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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #60 on: August 28, 2009, 10:06:31 PM »
I am a bomb, yay!
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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #61 on: August 28, 2009, 10:08:26 PM »
Gigantic Taco floating upwards destroy bullets lol.

Any chance for SA type bombs?
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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #62 on: August 28, 2009, 10:13:29 PM »
Sticky~

<damn it, you did it before I did>
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Cadmas

Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #63 on: August 28, 2009, 10:14:15 PM »
It is of great importance.
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DarkHedge

Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #64 on: August 28, 2009, 10:21:02 PM »
Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 28, 2009, 08:38:51 PM
Quote from: nintendonut888 on August 28, 2009, 08:37:26 PM
The only thing I'm worried about is that some nut will try and MAKE it the apocolypse.

'Sup~?

>Some nut will try and MAKE it the apocalypse
>Theorin Satsuki
>DarkHedge's help as a funds, beer, manly love and general power provider
>MotK's sponsoring
>'Sup~?
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Touhou 2012
Touhou Hatsugensokyo 東方 初幻想郷 - New Gensokyo
Programmer, personal bitch of TSO and general slave: ZUN
Additional code, sponsor: Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
Advertising, beverage supply, military operation, manly love, staff supervisor, etc: Myself, Theorin Satsuki

Features:
3 playable characters, Reimu Hakurei, Marisa Kirisame, Rin Satsuki
Brand new story that completely retcons the past characters and setting
Puts back the ONLY RELEVANT TRIO OF PLAYABLE CHARACTERS - And the one that should have always been
Even more wicked game modes- Easy for wusses, Normal for story readers, Hard for arcade amateurs and DoDonPachi whores and Lunatic for Tsundonut. Oh and don't even hope of seeing the end of Extra.
EXTREME Danmaku, with EXTREME patterns and BROFISTS and POWER BABIES and EVEN MORE MARY SUE LOLIS - In other words: All you knew about touhou, only MORE EXTREME!
A brand new story about THE END OF THE WORLD, AND THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ONE (Play as Rin Satsuki to see the ONLY RELEVANT ENDING)

COMING SOON.

(ZUN is not responsible for any fugly artwork as he was pressured, captured, hostaged and threatened to death in order to code this game. If you have complaints, or suggestions, write the letter and post it in your trash. Cause we don't care. MotK is not responsible for any of you to suddenly RAAAAAEG about Touhou because this game became suddenly too extreme for you - Touhou won't get easier for you even if it's the end of the world, crybaby. Man up and 1CC in Lunatic now.

You better make me Idiot Maiden for that.)
« Last Edit: August 28, 2009, 10:25:48 PM by DarkHedge »
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #65 on: August 28, 2009, 10:21:49 PM »
Helepolis better make this happen.


(needs a powerful survival spell on mine)

be back much later after I get some sleep and do exactly that.

beware of large ass floating devices resembling icicle sticks.
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #66 on: August 28, 2009, 10:22:51 PM »
Needs a more appropriate title change. (Cut by Gpop: Stickied too? Awesome.)

Also, my single spellcard will be titled, "Easy Acoustic [Passionate Rhythm]." Jan's guitar will repeatedly fire six MoF/SA lasers at the player, with them aimed so that the player is between the 3rd and 4th beam, while Jan fires some aimed bursts. However, the danger of the card comes from some Yukkuri who have come to help after hearing Jan's tunes from the nonspell barrage (acting like the summons from IN, so they can be bypassed by focusing). Yukkureimus fire small burst of amulet-bullets and drop Power items, while Yukkurisas fire small star-bullet bursts and drop Point items upon destruction.

On Lunatic, the lasers are closer together, and the Yukkuri fire a bit more Danmaku and are a little harder to destroy.

Now, I need to come up with a nonspell, and maybe throw in a Last Word...
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Gpop

Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #67 on: August 28, 2009, 10:24:26 PM »
Quote from: DarkHedge on August 28, 2009, 10:21:02 PM
stuff

We're sticking with Rou's version.
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #68 on: August 28, 2009, 10:26:00 PM »
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DarkHedge

Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #69 on: August 28, 2009, 10:26:47 PM »
Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 28, 2009, 10:24:26 PM
Quote from: DarkHedge on August 28, 2009, 10:21:02 PM
stuff

We're sticking with Rou's version.
Fuck you. Rou is not awesome and I am.
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #70 on: August 28, 2009, 10:26:57 PM »
Quote from: Cadmas on August 28, 2009, 10:05:35 PM
Can I be a spell card?
Shikigami 「Cadmas」

Alternatively: Former Idiot 「Cadmas」
...if I'm not missing anything.
Seeing as I'm graze-centralized, I should totally have 100% lasers, and an attack with a safespot.
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #71 on: August 28, 2009, 10:27:59 PM »
Quote from: Pesco on August 28, 2009, 10:26:00 PM
Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 28, 2009, 10:24:26 PM
Quote from: DarkHedge on August 28, 2009, 10:21:02 PM
stuff

We're sticking with Rou's version.

I get to be a shot type, so yeah.

And I'm the final boss, so yeah.

Also, my Last Spell will probably be called "Forgotten One [Rin Satsuki]" or something, and involve me channeling the spirit of Rin herself~
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #72 on: August 28, 2009, 10:28:41 PM »
Can I be ammunition?
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #73 on: August 28, 2009, 10:29:24 PM »
You can be the scrolling background that hides bullets.
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #74 on: August 28, 2009, 10:30:19 PM »
Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 28, 2009, 10:27:59 PM
Also, my Last Spell will probably be called "Forgotten One [Rin Satsuki]" or something, and involve me channeling the spirit of Rin herself~

My guitar strings and I would be happy to see your last spell use Rin's erhu in that spellcard somehow.
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Cadmas

Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #75 on: August 28, 2009, 10:35:06 PM »
Quote from: BaitySM on August 28, 2009, 10:26:57 PM
Quote from: Cadmas on August 28, 2009, 10:05:35 PM
Can I be a spell card?
Shikigami 「Cadmas」

Alternatively: Former Idiot 「Cadmas」
...if I'm not missing anything.
Seeing as I'm graze-centralized, I should totally have 100% lasers, and an attack with a safespot.

Woot.
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dustyjo

Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #76 on: August 28, 2009, 10:43:20 PM »
WHY AM I NOT IN THIS GAME
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Zengar Zombolt

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #77 on: August 28, 2009, 10:47:32 PM »
Quote from: dustyjo on August 28, 2009, 10:43:20 PM
WHY AM I NOT IN THIS GAME
NOT IDIOT ENOUGH, SON
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #78 on: August 28, 2009, 10:50:14 PM »
Wait what... I don't see my name.

Therefore this fails already.
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #79 on: August 28, 2009, 10:51:11 PM »
TSO for Phantasm boss, taking his revenge on the unruly Idiots?
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #80 on: August 28, 2009, 10:56:37 PM »
hey i post here

why am i not cool enough rou

i am pointless raging
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #81 on: August 28, 2009, 10:57:21 PM »
Quote from: Jan-san on August 28, 2009, 10:51:11 PM
TSO for Phantasm boss, taking his revenge on the unruly Idiots?
Even better.
The mod team as Midbosses, the Admin team as Bosses.
Of course TSO gets the hardest spellcards.
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nintendonut888

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #82 on: August 28, 2009, 10:59:14 PM »
Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 28, 2009, 10:50:14 PM
Wait what... I don't see my name.

Therefore this fails already.

You and me are the Shinki and Mima of the franchise. We were high level bosses in the last game, but don't appear at all. 'sides, 7HS would get in over you. :V
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #83 on: August 28, 2009, 10:59:36 PM »
Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on August 28, 2009, 10:57:21 PM
Quote from: Jan-san on August 28, 2009, 10:51:11 PM
TSO for Phantasm boss, taking his revenge on the unruly Idiots?
Even better.
The mod team as Midbosses, the Admin team as Bosses.
Of course TSO gets the hardest spellcards.

Oh, that is better. Phantasm will have a very short, fast-paced stage for collecting Power before it turns into a Boss rush of sorts. The Mods appear with some small stage intervals for more power/point gathering, while the Admins appear one after another. TSO is obviously last.
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DarkHedge

Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #84 on: August 28, 2009, 11:00:08 PM »
Quote from: TheⓈtupidOne on August 28, 2009, 10:50:14 PM
Wait what... I don't see my name.

Therefore this fails already.

SEE? I MENTIONED HIS IN MY PROPOSITION. But disregard it, it's displanning time.
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #85 on: August 28, 2009, 11:01:24 PM »
Do you understand the power of this crystal? I do not think that you do. Allow me, then, to give you a special lecture!
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
« Reply #86 on: August 28, 2009, 11:02:51 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 28, 2009, 11:01:24 PM
Do you understand the power of this crystal? I do not think that you do. Allow me, then, to give you a special lecture!
INCOMING
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #87 on: August 28, 2009, 11:03:04 PM »
VERSION 1.00a PATCH

Phantasm Stage (Unlock Requirements: Clear Extra, Capture 50 Spellcards including Tilde Moe~)

BGM [Last Remnants of Sanity]
Mid-Boss 1: Kilgamayan
Power: Manipulation of Numbers

Mid-Boss 2: Ruri Hoshino
Power: Manipulation of Emotion (or lack thereof)

Boss: TheStupidOne
Power: Manipulation of Idiocy
BGM [Idiot's True Form]

Just when the disaster appears to be dying down, the Idiocy reappears with a mind of its own, intent on completing the ritual. The deities realise that Theorist didn't create the Idiocy himself, he simply awakened it, and thus it intends to restore Rin itself. After defeating the Moderators it created for self defense, the deities fight against the Idiocy in its human form, by far the most powerful foe they've faced yet.

Off to go patch my old version of the game. BRB.
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Nachtwanderlied

Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #88 on: August 28, 2009, 11:05:47 PM »
YOU FORGOT 7HS

YOU WILL REGRET THIS

ROUKANNNNNNNNNNNn
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #89 on: August 28, 2009, 11:09:41 PM »
Quote from: Khorneish Game Hen on August 28, 2009, 11:05:47 PM
YOU FORGOT 7HS

YOU WILL REGRET THIS

ROUKANNNNNNNNNNNn

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