Author Topic: Update for Ijiyatsu  (Read 5021 times)

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #30 on: April 23, 2010, 11:41:10 PM »
can I be the third TLB with shit ridiculous requirements?

no one will reach me anyways so you don't have to script anything :V

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #31 on: April 24, 2010, 08:46:10 PM »
We'll be opening a Paypal soon for people who want to be in the game. The current base rate for an Embodiment slot is $200 US dollars, +$75 if you want an animated sprite, and $1.50 per bullet fired in a 20 second span on Lunatic (minimum 250 shots). The base rate for a midboss slot is $750, and boss slots will have to be negotiated with an agent to determine pricing.

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #32 on: April 24, 2010, 09:57:32 PM »
Can I be a boss or sumthin? Stage 3 or 4 maybe, since I doubt their is high demand for those.

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #33 on: April 24, 2010, 11:04:01 PM »
Can I be a boss or sumthin? Stage 3 or 4 maybe, since I doubt their is high demand for those.

Sure you can. See Nobu's post and have your credit card ready.

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #34 on: April 25, 2010, 01:01:50 AM »
We'll be opening a Paypal soon for people who want to be in the game. The current base rate for an Embodiment slot is $200 US dollars, +$75 if you want an animated sprite, and $1.50 per bullet fired in a 20 second span on Lunatic (minimum 250 shots). The base rate for a midboss slot is $750, and boss slots will have to be negotiated with an agent to determine pricing.



can i pay with my body

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2010, 01:10:23 AM »
That shit ain't worth $200, son.

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #36 on: April 25, 2010, 01:12:59 AM »
That shit ain't worth $200, son.

Ow, that hurt. ._.!

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #37 on: April 25, 2010, 01:16:05 AM »
Only worth it if I can buy Embodiment spots in Bulk at a good discount.

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #38 on: April 25, 2010, 01:17:00 AM »
Ow, that hurt. ._.!

What Purv meant to say that your body is priceless. ~<3

And also not legal tender in the state of Michigan. Sorry. :<

Only worth it if I can buy Embodiment spots in Bulk at a good discount.

What kind of gig do you think we're running here? This isn't Costco.
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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #39 on: April 25, 2010, 01:29:08 AM »
And also not legal tender in the state of Michigan. Sorry. :<

I don't think you really understand the state of Michigan's economy at the moment.

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #40 on: April 25, 2010, 01:36:28 AM »
Argh, and I was so looking forward to a spot, too...  :ohdear:

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #41 on: April 25, 2010, 01:38:22 AM »
can i pay with my body

ijiyatsu4ever@hotmail.com

talk to me

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #42 on: April 25, 2010, 01:42:56 AM »
ijiyatsu4ever@hotmail.com

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #43 on: April 25, 2010, 02:00:51 AM »
Wait for your turn Nobubu!!

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #44 on: April 25, 2010, 02:09:09 AM »
...TranceHime is now the new final boss.

That is all.

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #45 on: April 25, 2010, 02:09:18 AM »
In all seriousness(paying, fantastic joke xD), can I be a boss character?

Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #46 on: April 25, 2010, 02:11:26 AM »
In all seriousness(paying, fantastic joke xD), can I be a boss character?

The boss slots have already been filled, as well as the midboss and deathfairy slots. And embodiment slots.

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #47 on: April 25, 2010, 02:16:06 AM »
Half the bosses are Pesco, how is that even fair :P

Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #48 on: April 25, 2010, 02:18:18 AM »
Half the bosses are Pesco, how is that even fair :P

You can opt to become a nameless fairy like I did! :V
I'm going to be the third fairy from the left right after the first death fairy in Stage 4 :P

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #49 on: April 25, 2010, 02:19:53 AM »
Honestly, can we get a list of Bosses and Mid-bosses?

Could I be a start-of-stage sort of foe? Like Alice in PCB Stage 3 or sumthin.

Bananamatic

Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #50 on: April 25, 2010, 02:24:01 AM »
can I be the third TLB with shit ridiculous requirements?

Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #51 on: April 25, 2010, 02:28:21 AM »
Honestly, can we get a list of Bosses and Mid-bosses?

Could I be a start-of-stage sort of foe? Like Alice in PCB Stage 3 or sumthin.

http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=2455.0

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #52 on: April 25, 2010, 02:52:22 AM »
Honestly, can we get a list of Bosses and Mid-bosses?

Could I be a start-of-stage sort of foe? Like Alice in PCB Stage 3 or sumthin.

In all seriousness, let me direct you to my form letter.


Hey MystearicaUtsuho. We're happy to see people expressing interest in the game (and also doubly ecstatic that you are so interested that you'd like to be a part of it), but the current structure and embodiment list is fixed for now. As much as we'd like to accommodate everyone that's interested, it just can't be done practically, realistically, or fairly. I apologize.
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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #53 on: April 25, 2010, 02:57:30 AM »
Leave a message after the beep!

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #54 on: April 25, 2010, 03:03:31 AM »
BEEP

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #55 on: April 25, 2010, 03:06:21 AM »
Andy? Andy, some guy came by saying you owe him 6 packs of noodles. I didn't recognize him, so I gave him your number instead. Anyways, talk to you later.

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #56 on: April 25, 2010, 03:10:19 AM »
We'll be opening a Paypal soon for people who want to be in the game. The current base rate for an Embodiment slot is $200 US dollars, +$75 if you want an animated sprite, and $1.50 per bullet fired in a 20 second span on Lunatic (minimum 250 shots). The base rate for a midboss slot is $750, and boss slots will have to be negotiated with an agent to determine pricing.

No, no! Nobu you're going about it all wrong! If you want to make any money you've got to do things right! You should hold auctions for each spot. The spot goes to the highest bidder. Stage 1 bids will start at $1000 US, stage 2 at $2000 US, stage 3 at $3000 US and so on in that order.

I'll start the bidding for Final Boss with a bid of $10,000 US!  :smug:

Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #57 on: April 25, 2010, 03:14:02 AM »
I'll start the bidding for Final Boss with a bid of $10,000 US!  :smug:

TranceHime has that >: |

No particular reason.

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #58 on: April 25, 2010, 03:14:32 AM »
I'm already a Michigander like Nobu so I instantly get a spot in this. That is right Nobu isn't it?

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Re: Update for Ijiyatsu
« Reply #59 on: April 25, 2010, 03:17:24 AM »
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