> Locate NO-STICK SPRAY. It is important to have that before you cook!
>You may search in the CABINETS or DRAWERS (both of which are to the WEST, or behind you). Who knows what else you may find?
>Also of note: There is an ICEBOX to the NORTH.
>Hum the song to yourself. It's only fitting considering the nature of your QUEST!
>You hum a CATCHY TUNE to yourself!
>You have attained: CATCHY TUNE
> Raid FRIDGE in search of EGGS.
>You search the ICEBOX first. Opening it, the ICEBOX FAIRY greets you! "Wotcha lookin' for, girlie?"
>Challenge raocow to a duel to the death.
>You are not acquainted with any RAOCOWS. The location of the nearest COWS also eludes you.
>Punch the frying pan so hard it warps space/time and spontaneously produces some perfectly fried eggs.
>You punch your frying pan as hard as you can! The frying pan now has a fist-shaped dent in the bottom.
>The ICEBOX FAIRY is shocked! "Wha- Whatcha want from me?!"
>You have lost FRYING PAN and obtained DENTED PAN