Author Topic: Waifu thread  (Read 11819 times)

dustyjo

Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #60 on: April 24, 2010, 04:47:16 AM »
I would also like any touhou if they grew animal ears

Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #61 on: April 24, 2010, 04:55:53 AM »
sorry, but utsuho is the best character in the series  :smug:
that or yukari
I agree with both of these statements.

The latter a bit more, though.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #62 on: April 24, 2010, 05:02:58 AM »
I wonder why I'm even responding seriously to your comments...

Maybe when you're older, kid.


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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #63 on: April 24, 2010, 05:43:16 AM »
What's the cat 88? :S
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #64 on: April 24, 2010, 05:51:05 AM »
hi my name means the cat 88

hi your name means the cat 88
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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #65 on: April 24, 2010, 06:21:45 AM »
Yeah but what does that mean
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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dustyjo

Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #66 on: April 24, 2010, 06:29:10 AM »
it means the cat 88


obviously

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #67 on: April 24, 2010, 06:30:18 AM »
Lord Tenma.

Only if it is the black guy in a towel.
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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #68 on: April 24, 2010, 06:30:47 AM »
Only if it is the black guy in a towel.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #69 on: April 24, 2010, 09:07:36 AM »
Wait are we seriously doing a waifu thread?

Alright, here's the how it this would go down. Keep in mind it's 5 AM on a Friday night. I'm pretty drunk right now and not the fake internet kind and this will probably won't seem anywhere near as funny to me tomorrow but here we go.

First I'd be like, "KOMACHI YOUR EYES ARE LIKE TWO STEAKS OF THAT I WANT TO BATHE IN. WITHOUT YOU MY LIFE IS NOTHING BUT A CARNIVAL OF RUST AND POOP AND BAD THINGS." Like I'd just give this long flowery romantic soliloquy. Then she'd be all like no wait, actually first I'd smack her on the ass. Not like spank her or anything, but just a good firm authoritative slap. Her ass would be soft, but springy. Like a fine mattress. Then shed be all like, "OH JOHNNY! TAKE ME INTO YOUR ARMS AND NEVER LET ME GO" or some shit, and we'd ride off into the sunset on my rocketpowered flying motorcycle as the screen slowly fades to black and Def Leppard plays over the credits. Then there'd be a montage of black and white photos of us fucking or something I guess.

Also Byakuren because she is a snappy dresser. I would call her "Byaku-hatsu" because she is fucking dynamite.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #70 on: April 24, 2010, 09:21:42 AM »
Also Byakuren because she is a snappy dresser. I would call her "Byaku-hatsu" because she is fucking dynamite.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #71 on: April 24, 2010, 10:28:38 AM »
Sanae is my waifu
Daiyosei is my lover

Then they find out about each other, first they quarrel, then we have hot threesome.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #72 on: April 24, 2010, 10:44:05 AM »
To be honest, Koishi's character is actually pretty boring - the whole "happy character :D" shtick is pretty boring. I like girls who can show more than one expression, see.

She has no emotion.  She only seems to be "happy" because it's the only expression she knows how to fake.  It explains why her smile looks so creepy and false.

Anyways, since it seems no-one wants to touch them, I shall claim all of the ZUNfiction characters to be my own personal harem, ufufu~
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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #73 on: April 24, 2010, 11:00:16 AM »
Real characters only.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #74 on: April 24, 2010, 11:24:31 AM »
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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #75 on: April 24, 2010, 11:36:08 AM »
NITORI     (ENGINEER)
REMILA    (ever since this picture)
UTSUHO  (hot and cool :V)
MARISA    (I think she'd be fun wih competitiveness. If she brings along alice she can go above utsuho in the list.)
HINA         (she spins me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round)

And I'm adopting suwako. Just because.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #76 on: April 24, 2010, 12:12:52 PM »
Shinki. No one else but the beautiful goddess, Shinki.
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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #77 on: April 24, 2010, 12:30:09 PM »
Truth to be told, I'm not really into sexual relationships. I still love the characters, but for who they are, not how they do in bed. Maybe I'm asexual. But I'll cast my vote anyway to indicate with whom I would like to have a nice day out with.

As expected, I vote for PC-98 era, for Shinki of course. Not only is she drop-dead gorgeous and godly beautiful, but (if we DO go for a sexual relationship after all) she could use her power of creation to create a harem of Koakuma's and have a eightsome or even more :V

Here are my other choices:
Yamame
Wriggle
Yuuka (Sorry Thundr)
Yukari (Power perversion potential GO!)

I'm still only aiming for a casual relationship with them. Especially in the case of Wriggle and Yamame, since if I would ever do it with them they would devour me after the job's done. :ohdear: And Yuuka's sheer power would break my entire bone structure if I ever got it on with her.

Shinki. No one else but the beautiful goddess, Shinki.

Darn, ninja'd to it.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #78 on: April 24, 2010, 12:31:46 PM »
Anyways, since it seems no-one wants to touch them, I shall claim all of the ZUNfiction characters to be my own personal harem, ufufu~

Yorihime has already crimsoned the sheets in my house.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #79 on: April 24, 2010, 12:44:07 PM »
Better wash them fast before it stains!

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #80 on: April 24, 2010, 12:57:40 PM »
I would Alice like a snail to a shell.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #81 on: April 24, 2010, 01:44:08 PM »
always

This must be Suikama's fault.

I think of ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU OH HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE stuff everytime I see the word always.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #82 on: April 24, 2010, 02:10:00 PM »
Guten tag, ich heisse Die Katze 88!

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #83 on: April 24, 2010, 02:29:06 PM »
At this point it's probably Unzan BV

This must be Suikama's fault.

I think of ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU OH HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE stuff everytime I see the word always.
BV

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #84 on: April 24, 2010, 03:47:15 PM »
My five choices are all magic stones. Oh bby.
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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #85 on: April 24, 2010, 03:55:44 PM »
I'm still only aiming for a casual relationship with them. Especially in the case of Wriggle and Yamame, since if I would ever do it with them they would devour me after the job's done. :ohdear: And Yuuka's sheer power would break my entire bone structure if I ever got it on with her.

Darn, ninja'd to it.
Yamame isn't really going to eat you if you sex her up, her species doesn't really follow through with that (overused) notion. If Wriggle were the same way she would probably be the species of fireflies that dupe males into thinking they want to mate then eat them as soon as they get close (I forgot the name of them, but they're called femme fatale fireflies or something).

Also, sorry brah, but I was with her first :smug:
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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #86 on: April 24, 2010, 04:06:46 PM »
Wow a waifu thread? haha brings back memories.  Well taken or not these are my fave characters

Remilia Scarlet (....duh right?)


Flandre Scarlet (at first by association but there are more legit reasons)


Nue Houjuu (her theme was really dam cool and I love her simple design and wings)


Yuyuko Saigyouji ( her fanart gives me the "perfect body" feel. too bad she's DEAD hehe)


Satori Komeiji ( her abilities to on the fly copy others abilities and she has her own spells, she's like Kirby only she doesn't suck)


Special mention:
Youmu Konpaku ( if I was to be a touhou character, I'd be Youmu, she's a samurai-like serious character. I love samurai and katanas and she's pretty level-headed though inexperienced and naive, but she's still strong in her own right. Self discipline is important)


No matter what Remilia is mine-wait...rather I belong to her haha

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #87 on: April 24, 2010, 04:09:22 PM »
My five choices are all magic stones. Oh bby.

Why you gotta be so greedy Nobu?

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #88 on: April 24, 2010, 05:24:08 PM »
I am not even kidding when I say Unzan is mai Hasubando
Wotters gonna' wot


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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #89 on: April 24, 2010, 05:26:31 PM »
My five choices are all magic stones. Oh bby.

Wait a second
how would you
uh
wait
what
you can't sleep with
gah

I don't understand ;;

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