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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #30 on: March 04, 2011, 07:00:19 AM »
When you play National Mode as a team other than the HVC, do you quietly root for them to win any battles they're in, even ones against you?
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[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #31 on: March 04, 2011, 06:40:36 PM »
I'm exactly 3cm and 3kg bigger than you :/
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How have you never played a Metal Slug game :<
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I have never played many games.  Some of them I find I'm far the better for not having played them. (cough galgun cough)
Which do you prefer: bees, or misery?
Misery.  Bees are like misery and bees at the same time.  Also pain.
When you play National Mode as a team other than the HVC, do you quietly root for them to win any battles they're in, even ones against you?
You'd be surprised how resilient the HVC can be when playing against them on National.  The fact that they have a 260 territory helps, I think.
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[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2011, 12:23:15 PM »
Who's your favorite youkai race?

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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #33 on: March 05, 2011, 04:24:07 PM »
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
What has been your favorite account jacking?
How tempting is it to abuse power?
How tempting is it to abuse power in CPMC?
What was the worst crisis this forum had to deal with?
Why am I so bald?
Why am I your favorite?

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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #34 on: March 05, 2011, 09:00:54 PM »
ever been... in love?

Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #35 on: March 06, 2011, 06:04:18 AM »
ever been . . . in love . . . with the same gender ?  :getdown:
nah jk
How did you discover Shrinemaiden / Touhou ?
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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #36 on: March 06, 2011, 06:30:20 AM »
How do you spend your time?


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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #37 on: March 06, 2011, 06:33:38 AM »

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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #38 on: March 06, 2011, 06:46:51 AM »
How exactly could you describe yourself?

How exactly could you describe yourself in one word?

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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #39 on: March 06, 2011, 01:54:28 PM »
are you gonna answer the questions or...
are you afraid?

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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #40 on: March 06, 2011, 06:38:25 PM »
Who's your favorite youkai race?
Dunno that I really have one.  Magicians, I guess.  Anything that isn't a blasted fetishized animal-ears one.
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
...well played, good sir.
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What has been your favorite account jacking?
...nothing really comes to mind?  Guess they haven't stuck with me.  Except Edible's constant insistence that I am a furry, but yeahno.
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How tempting is it to abuse power?
Not very.  Occasionally I'll look at a post and be like "I could edit that, heheh" and then I go "yeah, I'm not going to screw around with people".
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How tempting is it to abuse power in CPMC?
Really the only place I get said temptation to mess with people's posts is in CPMC.  Maybe once or twice I've edited a topic title, but that's about it.

I'm a boring staffer. :|
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What was the worst crisis this forum had to deal with?
Probably the April Fools incident, just judging from the nasty fallout.  I tend to steer clear of forum drama as best I can and rarely get myself involved, if I can avoid it.  I've never been the target of a public callout to my knowledge, and I hope to keep it that way. :V
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Why am I so bald?
Because you left your hair in the snowdens of yesteryear.  You should go get it back.
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Why am I your favorite?
Because you're so much damn better than me at improv, consistency, and pecking order.  You magnificent bastard.
ever been... in love?
Not...really.  There was one girl...she was awesome...and then she moved halfway around the world, and there went that. :(
ever been . . . in love . . . with the same gender ?  :getdown:
nah jk
Perfectly heterosexual, I'm afraid.
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How did you discover Shrinemaiden / Touhou ?
Touhou by virtue of one of Rou's old videos into Kefit's EoSD Extra clear, Shrinemaiden by hanging out briefly on the gamefaqs touhou board until I finally got around to joining, which happened to be the day the newest iteration of the forums came up.
How do you spend your time?
Playing games, hanging out with friends, posting here and going on IRC.  I am a total useless dork. :V

Oh, I guess I'm still going to college full-time too.  Or something.
How do you spend your money?
I don't have any ;_;

What little I have goes to food, the occasional game on Steam, and paying my phone bill, which is highway robbery.  OhgdohgodIneedajob
How exactly could you describe yourself?
Intelligent, sarcastic, prone to shooting down stupid ideas and people, a bit of a loner, random, funny, angry.
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How exactly could you describe yourself in one word?
Rage.
are you gonna answer the questions or...
are you afraid?
Well, you're not afraid to ask stupid ones, that's for sure.

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #41 on: March 06, 2011, 08:40:54 PM »
How would you honestly describe yourself in one word?

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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #42 on: March 06, 2011, 10:00:31 PM »
If you had a wish to make what would it be?

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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #43 on: March 06, 2011, 11:31:41 PM »
How much can you bench?

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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #44 on: March 07, 2011, 12:22:34 AM »
When do you think Touhou became popular in the west? You know, USA, Europe, Canada, etc.
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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #45 on: March 07, 2011, 12:34:33 AM »
Every time I talk to you, you always seem pretty chill. How much of your trademarked rage is genuine? Would you say you exaggerate a bit to fit the persona?

Why did you want to kill me in your epic poem?

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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #46 on: March 07, 2011, 12:56:06 AM »
How would you honestly describe yourself in one word?
I don't think that can be done.  People are incredibly varied and deep; I pity the person with a one-word description.
If you had a wish to make what would it be?
If it were a wish I could use for something I want instead of something I, or the world, needs, it would probably be to be able to make a solid, fulfilling career as a voice actor.
How much can you bench?
I...have no idea.  Imagine how much a healthy 130 lb 6'2" person can probably bench, and halve it.

I've got noodle arms, I'm afraid.  I'm stronger than I look, but I'm still pretty weak.
When do you think Touhou became popular in the west? You know, USA, Europe, Canada, etc.
It did?  Touhou communities here are pretty damn small and insular.  It's still highly niche.
Every time I talk to you, you always seem pretty chill. How much of your trademarked rage is genuine? Would you say you exaggerate a bit to fit the persona?
Honestly, a large chunk of it is a nod to how I used to be; it's good that I can laugh at things that used to get me horribly worked up.  It's a fun personality to throw around, especially because I know exactly how it works, but I'd like to think people recognize that I'm rarely seriously angry at them.

That, and if there's one extremely valuable lesson I've learned, it's restraint.  Very often I'll type up a post, angry or otherwise stupid, and then I'll stop, take a look at it, and say "no" and erase it.  I try not to talk to people too much when I'm angry, and I especially prefer not to talk to whoever I am angry at, until I've had a chance to calm down so I know it's me talking instead of the anger.  (This doesn't stop me from talking to myself when I'm angry at myself, which happens, but :V)
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Why did you want to kill me in your epic poem?
Why'd you get me banned?

Hater.

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #47 on: March 07, 2011, 01:04:58 AM »
If I have a dollar and you had a dollar, Who'd have more money?

Do you have some sorta deep dark history that involves hookers rouge cops and the mafia?

Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #48 on: March 07, 2011, 01:10:57 AM »
Do you have some sorta deep dark history that involves hookers rouge cops and the mafia?

If this is answered with "no", have you ever met a rouge cop? If so, what shade of red was he or she?

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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #49 on: March 07, 2011, 01:57:15 AM »
"Rouge cops" eh? Is that like the fashion police?

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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #50 on: March 07, 2011, 03:30:38 AM »
Damn straight.
The color red just makes me want to ram into something with my horns.

Because you know, i'm clearly a bull.

Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #51 on: March 07, 2011, 08:45:53 AM »
Ever played Einhander?
How would you expect people to react if all the girls in Touhou changed into planes / ships? How would you react?

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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #52 on: March 07, 2011, 02:15:18 PM »
I keep on stealing your shims, what do you plan to do about it?


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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #53 on: March 07, 2011, 05:03:26 PM »
Where/how did you come up with the name "theshim"?

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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #54 on: March 08, 2011, 01:06:02 AM »
What do you think of cyberpunk?
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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #55 on: March 08, 2011, 01:22:37 AM »
If I have a dollar and you had a dollar, Who'd have more money?
Right now?  Probably you.  I'm almost broke.
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Do you have some sorta deep dark history that involves hookers rouge cops and the mafia?
Missing some commas there, bro.
If this is answered with "no", have you ever met a rouge cop? If so, what shade of red was he or she?
A quite fetching crimson, deepening into scarlet.  Clashed with the uniform, though.
"Rouge cops" eh? Is that like the fashion police?
No, merely quite red.  Thankfully, I've never had a run-in with the fashion police.  This is likely because I pretty much always weak black pants/coat, and therefore it doesn't really mater what color my shirt is. :V
Damn straight.
The color red just makes me want to ram into something with my horns.

Because you know, i'm clearly a bull.
Y'got half of it, at least.
Ever played Einhander?
I have not!
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How would you expect people to react if all the girls in Touhou changed into planes / ships? How would you react?
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I would be all "way to destroy one of the charming points of the series" and play 13 anyway.
I keep on stealing your shims, what do you plan to do about it?
stop running my economy into the ground ;_;

* theshim flails ineffectually at TSO
Where/how did you come up with the name "theshim"?
My name, abbreviated, is Shim.  And I am The Shim.
What do you think of cyberpunk?
Honestly, I never really got a feel for what cyberpunk really is.  It gets tossed around, along with steampunk, but I can't really define them to my satisfaction.

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #56 on: March 08, 2011, 12:02:36 PM »
That, and if there's one extremely valuable lesson I've learned, it's restraint.  Very often I'll type up a post, angry or otherwise stupid, and then I'll stop, take a look at it, and say "no" and erase it.  I try not to talk to people too much when I'm angry, and I especially prefer not to talk to whoever I am angry at, until I've had a chance to calm down so I know it's me talking instead of the anger.  (This doesn't stop me from talking to myself when I'm angry at myself, which happens, but :V)
Why are we so similar in some points, yet so different in others?


What is your opinion on the idea of rewriting Chim-Chim-Cherree to a song about yourself going "Shim Shimeney, Shim Shimeny, Shim-Shim-Sherree"?
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Re: Ask A Staffer Ep. 3 - theshim
« Reply #57 on: March 09, 2011, 04:42:28 AM »
Why are we so similar in some points, yet so different in others?
Honestly, that's how I feel about most people around here.  Unfortunately, I feel more put off by the difference than encouraged by the similarites.  Probably a flaw on my part.
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What is your opinion on the idea of rewriting Chim-Chim-Cherree to a song about yourself going "Shim Shimeney, Shim Shimeny, Shim-Shim-Sherree"?
Irritating and I've heard it forty billion times.

Thanks for the questions, people!

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson