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Title: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 12, 2009, 10:17:08 PM
LAST NIGHT

Ruro: Hmm... Donut told me to play LLS before going to bed. But I don't remember anything about it... I'm gonna be doing this blind! Blind runs are BAD! I mean, sure, I managed to 1cc IN for the first time on a blind run, but this is PC-98! It's much harder than IN! And I haven't played a PC-98 since UFO came out! Oh well... maybe it would be nice to try.

/me set her lives to default and after a false start on lunatic, she began to play on normal mode as ReimuB.

Ruro: It was awful nice of Donut to give me his .hdi for LLS... not that it matters for anything but unlocking extra, since there's no practice mode on PC-98. Oh well.

[insert sounds of "OH GOD ORANGE'S BULLETS ARE HUGE", "Kurumi plays like the first Samidare boss!", "AAAAAAAAAH FUCK YOUR TILES, ELLY AAAAAAAAAAH", "AAAAAAAAAAH OERRIES SUN BOMB BOMB BOMB", "Ow Yuka not in the face ow ow", "Screw the rules, I have green hair!", etc.]

Ruro: ... aw, hell, guess I should use my camera again, since screenshots won't work on fullscreen.

(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p307/SakuraRurouni/IMG_0675.jpg)

Ruro: Yaaaay~

(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p307/SakuraRurouni/IMG_0676.jpg)

Ruro: lol no

Ruro: ... Well, I played on default and beat Yuka with five lives in stock, so I wonder how I did with score.


/me entered the high score menu, saw that she was below the high score entry, sighed.

Ruro: Oh well.

/me ... got an idea!

Ruro: ... hey, I wonder what Donut's high score was on lunatic! This is his .hdi, after all, so I should be able to se--

(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p307/SakuraRurouni/IMG_0677.jpg)

Ruro: .... "Reimu♡Me?"

/me burst out laughing

Ruro: Oh sweet Jesus this is awesom--

(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p307/SakuraRurouni/IMG_0678.jpg)

Ruro: ...

Ruro: ...................

Ruro: ... OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

Ruro: NOW I HAVE TO SHOW THIS TO EVERYONE
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 12, 2009, 10:18:10 PM
DISCLAIMER: I regret nothing.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on September 12, 2009, 10:19:12 PM
I can't stop laughing oh my GOD. That's pretty pathetic. :V



Oh, and this may as well be a good place to post this.

16:44 Donasa Minamitsu : lol, I just had a really lame thought
16:44 Donasa Minamitsu : If Komachi was the old man in The Telltale Heart, you know
what that scene would be called?
16:44 Kaneko : Well that's the only way EES's theme could be any lamer
16:44 Donasa Minamitsu : BED ON DEATH! XD XD XD
16:44 Kaneko : ...
16:44 Kaneko : ...
16:44 Kaneko : . . .
16:45 Kaneko : Oh my GOD.
16:45 Donasa Minamitsu : I'm awesome
16:45 Kaneko : Copied. >_>;
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 12, 2009, 10:19:41 PM
DISCLAIMER: I regret nothing.

Sure you don't, Ninten "Reimu♡Me" donut888.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Hello Purvis on September 12, 2009, 10:20:44 PM
DISCLAIMER: I regret nothing.

Homo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mC02tW9N2U&feature=channel_page)
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Moerin on September 12, 2009, 10:21:51 PM
What the...!?

Oh god, that's just... So... Pffhahahahaha~!

/me dies of laughter.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Sana on September 12, 2009, 10:22:43 PM
I was totally expecting "Gengetu<3" but..."Reimu<3Me"?

I'm so glad I don't name my scores silly things. :P
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Nine West on September 12, 2009, 10:23:52 PM
HOLY CRAP

DONUT

HE HAS ENLIGHTEN US

* Gengetsu approves

Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Moerin on September 12, 2009, 10:24:48 PM
I believe everyone needs to see this, so...

Eheheh~
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Kiro on September 12, 2009, 10:24:58 PM
Ouch...
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 12, 2009, 10:27:02 PM
I don't know about you guys, but it's the "MAIWAIFU" entry that REALLY gets me.

Well, that and "HNNNNNG♡".
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Moerin on September 12, 2009, 10:29:45 PM
I was thinking the same thing, Ruro... But then again, that shouldn't really come as a surprise~

...Heh, "MAIWAIFU"...
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Nine West on September 12, 2009, 10:30:53 PM
I don't know about you guys, but it's the "MAIWAIFU" entry that REALLY gets me.

Well, that and "HNNNNNG♡".

ITT DONUT KNOCK GENGETSU OFF
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on September 12, 2009, 10:31:41 PM
Reimu♡Me and HNNNNNG♡ are my favorites.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Slaves on September 12, 2009, 10:32:48 PM
wow

the weirdest one i have on mine is "Babie$"
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Bias Bus on September 12, 2009, 10:34:25 PM
"Timeout <3"?

What the shit?

I don't think I've laughed this hard...ever. Now look what you made me do, there's pre-chewed Chocolate all over my shorts...
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 12, 2009, 10:38:43 PM
Timeout <3 Was the first time I experienced Gengetu Rape Time.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Nine West on September 12, 2009, 10:40:54 PM
Quote from: nintendonut888
Behold the newest incarnation of my Touhou character ranking.

1 Yukari Yakumo
2 Gengetu

Discuss.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Sana on September 12, 2009, 10:45:46 PM
Quote from: nintendonut888
Behold the newest incarnation of my Touhou character ranking.

1 Yukari Yakumo
2 Gengetu

Discuss.
That has to be a lie.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Moerin on September 12, 2009, 10:47:27 PM
Somehow, this needs to work it's way into Ijiatsu~

...Somehow.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Nine West on September 12, 2009, 10:52:54 PM
Somehow, this needs to work it's way into Ijiatsu~

...Somehow.

Oh, sure... if we could incorporate ZUN's characters in there.

DonutXGengetsu yuri isn't something outside of my power. ;)
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 12, 2009, 10:54:19 PM
I do in fact love Yukari more than Gengetu, my fanboyism for her is simply more subdued. I have to give Gengetu enough love for an entire fandom after all~

Somehow, this needs to work it's way into Ijiatsu~

...Somehow.

Oh, sure... if we could incorporate ZUN's characters in there.

DonutXGengetsu yuri isn't something outside of my power. ;)

Oh god please yes.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 12, 2009, 10:55:47 PM
[16:45] Donasa Minamitsu: Wait
[16:45] Donasa Minamitsu: Ruro, look at my high score list in Mystic Square
[16:45] Donasa Minamitsu: Extra isn't as ridiculous, but you may still get at least a WTF out of it
[16:45] Ruroukanken: Hmm?
[16:45] Ruroukanken: ...
[16:46] Ruroukanken: ........ I'm going to find something horrible aren't I

five minutes later

(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/7853/scorenameregistration.png)

....

(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/8763/yukawhat.jpg)

WHAT THE HELL
YUKA
WHAT THE
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Sodium on September 12, 2009, 10:58:19 PM
ITT: lolDonut
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Moerin on September 12, 2009, 10:58:52 PM
I feel Donut's thoughts about Yuka are perfectly justified~

Hell, I feel the same way about her~
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Nine West on September 12, 2009, 10:59:34 PM
Ahem...

Somehow, this needs to work it's way into Ijiatsu~

...Somehow.

Oh, sure... if we could incorporate ZUN's characters in there.

YukaXDonutXGengetsu yuri isn't something outside of my power. ;)

Fixed (open to future revisions).
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Sodium on September 12, 2009, 11:00:37 PM
I like how only 1 of them is "Donut". Although AAAAAAAA is legit too, seeing as I put that when I'm lazy.

Also, Ruro x Donut, etc.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 12, 2009, 11:06:10 PM
You're a hero, Donut.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Moerin on September 12, 2009, 11:12:25 PM
Ahem...

Somehow, this needs to work it's way into Ijiatsu~

...Somehow.

Oh, sure... if we could incorporate ZUN's characters in there.

YukaXDonutXGengetsu yuri isn't something outside of my power. ;)

Fixed (open to future revisions).

Nwbi, if you could fix up some TheorinxRin, and possibly TheorinxZengar (because, let's face it, your Zengar was pretty freaking hot), then I'd be eternally grateful~

...Of course, you don't have to do it if you don't want to...
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 12, 2009, 11:19:47 PM
I request Donut x Ruro.

... it's not my fault that Slaves drew Donut's legs really well. >_>
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 12, 2009, 11:20:16 PM
I request me taunting Ruro with a mannequin leg.

=(
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Dragoshi on September 12, 2009, 11:26:04 PM
Reimu<3me is kinda funny, I guess. Though, what really got me was the manglings of Gengetsu and the eight hearts.

Yuka's thing just slays me, though.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 12, 2009, 11:27:50 PM
The manglings of Gengetu (and I guess the start of this whole thing in the first place) were to make fun of this guy on GameFAQs who seemed to not be able to spell Gengetu's name right, so I decided to see how much I could butcher her name.

I love how I'm not ashamed of this at all. XD
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Sana on September 12, 2009, 11:28:51 PM
Quote
ISEXU(musicnote)

.....what?
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Tengukami on September 12, 2009, 11:46:59 PM
I love how I'm not ashamed of this at all. XD

You shouldn't be. I wish it had occured to me to type cute little messages in my replays/high score lists.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Nine West on September 13, 2009, 12:13:30 AM
Also, Ruro x Donut, etc.
Nwbi, if you could fix up some TheorinxRin, and possibly TheorinxZengar (because, let's face it, your Zengar was pretty freaking hot), then I'd be eternally grateful~
I request Donut x Ruro.
I request me taunting Ruro with a mannequin leg.

Somehow, I have started an art request thread without actually making one. :V

And no, don't expect me to get to any of these soon. Right now, I'm focusing on redrawing and coloring Slaves' concept arts first, which would take up several weeks due to school and such.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Rikter on September 13, 2009, 12:34:16 AM
Why am I not suprised that A topic like this would get a sticky?
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Nachtwanderlied on September 13, 2009, 12:36:42 AM
Timeout<3

Best.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin on September 13, 2009, 01:11:36 AM
ahahahahaha
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Sapz on September 13, 2009, 01:54:49 AM
Requesting GengetuxGugnitsu. :V
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 13, 2009, 01:59:27 AM
Requesting GengetuxGugnitsu. :V

In which they use Gungniretsu as a sex toy. :V

I am so terrible.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Gpop on September 13, 2009, 02:33:39 AM
PC-98 games?

I'm still waiting for the damn patch. Then I'll challenge this HS.

Also, Koishi x Gengetsu
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 13, 2009, 02:34:24 AM
You don't have to bother. If you 1cc, chances are you'll get a higher score than me. ;>_> I'm notoriously bad at scoring.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Slaves on September 13, 2009, 02:35:42 AM
Donut x MoTK forum interface x Ruro's edit tag
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Gpop on September 13, 2009, 02:35:55 AM
You don't have to bother. If you 1cc, chances are you'll get a higher score than me. ;>_> I'm notoriously bad at scoring.

I still won't care for the games and their characters whatsoever. I still haven't reinstalled the games :V
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Sapz on September 13, 2009, 02:42:33 AM
Requesting GengetuxGugnitsu. :V

In which they use Gungniretsu as a sex toy. :V

I am so terrible.

/me headdesks

You don't have to bother. If you 1cc, chances are you'll get a higher score than me. ;>_> I'm notoriously bad at scoring.

Hey, I bet you're still not as bad as me.

Come to think of it... hmm. I don't suppose anyone feels like making a Low Score thread? Could be fun. :V
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Prody on September 13, 2009, 03:33:31 AM
I salute you, Donut! I shall submit to you!
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 13, 2009, 05:37:04 AM
Come to think of it... hmm. I don't suppose anyone feels like making a Low Score thread? Could be fun. :V

I remember seeing a weird '0 score' IN replay with Youmu. But since it game over'd before midboss wriggle... maybe you mean while also clearing? That'd probably be basically a pacifist run.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: LHCling on September 13, 2009, 06:09:17 AM
Bah, why do I always miss the best things when I go out for the day?
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Slaves on September 13, 2009, 06:14:31 AM
SHIT

GUYS (he/she)'S BACK

DELETE DELETE DELETE
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 13, 2009, 02:35:00 PM
I am sitting here in a library, and I was doing my best to stay silent until now.

Then I saw Isexyou.

GOD I can't wait to get my internet back. -_-
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 14, 2009, 01:02:21 AM
You know what I realized? I don't have that high score list anymore. It's been a while since I updated my PC-98 folder on my USB drive, and it turns out the one I had was actually before I ever beat LLS extra, meaning it was somewhere around May a year ago. >_<

So if Ruro would be so kind as to send me those back~ :D
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 14, 2009, 01:26:53 AM
So if Ruro would be so kind as to send me those back~ :D

Only once I beat LLS Hard. So it's to your advantage to... induce me to play it again. :D
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 14, 2009, 01:27:45 AM
Beat LLS hard and I actually WILL start writing that new story arc. That good enough?
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 14, 2009, 01:28:46 AM
Ahem.

Once upon a time, I believe you promised me shirtless Donut.

:V

Or better yet, ZETTAI RYOUIKI DONUT!
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Slaves on September 14, 2009, 01:37:31 AM
Or better yet, ZETTAI RYOUIKI DONUT!

hot damn
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 14, 2009, 01:38:39 AM
Slaves, you are a true bro ;_;

Not like that loser Donut who likes to sex Yuka up in his score files
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 14, 2009, 01:48:04 AM
It was a very sexy clear! D:

EDIT: Also, I promised you shirtless IF YOU BEAT EoSD HARD. My offer is still open. ;)
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on September 14, 2009, 01:50:51 AM
Oi! Stop taunting my breakfast! Donuts aren't very tasty when agitated.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 14, 2009, 01:52:19 AM
Oi! Stop taunting my breakfast! Donuts aren't very tasty when agitated.

On the contrary, I find that the strawberry filling is even tastier when that happens~
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 14, 2009, 01:53:12 AM
I support these motions of motivation.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 14, 2009, 01:53:29 AM
Oi! Stop taunting my breakfast! Donuts aren't very tasty when agitated.

On the contrary, I find that the strawberry filling is even tastier when that happens~

You promised you'd keep that a secret. D:
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on September 14, 2009, 01:55:38 AM
Oi! Stop taunting my breakfast! Donuts aren't very tasty when agitated.

On the contrary, I find that the strawberry filling is even tastier when that happens~

You promised you'd keep that a secret. D:
Stra-- son of a... WHERE'S MY LEMON JELLY?!?

AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CINNAMON ROLL?!?
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 14, 2009, 01:57:09 AM
Stra-- son of a... WHERE'S MY LEMON JELLY?!?

AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CINNAMON ROLL?!?

I am not responsible for those. I am only interested in delicious strawberry-filled donuts.

... E-Mouse, however, might have an idea.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on September 14, 2009, 01:58:12 AM
aw hell, Chendre's not going to be happy about this...
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Gpop on September 14, 2009, 02:01:13 AM
Oh yes, I forgot to agree on that strawberry-filled sex-session Ruro asked me for.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 14, 2009, 02:05:13 AM
Oh yes, I forgot to agree on that strawberry-filled sex-session Ruro asked me for.

Quote from: Lotus LAN Story
Elly smiled at her. ?Oh, don't worry about it. This is going to be fun, I just know--?

"Oh, Shiki-chan, you're so incredible! Let's go have sex!" Yumemi proposed in a very loud voice.

Elly blinked.

"Uh... what?" Shikieiki asked, blushing as Elly and Kurumi looked over at them, eyes widening in horror.

"No, really. Right now. Forget playing Actress Again and Arc Drive Finishes. I wanna go have sex with you on a bed of strawberries."

?Okay!? Shikieiki agreed and the two ran out the door and left Mugenkan, skipping hand-in-hand into the Garden of the Sun.

?--it,? Elly finished, watching the star-crossed lovers run off.

?I hate my unlife,? Kurumi groaned as the two girls chased after them.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Sana on September 14, 2009, 02:09:40 AM
Yumemi plays MBAA. My respect for her just went up a notch or five.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 14, 2009, 02:25:37 AM
Oi! Stop taunting my breakfast! Donuts aren't very tasty when agitated.

On the contrary, I find that the strawberry filling is even tastier when that happens~
So Donut's a Yukkuri?
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Dragoshi on September 14, 2009, 02:51:14 AM
Oi! Stop taunting my breakfast! Donuts aren't very tasty when agitated.

On the contrary, I find that the strawberry filling is even tastier when that happens~
So Donut's a Yukkuri?

Nah. If he was, I would've annihilated him on the spot. Psychotically intense hatred towards Yukkuris and whatnot.
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: dustyjo on September 14, 2009, 04:35:17 AM
ufu...uun<3
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Matsuri on September 14, 2009, 04:37:10 AM
My scoreboards are filled with a lot of 'AAAAAAAAAA' entries.

Mainly because I'm yelling at stuff when I lose.  :V
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: dustyjo on September 14, 2009, 04:37:38 AM
Mine are full of FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: Moerin on September 14, 2009, 04:59:41 AM
Quote
Something-something shirtless Donut something-something Yumemi sexing up Shiki something-something

I have no idea where this topic is going anymore, but I heartily approve of it~
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 14, 2009, 06:31:27 AM
If the "AAAAAAAA"s are too boring for you people, try picturing it as moans of pleasure. ;)

ufu...uun<3

Yuka says "uun" a lot in her ending (translation: Yes...). I have no idea what the heck is going on in that ending, but I find it moe. Yes. Youkai moe~

Quote
Something-something shirtless Donut something-something Yumemi sexing up Shiki something-something

I have no idea where this topic is going anymore, but I heartily approve of it~

Then you know what you have to do: Encourage Ruro to 1cc EoSD hard. =D
Title: Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 14, 2009, 08:17:39 AM
..... note to self, if I feel like I have free time tomorrow try to do this myself. And pass the replay off as Ruro's demand that count!