Author Topic: What If... v 5.0 (Read 189158 times)

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #930 on:** March 22, 2016, 03:21:49 PM »

Then you'll find out that our Touhous are far powerful than the best Avengers. (Travelling at the speed of light? Meh, I'll just stop time and 'teleport' there)

What if MH370 actually went into Gensokyo?

Ryuunotaki · « **Reply #931 on:** March 23, 2016, 09:10:26 AM »

Gensokyo's Youkai will have enough food to last them days and the Kappa would have a field day with outsider tech.

What if your neighbours are actually Touhou girls in disguise?

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #932 on:** March 23, 2016, 10:58:39 AM »

Quote from: Ryuunotaki on March 23, 2016, 09:10:26 AM

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What if your neighbours are actually Touhou girls in disguise?

Then my Aunt must be Mamizou, working together with my mother, Nue. Wait, then I am...

What if Hitler's Pencil of Mass Destruction is forged together with Flandre's destructive aura?

PK · « **Reply #933 on:** March 23, 2016, 11:40:44 AM »

Throw pencil -> America explodes.

What if the SDM people became relevant again?

Boomer · « **Reply #934 on:** March 23, 2016, 01:06:23 PM »

Sakuya would most likely be playable again.

What if Gengetsu was a boss fight in Impossible Spell Card?

PK · « **Reply #935 on:** March 23, 2016, 01:21:50 PM »

A pc-98 character is back and it isn't Mima? You want to see the world burn?

What if the next game is entirely set on the Moon and no one from Gensokyo is in it?

Mujie · « **Reply #936 on:** March 23, 2016, 02:09:46 PM »

Yorihime would be the protag, the kicker is the final boss is an impossible boss

What if the remaining Mountain of Faith cast got in a fighting game next?

Ryuunotaki · « **Reply #937 on:** March 23, 2016, 03:20:31 PM »

We'd have people getting defeated through the sheer force of misfortune.

What if... an entire nation would make Touhouism their state religion?

Boomer · « **Reply #938 on:** March 23, 2016, 05:30:39 PM »

In the beginning, Shinki created Makai, and saw that it was good...

What if there was a main series game where Reimu and Marisa were not playable?

Apocrypha · « **Reply #939 on:** March 23, 2016, 08:13:05 PM »

Youmu, Sanae, Sakuya, and Reisen would all have a chance to shine?

What if there was a Touhou jRPG that had all Windows and PC-98 characters as recruitable party members?

Boomer · « **Reply #940 on:** March 23, 2016, 10:07:46 PM »

Mima came back!

What if Cirno was the strongest?

PK · « **Reply #941 on:** March 23, 2016, 10:54:22 PM »

Then she was telling the truth all along. Never doubt a fairy's words!

What if the game music was canonically played by actual characters that follow the playable characters in their jouneys?

Mujie · « **Reply #942 on:** March 23, 2016, 11:50:26 PM »

There would very quickly be a tsukumogami incident.

What if every single book in the SDM Library was stolen?

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #943 on:** March 24, 2016, 12:07:07 AM »

Then we can't blame Marisa anymore if you know what I mean.

What if conflicts in the Outside World (I mean by this one) could be resolved by Danmaku and tea?

Chirumiru-chan · « **Reply #944 on:** March 24, 2016, 01:38:00 AM »

Quote from: Hannibal_Kills on March 24, 2016, 12:07:07 AM

Then we can't blame Marisa anymore if you know what I mean.

What if conflicts in the Outside World (I mean by this one) could be resolved by Danmaku and tea?

WWII would have ended very quickly.

What if Reisen started a fun house?

Apocrypha · « **Reply #945 on:** March 24, 2016, 01:44:30 AM »

The kids would love it.

What if in the next game a father and his two sons are plot important bosses?

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #946 on:** March 24, 2016, 02:45:07 AM »

Finally more males in Touhou!

What if Youkai Mountain became a massive artillery base?

LawfulInsane · « **Reply #947 on:** March 24, 2016, 06:26:39 AM »

What IS there to fire at?

Unless someone invaded Gensokyo, then Youkai Mountain would save it.

What if Utsuho worked for the Manhattan Project?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #948 on:** March 24, 2016, 08:54:21 AM »

Quote from: LawfulInsane on March 24, 2016, 06:26:39 AM

What if Utsuho worked for the Manhattan Project?

If Sanae found out, she would become very very angry. (And it also means that Touhou takes place during/after WW2)

What if ZUN rebooted Touhou again, "removing" even Reimu and Marisa? (Nevermind the fact that Boomer asked a similar question before.)

game2011 · « **Reply #949 on:** March 24, 2016, 12:26:47 PM »

Sanae is now the new protagonist, and also the only returning character.

What if the next game takes place 10 years after Touhou 15?

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #950 on:** March 24, 2016, 12:51:12 PM »

Then only the humans would show a 'showing' change in body. And hope Reimu has an offspring to resume the Hakurei job.

What if Reimu has a big brother?

game2011 · « **Reply #951 on:** March 24, 2016, 02:04:30 PM »

He'll be a character who never makes a physical appearance whatsoever. We only get to hear him speak.

What if ZUN says to all power level discussion participants that he thinks his characters aren't actually very powerful?

PK · « **Reply #952 on:** March 24, 2016, 02:54:16 PM »

People would start arguing
a) "Not really powerful compared to who?"
and
b) "Who's the least "not very powerful" among them?"

What if ULiL final boss was (genderswapped) ZUN instead of Sumireko?

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #953 on:** March 24, 2016, 03:33:55 PM »

She'd be still beatable like Sumireko, unless the 'she' becomes the 'he'.

What if Mokou plays a game of soccer?

Chirumiru-chan · « **Reply #954 on:** March 24, 2016, 04:20:49 PM »

Quote from: Hannibal_Kills on March 24, 2016, 03:33:55 PM

She'd be still beatable like Sumireko, unless the 'she' becomes the 'he'.

What if Mokou plays a game of soccer?

The ball would be on fire...

What if Sanae was actually Mima?

PK · « **Reply #955 on:** March 24, 2016, 05:14:27 PM »

Then Mima managed to become a god of a shrine after all. Not a "complete god", not the Hakurei god, but it's still something, right?

What if absolutely everything in PMiSS and SoPM becomes true due to the urban legend incident?

Chirumiru-chan · « **Reply #956 on:** March 24, 2016, 06:58:29 PM »

Quote from: PK on March 24, 2016, 05:14:27 PM

Then Mima managed to become a god of a shrine after all. Not a "complete god", not the Hakurei god, but it's still something, right?

What if absolutely everything in PMiSS and SoPM becomes true due to the urban legend incident?

Fandom yay

What if Touhou was set in Korean?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #957 on:** March 25, 2016, 12:50:19 AM »

Then almost every characters will have Korean-sounding names, and drinks Korean tea. Also, Korean!Gensokyo will be split off during the Joseong Dynasty.

What if Mima have pupils other than Marisa?

Chirumiru-chan · « **Reply #958 on:** March 25, 2016, 01:04:49 AM »

Quote from: Lt Colonel Summers on March 25, 2016, 12:50:19 AM

Then almost every characters will have Korean-sounding names, and drinks Korean tea. Also, Korean!Gensokyo will be split off during the Joseong Dynasty.

What if Mima have pupils other than Marisa?

One would be Bass, the other would be Rin Satsuki, and I forget the rest.

What if the mentally unstable girl who created Kana came back to Gensokyo?

Ryuunotaki · « **Reply #959 on:** March 25, 2016, 05:28:42 AM »

Then there shall be an incident on the matter of lunatics and a poltergeist advent.

What if Touhou were about the Lunar Capital, rather than Gensokyo?