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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #90 on: April 24, 2011, 03:05:24 AM »
Sango's theme: Horns, Strings, Choir, Drums, Guitars. Attribute percentages to each value to formulate Sango's Theme.

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #91 on: April 24, 2011, 11:35:24 AM »
Remind me what that awesome question I was going to ask you was?

Where are the Hinas of Yesteryear?

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #92 on: April 24, 2011, 05:23:58 PM »
My you are quite skilled Koishi, as usual :3

Tell me, have you ever eaten Dolphin? And if so, how do they taste like and how would you recommend me eating them? :D

Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #93 on: April 25, 2011, 02:25:00 AM »
Favorite water based movies/shows/books? The other two can answer, if they wish.

Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #94 on: April 25, 2011, 04:17:50 AM »
Roughly how old are you, Sango?

If you are one of the two water youkais outside of the Kappa, who's the other one?

Explain how a "phwee" sound sounds.


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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #95 on: April 25, 2011, 12:12:55 PM »
Ever been in a forest?
I recall having been in a forest for one of those school trips back in primary, at some activity centre. I was too scared to perform any of the activities, sadly >_>
Closest I have near me is that I live across from a nice little park which I occasionally take a walk through.

Sango's theme: Horns, Strings, Choir, Drums, Guitars. Attribute percentages to each value to formulate Sango's Theme.
: Zero, zero, zero, zero, TEN THOUSAAAAAA-

Hm...25, 40, 15, 20, 0. Sango honestly doesn't seem the type for guitars.

: Phwee!?

Remind me what that awesome question I was going to ask you was?
Something involving sharks and rodeos, probably.

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Where are the Hinas of Yesteryear?
Don't worry, man. As long as Hina's still in your heart, she'll never stop twirling. Ever.

Tell me, have you ever eaten Dolphin? And if so, how do they taste like and how would you recommend me eating them? :D
: Pleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesayno

What? That's just mean! It's be like eating Sango-chan!

: Phew...I was kinda scared for a minute there...

Also, they taste bad.

: ...

Favorite water based movies/shows/books? The other two can answer, if they wish.
It's not exactly a wide genre, sadly. Half the reason I write the stuff I write is because no-one else is going to write it. :V
Del Sancti is basically meant to be the sort of universe I'm interested in. In before someone links another series that does the same but better |:

As for these two...

: Flipper.

The Little Mermaid~

...Yeah.
Spoiler:
I haven't actually watched Flipper, strangely enough. Or most of these water-based shows, like Baywatch. Mainly because despite having water as a running theme they don't sound like particularly good shows :V

Roughly how old are you, Sango?
: H-How rude! Didn't your mother tell you not to ask a girl their age?! It's sensitive information!

Heheh...don't worry. Sango-chan is legal, if that's what you want to know~

: Koishi-chan, why?!

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If you are one of the two water youkais outside of the Kappa, who's the other one?
Duuuunun, dunun, dunununununununun...

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Explain how a "phwee" sound sounds.
Pretty much like this. I was watching CCS when it was Cardcaptors, so I only got the whole verbal tic idea a few years later. When I saw it in the manga afterward I saw that instead of 'hoeeee' it was written as 'phweeee'. Then DRK called for Sango to get a dolphin-sounding verbal tic, and the rest is history.

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #96 on: April 25, 2011, 01:03:38 PM »
Knowledge test go:

Highest mountain in the world.
Deepest trench in the world.
Number species of dolphin in the world.
The diameter of the earth.
Best way to cook seafood.
Mass of an average tuna.
Average hours of sunlight [insert home-town] gets.
Approximate amount of water on the earth.
Something dolhpins and humans have in common (not organs).
Fish.

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #97 on: April 25, 2011, 01:27:15 PM »
Knowledge test go:

Highest mountain in the world.
Since you specified 'highest' rather than 'tallest', Everest.

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Deepest trench in the world.
Marianas[sp?]

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Number species of dolphin in the world.
Must be over 100. Not exactly very good with my biology.

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The diameter of the earth.
Or my geography. D:

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Best way to cook seafood.
: Without mercy.

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Mass of an average tuna.
(Psst, Sakana! What's the answer to question 6?)

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Average hours of sunlight [insert home-town] gets.
4 a day in summer. Nothing anywhere else.
FUCK GLASGOW WEATHER.

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Approximate amount of water on the earth.
: Not enough.

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Something dolhpins and humans have in common (not organs).
We both understand how fun cats are to annoy.

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Fish.
Yes.

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #98 on: April 25, 2011, 01:34:43 PM »
(Psst, Sakana! What's the answer to question 6?)
Laden or unladen?

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #99 on: April 25, 2011, 01:44:05 PM »
Laden or unladen?
Hey, I've got no ideaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #100 on: April 25, 2011, 04:26:20 PM »
Koishi, are you sexually fustrated?

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #101 on: April 25, 2011, 07:04:35 PM »
4 a day in summer. Nothing anywhere else.
FUCK GLASGOW WEATHER.
Oh no, that's not the weather.  That's the inherent corruption of the city taking physical form.  That and the smog.

How sensitive is Sango's fin?

Has Sango ever heard the rumour about stray dolphins getting caught in tuna nets and ending up canned? >.>
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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #102 on: April 25, 2011, 08:41:29 PM »
Dooooooooooooom?

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #103 on: April 25, 2011, 09:38:21 PM »
Koishi, are you mad at me for taking so long to update White Rose?

Is Sango watching Madoka with you, Rou? Is she providing emotional support?

What's your favourite time period in history?

If you could go back to any time period and place and not interact with it in any way, where/when would you go and why?

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #104 on: April 25, 2011, 09:40:49 PM »
Also, Koishi, how is Dr. Satori doing? :V

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #105 on: April 25, 2011, 09:56:46 PM »
Koishi, are you sexually fustrated?
Ooh, I see you're the one asking the fun questions! Well, if you want to know, I-

*Thwack!*

: WE WILL NOT DISCUSS THOSE MATTERS HERE! CHILDREN ARE READING THIS, YOU KNOW!

Owwie...my head...Sango-chan, stop being so rough...

How sensitive is Sango's fin?
I dunno, let's test it. Poke-
: PHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~! T-That tickles! Stop it!

Uh...roughly that sensitive?

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Has Sango ever heard the rumour about stray dolphins getting caught in tuna nets and ending up canned? >.>
: Hwaaaaaah?! Why are you humans such mean people?! The cute little dolphins didn't do anything wrong!

Dooooooooooooom?
: When the dolphin army rises, it will be imminent. Your story of innocent dolphins being trapped by your putrid tuna nets has filled me with a new burning vigor! One day, WE SHALL HAVE OUR REVENGE!

: Don't worry, Rou-kun. I'll make sure they go easy on you. You'll only have to work twelve hours a day rebuilding your own environment~

Wow, that sounds gre-wait, what?

: Soon, very sooooon...operation Seanet will come to fruition~! Phweeheeheeheehee~!

Koishi, are you mad at me for taking so long to update White Rose?
There's not enough blood! You should make things bleed more. Not me, obviously. Other things~.

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Is Sango watching Madoka with you, Rou? Is she providing emotional support?
Yes, but the results were...not as intended.
: Rou-kun, why is Mister Kyubei such a jeeeeeeeeeeeerk?!
It's okay...it's okay...it's all gonna be fine...no, you won't have to sign any contracts...

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What's your favourite time period in history?
I've always loved post-war America. The film noir period, so to speak. Hard-boiled detectives, everyone walking around with a trenchcoat and a tommy gun, the mafia keeping the city going as the prohibition drives people nuts...it's glorious, but in just a twisted enough way that it's a guilty pleasure. It's the age of womanisers, of smart-talking detectives, of car gunfights. There's a reason why L.A. Noire is pretty much the biggest game on my wish list right now.

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If you could go back to any time period and place and not interact with it in any way, where/when would you go and why?
I'd go all the way back to the start of time and watch in amazement as the universe puts itself together in the space of a second.

Also, Koishi, how is Dr. Satori doing? :V
They took away her doctorate a few weeks back. She won't talk to me about it. Something about lupus, I think...

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #106 on: April 25, 2011, 09:58:50 PM »
Mahou Shoujo Sango?

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #107 on: April 25, 2011, 10:02:51 PM »
Mahou Shoujo Sango?
Why does this idea intrigue me so much~?

...No really, all three of you.  Why?
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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #108 on: April 25, 2011, 10:10:16 PM »
There's not enough blood! You should make things bleed more. Not me, obviously. Other things~.
Oh god I knew I loved you for all kinds of wonderful reasons <33333

From the other side of the Atlantic, what do you think of those of us trapped in America? Anything you'd like to change, anything you'd like to see continue?

What's your favourite song that you probably shouldn't like, but do anyway?

Favourite PC-98 character?

How good are you at the Touhou games? How about fangames?

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #109 on: April 25, 2011, 10:22:59 PM »
We both understand how fun cats are to annoy.

Okay Sango, fess up. Have you done this to Chen? How did Ran punish you?
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #110 on: April 25, 2011, 10:29:17 PM »
Yep, food and conversation, and since I'm a gentleman, no touchy-touchy. I'm the guy with the ears and the tail, see ya soon. :3

If you one day have a daughter, and she asks you if she can date, how would you respond?

Would you buy a spell card shotgun at the time of her birth just for the occasion?

Would you actually use the spell card shotgun?

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #111 on: April 25, 2011, 11:12:56 PM »
Actually, Ruro reminded me.

If you have read my one and only fic how do you feel about it and your role in the fic, Koishi? And how do you feel about me not updating it since...last year? :ohdear:

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #112 on: April 26, 2011, 05:56:32 AM »
Does Sango have a fishing rod?
If so, How does a fish fish a fish? Seems fishy to me.

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #113 on: April 26, 2011, 10:18:16 AM »
Mahou Shoujo Sango?
: Ooooh! Do I get cool powers and a pretty outfit?!

(Seriously now I'M thinking too much about this.)

Why does this idea intrigue me so much~?

...No really, all three of you.  Why?
* Koishi looks away, whistling innocently

From the other side of the Atlantic, what do you think of those of us trapped in America? Anything you'd like to change, anything you'd like to see continue?
You're at the same time the most and least progressive people in the world. In short some of you are awesome and some of you make me a little ill. :<

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What's your favourite song that you probably shouldn't like, but do anyway?
SEVEN AM WAKIN' UP IN THE MORNING

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Favourite PC-98 character?
Don't really pay much attention to PC-98 frankly. Rikako? SCIENCE is always good.

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How good are you at the Touhou games? How about fangames?
I've 1cc'd every Windows game on Normal, and cleared every Extra up to SA. Nue and Marisa can diaf. >:<

Okay Sango, fess up. Have you done this to Chen? How did Ran punish you?
: I don't wanna talk about it. It hurts just REMEMBERING that day...I had no idea she could hit me that hard with that, there, that quickly...

Yep, food and conversation, and since I'm a gentleman, no touchy-touchy. I'm the guy with the ears and the tail, see ya soon. :3
: Yaaaay, free food!

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If you one day have a daughter, and she asks you if she can date, how would you respond?
Depends on how old she is. Up until about 15 or so I'd say she's too young for that crap, but after that I'd let her do what she wants as long as she's not obviously getting into trouble.

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Would you buy a spell card shotgun at the time of her birth just for the occasion?
Not legal in this country. ;_;

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Would you actually use the spell card shotgun?
I would point it at her, scream MASTER SPAAAAAAAARK at the top of my voice, and then wonder why the piece of paper didn't do anything.

Actually, Ruro reminded me.

If you have read my one and only fic how do you feel about it and your role in the fic, Koishi? And how do you feel about me not updating it since...last year? :ohdear:
Ehehe, the dream girl's fluffy wings are all mine now~! So soft, and cuddly, and-
Wait, a year?! But I wanna take her hooooooooooome! ;_;


Does Sango have a fishing rod?
If so, How does a fish fish a fish? Seems fishy to me.
: Trade secret. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

: And Rou-kun told me not to make a mess here, soooo...

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #114 on: April 26, 2011, 11:15:01 AM »
SEVEN AM WAKIN' UP IN THE MORNING

is your hand a dolphin?
Hmmm... Could Sango beat Goku in a fight? What about Krillin?
Can a dolphin play pool?

On a serious note, What is your favorite childhood memory? Have you ever owned a pet? Pepsi or Coca-cola?

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #115 on: April 26, 2011, 11:26:38 AM »
Yay, date with the cute dolphin girl. Happy face  :D

What's the best drink, ever?

How many times have you done something while tired that you really needed to be awake for?

What's the worst thing to happen as a result of doing something while too tired to do it properly?

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #116 on: April 26, 2011, 02:50:40 PM »
I have searched, and I found a dolphin up to my challenge. This was the last picture of him:


What do you think?

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Re: Ask a Staffer Ep. 10 - Ignore the dolphin in the corner - Roukan
« Reply #117 on: April 27, 2011, 09:18:15 AM »
is your hand a dolphin?
: My everything is a dolphin.

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Hmmm... Could Sango beat Goku in a fight? What about Krillin?
No.

: So fast!?

Your main ability is to clean up water, Sango. We're talking people who blow up planets on a regular basis.

: Oh, uh...point taken?

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Can a dolphin play pool?
: Think you missed some words there, buddy. I can play 'in a' pool, sure, but playing pool doesn't make any sense.

Actually, pool's a human game as well.

: Phwee!? Why do you you humans need to give all your words half a dozen different meanings!?

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On a serious note, What is your favorite childhood memory? Have you ever owned a pet? Pepsi or Coca-cola?
- This is particularly difficult for me given my lousy childhood in social circles. Sad as it sounds, I'd say getting home to play some Street Fighter or something. When I didn't really have any friends at school, games sorta filled in the gap.
- We own a cat, Minstrel. In my case 'own' is about the nicest word I can use in that we typically go out of our way to avoid each other. We occasionally have staring contests in the hallway.
- Neither. Dropped caffeine entirely about a month ago. Living entirely off Sprite. :V

What's the best drink, ever?
Water. Every time I down a glass I know I'm drinking more than 60% of myself. I am the best drink ever, and so are you.

: Rou-kun, that came out wrong again.

Oh, wait. Damn.

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How many times have you done something while tired that you really needed to be awake for?
Until university and such forced me to kick the habit, it used to be a common occurance for me to write and update stories at 3 am in the morning. >_>

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What's the worst thing to happen as a result of doing something while too tired to do it properly?
Incident in Rising Star, if I recall. The Murasa arc. At one point, thanks to sleep dep typing, I wrote down 'shit' instead of 'ship'. I edited, made to correct the error...and proceeded to write down 'shit' again.

I have searched, and I found a dolphin up to my challenge. This was the last picture of him:


What do you think?
: Ooh, he's actually kinda cute! Terrible taste in women, though - what is that thing?!

Anyway, that's my week more or less at an end. Thanks for the questions, and I hope this has been as entertaining as it has been informative. (Unless it wasn't informative at all, in which case that would be really bad. :ohdear:)

Say goodbye, Sango.

: Yukkuri phweeteitte ne!

...What?

: Ah, how'd you get up here?! Koishi-chan said not to bring you out in public!

: Sango/Orin is canon, phwee! So is Sango/Koishi, and Sango/Satori, and-

: PHWEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!? ROU-KUN, STOP IT!

But I don't even know what this thing is!

: ...and Sango/Okuu, and Sango/Nitori, and Sango/Mokou...

: Koishi-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan~! Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?!

OK, move along. Nothing to see here.

: ...and Sango/Reimu, and Sango/Marisa, and Sango/Youmu...

: I don't even know who those people ARE!

I SAID GET OUT

RIGHT NOW

AND DON'T LET THE TOPIC HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT AS I LOCK I-


Wait. I can't lock it! I CAN'T LOCK IT!

: And Sango/ZUN, and Sango/Rou, and Sango/Sakana, and Sango/Sango...

:PHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!

*Meanwhile, several miles away...*

Wonder how those two are enjoying my little present. Oh, the look on Sango-chan's face will be priceless~
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