Was the mistake onThe last line intentional?Six syllables, see.
There was an old manFrom Peru, whose lim'ricks allLooked like haiku. HeSaid with a laugh, "ICut them in half, the pay isMuch better for two"I am well awareThat the above, like Fall's warmthIs merely false art.
But the two of youAre an insult to the artBulls in china shops.
Haikus are easyBut sometimes they don't make senseRefridgerator
For the next week, all of your posts are to be made in haiku. Extended haiku is permissible. Do not forget the seasonal reference!
What's so hard to getAbout the fact that NATURE Is NEEDED for art.Refer to natureIn your scribbles, and renewAs springtime flowers.Otherwise, you bothAre insults to the aged artDecay as carcass.Oh, Naut has a pointSplitting haiku as loggerIs quite destructive
It is the onlyWay I am allowed to talkAll week, remember.Art can go to hellFor all I care if it stopsCommunication.Please bare that in mindAnd don't go on about artWhen you are not forcedTo have to talk inHaiku all week even ifIt is just a joke.
Unless of course,You pronounce "actually"More like "act-shuh-ly"
Is there something wrongWith pronouncing it that way?Um... Because I do.