Author Topic: Tired of underperforming danmaku?  (Read 2176 times)

Re: Tired of underperforming danmaku?
« Reply #30 on: April 23, 2011, 09:57:02 PM »
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Re: Tired of underperforming danmaku?
« Reply #31 on: April 24, 2011, 05:49:05 AM »
Will this miracle product allow me to in fact fire my appendix directly at the enemy as a means of danmaku?
is this some kinda Story of Riki reference?

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Re: Tired of underperforming danmaku?
« Reply #32 on: April 24, 2011, 07:06:47 AM »
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Re: Tired of underperforming danmaku?
« Reply #33 on: April 25, 2011, 06:00:07 PM »
And here you thought no one would notice that you put "short term memory loss" into the side effects list twice.  :3

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Re: Tired of underperforming danmaku?
« Reply #34 on: April 25, 2011, 07:02:22 PM »
And here you thought no one would notice that you put "short term memory loss" into the side effects list twice.  :3

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Re: Tired of underperforming danmaku?
« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2011, 07:47:48 PM »
Yagokoro laser extender? Pfft....
EVERYONE SHOULD  USE KOISHI'S EMBERS OF LOVE! For everyone who likes circle-like bullets and hates curvy lasers ;)

Re: Tired of underperforming danmaku?
« Reply #36 on: April 25, 2011, 09:09:18 PM »
Yagokoro laser extender? Pfft....
EVERYONE SHOULD  USE KOISHI'S EMBERS OF LOVE! For everyone who likes circle-like bullets and hates curvy lasers ;)

But is Koishi a licensed physician? Yagokoro Laser Extender comes from a reputable source, so we can be assured of its quality.

Basically, what I'm asking is...are Koishi's Embers of Love safe? :ohdear:

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Re: Tired of underperforming danmaku?
« Reply #37 on: April 25, 2011, 09:52:19 PM »

Basically, what I'm asking is...are Koishi's Embers of Love safe? :ohdear:

If it's not, I want a refund!

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Re: Tired of underperforming danmaku?
« Reply #38 on: April 26, 2011, 11:52:55 AM »
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Re: Tired of underperforming danmaku?
« Reply #39 on: April 26, 2011, 11:55:55 AM »
It's a 404, are you sure it's not .genso or .eien?


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Re: Tired of underperforming danmaku?
« Reply #40 on: April 26, 2011, 11:56:38 AM »
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Mister Advertiser, You misspelled a word. That doesnt seem like something the Brain of the Moon would do, eh?
Also the website links nowhere. Do I really need to buy a Gensokyo-Warner router?

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Re: Tired of underperforming danmaku?
« Reply #41 on: April 26, 2011, 07:47:19 PM »
Mister Advertiser, You misspelled a word. That doesnt seem like something the Brain of the Moon would do, eh?
Also the website links nowhere. Do I really need to buy a Gensokyo-Warner router?

Perhaps this product is so revolutionary, it does not need a website?
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Re: Tired of underperforming danmaku?
« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2011, 01:39:34 PM »
Perhaps this product is so revolutionary, it does not need a website?
According to reliable informants, its website runner is apparently a royalty of Nigeria.
HMMM, this sounds like NATIONAL ENDORSEMENT.
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