***~/!MODESLAVES 2: DUCS IN SPACE/!~***

[Slaves]

AFTER MODE AND SLAVES WENT FROM GENSOKYO TO EARTH THEY WENT TO JUPITER TO FIND EREBUS AND PURVIS THEY RODE IN VIC VIPER AND SAW ALL THE YELLOW STARS THAT SLAVES SAID SHOULD BE BLUE BECAUSE THEYRE NOT BLUE AND BLUE IS A GOOD COLOR AND MODE SAID WELL I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT ART BUT I THINK THATS A TRUE THING SLAVES I HOPE THAT THEY TURN BLUE ONE DAY AND SLAVES TOLD MODE WELL MODE YOU CAN TALK TO THE STARS SO WHY DONT YOU SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE STARS AND TELL THEM TO TURN BLUE AND MODE SAID WAWO THATS A GOOD IDEA SLAVES ILL DO IT AND MODE SAID HYMSBEVOTEN BUAJCEK YUMXUDU YAUOR AND THE STARS TURNED BLUE BUT THEN VICVIPER DID A LOOP DE LOOP AND MODE CRIED BUT SLAVES STAYED STRONG AND BUCKLED MODE IN HER CARSEAT AND THEN BUCKLED HIMSELF UP SO THEY CAN BE SAFE AND VICVIPER PUT ON A LIFEJACKET BECAUSE HE DIDNT WANT TO DROWN IN THE SEAS OF JUPITER WHICH IS WHERE THEY WERE GOING TO LAND ON JUPTER TO SEE EREBUS AND PURVIS THEY LANDED ON JUPTER AND MET EREBUS AND PURVIS AND EMOSU AND THEY TOOK A WALK ALONG THE LAKE OF JUPTIER THATS NAMED JUPUERLAKE AND VICVIPER WAS IN HUMAN FORM NOT A SHIP ANY MORE THEN THE EVIL  MATSURI CAME WITH HER JANITOR SQUAD AND THEY BEAT UP VICVIPER WITH THEIR MOPS EVEN THOUGH HE IS A JANITOR TOO BUT THEY DONT LIKE HIME BECAUSE HE WAS HANGIN W/ THE KIDS NAMED MODE AND SLAVES AND PURVIS AND EROTRICBUS THEN MODE SANG OHHHHHHH DESIRE OHOHOHHHHHHHH AND DEFEATED THE JANITOR BAD GUYS THEN VICVIPER TURNED INTO SHIP FORM AND SAID LETS GO WE NEED TO LEAVE THIS EVIL PLACE AND PURVIS SAID WHAT ABOUT MY HOUSES I NEED TO SELL THEM BUT VICVIPER LOOKED DEEP INTO PURVIS EYES AND PURVIS UNDERSTOOD THE URGENCY OF THE ESCAPE AND HE TRAVELED WITH THEM OUT TO SPACE IN SPACE THEY ENGAGED IN A BATTLE WITH MORIN AND HIS GIANT MECHA ROBOT SQUAD IT WAS A LONG BATTLE THAT WAS VERY SAD BECAUSE THEY BLEW UP MANY STARS AND PLANETS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL VERY POWERFUL AND AFTER THEIR SHIPS WERE DESTROYED MOERIN SHOT BULLETS AT VIC VIPER AND KILLED HER MODE WAS CRYING A LOT AND SLAVES WAS PUKING BECAUSE THE BATTLE SCENE IN SPACE WAS VERY GOREY AND PURVIS JUST SHOOK HIS HEAD BECAUSE IT WAS TOO SAD BUT WHERE WAS EREBUS??? ASKED MODE AND MOERIN LET OUT A BIG YELL SCREAM AND SHE DIED BECAUSE EREBUS WAS BEHIND HER AND KILLED HER THEN EVERYONE VICVIPER PURVIS MODE SLAVES AND EREBUS CHEERED JOY BECAUSE MOERIN DIED AND SHE WAS EVIL AND HATED DUMB KIDS LIKE SLAVES AND MODE AND EREBUS AND VICVIPER BUT NOT PURVIS BECAUSE HE IS A DOCTOR VICVIPER TURNED INTO A SHIP AND KILLED MOERIN AND SHE DIED BUT THEN MODE WHO HAD A HEART OF GOLD TOLD VICVIPER THAT NO DONT BECAUSE JUST THEN THE EVIL SPIRIT THAT POSSESSED MOERIN CAME OUT OF HER AND DIED SO MEROIN DIDNT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AND IT TURNS OUT SHE WASNT EVIL SO THEN THEY ALL WENT BACK TO MOERINS HOUSE TO HAVE CAKE AND COOKIES.

[Bias Bus]

HUGE WAVE OF SRS

But we surfed it so it's okay

[Spidere]

^ This.

[HakureiSM]

A couple of people died more than once in this one.
I know the feeling.

Mix cleaning agents and start a charcoal fire in an enclosed room, while tying a rope around your neck in the meantime
that your cement shoes are drying; in a burning building under the sea.

I tried. Room ran out of oxygen p soon and the acumulated CO2 threw me back to surface.
Shoes cracked due to pressure, and pressure around the rope relieved while surfacing so

[Gpop]

You know every time I read it I forget whatever the fuck happened

[Moerin]

THEY ENGAGED IN A BATTLE WITH MORIN AND HIS GIANT MECHA ROBOT SQUAD

Best.  Story.  Ever.

[dustyjo]

why don't I have a giant mecha robot squad

[Tengukami]

OK, as promised, here's my dramatic reading of the first one. Going to do the second one now.

[Sana]

I knew Vic wouldn't die! Mechas can't beat the last hope for mankind!

[Moerin]

I knew Vic wouldn't die! Mechas can't beat the last hope for mankind!

Of course ordinary mecha can't beat Gunbuster~!  It has Coach's soul~!

[JT]

OK, as promised, here's my dramatic reading of the first one. Going to do the second one now.

The way you said "kawaii" made me spit Mountain Dew all over my computer. Thanks.

[Cadmas]

Oh them loop de loops vic is so daring.

[Gpop]

why don't I have a giant mecha robot squad

Meanwhile I'm usually the one in background enjoying myself as I watch the whole scene of events going on in front of me.

[Hello Purvis]

My genius investments...ruined

orz

It is so *frumple*

[Easy Mode]

omg slabes



omg

[Bias Bus]

Of course ordinary mecha can't beat Gunbuster~!  It has Coach's soul~!

I still killed yo' ass though :smug:

[HakureiSM]

OK, as promised, here's my dramatic reading of the first one. Going to do the second one now.

AdBlock blocks that site.

[dustyjo]

uh no it doesn't

[Tengukami]

Yeah, AdBlock does not block that site.

[HakureiSM]

:S

[Tengukami]

Are you unaware that you can disable AdBlock for that site with like, two mouse clicks?

EDIT: I have AdBlock on while on that site, and it works just fine.

[HakureiSM]

I'm aware, just didn't know how to :s
Never had to before.  Also I was just poiting that out.

[Easy Mode]

Tengukami what is wrong with your voice you are not a chipmunk.

[Tengukami]

I pitched it up 30% in Audacity so I could sound more KAWAAAAAAAAAAAII ^_____^;;
_, ,_ ∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　えーりん！えーりん！
　　⊂彡

[Solais]

Your voice sounds like that green alien thing in a very very very old game called Dinosaur Safari where you had to photograph dinosaurs and stuff.
Also film yourself doing sweetass ollies.

[Suikama]

Grah! That site causes firefox to crash nonstop D:

[Tengukami]

I'll re-up to Sharebee in a minute.

[The ⑨th Zentillion]

These stories are batshit so horribad they're good and OH MY GOD CHOCOLATE CHIP PINGAS COOKIES WITH SEMEN FROSTING BETWEEN TWO DEEP-FRIED YUKKURIS TASTY THERE MUST BE A PART FOUR. :*

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Also, great dramatic reading of the first one, Ammy. SUPA KAWAII ^______^

[Slaves]

twohose@gmail.com 8:25 pm
(8:25:13 PM):     mode you should
(8:25:14 PM):     write
(8:25:20 PM):     PART 3
(8:25:23 PM):     OR
(8:25:24 PM):     4
(8:25:27 PM):     I MEANT 4
modeymargatroid 8:25 pm
(8:25:33 PM):     OKAY

PREPARE YOURSELVES

[The ⑨th Zentillion]

Damn it, now I want to sing Be Prepared from The Lion King. Also, oh boy, there's going to be a part 4! :]