Edit: The way they're 'asking' for it rubs me the wrong way as well, probably more than the concept ever will.
This is CPMC. We are silly here. Deal with it.
Ahem.
...Alright, fine, maybe that was a little too flippant... Let's start again.
Y'know, I don't even like porn. Like, at all. Either it does absolutely nothing for me, or I find it either boring or disturbing. There's no middle ground. Well, the point is that porn never achieves what it sets out to do for me, ie cause a feeling of arousal. So yes, my asking for Rule 34 Ijiyatsu art in such a way was quite obviously a joke.
However...
That doesn't mean to say I don't find
some kind of enjoyment in such things. For example, this pool: [nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/544[/nsfw]. I thoroughly enjoy stuff like this, and by "enjoy" I don't mean "oh god yes unfunfunf it makes me cum fapfapfap". The thing is, despite the fact that I can be, shall we say, a little overamorous at times, I'm really a romantic at heart. This is how I really think such things should be, with no icky things like bodily fluids, unnecessarily detailed closeups, tentacles, futa, rape, etc. etc. There's always the argument of artistic nudity etc. to take into account, too. And also, isn't art supposed to arouse the emotions? Lust is an emotion, isn't it?
tl;dr I'm a pervert, but not
that kind of pervert. Ahem.
...Yeah, that seemed a bit disjointed, but I don't really feel up to sorting it out into something more coherent right now. Hopefully whatever point I was trying to make
(I'm not even sure if I had one, now that I think about it) gets across~