God damnit, I need to actually make stuff, whether it's for this or actually working on my thesis.
That said, uh... I'm not sure how wise it is to be devil's advocate on the matter, but after reading it, I actually didn't see anything REALLY wrong with Madness' post. It... just explicitly MENTIONED futa/tentacles, without actually involving them, or making them necessary. The content is fitting enough and makes sense. The only problem would be the blunt terminology, which... I'm not sure is worth getting up in arms about. To be fair, it DOES run the risk of encouraging that behavior, but... I don't know.
There was another guideline I was thinking of including, but I was having trouble wording or describing it. Something about keeping it 'tasteful,' for what value of tasteful you can get on these things. Which basically means not going into detail on these objectionable topics when they come up outside of NSFW. I don't think using the term for it - sparingly - is detailed enough to warrant drama. If it is, well... I guess you could have the same basic content by describing Eirin's gifts as "marital aids," including one for "just in case they want kids," or the like.
The thing is to keep NSFW material separate from the main RP to a responsible degree. I'm not sure that means denying its existence or temptation, but it DOES mean limiting its prominence.
Now that I think of it, that last part may show the real reason this is getting complained about; the only content of the post was the pill collection and largely offhand mentions of that dark milkshake. That's too high a concentration; there's really not much more to it than that provocation. Is that more accurate?
Hooray for getting myself in trouble...