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« Reply #930 on: August 08, 2010, 05:26:05 PM »
>"I'd like to see a peaceful end to these tournament shenanigans, esteemed Maiden of The Hakurei Shrine. For that reason, I seek to travel to the Underground, council the Hell Raven, and bring resolution, either by Philia or Fist."

>Make note to beat up those ninjas.

> "Your determination is admirable, but your desire to seek a diplomatic solution is misplaced. Youkai do not listen to words. You cannot talk a broom out of being a broom. It can only be broken for its nature to be irreversibly changed. They will listen to your fists, nothing less."

> Those ninjas are going to get what's coming to them.

>Recall if Reimu was always this way, or if she's just snapped.

> She has always tended to seem alien to you - she rarely leaves the shrine, and only does so when there's an Incident or to buy food at the village. She has never been tolerant towards Youkai, but her level of aggression towards them is certainly elevated in comparison to her usual self.

> Reimu leads you away from the shrine, along a path of flattened grass that hugs the mountainside. It is dark by the time you reach a large cave entrance. From here, you can see for miles by the starlight. You can make out the lights of the village. The hot spring itself is a bit down the mountain, on a small plateau.

> Reimu extends a hand towards the cave entrance.
> "Here."

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« Reply #931 on: August 08, 2010, 05:41:37 PM »
> "Thank you for leading me to the entrance Reimu."
> If nothing else comes up, bid her farewell and head inside.

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« Reply #932 on: August 08, 2010, 05:45:02 PM »
>How tired are we? Do we think we could make significant progress without needing to pass out?
>"How far should it be to the city?"

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« Reply #933 on: August 09, 2010, 09:02:29 AM »
> "Your determination is admirable, but your desire to seek a diplomatic solution is misplaced. Youkai do not listen to words. You cannot talk a broom out of being a broom. It can only be broken for its nature to be irreversibly changed. They will listen to your fists, nothing less."
>"I would agree with you, Reimu, if it were not for the encounter with Sunflower Youkai that I came from before reaching the Hakurei Shrine. I am not expecting the encounter with the Hell Raven to proceed as Yuka's did. But Utsuho will be extended a similar offer." Detail Yuka's encounter if need be.

>Test Goggles in night environ. Toggle for different functions.

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« Reply #934 on: August 09, 2010, 02:35:21 PM »
> "Thank you for leading me to the entrance Reimu."
> If nothing else comes up, bid her farewell and head inside.
>"I would agree with you, Reimu, if it were not for the encounter with Sunflower Youkai that I came from before reaching the Hakurei Shrine. I am not expecting the encounter with the Hell Raven to proceed as Yuka's did. But Utsuho will be extended a similar offer." Detail Yuka's encounter if need be.

>Test Goggles in night environ. Toggle for different functions.

> "Indeed? I had wondered why you reeked of Youkai. Yuka, or however it wants to call itself, is a left-over bygone of an old age, clinging to its existence out of stubbornness. It is not worth anyone's time, and, eventually, will cease to exist by itself when it finally realises its lack of worth. I can only hope it does not cause any harm before then."

Parser's note ~ Retcon: Reimu used "it" when referring to Utsuho as well.

> You pull the goggles over your eyes, and flick the switch. The oddly satisfying bweeeeeeee sounds, and everything lights up! Despite the darkness, you can see everything as clearly as if it were midday. It is darker when you look into the cave entrance, but you can still see enough to make your way around due to luminescent lichen growing in the damp atmosphere.

> You play around with the different functions.
> IR Toggle plunges everything into a spectrum of reds and blues. A pale orange permeates the air in the cave, and you and Reimu light up as a deep red. It seems to react to hot things.
> Enhanced Acquisition attracts attention to certain things in your line of sight by drawing an outline of them and providing some text. So far it's only the cave entrance, which is marked with Entrance/Exit, Below-Average Light Conditions, High Humidity, Restricted Maneuvering Capability and Reimu, who is marked with Human Adult, Unknown, Low or No Hostility, IFF Calibration Required.
> Selective Masking does nothing that you can see.
> Active Spotting does nothing that you can see.

>How tired are we? Do we think we could make significant progress without needing to pass out?
>"How far should it be to the city?"

> You've been walking for more than half a day, now. You're somewhat tired. You'd make good progress, but you would be very tired by the end.
> "An hour, by air. More if you walk, the path is treacherous."

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« Reply #935 on: August 09, 2010, 03:20:04 PM »
>"Anything I should watch out for in particular?"

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« Reply #936 on: August 09, 2010, 03:51:32 PM »
>"Anything I should watch out for in particular?"

> "A certain meddlesome witch went down earlier, looking for her Spell Focus. She believes it could be down there. I would be thankful if you would find her, I worry that she might come to harm."

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« Reply #937 on: August 09, 2010, 03:55:03 PM »
>"Very well, I shall."
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« Reply #938 on: August 09, 2010, 09:58:21 PM »
>"Very well, I shall."
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> Did...did you just use the [S] prefix? It seems that the parser now has to attempt to live up to expectations.

> You are Marisa, ordinary witch. You are missing your Hakkero, Spell Focus for your most powerful Spell Card, and you are certain the thief is somewhere in the abandoned Underground Hell, now populated with Oni.
> Your magical aptitude, however, is ordinary only compared to your extraordinary strength.
> The ground cracks as you smash the Oni downwards with a perfectly-executed suplex. Using your momentum, you roll back and over her, plant your feet, twist your waist and fling her into two more assailants, sending all three plowing back through the ground.
> An Oni charges you only to meet a scissoring kick at the waist. You grab her with your legs, spin her around with her mass and bear her down, heel pushing down on her throat. Another Oni's clumsy punch is an easy target - you grab and pull her off her feet, spin her around a full two rotations, and send her flying through the second-story wall of a nearby house.
> The Oni beneath you passes out from your choke hold.
> More of them come at you from every corner, street and side-alley. This part of town looks like a warzone by now. Looks like mentioning the tournament was a bad idea.

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« Reply #939 on: August 09, 2010, 10:14:16 PM »
> Continue kicking the asses of all Oni that start attacking us.
> How powerful are we physically? Are we more powerful then an Oni in term of pure power?
> What makes us think the theif went to the Underground?

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« Reply #940 on: August 09, 2010, 10:22:34 PM »
>Marisa: Contemplate the Enigma of Steel while keeping the pain train coming.
>Akyu: Into the Caverness!

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« Reply #941 on: August 10, 2010, 08:28:55 AM »
Wow. Marisa just became a little more Cho. It is a wonderful thing.

>Assess combat durability of Broomstick. If good, become the Tempest, mule kicking, back knuckling, swinging, spinning, thrusting: anyone within a 3 meter radius should feel threatened. If it is becoming overwhelming with the bodies, jet away.

>How does losing our spell focus affect our active spell repertoire?

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« Reply #942 on: August 10, 2010, 09:19:42 AM »
> Continue kicking the asses of all Oni that start attacking us.
> How powerful are we physically? Are we more powerful then an Oni in term of pure power?
> What makes us think the theif went to the Underground?

> You meet an oncoming Oni's rush with your own, your right arm stretched out to your side to land a bonecrushing clothesline, spinning the Oni round head-over-feet.
> Your momentum barely halted, you leap feet-first, spin yourself to fly sideways through the air, wrap your leg around an Oni's neck, wrap your arm around another Oni's neck, and send both crashing backwards into the cave wall, using their bodies to soften the impact for yourself. You leave a vast crater in the wall.
> Brawling: 5++. You are able to perform superhuman feats of strength beyond even those granted by magic or supernatural ability - you could easily arm-wrestle a typical Oni. You are absurdly tough, able to shrug off blows that would knock down stone walls. Your endurance allows you to keep going for days on end.
> Martial Arts: 2. Your vast physical power comes at the price of limited technique. To counteract this, you are proficient in wrestling moves and powerful takedowns, which do not require many attacks to incapacitate an opponent. As a practitioner of magic, your Martial Arts also determines the maximum Potency of magical effects used.
> Your Hakkero went missing at the same time you were visited by the mysterious Inside Informant, who claimed to be operating temporarily from the Underground.

>Marisa: Contemplate the Enigma of Steel while keeping the pain train coming.
>Akyu: Into the Caverness!

> You are not a God, not an Oni, but a mere human. In this world, there is little you can truly trust. But in these - your muscles, strong and tough as thousand-folded steel - your trust lies absolute!
> Akyu is currently too busy braving an arduous, but ultimately uninteresting, initial descent down the path to the Underground for you to be her. Furthermore, your ability to use [S] has not recharged yet.

Wow. Marisa just became a little more Cho. It is a wonderful thing.

>Assess combat durability of Broomstick. If good, become the Tempest, mule kicking, back knuckling, swinging, spinning, thrusting: anyone within a 3 meter radius should feel threatened. If it is becoming overwhelming with the bodies, jet away.

>How does losing our spell focus affect our active spell repertoire?

> Your Broomstick is a faithful and loyal friend, but it is like a twig in your mighty hands when you go all-out. Best to rely on tried-and-true techniques.
> The horde of Oni does not lessen. You squat down, then, with a thrust that turns the rock beneath you to rubble, launch yourself dozens of metres through the air towards the vast structure in the distance - the Palace of Earth Spirits, quickly leaving the largest mass of Oni behind.
> Your Hakkero vastly boosts your magical aptitude, enabling you to use the Potency: 4 Spell Card Love Sign: Master Spark, and its Potency: 5+ variation. You are otherwise able to use Potency: 2 danmaku and Spell Cards normally.

> A vast boulder, twice your height, comes barreling at you from the side as you are in the middle of another prodigious leap. You dodge just in time to see the red-horned Oni, who had been holding on to it mid-flight, her fingers embedded deep in the rock, leap off straight at you, winding up a punch crackling with energy, screaming a battle cry.

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« Reply #943 on: August 10, 2010, 02:50:06 PM »
>Grab fallen oni
>Use fallen oni as a bludgeon against yet to be fallen oni.

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« Reply #944 on: August 13, 2010, 10:23:36 AM »
>Lean back to dodge incoming blow, wrap legs around neck and attacking forearm into Triangle choke. Backflip in mid-air to spin into a Frankensteiner.
>From ground quickly disengage to avoid ground grappling, get up and perform a stealth dropkick to side of the Oni's head.

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« Reply #945 on: August 14, 2010, 07:21:15 AM »
Sorry folks, was too ill too update. (Somewhat) better now!

>Grab fallen oni
>Use fallen oni as a bludgeon against yet to be fallen oni.

> Unfortunately, there are few fallen oni to be found several dozen metres up in the air.

>Lean back to dodge incoming blow, wrap legs around neck and attacking forearm into Triangle choke. Backflip in mid-air to spin into a Frankensteiner.
>From ground quickly disengage to avoid ground grappling, get up and perform a stealth dropkick to side of the Oni's head.

> You use yourself as a bludgeoning instrument, instead.
> The punch blasts past your face, the sparks flying off it stinging your skin. You use the Oni's arm as leverage, lock your legs around her upper body, and lurch backwards, sending the both of you sending into a dizzying aerial spin.
> Six or seven full rotations later, you meet the ground in a meteoric impact that sends up a mushroom cloud of dust and debris.
> The dust is so thick you can barely make out your target. You aim a kick, but feel your foot being nimbly caught in a vice-iike grip, and are bodily lifted and smashed into the ground next to the Oni.
> "Awesome as ever, Marisa!" you hear her say.

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #946 on: August 16, 2010, 06:30:05 AM »
> The Parser is worried that Akyu quest is no longer interesting to its usual occupants and asks what it can do to spice things up.

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« Reply #947 on: August 16, 2010, 06:38:25 AM »
>Maybe when the players remember there was a post  =[
>Wrench foot free. Then grab the nearest limb or head of said grabee, and proceed to place a lock on them.

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« Reply #948 on: August 16, 2010, 11:54:23 AM »
> Do we know the Oni?

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« Reply #949 on: August 16, 2010, 12:56:22 PM »
>Maybe when the players remember there was a post  =[
>Wrench foot free. Then grab the nearest limb or head of said grabee, and proceed to place a lock on them.

> Gosh you guys :(

> You twist yourself free, using the motion and a push of a hand to quickly stand up. A shuffling from the dust cloud suggests your assailant has vacated her current position. You cannot see her at all.
> "Heave!"
> A boulder shoots out of the dust, zips past you and impacts against something far behind.
> "What're you doing here, anyway? Don't see you down here very often!" the voice rings out of the dust.

> Do we know the Oni?

> You know two Oni on a first-name basis, and you know exactly where one of them is. This must be the other one - Yuugi Hoshiguma. She was impressed by your strength back then, and always looked for a brawl with you when you were around.

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« Reply #950 on: August 16, 2010, 01:10:16 PM »
> "I'm searching for the person who stole something me"

> Go into a defensive stance.

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« Reply #951 on: August 17, 2010, 07:34:01 AM »
I certainly have not lost interest. Where else can I spew detailed combat techniques and exchange gentlemanly fisticuffs? I've just been busy.

>Launch a Stardust Reverie(? The spread star bomb.) Try to locate Yuugi by impact noise, and follow-up with a barrage of shots. Based on impact noise, rush forward into a flying knee at stomach level and keep your guard up while doing so. If there is no initial impact, backspring away and listen.

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« Reply #952 on: August 18, 2010, 05:55:16 PM »
> "I'm searching for the person who stole something me"

> Go into a defensive stance.

> "Ya got robbed? That sucks! Hope you get the thief and give 'em a good what-for!"

> Defensive stance? Defensive stance? Who the hell do you think you are? You have no time for these pansy-ass shenanigans! There's Oni ass to be kicked!

I certainly have not lost interest. Where else can I spew detailed combat techniques and exchange gentlemanly fisticuffs? I've just been busy.

>Launch a Stardust Reverie(? The spread star bomb.) Try to locate Yuugi by impact noise, and follow-up with a barrage of shots. Based on impact noise, rush forward into a flying knee at stomach level and keep your guard up while doing so. If there is no initial impact, backspring away and listen.

> That's more like it! Your trademark star-based bullets zip out into the dust, the force of their passing causing the dust to swirl around them violently. They start impacting, making hollow booming sounds where they hit. You see a brief flash of violet through one of these swirls before you hear a blast much closer to you and an "Oof!" to punctuate it.
> As good a target as any! You launch yourself in the wake of the star, scattering dust everywhere and briefly see Yuugi's shocked expression moments before you land a high-speed knee in her gut, bearing her down to the ground with your momentum.
> "Aight, I give, I give!" she says from underneath you.

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« Reply #953 on: August 18, 2010, 06:03:23 PM »
>Solemn nod.
>Get off her, help her up.
>Dust self off.

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« Reply #954 on: August 18, 2010, 09:02:13 PM »
>Solemn nod.
>Get off her, help her up.
>Dust self off.

> "Cheers," she says with a wink as you pull her up.
> That's quite a lot of dust. Good thing you wore your sturdy black jeans and jacket instead of your more fragile poofy dress - it would've been ruined.
> "Reckon ye'll want to be 'eadin' down to the palace? I'll be 'eadin' back, meself, gonna see about all them other oni you beat up. You stay kickin', ye hear?"

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« Reply #955 on: August 18, 2010, 09:08:29 PM »
> "Heh.  You stay in one piece yourself."
> Bid Yuugi farewell.
> Head for the Palace.

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« Reply #956 on: August 19, 2010, 09:32:12 AM »
> "Heh.  You stay in one piece yourself."
> Bid Yuugi farewell.
> Head for the Palace.

> Time passes. Your encounter with the shut-in girl youkai and her cat yield little new information, so, for the sake of dramatic expediency, we will leave them behind. You can practically smell the trail of your Hakkero leading down into the depths where the Reactor is situated.
> The heat down near the Reactor is intense - an ordinary human couldn't stay here for more than minutes before passing out. But for you it is a mere inconvenience.
> You exit the cramped maintenance shaft near the ground floor of the vast construction. A faint blue glow suffuses everything on top of the dull red of the exposed magma flows covered by rickety steel gratings.
> And there, across the expanse of the vast cavern that houses the Reactor, stands the Inside Informant, casually leaning against a railing. It's hard to make out exactly what she's doing - the kappa technology serves to obscure her shape and outline, letting you only see a vague, translucent humanoid shape.

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« Reply #957 on: August 19, 2010, 02:05:43 PM »
> Do we know they have the Hakkero?
> If so:  "I hope you weren't planning on keeping that for yourself."

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« Reply #958 on: August 19, 2010, 03:10:37 PM »
> My lack of posting is usually due to other Quests being so active that I sometimes don't notice it got updated. Sorry >.<
> "Their you are."

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« Reply #959 on: August 19, 2010, 03:46:27 PM »
> My lack of posting is usually due to other Quests being so active that I sometimes don't notice it got updated. Sorry >.<
> "Their you are."

> "Here I am indeed. Proud of yourself? You should be, those Oni must have been quite a challenge! Still, your company is not appreciated. Get out of my face. Leave."

> Do we know they have the Hakkero?
> If so:  "I hope you weren't planning on keeping that for yourself."

> You can practically smell the Hakkero on her.
> "This?"
> From the folds of her distortion, she pulls out your prized possession and twirls it on one finger.
> "Neat little trinket. So potent, yet so unstable! How do you manage to keep it in check? Whatever, I just wanna see what happens when I break it."