Author Topic: The Ballad of Videogamer: Aspiring Programmer, Beggar, Idiot  (Read 30041 times)

Videogamer555

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The Ballad of Videogamer: Aspiring Programmer, Beggar, Idiot
« on: November 06, 2010, 05:53:01 AM »
I have a more or less random topic I want to post, but I don't think it will take a very long OP post to introduce the topic. It should be long to be posted in Cirno's section, yet this same section seems to be the ONLY place for posting random stuff on the whole shrinemaiden site.
« Last Edit: November 06, 2010, 10:44:15 AM by Sakana no Akyuu »

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2010, 05:54:58 AM »
For starters, this post itself could go in the talk thread or something rather than being a thread of its own.

Secondly, what sort of thread is it? If it's a game, then even if it's spammy it can go in Rumia's. Otherwise, you're gonna have to explain.

Again, preferably not in an extraneous topic :V
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2010, 05:58:47 AM »
I'm thinking about this thread.
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7601.0.html
Read my opening post. This is like really just completely random, but also is short. So I don't know where to put in on these forums.

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2010, 05:59:22 AM »
I think you should make a new thread.

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2010, 06:00:44 AM »
I'm thinking about this thread.
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7601.0.html
Read my opening post. This is like really just completely random, but also is short. So I don't know where to put in on these forums.
I'm thinking about this thread.
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7601.0.html
Read my opening post. This is like really just completely random, but also is short. So I don't know where to put in on these forums.
I'm thinking about this thread.
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7601.0.html
Read my opening post. This is like really just completely random, but also is short. So I don't know where to put in on these forums.
I'm thinking about this thread.
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7601.0.html
Read my opening post. This is like really just completely random, but also is short. So I don't know where to put in on these forums.
I'm thinking about this thread.
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7601.0.html
Read my opening post. This is like really just completely random, but also is short. So I don't know where to put in on these forums.

STILL MY QUESTION ISN'T ANSWERD! I need to know WHERE to post this very important (to me) but completely random topic!!!!!!

Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2010, 06:02:06 AM »
You shouldn't fucking post it anywhere because no one fucking cares.

If you absolutely must post it somewhere, then in the talking thread, not as its own thread.

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2010, 06:06:31 AM »
VG? Reading? LOL

Don't worry folks, we're working on something very special.


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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2010, 06:10:09 AM »
Don't worry folks, we're working on something very special.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh man, is it snowball challenge time? This sounds like snowball challenge time.

JT

Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2010, 06:12:09 AM »
If you have something you want to talk about that's not substantial enough for its own thread, go here.

You shouldn't fucking post it anywhere because no one fucking cares.
Harsh but true.

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2010, 06:16:25 AM »
Hey guys I got a new personal title.  It looks like my old one but with an extra "h" because h is the best letter.

dustyjo

Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2010, 06:19:00 AM »
Hey guys I haven't changed my name yet, I thought I'd make a thread letting you know that.

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2010, 06:21:06 AM »
I want to post a thread asking "Where can I post this?" but I don't know where I should post it. Help?

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2010, 06:22:00 AM »
I want to post, how?

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2010, 06:24:49 AM »
Video Gaemur...

-_- I think the topic would be best sent to the hapiness thread if it really makes you happy. Otherwise, as some guy once said,


STFU.

._. Sorry if this comes off as harsh, but I really don't think a new ava you got is worthy of a new thread.

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2010, 06:24:59 AM »
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2010, 06:25:15 AM »
« Last Edit: November 06, 2010, 06:27:31 AM by Kilgamaya[Z] »
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2010, 06:30:26 AM »

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2010, 06:31:55 AM »
That, or the staff is pulling another prank by making disliked/banned forum accounts into puppet accounts to bother people with.

To note, I am both html-saving and screenshotting this post just in case it gets 'unapproved' or deleted.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2010, 06:35:35 AM »
It's true, I am he.

In fact, the entire staff is one collective entity.  We are all, and we are one!

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2010, 06:36:04 AM »
Yeah or maybe it was a misguided attempt at letting someone who was permabanned one last chance?  Not everything is a conspiracy ::)

Thanks for assuming malice before the fairly simple and obvious explanation that we unbanned him.


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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2010, 06:38:31 AM »
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Kilgamayan

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2010, 06:52:08 AM »
Doubleposting because I can.



Don't let me down, guys.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2010, 06:53:04 AM »
Sometimes the banned need to stay banned.

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2010, 06:54:47 AM »
Doubleposting because I can.
Don't let me down, guys.
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[Edit]  As requested~
« Last Edit: November 06, 2010, 07:11:49 AM by Momiji »

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2010, 06:55:43 AM »
Sometimes the banned need to stay banned.
See noone else believed me when I said he should stay banned but whatever o/


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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."


Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #25 on: November 06, 2010, 06:57:37 AM »
Why isn't this locked yet?

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #26 on: November 06, 2010, 06:58:39 AM »
Don't worry folks, we're working on something very special.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #27 on: November 06, 2010, 07:00:27 AM »

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Re: Where can I post this?
« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2010, 07:02:38 AM »
And on the night I finally "won" at Yume Nikki. I'm saving the exploration run for tomorrow. Wanna see Mars and summon UFOs!

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Re: Where can I post this? (Snowball Challenge Ahoy!)
« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2010, 07:02:48 AM »
Video Gamer VMLV: Please come see me after class.



It has come to the staff's attention that you've taken your last shot at returning to the site (which, if you recall, you promised the MotK staff that you wouldn't screw up, and spent it creating pointless threads asking about where you can post other pointless threads, and generally being a bad poster. Now, by all rights, the MotK staff would be perfectly justified in just booting you off the site again, permanently this time. But in their infinite wisdom and mercy, they have elected to give you one last chance.

That means it's Snowball Challenge time!

Now, to make the festival more interesting yet, you are being granted a special mercy that is shown to few: an option of challenges. Three options. If you fail in the one you choose, you'll be permabanned again. If you succeed, though, you'll still get your chance at re-integrating into the MotK community. And here are your three choices!

1. Inspired by your enlightening post here, your task is to rewrite important American historical events as if Cirno had been president at the time. 5,000 word maximum, with proper writing technique: that means spelling, grammar, indentation of paragraphs, and citations for bonus points. You shall be graded on historical accuracy based on your own experiences, and your own speculation as to what would have happened had Cirno actually been President. Among the more interesting picks for events include the passing of the Sedition Act of 1798, the passing of the Sherman Act of 1890, and the Annexation of Hawaii in 1898, though you are by no means limited to these alone, as they are merely suggestions.

or

2. Inspired by this, write a Syaoran x Reimu fic under 5000 words that turns into a modern parable on how free market economies are inherently unethical, with the condition that they realize they're totally wrong for each other and break up. Li Meiling's inclusion is not optional, and bonus points are to be rewarded for the inclusion of Nanoha Takamachi absolutely thrashing them all, eventually leading Reimu to conclude that true freedom can only be achieved through Stalinist economic planning.

or

3. Inspired by the general theme of NaNoWriMo, you are to rewrite Wuthering Heights using Touhou characters. The suggested route is to star Marisa as Catherine, who can't decide between Alice (Heathcliff) or Patchouli (Edgar). At some point, you must include shoutouts to Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis, preferably in the form of Sakuya, the bold maid who seems oddly indifferent to Heathcliff's angsting, probably because her proleterian sensibilities make her purer and more humane. Again, 5,000 words maximum.

If your submission does not meet our approval and you do not put the effort into this that we expect, then you automatically lose. Remember, this is your last chance. You have five days (or 120 hours) to get this done. Good luck!
« Last Edit: November 06, 2010, 07:10:29 AM by Cirno »