Author Topic: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4  (Read 129773 times)

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #90 on: November 13, 2009, 12:35:07 PM »
I fuckin' hate Kaguya! Trying to 1cc hard with Reimu Solo. I perfect stage 1 to 3. I finally manage to do decent on Marisa. I do Reisen nicely and end up in stage 6 with 5 lives. and STILL I couldn't make it. Died on her final card at about 30 seconds left.

*sigh* guess I should do some more practice runs

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #91 on: November 13, 2009, 12:43:41 PM »
Hourai Elixir, LAST second (00), TWICE.

EDIT: I survived EIGHT waves of Total Purification and this thing wouldn't let me capture it.
« Last Edit: November 13, 2009, 01:11:50 PM by Formless God »

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #93 on: November 13, 2009, 01:19:08 PM »
Here's a nice and easy way for me to do that. Get a replay off him first.

I can already see problems with the run from the first 10 seconds of the video.

EDIT: Screw it, I'm watching it.

Obv TAS. I can see it so clearly. Watching it more for laughs.
« Last Edit: November 13, 2009, 01:23:15 PM by Baity »
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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #94 on: November 13, 2009, 01:24:18 PM »
More LLS Hard. Next run has the same glitch happen.

The run after that, the glitch doesn't happen. I make it to Marisa with 6 spare lives. She kills me 3 times even though I normally kick her ass with one or two deaths at the most. Sure, I can use the fact that I had no bombs and the rank was probably high to excuse the first death, but the other 2 were just bad.

Stage 5 mostly went well, leaving me with one spare life for stage 6, so I'd have 2 spare lives for the final boss.

I die to the enemy that gives you a bomb in that stage when I still had bombs in stock, so I end up at Yuka with only one spare life. I'm extremely nervous so I panic bomb her first phase until I waste all the bombs. I lose my last life with bombs still in stock. Though I'm not sure how many more phases she had left.

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #95 on: November 13, 2009, 01:25:48 PM »
Obv TAS. I can see it so clearly. Watching it more for laughs.
Cloudy Way in Purple, lol

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #96 on: November 13, 2009, 01:34:32 PM »
Cloudy Way in Purple, lol
That was pretty hilarious, yeah.

The whole run is full of stuff you don't do I might add  :V
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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #97 on: November 13, 2009, 01:41:09 PM »
67 fps throughout the stage (no ... haven't watched the whole thing yet), ZERO fps at 0:01.

Dunno if I should laugh or not ... I did the same with a Stage 5 Normal run a while ago but deleted it afterwards... It just doesn't feel right.

EDIT: Holy crap Bad Omen xD. This guy is even more skillful than AM :V
EDIT: Lol Superhuman.
« Last Edit: November 13, 2009, 01:55:33 PM by Formless God »

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #98 on: November 13, 2009, 01:53:46 PM »
The only time you should be TAS'ing is if you're doing crazy stunts or research / testing / training. Not for 1cc'ing the game normally and not performing any awesome stunts  :V

This guy is even more skillful than AM :V
Ah, I should show the others.

See: attachments.
First replay is MoF Stage 4 No Vert. Not perfect, but it's the closest you can probably get to one.
Second replay is my inspiration for MoF Extra No Vert, done much more professionally than me.
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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #99 on: November 13, 2009, 02:03:32 PM »
UFO Stage 5 Lunatic.

Lol post-Nazrin fairy spam, lol Radiant Treasure Gun, lol Lazors (not quite lol though as I did a similar thing earlier ... but still, look at the descriptions and annotations).

The only time you should be TAS'ing is if you're doing crazy stunts or research / testing / training. Not for 1cc'ing the game normally and not performing any awesome stunts  :V

Can I TAS just to unlock practice stages ? Just wondering ... So that I'll feel less guilty when TH13 comes out. :V

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #100 on: November 13, 2009, 02:08:49 PM »
I'm raging today because I cleared IN the other day, and I played it this morning, and I died on Esoterica "Astronomical Entombing." Sigh...

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #101 on: November 13, 2009, 02:15:54 PM »
Can I TAS just to unlock practice stages ? Just wondering ... So that I'll feel less guilty when TH13 comes out. :V
Entirely up to you. Personally, I see nothing really wrong with that.

Just so you know, I was given a score.dat with UFO Lunatic unlocked for all shot types to work with about 3 weeks in. It's got "Cheat" written on all the High Scores, and some of the Spell cards appear to be intentionally timed out  :V
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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #102 on: November 13, 2009, 02:41:30 PM »
I cheated my way through UFO Lunatic to unlock everything for practice mode with multiple shot types (infinite lives and +500% speed lol).

I probably wouldn't do it for unlocking an Extra stage or anything of that sort though.  I wouldn't do it at all if continuing let me start with more than 2 lives, making it harder than 1cc'ing in the first place, since I'll generally have tons of lives stocked up by stage 5/6 so I can lose them all.

UFO was the only one I had any trouble with though.  Unlocking MoF and SA Lunatic practice stages was fairly easy.
« Last Edit: November 13, 2009, 02:44:10 PM by Lybydose »

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #103 on: November 13, 2009, 02:49:43 PM »
That was pretty hilarious, yeah.

The whole run is full of stuff you don't do I might add  :V
I particularly liked what he tried to do with the second non-card. :V
Let's fight.

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #104 on: November 13, 2009, 02:54:55 PM »
How in the fuck?  I try UFO again for the first time in a while, get a run where I get three or four deaths with wasted bombs and make it to Vajra of Perfect Buddhism.  I try again with one death with wasted bombs and make it to Aura of Justice.  (Okay, the last death had a wasted bomb too, but I tried going through a wall because at that point, that last bomb had much better in the ways of potential use.)

This is less a rage post and more of a "what the fuck just happened?" post.

(Maybe I should sit down and plagiarize Baity's methods since he loves this game so much research how to do this shit properly.)
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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #105 on: November 13, 2009, 02:57:43 PM »
plagiarize Baity's methods since he loves this game so much
It's not plagiarism if you cite sources  :V

As an aside, I'm going to link my crap play "yesterday" to it being Friday the 13th. ...and it takes me until today (Saturday, 2am) to realize it was the 13th.

...
* Baity attempts another 1cc
Well, that was certainly interesting. Still not as good as my previous run (due to lol-mistakes), but I got incredibly lucky I guess.

Now would be a good time to sleep. Except I don't feel sleepy.
« Last Edit: November 13, 2009, 03:54:19 PM by Baity »
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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #106 on: November 13, 2009, 04:07:32 PM »
2 spare lives entering LLS stage 6. I die twice to the part before Yuka. Why the **** am I dying to that. Then I die again when I still have both bombs. Then I manage to perfect Yuka until the part where she first turns into the ball of light. Then I have to use my last bomb. Then I die not to the final part where I would expect to die to without bombs, but the easy part before it. I can definitely 1cc this on Hard, but I need to quit messing up.

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #107 on: November 13, 2009, 05:05:27 PM »
Welp, I suck pretty badly at UFO, it seems. Haven't gotten past Stage 3 in a proper run yet due to suddenly losing all ability to deathbomb. :V Although I got the hang of the pre-boss Ichirin bullet spam, so there's that.
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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #108 on: November 13, 2009, 09:32:21 PM »
Somebody conf?rm this as a TAS or I'll rage.
lol, spellcard history.

lol everything, but I just noticed the spellcard history a few seconds ago. :V

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #109 on: November 13, 2009, 10:14:19 PM »
So. I spellcapped Eirin's final spellcard (hourai Elixir? I forget) on lunatic. I know that you can fly thru bosses as they are exploding, and wanted to get the points in time.. So I fly up thru Eirin to get the points, and then thru Kag*BANG*....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Spellcard Failed.

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #110 on: November 14, 2009, 02:04:15 AM »
67 fps throughout the stage (no ... haven't watched the whole thing yet), ZERO fps at 0:01.

Dunno if I should laugh or not ... I did the same with a Stage 5 Normal run a while ago but deleted it afterwards... It just doesn't feel right.

EDIT: Holy crap Bad Omen xD. This guy is even more skillful than AM :V
EDIT: Lol Superhuman.

Wonder if I should just comment there and laugh at him.
Forget Cloud Way and Superhuman, just look at the non-spell AFTER cloud way.

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #111 on: November 14, 2009, 02:11:05 AM »
I hate UFO Stage 3

I go through at LEAST five bombs.
And that's an absolute minimum, IF I'm lucky

Edit: Add stage 5 for being  NOTHING BUT RAGE AND BOMBS

Shou is a BREAK after the hell of Stage 5
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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #112 on: November 14, 2009, 03:08:54 AM »
I hate UFO Stage 3

I go through at LEAST five bombs.
Same here, but switch "bombs" with "deaths"

....damn I still hate Ichirin even after 1ccing it.

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #113 on: November 14, 2009, 05:14:45 AM »
Oh yes ... BROFISTS pwn me on Practice Mode, NINE lives.

Wonder if I should just comment there and laugh at him.

Do it on his Stage 5 Lunatic video :V

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #114 on: November 14, 2009, 05:18:01 AM »
Shikieiki's 10-4 and 10-8 are the only two scenes I have left in Shoot the Bullet.

If Shikieiki wasn't my favourite character, I would really hate her right about now. I am starting to think that my horrible horrible deaths to her are Shikieiki's revenge for my falling in love with a certain strawberry goddess instead of remaining loyal only to her.

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #115 on: November 14, 2009, 05:24:11 AM »
The worst part? I MADE you a replay LAST NIGHT showing you how to deal with 10-4. :<
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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #116 on: November 14, 2009, 07:34:38 AM »
From a couple days back, trying to reach Mystia's last spell:



At least I didn't miss by one ....

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #117 on: November 14, 2009, 12:39:10 PM »
Yesterday I went to class and took my notebook with me

There I did my first 1cc of IN Hard.

I got home late, watched a movie with my wife.. This morning I turned on the notebook to get the replay to upload.

I didn't save it...

The game in the notebook is in japanese, I never really played there, did I really not see the option to save replay? ._.

I don't want to have to do this again :(
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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #118 on: November 14, 2009, 05:47:36 PM »
Just failed a UFO Normal 1cc. I'm sick of SanaeA not being able to do shit to Nue's Red UFOs card, so I tried unlocking it with MarisaA. Everything was going smoothly, maybe two deaths occurred because of my own error.

The rest of the deaths occurred because my keyboard decided LOL LET'S SEND MARISA FLYING IN A RANDOM DIRECTION FOR NO FUCKING REASON.

I had to remap my keys to I-J-K-L and every so often, one of them will apparently stick and make the character move nonstop in that direction until I press the button again. This only happens after extending periods of playing.

Y'know, by the time I'm around Stage 5 and 6, where losing control for a second usually means death :V

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #119 on: November 14, 2009, 06:34:31 PM »
Does other rage go here? Well, not my rage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-_sODtYL-g

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