If I had more than 256M ram, I'd record in fraps or equivalent and crop for your viewing ridicule.
EoSD. Extra. Since you're posting in this thread, you probably realize you aren't the bees' knees at this touhou thing, but nevertheless you can make a solid run at Flandre. And twice in as many hours. But each time you're faced with the same problem: you have too many lives. You have no other choice but to...
...make an inexcusable death!
Then, to compensate for your grotesque error, you unfocus and RUN DIRECTLY INTO THE NEAREST BULLET.
Finally, to avenge past mistakes and finally win the game, you, while finding a lone wave of bullets approaching, stand completely still and let the closest bullet SLAM INTO YOU.
That was not an exaggeration. That happened. Twice. In EXACTLY the same manner.
I can upload this bullshit if you want, but it's quite seriously as horrid as it sounds (and uninteresting, up until atwtbn, at which point it's loltastic). If I hadn't beaten Flandre (FINALLY), the next day, I... well... I would be even more bitter, if that's even imaginable.