HEY GANG! WHO'S READY FOR SOME SHITTY 3DS PICTURES?!Here, in the eternal battlefield of the Astragius Galaxy, lies a secret, unbeknownst to the soldiers that give their lives for a war with no meaning.
But with the proper tools, one can learn the truth.
Having excavated the top layer of soil during Balarant's latest upswing, my lovely assistant and I were shocked to find a curious shell of undefinable grayish matter, perhaps a product of the Quaintian Civilization?
Ever fearless, my lovely assistant journeyed deeper with, and uncovered a variety of artifacts! Without a doubt, the Quaintmen were here!
Here we see a disturbing vessel, perhaps an icon to their curious leaders who arose at the end of the Quaintian Era? I suspect it was designed to hold sacrificial libations to their unknowable thirsts.
Zounds! Could it be? A record of the Quaintian Downfall! Could this hold the story of Wiseman?! What a find!
Dear god! It's the record of the resistance! Here indeed si the story of Quaint's downfall! This could redefine what we know of the history of the Astragius Galaxy!
What is this, Lovely Assistant?
A missive?
It is! A message! But who can decode it?
"Yo, Purvis!
Another Secret Santa has come to pass, tis I who taken the reigns! Kind of muddled on what to get for an old cuss like you, so I hope what is included in this package is at least semi-satisfactory!
Sincerely, Your CPSS Secret Santa!"
H-how. How can this be?! C-could the Overman had left this, all those thousands of years ago, knowing I would come to find it? Is, is this fate? Have I always been a puppet?!
"(Me including this doodle may not make it so secret, but whatevs!)"
That...pictograph... no...
LOVELY ASSISTANT, IT'S YOU! IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU!
YOU WERE THE OVERMAN THE WHOLE TIME!!!War. War is the eternal fate of the Astragius Galaxy. These artifacts, so lovely and precious, they are the proof. From the very beginning, the Balarant and the Gilgamesh... It was all planned. We have seen the face of the Overman, she was with us the whole time... What does this mean for us all? Will the demon flames consume us all? Oh, if only I could have been the Overman!!