Author Topic: Welcome to Abusemaiden (Read 57912 times)

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #300 on:** May 24, 2009, 07:25:19 AM »

I accidentally the internet on my keyboard.

Dragoshi · « **Reply #301 on:** May 24, 2009, 07:29:59 AM »

Quote from: nintendonut888 on May 24, 2009, 05:34:48 AM

http://www.viddler.com/explore/retsu/videos/108/

pfffffahahahahah. Is it wrong that I hope he went through with that bit Proteus suggested at, like... near the end and decided to go and eat, like EIGHTY FRICKIN' PIZZA ROLLS.

...Then again, maybe that's just my inner horribleness speaking.

Quote from: TranceHime on May 24, 2009, 07:20:11 AM

Does it look like I was asking you in particular?

Does it look I want to start an unending loop of questions that will only be responded to with questions?

Quote from: Ahoge Fairy on May 24, 2009, 07:25:19 AM

I accidentally the internet on my keyboard.

...You should prolly' clean that up, then. Unless you really want all that internet on your keyboard to mess things up.

Tapsa · « **Reply #302 on:** May 24, 2009, 07:41:13 AM »

Quote from: Fujiwara no Drakou on May 24, 2009, 07:18:17 AM

I don't know. Do I look like I have all the answers to everything ever forever?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST (Why reply? - TAYGAY))

I wish

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #303 on:** May 24, 2009, 07:43:21 AM »

You no hungry for ban, you hungry for hotpockets.

Tapsa · « **Reply #304 on:** May 24, 2009, 07:50:18 AM »

me hungry for 40x parafragging jap airfield

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #305 on:** May 24, 2009, 08:12:15 AM »

Are we talking about Red Alert 3?

The Empire is hax.

Easy Mode · « **Reply #306 on:** May 24, 2009, 08:15:31 AM »

Quote from: TranceHime on May 24, 2009, 06:58:21 AM

This is all nice and dandy, but what exactly is the big deal behind the whole "omfg ijji modo and pedo are together" thing.

It's GOSSIP!
Gossip is always lovely. You've gotta love junior high.
I'm supposed to be asleep... I can't! I'm too excited!
We're talking tomorrow...~

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #307 on:** May 24, 2009, 08:23:47 AM »

Wait, you guys go to the same school?

ah...young love, how nice.

reminds me of the 1990s when I first held hands with a girl, walking down memory lane, and I never touched no pussy then, it was my clean, my mind was clean and all I wanted was the girl go home on the same street as me, walking slowly and taking a small ice cream cone on a hot summer day, where we would gaze at the passing traffic and just mellow down the smooth.

It has been sometime.

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lawlz. joking, but if you are offering and you are near, I would gladly take up your offer.

Easy Mode · « **Reply #308 on:** May 24, 2009, 08:27:35 AM »

Quote from: Ahoge Fairy on May 24, 2009, 08:23:47 AM

Wait, you guys go to the same school?

ah...young love, how nice.

reminds me of the 1990s when I first held hands with a girl, walking down memory lane, and I never touched no pussy then, it was my clean, my mind was clean and all I wanted was the girl go home on the same street as me, walking slowly and taking a small ice cream cone on a hot summer day, where we would gaze at the passing traffic and just mellow down the smooth.

It has been sometime.

(Advertising attached: looking for quick action TL note: sex)

lawlz. joking, but if you are offering and you are near, I would gladly take up your offer.

It would be nice to go to the same school. But no.

Also,

wat.
I'm not sure whether to coo or be repulsed.

Dragoshi · « **Reply #309 on:** May 24, 2009, 08:39:27 AM »

Well. You could always take the third path and be simultaneously both yet neither in a comical paradox of sorts.

trancehime · « **Reply #310 on:** May 24, 2009, 08:41:55 AM »

Quote from: 恋人 on May 24, 2009, 08:15:31 AM

It's GOSSIP!
Gossip is always lovely. You've gotta love junior high.
I'm supposed to be asleep... I can't! I'm too excited!
We're talking tomorrow...~

Gossip of that type is hardly something to be enthused about, but alright.

Maybe it's just my bias against teenager relationships...

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #311 on:** May 24, 2009, 08:50:42 AM »

Fine I will fuck the nearest tree that I can have.

surely drilling a dick sized hole in the middle is not that hard at 4am in the night is it?

I will try the national park by the way.

Dragoshi · « **Reply #312 on:** May 24, 2009, 08:52:04 AM »

Well... Good luck with that. Just don't get caught. ...Or get any splinters, for that matter.

Easy Mode · « **Reply #313 on:** May 24, 2009, 08:53:08 AM »

This reminds me...
Of that one story on Sankaku Complex. About the man who got stuck fucking park equipment.
I cried.

Mr_Bob · « **Reply #314 on:** May 24, 2009, 08:54:13 AM »

Quote from: TranceHime on May 24, 2009, 08:41:55 AM

Maybe it's just my bias against teenager relationships...

My bias against relationships is .... I've never had one.
Nobody takes a fancy to Mr_Bob (*sheds a single tear).

Dragoshi · « **Reply #315 on:** May 24, 2009, 08:57:40 AM »

Well, when I read that...I was just stuck between staring blankly or bursting out laughing, because what. I mean, seriously. Why would you even do that?

Easy Mode · « **Reply #316 on:** May 24, 2009, 08:59:18 AM »

I don't want to sleep.

I almost pity the man. The humiliation must be...
Good god. I feel bad for him now.

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #317 on:** May 24, 2009, 09:02:39 AM »

I have no idea you can be turned on by park bench.

I mean, surely a tree with a hole where it should be is where is at.

also

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/05/20/my-daddy-ate-my-eyes-man-bites-out-sons-eyes/

LAWLZ
I AM HARDKOREEE

Dragoshi · « **Reply #318 on:** May 24, 2009, 09:04:02 AM »

Yeah...But, still. Man.... I want to know what he was thinking when he thought that was a good idea.

Easy Mode · « **Reply #319 on:** May 24, 2009, 09:06:32 AM »

Eyes probably taste awful.
Guess what I am reading.

Dragoshi · « **Reply #320 on:** May 24, 2009, 09:10:08 AM »

The link that was posted a few minutes ago.
Though, yeah. I'd imagine eyes wouldn't taste that good. Unless they were, like... Gummy eyes. Filled with bloody jelly. :V

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #321 on:** May 24, 2009, 09:11:00 AM »

Oh my god...

I love Sankaku Complex. anyone who complains is an idiot.

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/05/20/men-gang-rape-porcupine-porcupine-rapes-back/

LOL

Rape rumia here NSFW here

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/03/02/touhou-strippable-speaking-oppai-mouse-pad/

lol

Easy Mode · « **Reply #322 on:** May 24, 2009, 09:13:30 AM »

Quote from: Fujiwara no Drakou on May 24, 2009, 09:10:08 AM

The link that was posted a few minutes ago.

No. It involves a chair. And nostalgia of good times past.

Paper cuts.
I like the shota mousepad more. I want it.

Dragoshi · « **Reply #323 on:** May 24, 2009, 09:20:42 AM »

Ah. Fun, fun. Though, man. People are screwier than I thought. I mean, really? Porcupine raping?

...though, yeah, I can see that other thing leading to papercuts. No opinion on the mousepad, though

LHCling · « **Reply #324 on:** May 24, 2009, 09:23:37 AM »

Quote from: Fujiwara no Drakou on May 24, 2009, 09:10:08 AM

The link that was posted a few minutes ago.
Though, yeah. I'd imagine eyes wouldn't taste that good. Unless they were, like... Gummy eyes. Filled with bloody jelly. :V

Find out!

...this Friday. Once I dissect it.

EDIT: for the record, I believe the eye to consist mainly of lipids (that is, fat)

Easy Mode · « **Reply #325 on:** May 24, 2009, 09:27:33 AM »

"Oh, hey! What's with the gash on your finger? What is that, a paper cut?"
"..."

I want http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2008/06/30/flat-chested-mouse-pad/

And this http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/05/13/shota-penis-mouse-pad-unveiled/

NSFW DUH.

Dragoshi · « **Reply #326 on:** May 24, 2009, 09:39:24 AM »

...Well, if anything, those mousepads would be interesting conversation pieces. :V

Easy Mode · « **Reply #327 on:** May 24, 2009, 09:40:36 AM »

Or fap/shlick pieces.
I don't know about you, but...~

Dragoshi · « **Reply #328 on:** May 24, 2009, 09:46:32 AM »

Ehhhh... maybe. Maybe not. It'd depend on how bored i'd be, in all honesty. and if i'd even bother buying one in the first place, so. :V

Easy Mode · « **Reply #329 on:** May 24, 2009, 09:48:19 AM »

I would if I was old enough to have a credit card.
I so would.

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