Author Topic: If Aya found you interesting, would you let her interview you? (Read 13724 times)

Azure Lazuline · « **Reply #30 on:** May 31, 2010, 04:22:26 AM »

Well, she'd probably end up turning my liking of hugs into some perverted rumors, but otherwise I'm not sure what she'd find interesting about me. Also, I think she would be a fun person to be around as long as you don't take her opinions too seriously. (In addition, I think the more you resist, the more she'll pester you, so I'd just say yes if she asked for an interview.)

Chaore · « **Reply #31 on:** May 31, 2010, 07:24:44 PM »

As long as I had a good poision resistance built up, and some laced tea, sure, I'd invite her in for some tea over an interview.

Otherwise I'd honestly tell her to bugger off, my idiot filter is broken and high quantities tend to make me pass out. She'd then try to interview me on the idiot filter and I'd pass out. From there it's be downhill.

So as you see, Murder is the only option.

Zengeku · « **Reply #32 on:** May 31, 2010, 08:26:14 PM »

Quote from: ☠Mudoon☠ Erebus on May 30, 2010, 11:35:45 AM

or she could pester Yukari to go through your shit, find where you live and just fucking crash your rep from there.

How would she go about making Yukari help her? She is lazy as fuck and one of the strongest individuals in Gensokyo.

axman36 · « **Reply #33 on:** May 31, 2010, 09:21:58 PM »

Well, due to my lack of ability to speak the Japanese language and inability to understand any sort of Japanese text, I'd simply be unable to understand whether or not she wanted to have an interview with me, nor would she be able to understand what I say!

Sure it'd be interesting to follow someone you can't understand for a while, but once she finds nothing of interest, I go home free! Yes...

Tengukami · « **Reply #34 on:** June 01, 2010, 07:14:26 AM »

Quote from: axman36 on May 31, 2010, 09:21:58 PM

Well, due to my lack of ability to speak the Japanese language and inability to understand any sort of Japanese text, I'd simply be unable to understand whether or not she wanted to have an interview with me, nor would she be able to understand what I say!

Sure it'd be interesting to follow someone you can't understand for a while, but once she finds nothing of interest, I go home free! Yes...

Maybe you could get Sanae to translate.

... or maybe not.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #35 on:** June 01, 2010, 02:05:36 PM »

Quote from: mouthsore on May 31, 2010, 04:10:26 AM

Well, pump her full of high-proof booze and absinthe until you get the desired results.

Good luck affording that, Uncle Pennybags.

AJC · « **Reply #36 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:11:15 AM »

when she shows up i'll tell her i changed my minded and decided to get interviewed by Hatate instead.

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #37 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:59:52 AM »

Oh god yes please Aya I would love to be interviewed. Aya is awesome and fantastic. In fact, I would ask if I could tag along to take photos with her. Not even joking.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #38 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:22:44 AM »

Ruro might be one of the few with little to fear fro Aya. What secrets has she left?

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #39 on:** June 03, 2010, 04:00:40 AM »

I practice radical honesty. Being interviewed by Aya would mean I would HAVE to tell the truth, no matter what, and therefore, Purvis, you're very right. :3 Aya, let's rock out!

VIVItheFujoshi · « **Reply #40 on:** June 03, 2010, 04:02:10 AM »

if she wants interview me, i will say not...the first times. after some intents to obtain some photos paparatzing me, i will finally accept. then she will be more interested in me than before. XD But i think who she no even know about me if she were real, im so boring.

nintendonut888 · « **Reply #41 on:** June 03, 2010, 04:20:38 AM »

Quote from: Ichigo Rurouni on June 03, 2010, 04:00:40 AM

I practice radical honesty. Being interviewed by Aya would mean I would HAVE to tell the truth, no matter what, and therefore, Purvis, you're very right. :3 Aya, let's rock out!

Miss Rurouni, I have heard interesting stories about that summer you spent in maiden camp. Let's hear it.

And no, I would refuse Aya. I would throw huge talismans forbiding solicitations at Aya.

Hatate though...~

beaver1231 · « **Reply #42 on:** June 03, 2010, 06:40:44 AM »

*reads posts*

Oh damn, Aya needs more love.

Spoiler:

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #43 on:** June 03, 2010, 09:05:15 AM »

if she did, she would find tentacles, fetishes in all my sentences, which effectively will make her write a book.

if that didn't happen, BunBunmaru newspaper is now AF's Fetish Monthly by the time she is done.
I have much to share, little Tengu, come, lean closer.

Bias Bus · « **Reply #44 on:** June 03, 2010, 01:33:25 PM »

Quote from: Zengeku the Viking on May 31, 2010, 08:26:14 PM

How would she go about making Yukari help her? She is lazy as fuck and one of the strongest individuals in Gensokyo.

Covering possible ways she could go about obtaining information. it's not entirely impossible, just difficult.

The ⑨th Zentillion · « **Reply #45 on:** June 04, 2010, 01:52:45 AM »

Sure, on the condition she sleeps with me first. :smug:

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #46 on:** June 04, 2010, 02:00:49 AM »

Aya: "First question for you, Ruro: When did you stop beating your wife?"

Alice★f · « **Reply #47 on:** June 04, 2010, 02:08:26 AM »

Aya puts the shame in SHAMEimaru

j/k

Seriously, she needs more love. Most of the comments here seem to be a no, but Aya must be a total demon when it comes to interviews. That said, it's possible that she knows how to make the interviewee comfortable so that she can get the answers she wants.

Either way, she STILL GETS WHAT SHE WANTS
Unless you got a road roller or something.

Gpop · « **Reply #48 on:** June 04, 2010, 02:28:45 AM »

I'd let her interview me...for a fee.

Tengukami · « **Reply #49 on:** June 04, 2010, 06:52:51 AM »

Quote from: Gpop on June 04, 2010, 02:28:45 AM

I'd let her interview me...for a fee.

Journalism doesn't work that way.

Grand Octopus · « **Reply #50 on:** June 04, 2010, 09:09:58 AM »

Not without a lawyer youkai present. Though I suspect that libel claims are pretty much unenforceable in Gensokyo anyway.

nuttyyayap · « **Reply #51 on:** June 04, 2010, 12:09:40 PM »

That depends, what would I get out of it?

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #52 on:** June 04, 2010, 12:12:54 PM »

Hell yes.

Though I'd want to do it while in my Aya cosplay.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #53 on:** June 04, 2010, 12:37:15 PM »

Quote from: Kilgamayan on June 04, 2010, 12:12:54 PM

Hell yes.

Though I'd want to do it while in my Aya cosplay.

Oh god I had me a good laugh.

And yeah, you're not going to stop libel in Gensokyo. You won't win against Aya. If you're not interesting enough, she'll make you interesting.

beaver1231 · « **Reply #54 on:** June 04, 2010, 01:44:25 PM »

Thank god no one reads Aya's newspaper.

Which God however I'm not so sure.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #55 on:** June 04, 2010, 02:51:02 PM »

Quote from: beaver1231 on June 04, 2010, 01:44:25 PM

Thank god no one reads Aya's newspaper.

Which God however I'm not so sure.

Always Shizuha.

Paul Debrion · « **Reply #56 on:** June 04, 2010, 04:21:42 PM »

I see no reason why not.

Though she'd probably find me boring before long.

Ace Of Hearts · « **Reply #57 on:** June 05, 2010, 04:27:49 AM »

Actually, I'd let Hatate interview me also, and I'd then compare the two articles.

By the way, I will give a head-nod to those who like Aya that way; if it weren't for the other Gensokyans despising her reporting style, I'd date her too; she ain't half-bad-lookin'. *thumbs up*

atoms2ashes · « **Reply #58 on:** June 05, 2010, 04:40:06 AM »

Hatate would always be closer to the truth, albeit making the articles themselves would be a bit slower than Aya.

Aya would always exaggerate everything, but everyone has an Aya Filter by now.

I'd go with Hatate~

Blackraptor · « **Reply #59 on:** June 05, 2010, 04:43:22 AM »

I find it hard to believe that Aya would even want to interview me. I'm an extremely boring person really.

Unless she found out about the power armors...nah!

Author Topic: If Aya found you interesting, would you let her interview you? (Read 13724 times)

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