taking so long?"
"You have just made the announcement, my queen," said a meek messenger, who only now turned to find his horse.
"Lazy bastards. I should just end the universe right now."
"Off my lap," said the Emperor through grit teeth. Yukari responded by further entrenching herself into his lap.
For several terrible months, Yukari ruled Japan from the seat of the Emperor's lap, annihilating whoever rose against her and letting the empire sink further into night. With all the engines of war and peace turned to the creation of Yukari's grim monument, the enemies of the Land within and without grew daring and strong. Fiends of all sorts rose to prominence, feasting on the peasants and nobility alike. Distant war-drums beat with incessant eagerness. The end seemed to breathe down the neck of the Land of the Rising Sun.
In his desperation, as Yukari slept in an alcohol-addled haze, the Emperor sought the highest priests in all the lands and begged them for a solution to Yukari's iron-fisted rule. All but one agreed that Nippon must now turn to the only gods who answered the prayers of the faithful. Only Hakurei, that willful priestess, refused to invoke the Great Old Ones.
Together, the priests and Emperor compelled the hands of three earthbound gods: Chagnaur Faugn, the perverse living parody of humanity's futile little religions; Rhan-Tegoth, the fetid amphibian fiend whose blood-drinking tentacles writhe in the hearts of all carnivorous beings; and Ubbo-Sathla, the amorphous sorcerer-god of the lonely kingdom of Earth. The Emperor begged them to make a prison to hold the unnatural beings plaguing the empire, that Japan may again know a moment's peace. The gods agreed to pool their efforts in exchange for a stake in the otherspace they were to create. Startled that the gods demanded so little payment, the Emperor agreed, and so the gods set to make their dark work. All the humans had to do was try and make a deal with Yukari.
The next day, after Yukari finished vomiting the previous evening's dinner, the Emperor approached her with an offer: if she would reside in a stately otherworldly palace during the creation of her monument, she could reside in ultimate luxury without having to ponder the slowness in action of all her servants. Yukari found the offer appealing, on the condition that she be able to take as many servants as she wished. The Emperor said, "Of course, my lady. How can we turn down the desires of a queen? I assume you'll want only the most powerful of servants..."
Yukari gathered, with her ridiculously strong magical abilities, all the myriad fiends and spirits of the empire, and bid them to the land the Emperor specified--behind the Hakurei shrine. As the assembled armies of spirits watched, a marvelous thing took shape. A vast sphere coalesced from the cold morning air, bending and refracting light and space like sunlight on a pool of gasoline-stained water. A shining door burned open, and beyond was a vast and verdant forest. Yukari, claiming the work entirely her own, invited every beast--and several villages of weeping, screaming humans--into the otherspace, which she dubbed, on the spot, Gensokyo. The beasts and their human chattel flooded into the otherspace, an unspeakable parade yet to be equaled in the daylight. The Emperor and his priests watched as the last of the monsters, a scattering of fairies, flew into the otherspace; when the last had entered, the door shut, and the aberration faded from view.
And in its place were the avatars of the three gods.
"In this place," said Chagnaur Faugn, "I shall raise a mirror to all human society. As the weak labor and die at the will of the strong, so shall the weak labor and die beneath cruel and unspeakable masters. There shall be gods here, gods whose whims are as unpredictable as any human's, and whose powers are comparable to the least of the Old Gods. As man preaches love and peace and practices hatred and war, so too shall this land be the domain of violent hypocrites."
"In this place," said Rhan-Tegoth, "shall prosper the hungry and sharp-toothed. The nights shall sing with the baying of jackal-gods. The spirits shall eat without ceasing. The only law will be the law of the jungle, that the sharpest teeth and fastest claw will reign over the meek. For as long as this place exists, there shall be an unceasing feast of bloody flesh and intoxicating delights, all at the expense of the least among the greatest."
"In this place," said Ubbo-Sathla, "shall I secret away the greatest of magics. Here the privileged shall be gifted with arts man may use to finally better this wasteful, shameful world. The mystic lore of ages shall reside in the hearts of crude, self-interested brutes who shall squander their gifts as they squander the lives of mortals and the most fragile of their own sisters. No man may seek these treasures without knowing final death."
And above the three, a shining figure burst from the sky. This was no Old One, but an Elder God. "Of course," chortled Nodens, "you would be so dramatic as to confine the horrors of man in this place. But you presume too much. For while the world is plagued with the selfish, mighty, and cruel, so too is it armored and nurtured by the selfless, brave, and kind! They are but men--and such glory they shall bring to your 'hell!' In the end, though you brag of man's worthlessness, shall the meek inherit the earth, shall the downpresser-man know his truest worth in the weight of the human spirit, shall wonder tame the horrible."
From the cowering priests and Emperor came Hakurei. In her hands were the mightiest weapons of mankind. "So it shall be," she said. "Great Nodens, I shall police this land, and by my spear and spell shall the demons within be tamed!" With a thunderclap, she tore open the way to the otherspace and slid in like a leech in an open wound.
"Who was that?" asked Nodens. "Never mind; for these shall be my agents. They are the greatest of humanity, the song of courage that will keep the earth fighting until it is finally champion of its vices. Behold!" And with a sweep of his silver hand he created two tiny beings. They were, in appearance, plump-cheeked, dazed-looking heads--a blobby, gentle parody of the Emperor and the Hakurei priestess.
"...What do they do, exactly?" asked the Emperor.
"They shall take it easy," said Nodens.
"Take it easy!" assured the heads, and they scooted into the otherspace behind Hakurei.
"Oh, how easy they shall take it," said Nodens; and with that, the three avatars and the god himself disappeared.
"Well," the Emperor said, "I suppose I'll have to find a new wife now. Tell me, where might I find a woman who will not object to sitting on cakes?"
And thus was the beginning of Gensokyo--the darkest hell of man's heart, in which thrive the brightest glory of man's soul. One day they shall rise up and excise the tumors that rule the phantasmagoric kingdom of ten million devils.
Until then, they will take it easy.
Meiling is Awesome :VYes, that's the point. |3
this until i see a sequelHe had Dan-Heron write one, containing an actual resolution ...
Meiling is Awesome :V
I love youYou might want to get triangles one of these for Christmas then (http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120465697538&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT)
Meiling
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bed.fixed for great ease
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/kkuri4.png)
Hmm, yeah, true ...
But on the other hand, A-F isn't the one who did basically the only original thing I've ever seen anyone do with the "lol sakuya is jealous of china-tits" thing. Sorry, A-F, for the purposes of this thread, I'm sticking with my Kilga write-in. |3
this until i see a sequelflattered, I am.
He had Dan-Heron write one, containing an actual resolution ...
Krieggsaffe
As long as we're discussing authors for awesome stories, I'll make my monthly shout-out to Anon-Fairy and his Middle Eastern Terrorist Reisen, who is still my all-time favorite Touhou fanfic character. <3
but I did Mei Ling and SakuyaSee, I don't actually consider this a good thing. :PSM SCAT
Middle Eastern Terrorist Reisen(0_o)
Benny also deserves credit for "You Are The Fairies".Man, how did I forget this one
This thread has suddenly gone from very epic to extraordinarily so.(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/228/excellentfrog.jpg)
(0_o)
Wait, what?
I humbly request to be taught about this at once.
I'd point out that A-F covers subjects none of you three have ever CONSIDERED covering, like the effects of getting raped by a chair, or the brown note. I have yet to see any of you so called "Titans" come up with anything so original.
Normally I would agree that Rurot has lost. But even with that bookmark, she's outclassed her opponent so bad that her failure is more of a D- in comparison.Your opinion is respectable, sir.
In short: Both killed and mangled.
Remilia Scarlet would rip Edward Cullen's fucking dick off and shove it down his throat.(http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/2843/twilightrape.png)
An insufferable fanbase full of fucking retards.Sorry but game over Ruro (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=65)
...my sweet, smart, sassy and sexy lolimage...
...So when do you start talking about Remi?
Patchouli bashing
UD's trumpeting Remilia? Changed my mind, Mima wins.I have to agree [nsfw]http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=652291[/nsfw]
ITT there are no winners.Yeah, of course. But we can watch them fight until one is too embarassed to continue, right?~
You guys obviously don't understand the point of this. UD is actually close to winning right now.So nanoka? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThirtyXanatosPileup)
Suikama, I knew I loved you for a reason.Hi5 for Meiling love
MEILING KICKS UNIVERSAL ASS OF ALL THAT STANDS IN THE WAY
YOU HAVE A BORING-ASS ARGUMENT FOR EIGHT PAGES?
WELL, SON
YOU GONNA GET MEILING'D
Hey guys what's going on over here?Oh shit it's Rumia!
Oh shit it's Rumia!
(http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/8759/7052798ed752d6366fb3efd.jpg)
Fight Meiling Fight!
(http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/289/4e39828fdb841b17f29fcf0f98a6d8fa5b9b6133.jpg?292348)
Hey Meiling!
Yeah? What is it Rumia?
Come over hear so I can tell you something~
Hmm? What's that?
(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/8176/fc6bb9d7537556635af038b.jpg)I... Is that so?
I got a scarf.
I got new pants. It's getting cold out, isn't it?YOU... YOU...
DOUBLE MEILING
Okay, Ruro. Enough is enough.(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6046/getinthecarb.jpg)
We need to meet and duke this out in person.
You said you wanted me to come to Colorado? You wanted to try to kick my ass?
Let me take you right the fuck up on that offer.
*Usually Dead gets in the car.
getinthecarb.jpgDammit I was just about to make a lion joke :V
This thread is now dedicated to the true badasses of Gensokyo
Hong Meiling
Letty Whiterock
Fujiwara no Mokou
Yuka Kazami
Hina Kagiyama
Yuugi Hoshiguma
Unzan
and finally
The Man himself
This thread is now dedicated to the true badasses of Gensokyo
Hong Meiling
Letty Whiterock
Fujiwara no Mokou
Yuka Kazami
Hina Kagiyama
Yuugi Hoshiguma
Unzan
and finally
The Man himself
Ohh, UD, you're seriously coming to Colorado, then?I wonder how that's going to work in a close quarters battle?
Well! Looks like I'm going to have to pick up that trebuchet from a friend so I can... greet you, yes.
Bring it, old-schooler.
This thread is now dedicated to the true badasses of Gensokyo
The Man himself
(http://img1.gelbooru.com//images/323/23c020f6aa1484a6baaa3f5b5294b9e8ae0fb4e4.jpg?326987)
...Well. It seems I chose a good time to pay attention to this. Insults, Meiling hijacks, and badassery all around!Yeah I'm still trying to figure out how that's gonna work
oh and apparently trebuchet-based cowardice. that too. meh.
Yeah I'm still trying to figure out how that's gonna workMaybe fire at the incoming car? Complicated :S
pure awesome
/me sits in midair with legs drawn up against chest, arms wrapped around kneesHere you go (http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/You_are_the_Fairies_Chapter_0)
Splendid~
Also I wanna see that "You Are The Fairies" thing.
Here you go (http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/You_are_the_Fairies_Chapter_0)Awesome.
Not much, just making Koakuma dance for my own entertainment.Oh, posting Koa now? Okay!
If this was serious, UD could've easily finished Ruro off with the twilight bookmark :V/me covers mouth and chuckles
image (http://img1.gelbooru.com//samples/527/sample_65c50476f443576805097ef263c760168f83d64b.jpg?655599)
If this was serious, UD could've easily finished Ruro off with the twilight bookmark :VIn that case I call FAKE FAKE FAKE
Why are they yellow?
Does the friggin' color really matter at this point? Really?
Thread won. Janitors, we need this LS'd state.
Thread won. Janitors, we need this LS'd state.
Thread won. Janitors, we need this LS'd state.
LS won't happen until the thread is completely done, as threads in LS can't be commented on by normal members.
That said, WHAT. THE. HELL. O_O
/me jaw drops.
It's pretty much done, lol. I know it can't be commented on. But it doesn't NEED to. That was just perfect.
But, that's just my orange, meaningless opinion