Author Topic: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)  (Read 86027 times)

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #90 on: August 28, 2009, 11:13:00 PM »
I suggest looking through the coding on the game, to see if we find anything hidden in it, also I see I missed my window to be part of the game.

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #91 on: August 28, 2009, 11:15:43 PM »
That stupid world will end so let's make it a beginning is a movie commercial for that stupid 2012 disaster movie.


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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #92 on: August 28, 2009, 11:19:49 PM »
I call being that one bullet nobody sees until it hits them!

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #93 on: August 28, 2009, 11:23:16 PM »
I suggest looking through the coding on the game, to see if we find anything hidden in it, also I see I missed my window to be part of the game.

You'll be one of my spellcards, silly~

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #94 on: August 28, 2009, 11:25:01 PM »
I suggest looking through the coding on the game, to see if we find anything hidden in it, also I see I missed my window to be part of the game.

You'll be one of my spellcards, silly~

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...that better be at least Normal mode level

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #95 on: August 28, 2009, 11:27:43 PM »
By the by, neuromancercover.jpg is one of my spellcards. You can even see the danmaku in the background.

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #96 on: August 28, 2009, 11:30:40 PM »
By the by, neuromancercover.jpg is one of my spellcards. You can even see the danmaku in the background.
Also, Gaybar.

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #97 on: August 28, 2009, 11:34:24 PM »
By the by, neuromancercover.jpg is one of my spellcards. You can even see the danmaku in the background.
Also, Gaybar.

It needs to threepeated though. The Gaybar, I mean. Neuromancer. ehhhh... Do whatever.
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #98 on: August 28, 2009, 11:37:15 PM »
Also, Gaybar.

That's my spellcard background.

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #99 on: August 29, 2009, 02:11:47 AM »
What is this I don't even-

ARE WE ACTUALLY MAKING THIS

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #100 on: August 29, 2009, 02:14:27 AM »
Nope. A few board wipes ago we all did another game, even going as far as to create spell cards and descriptions of the attacks, and no work was ever done on it.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #101 on: August 29, 2009, 02:19:02 AM »
Nope. A few board wipes ago we all did another game, even going as far as to create spell cards and descriptions of the attacks, and no work was ever done on it.
But those ones were quite... outlandish.

Moerin

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #102 on: August 29, 2009, 02:19:11 AM »
Quick!  We must all work hard to make this game to prove Donut wrong!
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #103 on: August 29, 2009, 02:20:24 AM »
*can't use Danmakufu for shit*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #104 on: August 29, 2009, 02:21:48 AM »
Guys, think reasonable patterns for your Spellcards.
THIS
IS
HAPPENING

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #105 on: August 29, 2009, 02:22:10 AM »
?_?

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #106 on: August 29, 2009, 02:27:27 AM »
Nope. A few board wipes ago we all did another game, even going as far as to create spell cards and descriptions of the attacks, and no work was ever done on it.

Ahh, so it's just for the lulz?

Quick!  We must all work hard to make this game to prove Donut wrong!
THIS
IS
HAPPENING

Move this to Rika's Garage, and then we're talking.

P.S.
*can't use Danmakufu for shit*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #107 on: August 29, 2009, 02:34:24 AM »
THIS
IS
HAPPENING
Move this to Rika's Garage, and then we're talking.
Give me time to learn about stages and I'll be posting this RIGHT THERE

Moerin

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #108 on: August 29, 2009, 02:36:17 AM »
Zengar, you are a great man and I love you~
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #109 on: August 29, 2009, 02:36:27 AM »
Guys, think reasonable patterns for your Spellcards.
THIS
IS
HAPPENING

LOTS AND LOTS OF DICKS ZIGZAGS.

Moerin

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #110 on: August 29, 2009, 02:41:52 AM »
Y'know, if at all possible, we need Slaves to do the art~

Not sure about who'll do the music, though...
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #111 on: August 29, 2009, 02:42:17 AM »
Give me time to learn about stages and I'll be posting this RIGHT THERE

'Kay, cool.

Meanwhile...

Roukan, is it too much to ask of you to, perhaps, write a script of this? Of course, all MotK members are free to contribute their own dialogue scripts for their in-game characters.

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #112 on: August 29, 2009, 02:43:23 AM »
Considering I can't program for shit, it's really the least I could do, I guess.

But not right now. It's coming up to 4 in the morning over here. -_-;

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #113 on: August 29, 2009, 02:55:01 AM »
Don't rush it, Rou  ;)

Y'know, if at all possible, we need Slaves to do the art~

Inb4 everybody makes loli version of themselves.

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #114 on: August 29, 2009, 02:56:48 AM »
Personally I thought all my spell cards were quite doable. >_> My last was a multi-stage attack that shot altered versions of some spell cards considered the hardest in the series, with Gengetu Rape Time as a timeout.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #115 on: August 29, 2009, 03:00:19 AM »
can't Hele do danmakufu?

we should make him do that.

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #116 on: August 29, 2009, 05:04:42 AM »
How come I missed so much awesomeness. Also I want to my spell cards to relate to bondage things
"DUMBASS!" "I'd hit it" "Bear-sona~!" "Critical hits to the nads!" "What you're really asking is... "Will you please beat the **** out of me, Kanji?" "...I Gotta pee." ''Everydays great at your Junes~'' "You calling me a loser?"

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #117 on: August 29, 2009, 05:14:31 PM »
Inb4 everybody makes loli version of themselves.

Well, I doubt Zengar would become a proper loli, at any rate.
Spoiler:
Considering all that magnificent cleavage.
:V
Let's fight.

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #118 on: August 29, 2009, 05:28:19 PM »


Fuck reason, just make boss portraits firs--

SLAVES, MAKE THE BOSS PORTRAITS

Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #119 on: August 29, 2009, 05:45:38 PM »
Quote
How come I missed so much awesomeness. Also I want to my spell cards to relate to bondage things

Tenshi should have a blindfold and ball gag in the portrait.