Author Topic: If you were to meet... (Read 81186 times)

Tired/Warm · « **Reply #930 on:** July 02, 2011, 01:05:29 AM »

Tell her that's a cool pair of slacks. Very professionally reporteresque.

On an autumn day, you find yourself walking through Gensokyo and discover a perfectly baked apple pie - or other desert of autumness if you are not a fan of apples or pies.

The only problem? It belongs to Kanako.

NEETori · « **Reply #931 on:** July 02, 2011, 01:28:19 AM »

Danmaku battle her ass after figuring out a way to cheat past VoWG.

Patchuoli, needing love again, uses Philosopher's Stone in a surprising yandere mode attack.

CS · « **Reply #932 on:** July 02, 2011, 01:36:50 AM »

Give her a cooldown hug!

Chen is wearing a really short skirt and- wait what's that? HOLY SH*T IT'S RAN'S LAST SPELL HOMING NOSEBLEED MISSILES! And their coming YOUR way!

Phlegeth · « **Reply #933 on:** July 02, 2011, 02:12:15 AM »

Tap dodge it.

Tewi's done the impossible, she dug a pitfall in the sky.

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #934 on:** July 02, 2011, 02:31:21 AM »

Show her how I fuck the sky.

Kotohime repossesses your car.

Halca · « **Reply #935 on:** July 02, 2011, 02:34:12 AM »

.... and your dog, and your shoes, and your house, and your wife.....

Marisa in pigtails!

DX7.EP · « **Reply #936 on:** July 02, 2011, 04:17:09 AM »

The Touhou cast turned to little 6-9 year old children! Either that or Marisa found that keeping hair like she usually did was risky since danmaku could ruin it, ze.

Reimu and her shrine get run over by Steve Jobs + the iShrine. Who needs donations when you sell a bazillion iToys and apps?
(and even we long-time Apple users, most of whom are hating on the company's current consumer direction, go :ohdear:)

The Unlimited RR · « **Reply #937 on:** July 02, 2011, 04:24:55 AM »

Take the picture, but try to avoid looking at it out of fear of a rabid Momiji trying to maul you.

Oh, crap. Said rabid wolf is still charging at you. And she has her sword drawn, oh great!

Phlegeth · « **Reply #938 on:** July 02, 2011, 04:36:07 AM »

Spray her with water! Rabids are afraid of water or something. Learned that from The Office.

Mima's back from behind the black and ready to whoop some ass.

Tired/Warm · « **Reply #939 on:** July 02, 2011, 04:45:21 AM »

Mimaaaa! I run over to get her autograph and shoot the shit, and am quickly turned into ~~dead parrot~~ ~~tempura~~ ashes on the wind.

Mima's still back from the dead and ready to whoop some ass... But she's also thirsty! Where should she go, and what should she drink?

CS · « **Reply #940 on:** July 02, 2011, 04:49:16 AM »

~~Ask Bear Grylls for some advice...~~
Give her a bottle of Jack Daniels

Mima's now drunk and is giving you her own trollface

Tired/Warm · « **Reply #941 on:** July 02, 2011, 05:00:35 AM »

~~Bear Grylls and Mima are BFFS~~

Her expression just keeps getting worse. Well, to be honest... It looks something like this.

In other totally unrelated news, you have decided to go live a quiet life hidden deep, deep in a mountain cavern where you will most likely never be in danger ever.

Surprise Yamame attack!

NEETori · « **Reply #942 on:** July 02, 2011, 06:22:53 AM »

OH CRAP IT'S KOGASA!

DAMMIT NUE + KOGASA!

The real Yamame cures every disease forever.

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #943 on:** July 02, 2011, 08:28:59 AM »

Finally, maybe now things will actually look up for the family for a change. :V

Hey, get a look at Meiling. She's wearing...Hey, that purple outfit with gold/black trim, and red cloth look awfully familiar...
....Isn't that Master Asia's outfit?! Where the hell did she get that?!

Patorikku · « **Reply #944 on:** July 02, 2011, 03:53:20 PM »

Hey, she looks pretty good in that. Glad I bought her that outfit from the outside world.

Remilia seems to be a little ticked off right about now. Seems like there's a huge bite in her cake...

CS · « **Reply #945 on:** July 02, 2011, 04:04:43 PM »

Just look away and keep whistling. She''ll never suspect a thing...

Patchy's on steroids!

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #946 on:** July 02, 2011, 05:07:22 PM »

wow, betcha she can roll high on grapple checks now.
How decidedly un-mage.

Hey, izzat Mokou?
she's acting weird though, running into the same bamboo plant over, and over, and over, and over.

game2011 · « **Reply #947 on:** July 02, 2011, 05:23:48 PM »

Tell Alice to stop going overboard with her newly acquired human-controlling magic.

You throw bird seeds onto the ground to feed pigeons, but then Mystia come over to feed on them (the seeds).

Phlegeth · « **Reply #948 on:** July 02, 2011, 05:33:44 PM »

After I run out of seeds, she's going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!

Sakuya's drunk and using her time stoppy powers to do uncouth things to people.

Koakkuri · « **Reply #949 on:** July 02, 2011, 06:04:32 PM »

Eh, might as well make a buck out of it. *takes pictures of the results and sells them to Aya later*

It's Daiyousei, practising to become a death fairy.

NEETori · « **Reply #950 on:** July 02, 2011, 07:26:39 PM »

Tell her she's doing it wrong and throw a IN deathfairy at her.

Speaking of Deathfairies, there's a swarm of them and BoWaP will-o-wisps flying straight at you, and they have you surrounded in all directions.

Mimachiro · « **Reply #951 on:** July 02, 2011, 11:03:20 PM »

Call in Orin

What would you do if you found yourself glued to Reimu? (Fairy's love pranks)

ふとくていなねこじょおう · « **Reply #952 on:** July 02, 2011, 11:19:55 PM »

So...Anyone up for tea and glue thinner?

Aya is stalking you.

DX7.EP · « **Reply #953 on:** July 02, 2011, 11:37:50 PM »

<<Aya est d'espion!>>
Start by spy-checking the area. And if that doesn't work....

Mystia starts using Melodyne/Autotune.

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #954 on:** July 02, 2011, 11:57:17 PM »

Kill every motherfucker in the room for it.

Hina roundhouse kicks you in the face, announcing that she has found the hentai.

Momijibot · « **Reply #955 on:** July 03, 2011, 12:20:39 AM »

Quote from: JackMackerel on July 02, 2011, 11:57:17 PM

Hina roundhouse kicks you in the face, announcing that she has found the hentai.

How in the HELL did she-did she just flash her underwear?

Shikigamiception-take it as you will.

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #956 on:** July 03, 2011, 12:27:10 AM »

Quote from: Momijibot on July 03, 2011, 12:20:39 AM

Shikigamiception-take it as you will.

Yo dawg, we gave your shikigami a shikigami, so you can summon shikigami while you summon shikigami!

...Oh dear, somehow there was a glue accident when Aya started futzing around with her fan, and that resulted in the both of you getting glued together.

Spiderpig2398 · « **Reply #957 on:** July 03, 2011, 12:58:55 AM »

Well, another for tea?

Alice sends Shanghai to help, but all Shanghai ends up doing is getting her sword stuck in the glue.

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #958 on:** July 03, 2011, 01:42:25 AM »

You're not helping!

Suddenly, you find yourself pushing a katamari and have rolled up the Hakurei Shrine.

Spiderpig2398 · « **Reply #959 on:** July 03, 2011, 03:41:59 AM »

Uh...No more tea?

Next up is Suika while Giant. Wat do.