>Tense up! Defensive position!
>No wait don't do that that'll seem like you're starting a fight!
>Augh!
> You instinctively tense up and get ready for a fight. Wait--you're not trying to fight! Oh my god, this is so bad. Not only is she still touching your hair, but now she's laughing at you.
> "Sorry about her. She has a habit of sneaking up on people." Satori sets her book aside. You don't think she has been paying attention to it since she started this conversation, actually. "Koishi, I'm serious. She doesn't like that."
> Koishi, still smiling, finally lets go of your hair.
> "You're thinking of looking for a kappa, but it doesn't seem like you've been to Youkai Mountain in a while," says Satori. "A lot has changed since the oni forfeited their place in the pecking order."
> _