[Challenge]This is where I make my stand

[JT]

When they said it goes with everything

They meant EVERYTHING

Like peaches and cream.

I could always do a strip tease instead.

Quit biting my style, punk.

[Moerin]

Loser must make a verifiable reference to a Uwe Boll film in every post they make for a week after the challenge or be Unfunnied for 3 days?

I'm sure that breaches some kind of human rights law.

[Suikama]

Loser has to go home and be a family man.

[Alfred F. Jones]

Loser must make all of their posts for the rest of the week in Nadsat or be Unfunnied for the rest of the week +some number of days.

...Or not, ahah.  Just an idea, my little droogies.

Apparently, I lapse into Nadsat when I'm sleep-deprived. But how about something a little more accessible?

And no. You're not going to force BMP to speak in Al Bhed for a week straight, Theo. I'm on to you.

[Bitmap]

Quit biting my style, punk.

Yeah but it would be a punishment for me instead of fun for you.

[Ubiquitial]

I'm sure that breaches some kind of human rights law.

Yes, the Geneva Convention

[Ryuu]

Oh! Oh-oh-oooooh! How about the loserrrrr totes has to type like a total like valley girl for a week after the loss! And then if they like screw up or like whatever they have to like be unfunnied, or like whatever. :x

[Moerin]

Apparently, I lapse into Nadsat when I'm sleep-deprived. But how about something a little more accessible?

And no. You're not going to force BMP to speak in Al Bhed for a week straight, Theo. I'm on to you.

Yr hidc, ys E naymmo dryd bnateldypma?

...Also you are totally the best sleep deprived person ever, Ruro.

[Hello Purvis]

A posting condition that must be followed for a week or they get Unfunnied.

Something good, but I'm not original, so someone else will have to come up with something.

I like this better. We'll do it instead. Challenge will be personalized.

[Kilgamayan]

And no. You're not going to force BMP to speak in Al Bhed for a week straight, Theo. I'm on to you.

If the problem's Al Bhed,
Use Hymmnos instead!

[Bitmap]

Oh god guys you are making a big fuss about this. It's not like it's the first time anyone has done something like this, hopefully.

[theshirn]

If the problem's Al Bhed,
Use Hymmnos instead!

no, no, die in a fire, no

[Kilgamayan]

Oh god guys you are making a big fuss about this. It's not like it's the first time anyone has done something like this, hopefully.

In your case, it is, which is why we're having this discussion at all.

[Bitmap]

Loser has to have sex with the winner as punishment?

[Bitmap]

In your case, it is, which is why we're having this discussion at all.

Does that mean I'm really 'spashal'?

Edit: ahh crap, I meant to edit my post.

[Suikama]

Loser has to have sex with the winner as punishment?

Loser has to go home and be a family man.

...I guess it works :V

[Moerin]

Loser has to have sex with the winner as punishment?

[Bitmap]

I mean, I am a minor so I guess it's fine. Where do you live, Moerin?

[Alice★f]

Loser has to have sex with the winner as punishment?

You have to upload the tape afterwards, or if you're tech-savvy, then a 1080p video will be fine.

[Tengukami]

... can we not?

[Moerin]

Yeah, um... Probably better not to go that way, ahah.

[Kilgamayan]

Yeah let's not go down that road.

[Kerigis]

Aw, that's too bad. :<

On another note, I'm dying to make a video out of this challenge. I only need a pretty good video editor and everything'll be set.

[Bitmap]

Fine fine fine... we'll do the unfunny thing.

[Ubiquitial]

Aw, that's too bad. :<

On another note, I'm dying to make a video out of this challenge. I only need a pretty good video editor and everything'll be set.

BGM must be Guile's theme.

[HakureiSM]

Loser plays 3 hours of HALO REACH every day for a week :3

[nsfw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXasCjUTNpE[/nsfw]

<Jana> Tags please 3:

Oh shit forgot bout that
mah bad
but dontcha take my bold out

[Kiro]

You want a bookie type setting? After I found the Wiki article here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematics_of_bookmaking
I couldn't resist trying something out.

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Baka Miko Pits vs Moerin
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Challenge 1 (One panel illustration)

Theme: This Pairing Will Never Work

Weight of Criterion:
Composition: 25%
Wittiness: 50%
Impressiveness: 25%

Judge: Purvis

Synopsis:
This is an art based challenge with a rather flexible theme. With wittiness being the most heavily weighed criterion and affecting the impressiveness criterion, whomever wins the wittiness battle will most likely win the challenge. The fewer the words, the better as well.

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Analysis of contestants:
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Baka Miko Pits (henceforth BMP):
Hours online: 30
Posts: 155
Posts per hour: 5.17
% of posts in CPMC, Daiyousei's: 86.5%
% of posts in Alice's Art Atelier: <1%

Moerin:
Hours online: 4,242
Posts (adjusted for new iteration of MotK): 2521
Posts per hour: 0.59
% of posts in CPMC, Daiyousei's: 55.6%
% of posts in Alice's Art Atelier: 6.5%

How I determined odds:
Frankly, I don't really know. Moerin has a long history with CPMC, a user who tries to exude tilde moe along with other quirks. Most recent tasks have involved trying to undermine the Communist takeover of CPMC with a country of his own. Daring stuff!

BMP however, has come on strong in his short time here at MotK. Sticking almost strictly to the CPMC section, he is an idiot to the core. However, with idiocy possibly comes ingenuity and while there isn't enough of a history to gauge him by, his ability to spur this challenge forth and eagerness to ascend portrays him as a contestant not to be underestimated.

In conclusion though, I believe the veteran contestant solidly holds the edge with numerous advantages including knowing the nature of such IH challenges, having spent some time in Alice's, and being more familiar with the style of Purvis' humor.

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HERE ARE MY BOOKIE ODDS
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Moerin (win): 11-9
BMP (win): 6-2
Over/Under on combined score of both contestants: 145

Place your bets people and/or make your own odds and we'll see how it turns out.

[UncertainJakutten]

You know me Kiro, I have to favor the underdog.

...but what are we betting?

Well, Whatever we are betting I put 11.5 of them on BMP!!!

[JT]

This Pairing Will Never Work.

[Suikama]

CONTEST OVER