>Head North.
>You start to go north, and see something out of the corner of your eye. Oh hey, it's that Penny Wraith! That explains the smell of copper, doesn't it? The Penny Wraith certainly doesn't seem happy, as it approaches with claws outstretched and spikes of copper menacing.
>Equip any spare Panties as Gloves. God willing, we'll be able to punch the sun!
>She was only wearing one pair. Oh well, mayhaps you'll get to punch the sun anyhow.
>Acquire Motorbike
>If there was a motorbike anywhere, you'd probably have seen it by now. Learn to read, for reals.
>Cast Saucesphere. You may never know what will attack you.
>You got no special skills, remember? Christ, I weep for our schools these days.
>Enjoy Nitori's facial expression.
>Hehehehe. Man. She's a million miles away, and clearly loving every minute of it. She probably doesn't even know you or that Penny Wraith are here right now.
>_