Author Topic: If you were to meet... (Read 80872 times)

CS · « **Reply #600 on:** June 16, 2011, 05:50:46 AM »

Chocolate? Did you say chocolate? Chocolate? CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!! CHOCOLATE!!!

A sadistic Tenshi appears in your room, giving you that Yuka-smile

NEETori · « **Reply #601 on:** June 16, 2011, 06:09:53 AM »

DAMMIT NUE STOP MESSING WITH ME.

Speaking of Yuuka, she'd like to offer you some jasmine tea in her flower garden.

Momijibot · « **Reply #602 on:** June 16, 2011, 07:53:30 AM »

Jasmine's a flower. Ask if she would not prefer normal tea instead.

Warning flags set to 11.

Reimu and her allies would like to 'politely' ask to donate all that you have on you.

CS · « **Reply #603 on:** June 16, 2011, 09:11:45 AM »

Call the police...
"Hello? Officer? There's a robbery here at-" *boom*

Chen is cosplaying as Ran, complete with realistically-fluffy tails...

game2011 · « **Reply #604 on:** June 16, 2011, 12:59:03 PM »

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!"

You notice that Minoriko has two left legs (referring to her official artwork).

Spiderpig2398 · « **Reply #605 on:** June 16, 2011, 01:00:49 PM »

Call a....Whatever th- Oh yeah, Surgeon.

"Hello, I seem to be with a girl that has to left legs and needs a right one."

Her sister notices you calling someone.

Phlegeth · « **Reply #606 on:** June 16, 2011, 06:04:58 PM »

This looks like the start of an important quest, full of monsters, laughter, and heartache and all around character development for the Aki sister. I don't get involved and let the Aki sisters handle Aki sister related shenanigans.

SUDDENLY! KOGASA!

NEETori · « **Reply #607 on:** June 16, 2011, 06:14:04 PM »

OH SHI-
Would you like a friend?
Yes, I was surprised.

OH SHIT IT'S FLANDRE. Oh never mind, she just wants a hug.

Momijibot · « **Reply #608 on:** June 16, 2011, 07:40:55 PM »

Hug her from behind-I want to make sure those hands don't kyuu me.
Even more important, don't let her know the motives.

Suddenly, you find an umbrella over the pair of you. It's Sakuya...holding Kogasa.

CrowCakes · « **Reply #609 on:** June 16, 2011, 09:37:23 PM »

My brain cannot compute. I'm going to run away.

Murasa's ship has crashed into your house. The captain herself is sleeping at the wheel.

Mimachiro · « **Reply #610 on:** June 16, 2011, 10:17:35 PM »

Well, ain't this something else? Huh... I guess my cheap landlord is going to have to do something now. Wait... Minamitsu-san, you okay? Oh, right, ghost. Well, I guess I'll just walk away then...

What would you do if Flandre kyuu'd your house?

NEETori · « **Reply #611 on:** June 16, 2011, 11:06:39 PM »

Ask her if she can "kyuu" concepts and kyuu away the destroyed part :V

An army of hungry Remibats is swarming you.

rogus247 · « **Reply #612 on:** June 16, 2011, 11:13:07 PM »

I would redirect those bats with a piece of Nazrin cheese... :V

Ok, so you find a GIANT MUSHROOM, and Marisa is on top, humming Aya's theme. What to do?

Spiderpig2398 · « **Reply #613 on:** June 16, 2011, 11:44:33 PM »

Throws Spores at the Mushroom.

The Three Mischievous Fairies are up to no good!

XephyrEnigma · « **Reply #614 on:** June 17, 2011, 01:03:04 AM »

"You broke Cirno's house again, didn't you? That's not very nice you know... Little fairies like you, need to be punished." Cue Spellcard duel.

Kaguya's getting bored. Like, really bored.

rogus247 · « **Reply #615 on:** June 17, 2011, 01:17:48 AM »

Invite Mokou over. That'll get a party started. Itll HEAT things up, and she'll try to BURN the compettition.

Oh no! Chen stole your bread!

Phlegeth · « **Reply #616 on:** June 17, 2011, 02:14:13 AM »

She better come back with a sandwich.

Satori just read your mind.

The Unlimited RR · « **Reply #617 on:** June 17, 2011, 03:14:25 AM »

Don't think about sex, don't think about sex, don't think about sex! Meowmeowmeowmeow Meowmeowmeowmeow Meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow...

You were confronted by Reimu's donation box. Yes, it's become a Tsukogami after ages of neglect.

Chronojet ⚙ Dragon · « **Reply #618 on:** June 17, 2011, 04:40:06 AM »

Here, have the ten dollars I got for selling my lock... What, you don't accept this?

Orin appears riding Kogasa's rainbow.

Nem · « **Reply #619 on:** June 17, 2011, 06:34:58 AM »

Take grazing to a whole new level, riding danmaku!

Nue, Satori, Aya, Youmu, Yuka, and Nitori are charging towards you.... while riding on top of Nitori's subjugated Battle Bears!

Momijibot · « **Reply #620 on:** June 17, 2011, 09:07:45 AM »

Bear cavalry oh god oh god oh god oh god we're pretty much :V-ed

Okay, calm down, calm down... "Are you the knights who say 'ni?' "

While sorrounded by the bear cavalry, the last two members of house Yakumo arrive on top of trycicles.

Mimachiro · « **Reply #621 on:** June 17, 2011, 10:21:40 AM »

I'd make my peace with God, nature, and Buddha, and enjoy a rather uncomfortable death after laughing at Ran and Chen on tricycles.

What would you do if you were confronted with a Kotohime dressed as a military commando, complete with several guns, grenades, and enough explosives to level half the Human Village?

Koakkuri · « **Reply #622 on:** June 17, 2011, 10:30:12 AM »

I'd distract her with shiny objects, then invite her over for tea. :3

Shou appears riding on an elephant.

CS · « **Reply #623 on:** June 17, 2011, 11:33:32 AM »

Go out for some tea before stealing her elephant for my own purposes...

MANnosuke appears, being carried by his own personal harem of girls from HRtP to TD

rogus247 · « **Reply #624 on:** June 17, 2011, 07:08:01 PM »

*high fives MANnosuke*

Watch out! One homing knife is coming your way, and its got an angry face!

Kimchii · « **Reply #625 on:** June 17, 2011, 08:02:10 PM »

Quote from: rogus247 on June 17, 2011, 07:08:01 PM

*high fives MANnosuke*

Watch out! One homing knife is coming your way, and its got an angry face!

Try to do the matrix but fail. Sakuya comes along immediately after, and she doesn't look too happy.

NEETori · « **Reply #626 on:** June 17, 2011, 08:03:51 PM »

Nothing. Yukari gapped the previous Touhou away.

Speaking of getting gapped away, Yukari summons a train. What do?

rogus247 · « **Reply #627 on:** June 17, 2011, 08:07:56 PM »

Meiling will jump out, yell "ILL HELP!!!", and stop the train with her pinkie.
:V
Ran has served you hot chocolate on a cold, snowy day. It smells like peaches.

Chronojet ⚙ Dragon · « **Reply #628 on:** June 17, 2011, 09:43:07 PM »

Make sure it's not from the moon.

A huge sign appears on Reimu's door, saying: "NOW CONSPIRING. PLEASE WAIT WARMLY"

Momijibot · « **Reply #629 on:** June 17, 2011, 11:23:17 PM »

Quote from: みゅーキュゥ on June 17, 2011, 09:43:07 PM

Make sure it's not from the moon.

A huge sign appears on Reimu's door, saying: "NOW CONSPIRING. PLEASE WAIT WARMLY"

Hide the kids, wives, husbands, Marisa, Alice, the Scarlet devil mansion...

Underground, you find Suika benchpressing Tenshi and the Keystone!