Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: Alfred F. Jones on October 31, 2009, 10:55:47 PM
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http://www.usuallydead.com/udreadsmyimmortal.mp3
[16:25] * Tataruro-Kogasa yawns passively.
[16:25] * Theoriggle_Nightbug puts on some glasses pornographically~
[16:25] * Tataruro-Kogasa laughs statistically
[16:25] * JanchouliKnowledge :< sexily.
[16:25] <Katsuna_Yaioh> That doesn't even make any sense
[16:26] <JanchouliKnowledge> Yes it does.
[16:26] <Katsuna_Yaioh> I was talking to Ruro, whoops
[16:26] * Tataruro-Kogasa rapes UD with adverbs happily
[16:26] <UsukoSaigyouji> DX
[16:26] <JanchouliKnowledge> Poor UD.
[16:26] * UsukoSaigyouji bleeds in all orifices.
[16:26] <JanchouliKnowledge> ...Has UD read My Immortal?
[16:26] <UsukoSaigyouji> I can't force myself to.
[16:26] * Katsuna_Yaioh doesn't know what's going on confusingly
[16:26] <Theoriggle_Nightbug> He should.
[16:26] <Tataruro-Kogasa> Do it
[16:26] <Renko_Usanami> Even I read it.
[16:26] <Theoriggle_Nightbug> Everyone should.
[16:26] <@UsaTewi> You should listen to Rou read it
[16:26] <JanchouliKnowledge> I listened to Rou read it. :V
[16:27] <Shutain_no_Utsuho> Wait, I missed Patchy on Wriggle?
[16:27] <JanchouliKnowledge> It was the best thing I've ever done form my self esteem.
[16:27] <Tataruro-Kogasa> Rou's version needed an operatic score in the background
[16:27] * Tataruro-Kogasa laughs at UD gothikally
[16:28] <Katsuna_Yaioh> goffikally*
[16:28] <JanchouliKnowledge> :V
[16:28] <UsukoSaigyouji> I've considered recording myself doing a blind read of it.
[16:28] <Katsuna_Yaioh> DO IT DO IT
[16:28] * Tataruro-Kogasa speaks to Kanako in silence.
[16:28] * @UsaTewi verbs UD adjectively adverbally
[16:28] <Tataruro-Kogasa> UD: This is a brilliant idea.
[16:28] <Tataruro-Kogasa> Do it.
[16:29] <Renko_Usanami> What's a blind read?
[16:29] * Tataruro-Kogasa makes out with Theorin passively
[16:29] <UsukoSaigyouji> Link to the story?
[16:29] <Tataruro-Kogasa> http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm
[16:29] <Ramus> Ew...
[16:29] * JanchouliKnowledge molests Moerin's backside goffically.
[16:29] <Ramus> Remove that link now.
[16:29] <Theoriggle_Nightbug> ...!
[16:29] <@UsaTewi> Ramus can't handle
[16:29] <@UsaTewi> All this goffik
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UD's laughter is catching, I swear.
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/me clicks on link leading to bad harry potter fanfic
Pako collapses and cries
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Anyone who listens to these takes his/her sanity into their own hands.
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How many chapters does that one mp3 file cover?
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Chapters 1-5. UD couldn't handle anything past the first "sex" scene.
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Those of you who weren't on Skype and missed Rou's reading of Harry Potter Turns to the Lord, need to check that out.
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Those of you who weren't on Skype and missed Rou's reading of Harry Potter Turns to the Lord, need to check that out.
Hey, I have skype and why didn't I know about this?
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Those of you who weren't on Skype and missed Rou's reading of Harry Potter Turns to the Lord, need to check that out.
Got a recording of it?
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This is some quality entertainment. :V
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Got a recording of it?
We should have recorded it, but we didn't. But here. (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5102928/1/Harry_Potter_turns_to_the_Lord)
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We should have recorded it, but we didn't. But here. (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5102928/1/Harry_Potter_turns_to_the_Lord)
I should have been able to tell by the name that it was an accidental butchering of both Harry Potter and Christianity. :\
Hmm... read it or not? I've lost a good chunk of my sanity to the recording, how much can I afford?
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100% Quality here.
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I will listen to this with interest.
EDIT: If people want a recording of Harry Potter Turns To The Lord with blatant evangelical lulz, I'll try it.
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We must have more!
SWR's credit roll came on my playlist as UD's reading finished.
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EDIT: If people want a recording of Harry Potter Turns To The Lord with blatant evangelical lulz, I'll try it.
YES
YES
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UD needs to do a reading of Full Life Consequences
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EDIT: If people want a recording of Harry Potter Turns To The Lord with blatant evangelical lulz, I'll try it.
Yes please. I want to burst out laughing on the bus for no apparent reason while listening to this and Sailor Moon Abridged on my mp3 player.
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EDIT: If people want a recording of Harry Potter Turns To The Lord with blatant evangelical lulz, I'll try it.
DO WANT
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'kay, I'll record it as soon as I'm finished listening to UD have a breakdown. This is hilarious.
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This is comedy gold.
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http://www.usuallydead.com/udreadsmyimmortal2.mp3
Part two!
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Googling around for the Flash video of My Immortal, I discover two things:
1. Evanescence sucks ass.
2. There have been many dramatic readings of My Immortal.
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UD, you're gonna kill yourself at this rate.
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UD, you're gonna kill yourself at this rate.
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this bottle of booze.
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UPDATE: First person to find the original Flash video of My Immortal gets IP status.
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Pass. And did you really start begging for Harry not to be goffic? We're going to need more bottles of booze.
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I'll probably record more after I eat.
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UD, I envy your courage.
Please teach me how to become more like you~
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ilu UD :V
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This is wonderful.
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Enjoy. (http://www.mediafire.com/?mitmmmiyjjm)
That's a lot of ms in that URL. T_T
Anyway, back to listening to UD castrate himself on literature...
EDIT: "Really...?"
"YEAH"
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EDIT: "Really...?"
"YEAH"
I read this as soon as I heard it and it was quite awesome
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<Renko_Usanami> http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/383606 Ammy, this better be it.
So Sana can be IP now~?
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'You know, I think that you have really not given the proper consideration to Christian vampires. Y'know, that's a very powerful, very powerful group within Christianity these days. You should really be more sensitive and open-minded.'
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Stickied because it deserves to be there
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Stickied because it deserves to be there
/me salutes
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I will work hard to get more reading done to be worthy of the sticky.
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Enjoy. (http://www.mediafire.com/?mitmmmiyjjm)
That's a lot of ms in that URL. T_T
Anyway, back to listening to UD castrate himself on literature...
EDIT: "Really...?"
"YEAH"
What the heck is this?!
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So Sana can be IP now~?
Congratulations, Sana. You have resurrected a classic in the medium of Flash video, and are thus compensated.
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'grats, Sana.
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Sana's my little princess now~<3 Eheh~
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Yay!
/me enjoys the magical blue userna-
Sana's my little princess now~<3 Eheh~
......
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/me hugs his clone~<3
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/me hugs his clone~<3
what
<___>
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but you two don't match anymore!
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http://www.usuallydead.com/udreadsmyimmortal3.mp3
Part three, oh my god.
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Why does this excite me so much?
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but you two don't match anymore!
He's right!
What do we do?! D:
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Um... Make Jan an IP~?
Or not, I guess...
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I don't mind being orange~ If I were to become some shade of blue, I feel like I should earn it in some way anyway.
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I don't mind being orange~ If I were to become some shade of blue, I feel like I should earn it in some way anyway.
Time for an IP challenge?
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IPs don't get it through a challenge, but through recognition~
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IPs get it through kissing ass.
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IPs get it through kissing ass.
I was just trying to help ;_;
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The deconstruction continues.
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IPs get it through kissing ass.
That explains a lot. '3'
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"Oh, she thinks in upper-case. That's impressive."
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I've heard of My Immortal. I thought it was a myth, a legend...I never expected it to be real.
My god...
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IPs don't get it through a challenge, but through recognition~
A challenge was given in this case, announced here and on IRC.
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wow. GJ UD, laughed my ass off from start to finish
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A challenge was given in this case, announced here and on IRC.
I still want someone to do a comprehensive book report on Timecube. :\
Also, this is so fucking amazing
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You have an awesome voice UD :V
You should do a reading of Ibunshu :V
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Holy crap what.
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In the Great Hall I ate some Count Chocula with blood instead of milk
This made my day.
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"We talked to each other in silence"
PURE. LITERARY. GOLD.
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Dang ... I was going to do a Dalek and a Cyberman doing a reading of "How Is Babby Formed", but my microphone's making this annoying buzzy-noise which ends up with this tone semi-drowning out the Cyberman's voice ...
I suppose I could just do a Dalek-voice of something or other ...
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Story
(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc110/Cadmas/SPACEGHOST.jpg)
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http://www.usuallydead.com/udreadsmyimmortal4.mp3
D: It hurts!
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I'm going to cry.
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Oh man, this is going to be the best remedy for being bored on the bus. GJ UD. I told you it would be fun~
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How many chapters are left? It's been ages since I suffered through reading this.
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This last .mp3 finished at the very end of Ch. 22, meaning that UD's exactly half done right now.
It's been fun listening to him grow slightly more insane as he goes along, but I hope he recovers while he sleeps. We don't want to lose him as an author, given My Immortal's ability to make those who read it lose all faith in humanity~
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Anyone who listens to these takes his/her sanity into their own hands.
Why is your voice so attractive?
~you sound like a guy called Richard Gere.
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BLACK <Insert object> BLACK <Insert object> BLACK <Insert object> BLACK <Insert object>
Make it stop :.(
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Nice humming. And dramatic pausing.
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Nice Immortal Smoke thar
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3 Chapters and I can't stand it, I laughed like a hyena quite loudly.
I am saving this and loading it to my ipod or one of those players I got... I think this would make running a 20k marathon a breeze and a stomach cramp away.
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look on the bright side, UD--you're more than halfway done!
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/wrists
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/wrists
So appropriate sexily.
Can't wait to catch up on part 4 when I get home.
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http://www.usuallydead.com/udreadsmyimmortal5.mp3
Aaauuuughhhh
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Darth Vader voice for the fucking win.
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Once this whole ordeal is over, someone needs to give you a pizza or something.
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http://www.usuallydead.com/udreadsmyimmortal6.mp3
I HAEV UPLOEDA THE FILEZ SEXILY FR U BITCHES FANGS!
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Poor UD. He will never be the same after this. D:
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http://www.usuallydead.com/udreadsmyimmortal6.mp3
I HAEV UPLOEDA THE FILEZ SEXILY FR U BITCHES FANGS!
OMFG!111! EVURY1 IZ A PREP CEP U UD!111 XXX6XX66XXX6XX
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OMFG!111! EVURY1 IZ A PREP CEP U UD!111 XXX6XX66XXX6XX
STFU PREP STOP FLAMMING
IF UR NOT GOFIK DEN DONT REED
THX 2 RAVEN 4 DA HELP
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STFU PREP STOP FLAMMING
IF UR NOT GOFIK DEN DONT REED
THX 2 RAVEN 4 DA HELP
tis stuf iz shit!!!!!! ur charaktar iz a merry soo!!!!11! u SUK!
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YOU MUST KILL VROMPIRE
I love this so much.
Oh fucking yeah!
It goes from Half Life: Full Life Consequences to Pixel Maritan.
I laughed statistically
Come on. You're killing me.
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http://www.usuallydead.com/udreadsmyimmortal7.mp3
HEY WUTZ UP BITCHEZ GT nu filexz recordesz n uplooupex n tajke 2 lsin 2 it r ur FUKKEN PREPZ! fangz 2 u!
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I hope your employer's health insurance covers therapy.
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Hey guiz lets have a group cuttin session111111
Smiley faces, Rainbows, and Unicorns.
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I sexilly shed a blood tear.
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I'm trying to imagine how one jumps 'sexily' in front of a bullet.
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I'm trying to imagine how one jumps 'sexily' in front of a bullet.
(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/f6093b06e56b168dedeadc13da8b752a.gif)
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I don't think anyone could have put it better than that, Slowpoke.
I'm still on the 6th .mp3, but I can still tell that that UD hasn't fully recovered from yesterday... Here's hoping that he emerges intact!
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(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/f6093b06e56b168dedeadc13da8b752a.gif)
/me explodes
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(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/f6093b06e56b168dedeadc13da8b752a.gif)
PHYSICS AND MARTIAL ARTS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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PHYSICS AND MARTIAL ARTS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!
Physics
Code Geass
If I hadn't ragedeleted my Code Geass folder, I would post the gif of Orange's insane midair jumping.
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Also, am I the only one who finds that repeating image kinda memorizing?
Reply #100 GET
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His bulge will be the last thing you see before you die!
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I'm in the middle of part 3 and I can't get enough of this. I never had the guts to read My Immortal, but hearing you read this aloud helps me to go on. DON'T GIVE IT UP MAN!
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I think that if Chagen had posted that fanfic of his, it would have been similiar in quality to My Immortal.
Yes, Chagen was capable of that~
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This is like bennie111 or whatever his name was.
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This is like bennie111 or whatever his name was.
MMXZ wants to have a word with you~
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Holy shit.
What have I done to UD's mind D:
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Holy shit.
What have I done to UD's mind D:
Purification.
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Hey, I thought I'd point out that part 4 brings up a download error for me. :<
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Purification.
I'd like to point out that the opposite occurred.
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you know what? I refuse to believe this is real. it's just too...perfect. It's too cliched and horrible to be anything but a fake.
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you know what? I refuse to believe this is real. it's just too...perfect. It's too cliched and horrible to be anything but a fake.
After poking around a lil' bit... I'm willing to believe this is true.
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After poking around a lil' bit... I'm willing to believe this is true.
seriously, whoever wrote this is the world's greatest troll.
at least, I hope it's fake.
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I thought the same too. Its so bad that i don't believe that this is the best the writer could come up with. If it is real then...wow
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OMFG SUT DA FUK UPP U PREPS IF U DON LEIK MAH SOTRY DEN GET DA FUK OUTT!!!11!1
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I cannot adequately recreate A story this bad. It's just impossible.
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I cannot adequately recreate A story this bad. It's just impossible.
You can do worse. My Immortal lacks furries.
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You can do worse. My Immortal lacks furries.
... :|
Wow. Slow, you truly disappoint me. I thought you could do better than going for the pitifully obvious low blow.
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I reiterate my challenge from IRC to write the next installment of Ibunshu MI-style.
fangz!111 XD
EDIT: I am afraid I have gone slightly insane by diffusion. You can blame Donut for this.
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I can't believe that you read all that.
I listened to you do it, and yet I still cannot believe it.
Edit: :V
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I bet the "help" Raven gave the author was informing her that the "erection-like thing, except for girls", is in fact known as an orgasm.
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nintendonut888: Snapping minds with his horrible parodying of goffickness since 1992! :P
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nintendonut888: Snapping minds with his horrible parodying of goffickness since 1992! :P
STOP, DONUT
I BET UR A FOOKN PREP
TAKE DA GOTH TEST 2 FIND OUT IF UR RLY GOFFIK
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I'm so goffick I don't NEED to take the test. Because the people who made that test ARE preps.
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I reiterate my challenge from IRC to write the next installment of Ibunshu MI-style.
fangz!111 XD
You must truly hate me to suggest such a thing.
The sad thing is, doing an MI-version of Ibunshu wouldn't even be that hard.
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Y'know, after that boast you're pretty much obligated to write it now, just to prove it to be true~
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Y'know, after that boast you're pretty much obligated to write it now, just to prove it to be true~
Don't.
Tempt.
Me.
Also, My Immortal is complete.
http://www.usuallydead.com/udreadsmyimmortal8.mp3
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http://www.usuallydead.com/udreadsmyimmortal8.mp3
/me salutes goffikally passively sexily
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Nicely done. A weaker person would have goffikly committed suicide sexily way earlier.
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Oh god, I hope the brain replacement will be a success.
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That was the highlight of my weekend, there.
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?WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!?
It was????????????????????.Rabbit!
Oh right, I heard about this. You were making awesome and I just sorta got left out of the loop. I'm a little sad but carry on. :3
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04:12 <UsuallyDead> You know what really sucks
04:13 <UsuallyDead> I'm getting ideas
04:13 <UsuallyDead> about how
04:13 <UsuallyDead> Touhou Ibunshu'
04:13 <UsuallyDead> could be
04:13 <UsuallyDead> My Immortalized
04:13 <UsuallyDead> D:
04:13 <WodanYmir> You know what must be done.
04:13 <UsuallyDead> I... do/
04:13 <UsuallyDead> I do.
04:13 <WodanYmir> At least do it with one that's already done to lessen the pain.
04:14 <TranceInNorseSkies> UD
04:14 <TranceInNorseSkies> ...Please.
04:14 <UsuallyDead> Though doing the whole series would be a pain so
04:14 <TranceInNorseSkies> I hope you are aware of the consequences of the path you plan to take.
04:14 <UsuallyDead> I think there's one title that stands out as being most worthwhile.
04:14 <WodanYmir> ...Share?
04:14 <UsuallyDead> I think Remixed Cherry Blossom and I have a date with a goffik destiny sexily passively shootingly.
04:15 <Dragoshi> oh this oughtta be terrible
04:15 <WodanYmir> Oh.
04:15 <WodanYmir> OH.
04:15 <WodanYmir> ...
04:15 <WodanYmir> Is it because it has Yuyuko, isn't it.
04:15 <UsuallyDead> I must go to sleep now, but I will leave the compy on so I can finish file transfers and !
04:15 <UsuallyDead> OH GOD
04:15 <Xan> XD
04:15 <Dragoshi> 'k
04:15 <UsuallyDead> I didn't even think of that but!
04:15 <UsuallyDead> OH GOD
04:15 <UsuallyDead> IT'S SO PERFECT!
04:16 <WodanYmir> SCORE
04:16 * UsuallyDead weeps at the horrible beauty of it.
04:16 <WodanYmir> Ruro will be most pleased.
04:16 <UsuallyDead> I shall begin work tomorrow morning.
Hehehe.
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It's been an awesome ride with UD driving.
Lecture Series this.