Dear Madam,
Clearly in your ignorance, you do not understand the gross errors that you have made. Please allow me to try to set you to rights. I apologize in advance for any insults that may be placed upon your intellect, but please understand that is is difficult to separate the two issues!
Anyways, let's begin.
Yours,
Dr. Reginald Belliphron Purvis
PS: Next time take your queries to gamefaqs!