Unprecedented Serious Affair: Your Psychological Gender

[Kilgamayan]

That really doesn't look normal though, Kilga. O_o I've never heard of sunburn/tan persisting that long.

It's probably just from the natural course of driving, really.

[Moerin]

Thankfully I come from the land of near perpetual gloom and rain, because, as I am very, very pale, I tend to burn very quickly and easily.

Unfortunately, I'm also far too thin, and lack the insulating layer of fat needed to cope with the cold.  I just can't win...

[Sana]

After getting a seriously horrific sunburn in Florida a few years ago, I wear jeans and long-sleeved shirts year-round. I hate going outside.  :V

I do this too. All I wear are dress shirts and pants.....but not because of sunburns. :S

It's more than just avoiding getting sunburned. I just hate how I look in anything else, and that has a lot to do with it too.

Oh.....But...don't you get hot?
I wear long sleeves because I have like built in heat resistance or something. :S

[Alfred F. Jones]

Your result for The Bem Sex Role Inventory Test ...
Androgynous
You scored 83% masculinity and 57% femininity!

... I just knew that insisting on always telling the truth would come back to bite me in the ass some way. :|

[Kilgamayan]

YES

COME JOIN ME IN THE EATING OF THE CHARRED ANIMAL FLESH AND THE DRINKING OF THE CARBONATED ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE AND THE WATCHING OF THE PIGSKIN RUGBY

[helvetica]

Wait, Ruro is manlier than me?  Guess she does wear the pants :V

[Matsuri]

Oh.....But...don't you get hot?
I wear long sleeves because I have like built in heat resistance or something. :S

I used to back when I started dressing like this, but not really anymore. I'm used to it.

[Moerin]

Hey, she's manlier than me too... I'd feel insecure about my masculinity if I hadn't already discarded the hope of ever being even remotely masculine~

[helvetica]

Nah I just find it funny that she's probably the second "manliest" person in CPMC based on those numbers.

[Sana]

Theory: Everyone on MotK is a loli.

At first I didn't believe it.....

[Menorah Jams, Pham]

I refuse to wear undershirts when I wear button-downs, because my chest hair is awesome

Spoiler:

and because the hair on my head is receding ever so slowly D:

I want to get a gold chain but triangles won't let me. 

Furthermore I look damn handsome with a tan.  When your people wander in the desert for thousands of years, you get a nicely developed adaptation to it.

However I never care enough to actually tan, so I have farmers' tans like a motherfucker.

That's it.  I'm going to start going back to the gym and take advantage of free tanning so I look good throughout the winter.

[dustyjo]

Your result for The Bem Sex Role Inventory Test ...
Feminine

You scored 37% masculinity and 77% femininity!

Why am I not surprised?

[Kilgamayan]

I notice MJP hasn't posted test results yet.

C'mon, you gonna let yourself get outmanned by Ruro?

[Moerin]

Your result for The Bem Sex Role Inventory Test ...
Feminine

You scored 37% masculinity and 77% femininity!

Why am I not surprised?

Theory: Everyone on MotK is a loli.

At first I didn't believe it.....

So... Yeah~

[Menorah Jams, Pham]

I notice MJP hasn't posted test results yet.

C'mon, you gonna let yourself get outmanned by Ruro?

Blocked at work.  I'll have to try it on my Pre or all you cockbites will have to wait until I get home. 

[♛ Apher-Forte]

I refuse to wear undershirts when I wear button-downs, because my chest hair is awesome

Spoiler:

and because the hair on my head is receding ever so slowly D:

Ah, the age old dillemma of us manly men eh?
Protip, shave. Hair is for those who care, men aren't supposed to care too much about their looks. I just did in case you wonder, so it seems I have plenty of masculinity on me.

[dustyjo]

Your result for The Bem Sex Role Inventory Test ...
Feminine

You scored 37% masculinity and 77% femininity!

Why am I not surprised?

Theory: Everyone on MotK is a loli.

At first I didn't believe it.....

So... Yeah~

Spoiler:

I wish

[Menorah Jams, Pham]

Ah, the age old dillemma of us manly men eh?
Protip, shave. Hair is for those who care, men aren't supposed to care too much about their looks. I just did in case you wonder, so it seems I have plenty of masculinity on me.

If I show up as a skinhead, my family would disown me and write me out of every will I'm currently in.

Jews + shaved heads = OH FUCK NEONAZIS

Edit: 83% masculine, 37% feminine.  I'll work on that.  Soon enough I won't be sensetive or caring at all.

PICKUP TRUCKS
BASEBALL
PORNOS

[♛ Apher-Forte]

I don't mean skinhead shave, like Crew no.4 sort of shave, you can keep the prickly bits.
Plus you are either a Jew or a skinhead, how can you be a Jewish skinhead anyway?

[Usually Dead]

Your result for The Bem Sex Role Inventory Test ...
Masculine

You scored 60% masculinity and 40% femininity!

You scored high on masculinity and low on femininity. You have a traditionally masculine personality.

... This seems correct to me.

[Alfred F. Jones]

I don't know if I should be worried that most people here are more feminine than I am. :|

Clearly I must go paint my nails or something.

[Greyn]

I don't know if I should be worried that most people here are more feminine than I am. :|

Clearly I must go paint my nails or something.

Wear a very large pretty pink bow in your hair.

[Menorah Jams, Pham]

I don't mean skinhead shave, like Crew no.4 sort of shave, you can keep the prickly bits.
Plus you are either a Jew or a skinhead, how can you be a Jewish skinhead anyway?

That's the kind of question my relatives, all of whom are well-off if not wealthy, would ask themselves while they shake their heads, call their attorneys, and ask them to strike me from their wills. 

I'm still "in the closet" about being an atheist.  I don't think they'd excommunicate me, but I think a shaved head wouldn't work.

Buzzcuts are out.  "Oh my Gawd, Moychal, you're joyning the MILITARY?  Oy vey iz mere, this son of mine is going to be a killer!"  *Jewish guilt-inducing sobs*

I don't know if I should be worried that most people here are more feminine than I am. :|

Clearly I must go paint my nails or something.

1) Put frills on everything you wear.
2) Put some kind of hair decoration or accessory on your hair.
3) Carry confetti wrapped around pebbles and hurl it at people

You will soon be the little girl

[Nobu]

I don't know if I should be worried that most people here are more feminine than I am. :|

Clearly I must go paint my nails or something.

Wear a very large pretty pink bow in your hair.

Nah, I don't think you have to worry. Also, anything you can do I can do femmer >:3

Let's pretend that's a word.

[helvetica]

Ruro: you can be my man <3

[Slaves]

I don't know if I should be worried that most people here are more feminine than I am. :|

Clearly I must go paint my nails or something.

Touhou Ruro: I Wanna Be The Girl

[Jana]

Also, anything you can do I can do femmer >:3

Let's pretend that's a word.

"Femmer" is a good imaginary word. Like, "only a few people here so far are femmer than myself."
I know I should have expected it, but 47%M/83%F is still somewhat surprising...

[dustyjo]

I don't know if I should be worried that most people here are more feminine than I am. :|

Clearly I must go paint my nails or something.

Wear a very large pretty pink bow in your hair.

...I'd actually do that 

(alone of course)

[Kilgamayan]

Fuck off, Ruro's my man.

[Tengukami]

Ruro: you can be my man <3

Fuck off, Ruro's my man.

Uh oh, it's about to get Jerry Springer in here.