Author Topic: Dr. Komeiji is in.  (Read 38649 times)

DeathShot Catharsis

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Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #300 on: June 09, 2010, 02:19:53 AM »
But I have even more!

Give them to me dammit or I'll fucking kill you.

Gpop

Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #301 on: June 09, 2010, 02:26:25 AM »
I really don't care about the money you humans have~. Give them to Reimu~. She's always complaining about that~.

dustyjo

Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #302 on: June 09, 2010, 02:30:11 AM »
What do you want for the pictures then?

Matsuri

Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #303 on: June 09, 2010, 02:38:27 AM »
Doctor, why are you barely wearing any cloths while on duty?

[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/450831/2girls-animal_ears-bespectacled-braid-cat_ears-cat[/nsfw]

best. doctor. ever.

also

hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nurse

Gpop

Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #304 on: June 09, 2010, 03:08:35 AM »
What do you want for the pictures then?

Surprise me~.

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Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #305 on: June 09, 2010, 03:16:02 AM »
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dustyjo

Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #306 on: June 09, 2010, 03:26:56 AM »
Surprise me~.

ff I'm not good with that

Seriously, name something.

atoms2ashes

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Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #307 on: June 09, 2010, 03:48:12 AM »
Doctor, does a daily does of Melphorphiginiminin have side effects?

Toasty

Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #308 on: June 09, 2010, 04:31:11 AM »
Doctor, I turned neoserela into a strike witches character.

Do I have problems?

FinnKaenbyou

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Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #309 on: June 09, 2010, 07:57:56 AM »
* Dr. Komeiji emerges from the back room, now wearing her usual attire beneath the coat.

Koishi, when I get a break from work, the two of us are going to have to talk about honesty.

*Recollection [Rose and Camellia]*
*SLAP*

And give me those photographs. I'll need to talk to Rin as well, it seems.

Uu...am I in them?

No, Okuu. When people look at your cleavage they think of something else, anyway. I'll need to examine the effect in more detail later...

Doctor, does a daily does of Melphorphiginiminin have side effects?
Listed side-effects include headaches, nausea, dizziness, rashes, arrythmia, palpitations, cold sweats, bleeding from the eyes, bleeding from the nose, pain while urinating, lung failure, liver failure, kidney failure, strokes, heart attacks, aneurysms, and very mild symptoms of death.

Doctor, I turned neoserela into a strike witches character.

Do I have problems?
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You monster.
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atoms2ashes

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Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #310 on: June 09, 2010, 08:03:08 AM »
Doctor, Doctor, I have the urge to kill our new president who was proclamated just now.

Just now.

Wha do?

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Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #311 on: June 09, 2010, 08:12:52 AM »
Doctor, Doctor, I have the urge to kill our new president who was proclamated just now.

Just now.

Wha do?
Is there a grassy knoll nearby?

lumber_of_the_beast

Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #312 on: June 09, 2010, 12:03:49 PM »
Doctor Komeiji, I read a fapfic featuring you using your thought-reading powers online.
Spoiler:
It was really, really sexy.
What do I do?

atoms2ashes

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Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #313 on: June 09, 2010, 12:06:59 PM »
Doctor Komeiji, I read a fapfic featuring you using your thought-reading powers online.
Spoiler:
It was really, really sexy.
What do I do?

I'm pretty sure anyone could answer that.

But I has no glassiz herp derp.

Iryan

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Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #314 on: June 09, 2010, 12:36:23 PM »
fapfic
At first I thought this was merely a typing accident, but the "p" key is nowhere near the "n" key, which suggests that you really don't know how this word is spelled, in which case I advise you to visit professor Ran.

Alternatively, you have a deep-seated subconscious desire for the letter P, probably from a traumatic experience with alphabet soup.


What do you think of my diagnosis, doctor?
Old Danmakufu stuff can be found here!

"As the size of an explosion increases, the numbers of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."

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Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #315 on: June 09, 2010, 12:45:07 PM »
or you know, it could be just a NSFW fanfic that he did that thing too.

Iryan

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Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #316 on: June 09, 2010, 12:53:20 PM »
or you know, it could be just a NSFW fanfic that he did that thing too.

This is an easy case:
In your childhood you had a traumatic experience with a birthday clown, leading to you being unable to appreciate, acknowledge, or even perceive any form of humor.

As a cure, I advise you to meditate about this famous koan:

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Old Danmakufu stuff can be found here!

"As the size of an explosion increases, the numbers of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."

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Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #317 on: June 09, 2010, 01:02:47 PM »
1. never had any clowns
2. you're a hack
and 3. you ain't got any glasses.

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Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #318 on: June 09, 2010, 01:48:31 PM »
I have your glasses, Doc, and you ain't gonna get them back.

Spidere

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Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #319 on: June 09, 2010, 01:53:03 PM »
You fools! A monocle instantly makes him three times as intelligent as the lot of you!

Glasses have a much more minor effect.  :V

Gpop

Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #320 on: June 09, 2010, 02:05:19 PM »
You fools! A monocle instantly makes him three times as intelligent as the lot of you!

Glasses have a much more minor effect.  :V



Can I be doctor now~? Gpop has shown me how to inspect people very thoroughly~.

Spidere

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Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #321 on: June 09, 2010, 02:06:39 PM »


Can I be doctor now~? Gpop has shown me how to inspect people very thoroughly~.

Go for it. Though, my qualifications may be inadequate to give you the go-ahead.  :V

Matsuri

Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #322 on: June 09, 2010, 02:08:07 PM »
I dunno, a closed third eye probably makes a lousy stethoscope. :3

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Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #323 on: June 09, 2010, 02:09:25 PM »
I dunno, a closed third eye probably makes a lousy stethoscope. :3
It does. Can't hear shit.
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Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #324 on: June 09, 2010, 02:13:54 PM »
Hmmm, glasses and a monocle. I assume that means you are qualified.

As certain people continue to question my authority and as the real Dr. Komeiji appears to be too busy to respond, there is no harm in you giving it a try I guess.
Old Danmakufu stuff can be found here!

"As the size of an explosion increases, the numbers of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."

Gpop

Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #325 on: June 09, 2010, 02:18:11 PM »
I dunno, a closed third eye probably makes a lousy stethoscope. :3

Consider me more of a psychologist then~.

Spidere

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Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #326 on: June 09, 2010, 02:21:42 PM »
Consider me more of a psychologist then~.

That likes penises a little too much~

 :V

Gpop

Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #327 on: June 09, 2010, 02:30:44 PM »
That likes penises a little too much~

 :V

Only Gpo-

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Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #328 on: June 09, 2010, 02:39:33 PM »
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Gpop

Re: Dr. Komeiji is in.
« Reply #329 on: June 09, 2010, 02:42:18 PM »
My hat is my friend~ <3. It helps me relax~.