Author Topic: Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind (Call America, Germany wins!) (Read 32845 times)

PX · « **Reply #210 on:** June 27, 2011, 01:30:18 AM »

How I summarize my experience in Diplomacy:

Game 1: Mistake: Not talking with people
Game 2: Mistake: Trusting the people I talked to

Results? Everybody is a jerk. :3

ActionDan · « **Reply #211 on:** June 27, 2011, 01:48:46 AM »

I was allied with you T_T

PX · « **Reply #212 on:** June 27, 2011, 01:52:33 AM »

Quote from: ActionDan on June 27, 2011, 01:48:46 AM

I was allied with you T_T

Conqueror · « **Reply #213 on:** June 27, 2011, 03:51:53 AM »

Ahh...
The empire I had finally rebuilt is under attack,
and my former allies are responsible for the destruction.
Things aren't going my way lately....
Recent betrayals have set me thinking.
There is no need to fill the world with hate.
Why devolve into anger when we can all have fun together?
I dreamed a dream, of fantasy and romance.
Of a world filled with love, hugs, and kittens.
And so I've made my decision.
I'll spread my message of peace and joy.
I'll make this world my wonderful heaven.
No matter how many times you come, I won't lose!

Edible · « **Reply #214 on:** June 27, 2011, 03:58:02 AM »

Quote from: Conqueror on June 27, 2011, 03:51:53 AM

No matter how many times you come, I won't lose!

iyan~

ActionDan · « **Reply #215 on:** June 27, 2011, 04:01:48 AM »

Poor, Poor Px, the pagan gods surly have punished you!

Quote

The point is the longer PX stays in position the longer I have to exercise restraint toward Germany, so yes the attack on Saint Petersburg is necessary.

Dorian von Habsburg

Sorry Shadow-buns, but I was plotting against you, as you maliciously outed me as scum in JoJo's.

But I'm sure that evil parrot was actually blinding us all, by his parrot-ty ways.

Schezo · « **Reply #216 on:** June 27, 2011, 04:05:40 AM »

It's rude to take a God's credit when you were the one that did some of this. :V

Shadoweh · « **Reply #217 on:** June 27, 2011, 04:16:26 AM »

Quote from: ActionDan on June 27, 2011, 04:01:48 AM

Sorry Shadow-buns, but I was plotting against you, as you maliciously outed me as scum in JoJo's.

Kitten4u outted you, I outted your replace in.
Conqueror is still scum btw. O_O
WATCHING YOU

Conqueror · « **Reply #218 on:** June 27, 2011, 04:16:59 AM »

By the way, Dan is a rogue zombie former deposed dictator.
I'd take everything he says with a brain of salt.

Schezo · « **Reply #219 on:** June 27, 2011, 04:19:57 AM »

o rly?

ActionDan · « **Reply #220 on:** June 27, 2011, 04:25:41 AM »

I's in your crops. Eating you's crows.

and would like a bite of that parrot.

Also Px forgets about the fall phase, the phase that matters ^^.

ActionDan · « **Reply #221 on:** June 27, 2011, 04:30:33 AM »

Let me fill in the missing link
Shadoweh <-------Hydra's with----------Kitten4u <--------------Hydra's with------------------Conqueror <-------------------Hydra's with-----------ActionDan <---------------------Hydra's with?

??--------------------Shadoweh

Kasu · « **Reply #222 on:** June 27, 2011, 03:14:46 PM »

Hey Schezo, you'll be following up on that post from the start of the month and visiting England right? :3

ActionDan · « **Reply #223 on:** June 27, 2011, 03:42:38 PM »

For anyone who doesn't think there is a corrolation between Diplomacy and Mafia,

Zak crumbed his role in the Diplomacy thread, and parrots are evil in both

PX · « **Reply #224 on:** June 27, 2011, 03:49:08 PM »

TALKING ABOUT THE GAME OUTSIDE OF THE GAME THREAD! AND NOT EVEN PLAYING!

PUNISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadoweh · « **Reply #225 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:18:08 PM »

##Modkill: Action Dan

Dan, are you saying you want to hydra with me and fill in the missing link? I don't think I could handle your oh sho scummy zombie aura.. though us brain-eaters gotta stick together!
I mean I'm not a zombie what

Schezo · « **Reply #226 on:** June 27, 2011, 11:32:28 PM »

You're naut a mod. Stop using that command! >:<

ActionDan · « **Reply #227 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:02:14 AM »

As the towniest town, I'm positive you could carry some extra dead weight!

Kasu · « **Reply #228 on:** June 28, 2011, 01:08:56 AM »

* Kasu watches as all of the mafia talk goes over his head.

ActionDan · « **Reply #229 on:** June 28, 2011, 02:46:41 AM »

It's ok. Since Turkey has survived 15 days, I can now ##Protect Everyone, that's right, now's the perfect chance to declare a 76 way tie! Who's with me! Note: Side effects of claiming doctor include scum fakeclaiming, a third protective role, suspension of disbelieve, and/or being Schezo. If you're suffering from one of these or other symptoms please see your local doctor, that is also not you

Schezo · « **Reply #230 on:** June 28, 2011, 02:50:41 AM »

No doctor protects!

##Roleblock
##Modkill

Looks like you're gone, so no peace for this continent. War resumes.

ActionDan · « **Reply #231 on:** June 29, 2011, 11:15:13 PM »

Posting for the last minute WIFOM!

Also, could you guys send me copies of the stuff you send to Conqueror (that is, if you guys are sending PMs to him). I won't respond or say a word of course, the Kitten4u treatment.

Conqueror · « **Reply #232 on:** June 29, 2011, 11:16:22 PM »

Quote from: ActionDan on June 29, 2011, 11:15:13 PM

(that is, if you guys are sending PMs to him).

Yeah, about that. :V

PX · « **Reply #233 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:04:36 AM »

Conqueror you jerk send in your orders!

ActionDan · « **Reply #234 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:35:38 AM »

Quote from: PX on June 30, 2011, 01:04:36 AM

Conqueror you jerk send in your orders!

YOU!

Schezo · « **Reply #235 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:47:51 AM »

Fall of 1905 Movement

Austria:
A Pie - Tyr
A Rum Supports A Ser - Bul
A Ser - Bul
A Sev Supports A War - Mos
Dislodged from Mos (2 vs. 1)
A Tyr - Vie
A War - Mos
Struck back against Stp (1 vs. 1)

England:
A Fin Supports F Nth - Nwy
Support failed :V
F Nwy - Bar (then into an iceburg to sink and crash)
England hasn't the supplies to weather this winter. Wave goodbye everyone.

France:
A Bur - Gas
A Edi Holds
A Gas - Spa
A Mar - pie
Struck back against Tus (1 vs. 1)
F Mao - Wes
F Nwg Supports A Hol - Nwy
F Wes - Lyo

Germany:
F Bal Supports A Swe
A Bel Holds
A Hol - Nwy
Convoy path taken: Hol>Nth>Nwy
F Nth Convoys A Hol - Nwy
A Pru - Lvn
A Sil - Gal
A Swe Supports A Hol - Nwy

Italy:
A Rom - Tus
A Tus - Pie

Turkey:
F Adr Supports F Tri
F Bla Supports A Mos - Sev
A Bul - Rum
Struck back with Rum (1 vs. 1)
Dislodged from Ser (2 vs. 1)
F Gre Supports A Bul
Support failed.
F Ion - Tun
A Mos - Sev
A Stp - Mos
Struck back against War (1 vs. 1)
F Tri Supports A Ven
A Ven Supports A Tus - Pie

Retreat orders needed from:
Austria:
A Sev

Turkey:
A Bul

Fall of1905 Resolutions

The deadline for retreat orders is 30.6 10:00PM/2200CST

Kasu · « **Reply #236 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:51:56 AM »

* Kasu waves goodbye to PX innocently.

PX · « **Reply #237 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:56:42 AM »

A captain goes down with his ship. DAMN YOU MOTHER NATURE! YOU AND YOUR ICEBERGS!

ActionDan · « **Reply #238 on:** June 30, 2011, 02:29:37 AM »

Well... I think I am contesting Austria's dislodgement of Bulgaria. I think it should be 2 vs. 2

Shadoweh · « **Reply #239 on:** June 30, 2011, 02:33:17 AM »

Move orders don't turn into Holds when they fail, silly Dan.

In fact it's the only situation where a support fails to hold a position.
I'm reading the rules trying to figure out why Austria lost Moscow, on the surface it looks like it should have been 2 vs 2 there.