Author Topic: If you were to meet... (Read 81167 times)

game2011 · « **Reply #660 on:** June 19, 2011, 03:26:07 PM »

Wake Nitori up from that really awkward dream of hers.

The the mysterious ball of light, the mid-boss of Touhou 13's first stage, wishes that it had a human form so that it can be as popular as Daiyousei and Kokakuma, both of whom were originally unnamed, and the former's name isn't even considered official.

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #661 on:** June 19, 2011, 03:28:14 PM »

You mean its not Mima? :derp:

Speaking of Mima, She is now a chibi-neko-tsundere!

game2011 · « **Reply #662 on:** June 19, 2011, 03:31:23 PM »

Give her milk, watch her drink it, and then hear her say, "I didn't drink it because I'm thankful that you gave me something to drink!"

Momiji is crying because she doesn't have an official artwork, and she's not like Daiyousei and Koakuma, both of whom originally didn't have names, and the former's name isn't even considered official.

Koakkuri · « **Reply #663 on:** June 19, 2011, 03:38:41 PM »

"Don't cry, Momiji, but look at how popular you are in spite of that! Heck, you're more popular than several stages bosses for crying out loud."

Mystia and Minoriko have set their stalls next to each other and are fiercely competing for customers. What to do?

game2011 · « **Reply #664 on:** June 19, 2011, 03:48:21 PM »

Buy from them both.

Wriggle let her hair grow long so that she looks more like a girl.

rogus247 · « **Reply #665 on:** June 19, 2011, 07:10:01 PM »

yay! :V

Nitori is out of cucumbers, and the store is all out! What to do?

Molten · « **Reply #666 on:** June 19, 2011, 08:14:43 PM »

Take her to the closest cucumber farm thingy.

You thought you saw Aya, but it seems that she has disappeared.

Momijibot · « **Reply #667 on:** June 19, 2011, 09:09:19 PM »

Quote from: Molten Laughing Sakuya on June 19, 2011, 08:14:43 PM

Take her to the closest cucumber farm thingy.

You thought you saw Aya, but it seems that she has disappeared.

Make sure there is a 0% chance of any underwearing showing, at any cost.

You walk in to the Hakurei shrine Marisa and Reimu. You hear Reimu finish "...the aristocrats!"

Halca · « **Reply #668 on:** June 19, 2011, 09:55:53 PM »

Turn around and close the door.

Kisume is in your boot.

Phlegeth · « **Reply #669 on:** June 19, 2011, 10:08:13 PM »

I do a bad Woody from Toy Story impression. "There's a girl in my boot!"

Yuuka let herself into your house.

DX7.EP · « **Reply #670 on:** June 19, 2011, 10:09:29 PM »

Me: "Hey a sunflower garden ~" *attacked by parasol*

Marisa's on mushrooms, and not the fungus kind. What's next?

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #671 on:** June 19, 2011, 10:21:00 PM »

Why this of course!

However, Ichirin would like to know what the hell is going on.

Halca · « **Reply #672 on:** June 19, 2011, 11:31:10 PM »

"Here, it's ecstasy. You should take it." and then we dance.

Kogasa pops out of your toilet- unexpectedly!

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #673 on:** June 19, 2011, 11:59:08 PM »

".......WHAT. *eyetwitch*"

Yuuka draws near!
But she looks really depressed over something...

Momijibot · « **Reply #674 on:** June 20, 2011, 12:06:26 AM »

Quote from: Hanzo K. on June 19, 2011, 11:59:08 PM

Yuuka draws near!
But she looks really depressed over something...

Offer her a handkerchief and somewhere quiet to discuss the matter-it's something, at least...

The matter is interrupted, however, by Lily White, who does nothing more than put a reassuring hand on Yuuka's shoulder.

DX7.EP · « **Reply #675 on:** June 20, 2011, 12:44:51 AM »

Lily: "IT'S SPRING, CHEER UP ALREADY!!!!"

Nearby Letty prepares an avalanche, assisted with Cirno's blizzard.

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #676 on:** June 20, 2011, 01:07:28 AM »

Shouldn't it be the other way around? Cirno starting an avalanche involves her becoming a snowball herself, and its common knowledge that its not a avalanche unless someone is caught in a snowball!
Besides, Letty's too fat to make a snowball.

Letty is now crying that I called her fat, while I have no regrets.

Halca · « **Reply #677 on:** June 20, 2011, 02:14:40 AM »

I offer her to sit in my fatty corner with me and we sit around and plot the downfall of Regina George.

Yukari is now your math teacher.

DX7.EP · « **Reply #678 on:** June 20, 2011, 02:31:24 AM »

I am now part of the area under her gap.

Patchouli now teaches literature. Not big surprise.

Koakkuri · « **Reply #679 on:** June 20, 2011, 08:23:19 AM »

Well, if there's anyine who can make literature interesting for me, it's Patchouli. *enrolls in the class*

Rikako is now your science teacher. What's up with this school? :V

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #680 on:** June 20, 2011, 09:23:34 AM »

Rikako? Science? Count me in!
Just keep me away from the volatile compounds, I can't be trusted to not level half the school.

What's all this then? Nue's teaching Drama? Never would've guessed that.

Nem · « **Reply #681 on:** June 20, 2011, 09:32:31 AM »

What kind of unidentified nonsense is this?... *signs up*

You forgot your homework! Keine is coming to headbutt you.

Mimachiro · « **Reply #682 on:** June 20, 2011, 10:30:13 AM »

Oh, hey sensei, um.. uh... at least send my flying in the direction of Youkai Mountain?

What would you do if you were in Rika's shop class?

game2011 · « **Reply #683 on:** June 20, 2011, 12:09:54 PM »

Ask if I can ride either her Lotus Tank or Evil Eye Sigma if I get a good grade.

Kanako is croaking like a frog.

CrowCakes · « **Reply #684 on:** June 20, 2011, 12:13:10 PM »

Ask her what other things she does to pass the time.

Suika is holding a boulder and is about to toss it somewhere.

CS · « **Reply #685 on:** June 20, 2011, 12:50:16 PM »

Let's see if you can reach the little bridge princess' house from here. If you do, all the booze you can drink. My treat...
*15 minutes later...*
Goddamn, why did I come up with this idea in the first place? TT.TT

Here comes your new physics teacher! Yes, that's right! It's the one and only, super genius,...

Cirno!

Spiderpig2398 · « **Reply #686 on:** June 20, 2011, 02:30:06 PM »

Oh boy! *signs up*

...Flandre is your new Geography Teacher.

Halca · « **Reply #687 on:** June 20, 2011, 03:05:20 PM »

In her first lesson, she teaches us a brutal lesson about how geography is always changing by blowing up Australia. ; u ;

It's lunch time! Medicine sits next to you and eyes your sandwich.

game2011 · « **Reply #688 on:** June 20, 2011, 03:07:48 PM »

Give it to her in fear of getting exposed to poison gas.

Kanako just made you Sanae's fianc?.

CS · « **Reply #689 on:** June 20, 2011, 03:26:29 PM »

Sure, why not? A shrine maiden is fine too...

Remilia just made you the new chief maid...