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Waifu thread
« on: April 21, 2010, 09:01:51 PM »
Just as the title says. Who in Gensokyo would you sleep with and why? Limit to five Touhous.
Also, I wanna see what game has the highest percentage of hot characters, so that's why the poll is structured the way it is. :derp:

Me, I'd like to sleep with Satori, Murasa (who has grown on me lately thanks to lgb's posting of shorts!Murasa), Koishi, Shikieiki, and Sanae. Especially Sanae, yum. She's my age and everything~

Honorable mention goes to Kogasa. She's more cute than sexy, but mmmm, those legs.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2010, 09:16:25 PM »
1. Akiha
1. Seifuku Akiha
1. Akiha Vermillion
4. Giant Akiha
5. Wriggle Nightbug

I put fightan gaem because four of them are from a fightan gaem, where the top 3 is a tie, but obviously IN has Wriggle.  And Wriggle is female and if you call her male I will not hesitate to ban you fucks.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2010, 09:17:27 PM »
Aya, Remilia, Reimu, Marisa, and Byakuren.

The first one's the obvious choice, I know, and Remilia has those wings. Sue me for picking Reimu and Marisa. I'd just have to, you know.

Also Byakuren because I think she would be a very giving lover.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2010, 09:19:36 PM »
Satori ~ so prettyyyyy
Suika ~ drunk chicks are easy, right? :derp:
Marisa ~ she can unleash her annihilation of love on me anytime
Keine ~ we'll make history, all right
Patchouli ~ I love shy girls~

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2010, 09:23:57 PM »
Benny don't bring Tsukihime into this thread, only Touhou allowed. Tsukihime was a horrible anime and I don't know why anyone would name characters from it.

BTW I claim Remilia and Ichirin. Vampires and nuns are hot. After that... Sakuya I guess, maids aren't bad either.

Edit: Drat, Tengukami beat me to Remilia. I guess I'll take Flandre then. The power to destroy anything with her eyes is cool, though it's not really what I look for in a waifu.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2010, 09:26:38 PM by What 'bout my ☆? »

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2010, 09:29:17 PM »
I was wondering what happened to this thread.  Did the other one get saved?  :ohdear:

Ran - the obvious choice
Hong - still the hottest human type character
Hina - I'd give her my misfortunes, giggity
Byakuren - Get an answer to the gradient pubic hair question once and for all
Nitori - my vision of kappas has been forever warped by her

What if my top character is in more than one game?

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2010, 09:30:35 PM »
What if my top character is in more than one game?

I'm leaning more towards debut game. Or else Reimu would be in all of them.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2010, 09:31:09 PM »
I'm leaning more towards debut game. Or else Reimu would be in all of them.
Ick, who likes Reimu?  Armpits are gross

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2010, 09:31:47 PM »
Drat, Tengukami beat me to Remilia. I guess I'll take Flandre then. The power to destroy anything with her eyes is cool, though it's not really what I look for in a waifu.

No reason we can't swap on weekends, eh? I'm know Remi would be down for that.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2010, 09:37:24 PM »
You horrible people took my waifus ! (Remilia / Sakuya)

FINE, I guess I'll have no choice but to donate my faith to Kanako.

Maybe after that I should get busy with Shiki Eiki-sama's legs.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2010, 09:37:51 PM »
Komachi got dem tits :3
Yuyuko got nice boobies too
So does Eirin
And Iku (she does sound effects I hear)
Yorihime is hawt

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2010, 09:40:38 PM »
Maybe after that I should get busy with Shiki Eiki-sama's legs.



Shikieiki is too good for you. Go back to masturbating to Remilia wingsex porn.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2010, 09:42:14 PM »
Blame Tengukami and 7hs. If they hand over my Ojousama and maid, I will consider leaving Eiki-sama. Right now she seems to be enjoying my butler service so far. Because a lazy titted shikigami isn't helping her.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2010, 09:44:14 PM »
Looks like Remilia's gonna get passed around like a collection plate at Sunday Mass. By the time were done with her, that thing's gonna look like a bulldog eating oatmeal.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2010, 09:48:12 PM »
Y'all can have Remi, those wings are weird man

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2010, 09:51:53 PM »
Ick, who likes Reimu?  Armpits are gross

Get the fuck out. >:|
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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2010, 09:52:44 PM »
Don't mind Vic. He can't feel any sexual attraction for anything that isn't furry.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2010, 09:55:00 PM »
Don't mind Vic. He can't feel any sexual attraction for anything that isn't furry.
One of mine has a tail or non-human ears.  Y'all just jealous I realized it before you, ain't that right?

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2010, 10:06:43 PM »
One of mine has a tail or non-human ears.  Y'all just jealous I realized it before you, ain't that right?

Lay off the booze man, this didn't make sense.
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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2010, 10:24:09 PM »
Lay off the booze man, this didn't make sense.
Makes total sense to me, quit analyzing and tryin' to get in my head

Gpop

Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2010, 02:06:40 AM »
i lay claim to iku and eirin forever,

also koishi because fuck gpop

I already claimed her WAY before you did :smug:

Don't try to outwit the  ORIGINAL creator of this abomination.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2010, 02:07:10 AM »
Maybe if they all had di--(ry

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2010, 02:09:05 AM »
Maybe if they all had di--(ry

I'm a terribke person  :derp:

Who said they di-

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #23 on: April 24, 2010, 02:09:46 AM »
Rumia.

Although I don't want to sleep with her, I don't swing that way :X

If we're picking 5, then add in... Kogasa, Maribel, Alice, Satori.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2010, 02:10:12 AM »
I can't believe how well EoSD is doing in this poll.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2010, 02:15:57 AM »
I also have Toyohime, Yuka, Parsee, and Flandre as side orders.

you didn't post in this thread first so no dice

:smug:

I claimed permanent claim from the first incarnation of this, which claims that no matter what I still get her :smug:

Don't try to avoid it boy.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2010, 02:36:17 AM »
Rei Ayanami.

Not even on your poll, yeah.

Spoiler:
I'm posting in a waifu thread squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

dustyjo

Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #27 on: April 24, 2010, 02:37:51 AM »
lol only 1 PCB vote

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #28 on: April 24, 2010, 02:47:32 AM »
I can't believe how well EoSD is doing in this poll.

Mine adds one more, bwahahah.

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Re: Waifu thread
« Reply #29 on: April 24, 2010, 03:19:53 AM »
Five I'd sleep with~?

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